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"Nothing, that's all the past, now I am watching the star ~ seat!" Liu Zixia said to the audience, the expression is very exaggerated: "I am both son, she sheep, constellation!"

As I said, Liu Zixia also reached the double-breaking finger, and the tail was pulled out later.

The twist is a face of Fan Wei, Liu Zhixia asked: "Big Brother, what is your constellation?"

Fan Viri looked at Liu Zixia like a fool, said: "I am a sofa seat, I am can't go."

Liu Zixia was amused by Fan Wei, saying: "Ah, I ask you."

Fan Wei repeatedly: "Your star is not constellation, I have to put it this, I am."

Hahaha, the audience has hilarious again.

What is your constellation? Sofa sitting!

Fan Wei Uncle 80% is from Mars? How can I don't know even the constellation?

This stalk, the audience can laugh one year.

And they believe that universal netizens will definitely talk about these two sentences to make various adaptation.

At that time, it is a network popular whitening, it is born!

When Snow Crystal, the water walked into the material.

Liu Zixia said very helplessly: "This cousin, even if you don't understand."

Yan Xuejing handed the water cup to Liu Zi Xia, said: "Come, drink water."

Fan Wei has been reached in halfway and put the cup to the past, saying: "Ah, I see if you are not brew."

Said, he took the insulation cup and put a bite on his mouth.

Pooh!

"Tea has not made it, you drink it." Just got a small mouth, Fan Wei gave it out, while speaking, I also handed the Insulation Cup to Liu Zixia.

"..."

Liu Zi took the insulation cup in the hands of the summer hand, it was not drinking, not drinking, could only be so embarrassed.

The audience is happy, and it is a big uncle, and even the people are so fresh and refined.

You said that you have drank, people can't bother you?

Who, who can't drink?

Yan Xuejing was unreasonable to make the ground, anger, angered: "This gives the water, you said that you have a drink, you will go to the house!"

"I am embarrassed, what are you?" Fan Weiler, pointed to his two legs, said: "Is it good?"

Yan Xuejing helplessly, only led Liu Zi Xia to enter the house.

......

In the room, both were sitting on the bed.

Yan Snow Crystal is nothing, Liu Zixia behaves that it is very stunned, not only two legs, when it comes to the top, even the expression on the face is also euphemistic.

Yan Xuejing looked at Liu Zixia and said: "Hey, I ask you something, in fact, I have seen it ..."

"Don't ask."

Yan Xue is still finished, Liu Zhixia will make it in the past, and the right hand is holding a punch, and the left arm of Snow crystal is.

"I am a man!" Liu Zixia was very proudly, pulled the long and sound.

Liu Zixia said that the audience before the scene, live, live broadcast, and sprayed out.

"I am a man? Hahaha ... I am too interesting!"

"Oh, no, I'm laughing at me, just the action of the people, too women xìng, Taishi!"

"This euphemistic look, there is a female xìng, I am, you are a true woman ..."

The audience is happy to cramp.

As far as Liu Zixia is now in the state of this 'Mother', the image of the past, handsome, sunshine, is really not in the side, but there is a little like a nile!

In fact, this body movement, speaking tone, or Liu Zixia deliberately ask me to give him a message to give him makeup.

Makeup artist Xiaise is a pouring cap, Liu Zhixia is full of effort to learn.

In just a few minutes, he learned, even more joyful than the Song Xiaobao in his past life!

The audience is full of curiosity for the screenwriter that creates this small product!

What is the sacred? I can let Liu Zixia go to play this package, and I will play this corner!

Have to say, Liu Zi Xia has started the circle, and the circle is still the fans of the comedy world!

On the stage, Yan Xuejing listened, what are you a man?

"You said that you have a few silver, who caught who asked, who caught who asked."

Liu Zixia was not finished, he said: "These a little old lady said that I asked me in a day! I asked me, I didn't say myself, I didn't say myself! One day, now go to the toilet, I don't know if I still stand well, oh hahahahahaha ... "

Hahaha, it's really, too skin!

It's so much better to have a whole toilet, but it's okay, standing!

This is predicated, squat is a woman, standing is male?

Although there is so vulgar, but listening is true, coupled with the laughter of the magic xìng, and causing the audience to not laugh.

Yan Xuejing was also amused by Liu Zixia, and two people smiled. It was the top behind, and he was unscrupulous.

Fan Wei sat outside the house and was vertical and looked at the room, the two people 's movement.

I heard that the head was full of laughter, I couldn't help but get rid of it, and I explored the half-pull.

Liu Zixia smiled and smiled coldly, and he didn't see Fan Wei to explore it halfway, and suddenly scared.

'' The ground screamed, and then like the rabbit to the Snow crystal.

puff!

Just say, are you a paralyzed? How to stand up?

At the same time, the audience is laughing at Liu Zixia, it is also very interested in the next story.

Yan Xuejing stood up and asked: "No, you stand up?"

Fan Wei stood at the door and said: "It's okay, I said that you can add your attention, don't put your life, watch the Iry!"

Yan Xue Jingqi: "You are fast, go back to your house!"

Fan Ve swayed and said: "You talk, I will continue to be embarrassed."

Liu Zixia quickly sat down and asked: "What is it?"

Yan Xue Jing low voice said: "The sequelae, the jīng god is also like abnormal."

Liu Zixia suddenly realized, "Hey, hahaha ..."

I rely on, this can be circled, and then this explanation is too strong. It is a person who has normal thinking can't believe it?

Off, this freaker!

But think about it, the small product, it is exaggerated, funny, let it be normal!

......

Two people talked again, Fan Wei did not know unconsciously.

"Table brother, I wait for people to wait ..."

Liu Zixia like a little girl, swaying his legs, taking the left hand, Van Ve's right arm, "Ok, hahahahaha ..."

Come again, the standard, the people move, full of magic, as if I can laugh at the laughter.

Every time I see, I heard these, the audience will not be rushed by the corner of the mouth.

And as long as Liu Zi is slightly exaggerated, the laughter of the audience will appear, it is very magical.

"Are you doing?"

He said that Liu Zi is unimagical, and a smile in a smile, Fan Wei is a little scared, he said: "I will let you wait for a day, you can write me."

The audience has laughed with a stomachache.

"No, I am smiling in this state, I am afraid that he will laugh at himself."

"On this attitude, I will definitely give people to go, Fan Daxie is really pitiful!"

"Mainly this skin sè, this action, this laugh, I have to give him a night, and the wall can be scared!"

"I understand it, Fan Dad is in destroying the blind date of the two people, continue to look down ..."

This plot is true.

Dear, then destroy the blind date, two scenes kept staged.

Coupled with Liu Zi Xia, let the audience are deeply blocked.

The people talk to the house, and they have said things to have children.

Yan Xuejing: "Don't live!"

Fan Wei did not dry, said: "Don't be so whole, you don't have the object, you said that your business is awkward, the old man is good, don't you born?"

Yan Xuejing said: "The old man is dead."

Fan Wei asked: "The old man is dead? Is it dead?"

"Didn't die!" Yan Xue Jing lived a few words, "Always live in our hearts!"

This sentence is too interesting, just like the Chinese language textbook, 'a certain one, live in our hearts, this is the highest realm!

Two people live like two sons, I said that you are not good, you said that I am not good.

Liu Zi Xia is like a non-tumbler, giving him the middle, he will listen to this side, and he will listen to two sentences.

Finally, when Fan Wei is crazy to spit, the snow crystal:

"The first time I came back, the family's face, like an eye."

Fan Wei bitterly faced, said: "The door is straw, and the Changchang is finished. I don't enter the house. I look at the door. I thought that my mother came back."

What is the mother come back? Say the wife like him. Mom?

Is two people too like?

Just when the audience thought here, Fan Wei continued: "I then burn paper, give it a hoe, this morning!"

Hahaha, the old fan is also inappropriate.

Feelings, he. Mom is gone, this is to say that the snow crystal eyebrows, dress up the ghost!

If the two people are talking about half a day, Liu Zi Xia is air.

Finally, Liu Zixia caught the opportunity, plug in a mouthful: "Oh, then you are her old man?"

Fan Wei's hand, said: "You didn't look, the fool saw it!"

"Well!" Liu Zixia is like a stupid, but also nodded.

When the audience was smashed by Liu Zixia, he took a leg and said to Yan Xuejing:

"I heard this, I understand! That, such a big brother, snow crystal, you can do your heart! This is the most hurt you, this is the people who love you! Don't be complete, but also I have a collapse, your daring is more fat, you! "

But isn't it a bile fertilizer, this small black old man's image, you look at it?

Liu Zixia continued: "I want to tell you, I can't get it!"

Snow crystal is good: "How to drop it?"

Liu Zixia said the truth: "I am the unit boiler room."

Yan Xuejing asked: "Then you say that you have more than two thousand people?"

Liu Zhixia is eye-catching: "Heating!"

Yan Xuejing is stupid: "Are you burn boiler?"

"Well!" Liu Zi nodded.

Sitting on the side of Fan Wei spoke: "Do you see it? This sè is not right, roast!"

Hahaha!

The audience laughed again, this small program from now, from the beginning to now, there is no less burying the skin of Liu Zi Xia.

Feelings this is still a smile that can be used for a long time! (Endlessly)