Super Dimension Interview: The opening interview with Thanos

Chapter 0312 Kung Fu: I know the Tathagata Palm, I will say something like that!

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March 7:"This, I feel like it's not right, is this a street scam?"

Paimon:"Ah? Scam? I think he's being sincere.……"

Zhongli:"Paimeng! I'll sell you a priceless treasure for ten dollars. Would you believe this?"

As the God of Contract, he has seen too many scams. He doesn't even want to comment on this fake scam!

Laojun:"Hey, Buddha, is this the technique you passed down? I've never heard of the Tathagata Palm!"

Tathagata:"I haven't heard of it either, but it's normal for people to pass down techniques in my name.……"

Jade Emperor:"Indeed, that person looks like a swindler."

Luo Ji:"If it is a normal situation, it is probably a scam, but Xingzai is the guest of this interview, it is hard to say."

Thanos:"By the way, what are the Ren and Du meridians? What is martial arts? What are the tendons and bones of horizontal training?"

Laojun:"That refers to the meridians of the human body, blah blah... As for martial arts, it is a kind of fighting method practiced by mortals."

Uchiha Madara:"Oh, this is similar to the meridians we understand, so it is something similar to physical skills?"

Hanabi:"Interesting, how about we make a bet? Let's bet on whether this secret book is true or false?"

No one bet with him, after all, everyone's world is not connected.

You don't lose anything if you lose!

In the live broadcast room.

Ye Wendao:"So you really believed it at the time!?"

Xingzai lowered his head and said dejectedly:"I gave him all my belongings"

"I originally planned to use this money to study and become a doctor or lawyer in the future."

"But in order to maintain world peace……"

His head dropped even lower.

The Axe Gang!

The gang leader, Brother Kun, burst out laughing:"I remember now, isn't it the idiot from before?"

"Fuck, how can there be such a stupid person in this world! ?"

Military strategist Tianji said:"He is a little stupid, but his lock picking skills are still good!"

Brother Kun said:"Yes, this kind of idiot will be useful one day, and he is so stupid, which means he is very useful!"

The scene switches.

Xiao Xingzai smashed his piggy bank and exchanged the Tathagata Palm from the old beggar.

Then he practiced hard.

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Yingmei:"Although...but...but no matter how you look at it, this looks fake"

"The quality of the paper is terrible."

"Those words look like they were casually drawn with hands. If it is something so important, how could it be so crude?"

Kiana:"This is definitely a scam for children. They even cheated children. How bad.""

Silver Wolf:"In my hometown, such a crappy scam can't even fool children.""

Gold Sha:"It really looks too fake, so much so that I doubt it is real. The audience had different opinions, and Xingzai buried his head even lower."

Because he is sure that this thing is fake.

How could I be so stupid to believe that this thing is real?

Even if I really have some adventure, it may be a matter of the future!?

The scene switched again.

On the lawn, a group of gangsters were bullying a girl!

One grabbed the girl's hair, and the other was snatching her lollipop.

Then little Xingzai stood up:"Let go of the girl."

The gangster walked up to him, and Xiao Xingzai used the Buddha's Light Appearing move and hit the gangster's chest.

However, nothing happened.

The gangster slapped him to the ground with a slap, and punched and kicked him.

Then he found the Tathagata Palm in his arms, and the gangster shouted excitedly:"Wow, Tathagata Palm."

He opened the Tathagata Palm and found that it was written on it, printed and distributed by Dinghao Shiyun Company, and each copy was sold for two cents

"It's only two cents a copy. You're really rich. I want to beat this guy to death..J."

The gangster threw the secret book at Xiao Xingzai's face, unzipped his pants, and peed all over him...

The gangster pointed at the two and cursed,"One is a fool, the other is a mute, go to hell!"……"

Then he walked away.

The little girl walked over and handed the stick to Xiao Xingzai, who turned around and ran away.

On the street!

The little girl, who was already an adult, couldn't help but burst into tears when she saw this scene!

……

The comments section was quiet.

What a huge blow to a little boy who was determined to fight injustice and help others!

March 7:"Ah, this is printed, it only costs two cents, and it was really beaten up!……"

"But don't be sad now, it's not your fault."

The clown:"So you are such a fool, it really makes me laugh to death……"

Jinx:"How stupid of you to actually believe this, haha……"

Batman:"He is not funny, you are funny. But if you don't have enough power, you should just live your life peacefully."

Batman thought of his imitators and Robin. They all died at the hands of the Joker.

There is nothing wrong with pursuing justice.

But without power, it is difficult to uphold justice and it will hurt yourself.

In the live broadcast room.

Ye Bai said:"What were you thinking when you suffered such a blow?"

Xingzai raised his head again, his eyes a little fierce:"From then on, I understood that good people don't get good rewards."

"I want to be a bad guy, I want to kill people……"

The audience sighed.

They didn't know what to say, but looking at this guy, no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't kill anyone.

Anyway, no matter what he said, it looked normal, but there was always a sense of funny!

Just for politeness, no one laughed in the comment area!

Ye Bai continued:"To understand Xingzai, we have to understand a gang, they are called the Axe Gang...Four".