Super Dimension Interview: The opening interview with Thanos

Kafka:"So the monkey doesn't know what kind of official position Bi Mawen is? This is a typical workplace fraud.……"

"Poor honest monkey!"

Happy Star God Aha:"Let's fight. Why didn't we start fighting?……"

Uchiha Madara:"You might as well go and punish the monkey when he goes to the Dragon Palace to steal the treasure and the underworld draws the book of life and death.""

"In the end, doing this is indeed bullying... no, it's a monkey."

He thought of the treatment of the Uchiha clan in Konoha!

Although it was completely different from Monkey King's experience, there were some indescribable similarities in some places, and he was immediately confused.

Batman:"I still don't understand why the monkey He went to the Dragon Palace to rob something before and made a big fuss in the underworld. Why did the heaven still let him become an official?!"

"Theoretically, these places should be under the control of heaven, right?"

"Or maybe Heaven doesn’t know these things?"

"But speaking of it, if you let someone be an official, just let them be an official. What's the point of bullying a monkey like this?"

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"27Can you not be angry about this?

Wei:"It's so funny, a bunch of big shots from other universes, don't you understand this?" These people in heaven don’t care how capable this monkey is. People in heaven have never looked down upon monsters on earth.……"

During the preview this time, she made up for the previous interviews and knew who the majority of the audience was.

They couldn't understand it, but having grown up in Zaun, she knew what was going on!

At this time, Ye Bai said:"It seems that everyone doesn't understand it very well. Let me explain to you the system of heaven.""

"You can imagine Heaven as an ancient kingdom in the mortal world. They have insufficient control over the local world, that is, the lower world."

"Therefore, when they encounter some disobedient and capable fairies, they don't bother to argue with them, and just give them official titles to tell them to stop causing trouble."

"This is the most economical approach"

"This practice is called recruiting."

Hanabi:"When you say that, I understand."

"The first time they recruited people, they fooled the monkey. The monkey went crazy. When the monkey raised the flag of the Monkey King, the Heavenly Court would definitely attack him."

"Because this is a clear sign that we will not listen to Heaven’s control. This is beyond Heaven’s tolerance."

"As a result, Heavenly Court did not win the battle, so it had to recruit him and made him the Monkey King."

"It turns out that the position of Monkey King is also a fool's errand, so the monkey won't do it.……"

"So happy!"

"Why do I feel like these gods are the same as the Caotai team!"

Batman:"I understand, too. Just like in the Western era, gangsters with less-than-reputable reputations were sometimes recruited to be police chiefs."

"When they become police chiefs, they will deal with those gangsters. They have experience and will not cause trouble again. They will not have to spend energy chasing them in the future!"

"The salary given to them is only the original salary of the police chief, which saves a lot of manpower and material resources!

Iron Man:"It's not just in the West. Do you know what those people from the tax bureau used to do?""

"Those people in the earliest tax department were gangsters, so they could collect the taxes from those gangsters."

"It can be regarded as a reasonable use of talents."

This feeling is not much different!"

King of Angels Kesha:"Oh, welcome, no wonder I had a familiar feeling before"

"Is this mythical world so secular?"

She has witnessed too many civilizations, and she has also seen this kind of thing, but she did not associate this kind of thing with the world of mythology.

Jizi:"I understand what you said. It is true that there is nothing new under the sun."

"It seems that apart from being powerful, these gods are not much different from mortals."

Joker:"Haha, I recruited him to be an official in heaven, just to assimilate him with order.……"

"Who knows, this monkey is more than this, so the heaven is deflated."

The Jade Emperor felt his head hurt when he looked at these speeches. What kind of nonsense is this?

What kind of world do these people from outside the world live in, so that they can say such nonsense and have no idea what the meaning is!?

The picture changed again.

A few The fairy came to the peach garden to pick peaches, but found that there were not many big peaches left.

The audience couldn't help but couldn't believe what the monkey said. He only ate a few peaches, but he ate them all.

No wonder the Jade Emperor went crazy.

Even if he was beaten, it would be easy, but if he was thrown into an alchemy furnace and burned to death, he would still survive...

Brother Monkey asked these fairies,"Who is the Queen Mother hosting a banquet for?""

"I invited the Buddha from the West, Five Hundred Arhats"

"Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva"

"Lucky star, lucky star, longevity star"

"There are also Zhenyuan Immortal, Taiyi Immortal, and Barefoot Immortal.……"

"There are gods from all walks of life.

Brother Monkey was excited when he heard this:"Are there gods from all walks of life?" Have you ever invited me, the Monkey King?"

The fairies couldn't help but chuckle, and then someone said:"That's unheard of."

The Great Sage let them go to pick peaches, and then heard them say:"What is the Great Sage Qitian? It turns out to be a hairy monkey……"

"What kind of peach event does little Bi Mawen want to go to?"

The Great Sage on one side grinned in anger.

The scene froze again.

Ye Bai said:"The Great Sage has already said what he thought at that time!"

"In my opinion, it was at this time that the Great Sage realized that this immortal in heaven had never put him in his eyes."

"The Jade Emperor just wanted to fool him!"

"As for those immortal families, regardless of how they usually call each other brothers and sisters, in their eyes, the Great Sage has never been the Monkey King. He is still just the little Bima Wen and the demon fairy from the lower world."

"They've never been together"

"So the Great Sage got mad and broke into the Peach Club……"

The picture changes again.

Brother Monkey ate all the way and got drunk. If he couldn't finish the food, he cast a spell to put it all away in a bag. He also shrunk the bag and put it in his arms.

Show off your magic skills! He also said:"There are so many fresh fruits, I, Old Sun, will take them back to the mountain and give them to the children to try."

Then he ran to Tushita Palace in a daze, picked up Laojun's gourd containing the golden elixir, and ate it randomly. Haisai... and the Yaochi Conference.

In the dense mist, there are fairies dancing gracefully, and the Bodhisattva and Arhat on one side, all the immortals are watching with great interest.

Many viewers were stunned when they saw it.

She is worthy of being a fairy dancing, elegant, really elegant!

At this time, several immortal officials and those who arranged the Yaochi came to complain.

The gods rushed to Yaochi and saw the mess, and they all became angry.

The Jade Emperor was also furious:"The bold demon monkey ruined the peach festival and stole the elixir. It is an unforgivable crime!""

"Li Jing, quickly send out 100,000 heavenly soldiers, lay down a sky net, and destroy the monster monkey!".