Super Dimension Interview: The opening interview with Thanos

Chapter 158

Heaven.

All the immortals yelled at each other

"What a bastard, he still refuses to repent to this day"

"Speaking of it being everyone else's fault, this face is really disgusting~~"

"This monster monkey is stubborn and ineffective, which is really annoying.

Even the Jade Emperor snorted:"This monster monkey has been under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and he still doesn't know how to repent!"

Li Jing was also furious:"Why don't you let me take the generals of the Thunder Department to blast him with tens of thousands of thunders, so that he can know how many crimes he has committed!"

Taibai Jinxing immediately dissuaded him and said:"He has been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain. It would be disrespectful to the heavenly court to carry out thunder punishment at this time.""

He rolled his eyes at Li Jing secretly, you don't know if thunder punishment is useful to this rogue monkey!?

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Lingshan

"Unexpectedly, 500 years have passed and this monster monkey is still wild and untamed. Can this really guarantee that the scripture collectors can retrieve the scriptures?"

"Precisely because it has not been tamed in the wild, it needs to be liberated by the Buddha’s Dharma!"

"What the senior brother said is absolutely true!"

A kind of Arhat and Bodhisattva, of course, are not as angry as the Heavenly Court.

After all, the Great Sage Qitian was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, not the Lingshan Mountain.

Live broadcast room.

Ye Bai said:"I am afraid that the immortals and Buddhas will not accept your statement, or I will give in. Can the person involved tell you?

Brother Monkey said:"What can you say?" You can say that I have made mistakes, but if you say that I have done evil, I will not admit it!

Ye Bai smiled and said,"It's not your turn to say this!" Let's see what you have done, let the audience comment and comment on this sky full of immortals and Buddhas."

The scene switched.

First, Brother Monkey returned to Huaguo Mountain. A group of monkeys and Grand Monkey gathered around him and told him that the cave had been robbed.

He was instantly furious. After returning, he beat back the demon king with three punches and two legs. There was no direct killing!

Then the powerful Bull Demon King and the One-horned Ghost King came to visit and admitted their mistake.

The scene changed again. But it was not dark there, and there were jewels and lights everywhere..

And Brother Monkey entered the Dragon Palace under the leadership of Xunhai Yaksha, and grabbed the old Dragon King's beard to ask for weapons.

The old Dragon King gave away many weapons, but none of them liked them.

At this time, the Dragon King's wives asked him. Offering advice:"Your Majesty, our sea-fixing needle weighs more than 13,500 kilograms, why not let him get it?"

A dragon girl said:"Mom, how can he move it? The

Dragon King smiled:"If he can't lift it, don't blame me.""

Then, the old Dragon King said to Brother Monkey:"In my sea treasure, there is a piece of sea-fixing needle iron, which was a treasure used by King Yu in ancient times to determine the depth of rivers and seas."

"If the Immortal can handle it, I will make a weapon for you."

Then they went to see the sea-god needle iron.

Brother Monkey liked it when he saw it, but he thought it was too big. As a result, the sea-god sea-god needle iron followed his will and became one-hand-holdable. He danced with pride when he took it. In the end , he asked for a robe from the old Dragon King, and then left.

The scene changed again, and he saw Brother Monkey showing off to his monkey grandson in Huaguo Mountain.

It actually broke through the clouds and almost reached the heaven.

This shocked the audience. After all, it was said to be a weapon weighing more than 10,000 kilograms. Most of the audience didn't think anything of it, but it was only a few tons.

This thing can be big or small, and the weight seems to be insignificant, which makes everyone marvel at the magic!

The scene changes again, but Brother Monkey is drunk and is captured by two ghosts, and comes to the underworld..

Then he heard the judge announce to him that his life was over.

He was furious:"I am beyond the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements. Why did he send people to arrest me?

Then King Yama appeared and said loudly and proudly:"Of all living things, which one is not under my control?""

"If I tell him to die in the middle of the night, he won't live until dawn."

Then Brother Monkey beat these little devils, King of Hell, so hard that King of Hell had to beg for mercy:"Shangxian, please calm down. Your surname is your name.""

"I am the Water Curtain Cave in the Flower and Fruit Mountain, the sage of heaven, Sun Wukong."

"If you arrest the wrong person, if you make the wrong arrest, you will offend the immortal, and it will be a sin."

Then Brother Monkey was about to check the book of life and death, and found that his name was actually on the book of life and death. He immediately became furious and crossed out the name of his own monkey child!

This scene reappeared, Naturally, it makes all the immortals furious again!

But there is something different in the comment section

:"Although it is said that disturbing the cycle of life and death and the natural order is a crime."

"But in this world, since there is a method of immortality, it seems a little unreasonable to practice the method of immortality and be arrested by the King of Hell..."

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"It seems that Yama Temple has neglected its duties……"

"If so, shouldn't he cross out his name?"

"Then he crossed out his own monkey's name. It was so happy... No, it was really bad!"

"I do agree with the Great Sage's self-identification. He only made mistakes and never did any evil!"

What the Book of Life and Death is, originally most of the audience didn't know, but after seeing this, they naturally knew it.

The system sent all the relevant information to their minds.

Galaxy Bat Man:"It turns out that Patriarch Bodhi taught you the method of immortality. That's it, go to the underworld and cross out your name in the book of life and death. dog.jpg……"

Batman:"Forcing someone to take out their treasure is the same as robbery.""

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"The Dragon King sacrificed his treasure in order to protect himself. This was robbery, and of course it was evil.……"

In Batman's eyes, robbery is definitely a crime, and of course it's evil!

Luther:"You stole my kryptonite!"

Batman:"Of course I did evil too!"

Such magnanimity left Luther speechless!

Jinx:"Ah. Does this? count as evil? I haven't seen the river of blood yet.……"

Ji Zi:"The great sage said that before he started to practice, he learned the etiquette and language of others."

"D Cave Cultivation is also very polite!"

"But after practicing, I became accustomed to speaking with my fists.……"

"But I do agree with what the Great Sage said."

"He did no evil, just made mistakes.

Clown:"Hehehe, haven't you seen it yet?" It doesn't matter whether this monkey does evil or not. What matters is that it violates the system of this world. This is why the gods cannot tolerate him.……"

Their statement made all the immortals very angry.

Ye Bai smiled and said:"Let's listen to what the Jade Emperor has to say again."

Then he looked at the Jade Emperor's projection again.

The Jade Emperor looked calm:"Everything in the world has its own laws. This monster monkey disturbs the order of the world. Is this considered an evil act?"

"I see that you people are lawless and do not distinguish between right and wrong."

"What you say is that you just don’t know what he did afterwards.

Ye Bai said with a smile:"Of course I know, we are going to make a big fuss in heaven!""

"Come on, let’s invite the Great Sage himself to talk about why he made such a fuss in the Heavenly Palace.……"Maruwan.