Super Dimension Interview: The opening interview with Thanos

Chapter 0314 Kung Fu: Stupid Thief Duo!

Live broadcast room.

With the Axe Gang dancing as the background, Ye Bai continued:"After killing the Crocodile Gang, the Axe Gang soared to the sky."

"They bully people in the streets, cheat people, commit murder and arson, and do all kinds of evil things, which makes people tremble with fear!"

"But even they have some places they don't want to care about, which are the poor communities at the bottom of society.……"

Hearing this, Xingzai lowered his head even lower.

He also knew that what he did last time was really unkind, and the key was that he had not yet done it.

If he was released, it would be too embarrassing!

The scene switched.

The appearance of Pig Cage Walled City was revealed.

Dilapidated buildings, mud-covered dusty ground, and people in simple clothes with pale faces.

Just looking at them, people can understand why even the gangs are not interested in them. It seems that there is really no money to be made from them.

The drunk landlord appeared early in the morning, eating and drinking for free all the way, and even flirting with girls. The atmosphere of the market that came to his face made the 29 audiences laugh.

Jiangbao was brushing his teeth, washing his hair, and taking a shower at the public faucet in the square, completely ignoring the people queuing behind him, and then the water suddenly stopped.

Jiangbao looked up at the sky:"Landlady, why is there no water suddenly?"

Seeing his pants that were only half pulled up, the audience laughed even more. What kind of weird people are here!

Then, the landlady, who was wearing pajamas, a curling iron on her head, a silk scarf in her hand, a cigarette in her mouth, and slippers, rushed down the building and started scolding me!

"Water is free, right? You bastards. You didn't pay the rent this month, and you're still talking nonsense. Jiang Bao was very aggrieved:"But I was halfway through washing my hair when you turned off the water gate."

The landlady said angrily:"Not only did you turn it off now , but you also turned it off again.""

"Starting tomorrow, 135 will have no water supply, and 246 will have intermittent water supply. What do you think?"

"You have evil eyebrows and crooked eyes. What are you howling like ghosts? I think you are looking for death."

Ah Gui bowed to her and said,"Good morning, landlady." The landlady cursed,"Fuck you. If you don't pay the rent tomorrow, I will burn your shop down."

Seeing Master Hong standing in a coquettish posture, she cursed again,"Laugh, laugh! You don't have to pay rent if you laugh? Lao Pi Yan." Master Hong covered his face and ran into his shop.

And looking at the coolie Qiang who was carrying a bag of goods, he cursed,"You are so strong, you deserve to be a coolie for the rest of your life. You owe me several months' rent and you didn't even say hello in the morning."

"I'll kill you, you bastard."

Finally, she walked behind Jiang Bao who was standing there stupidly, and slapped him to the ground:"Don't think I won't hit you just because you're handsome."

Comment area.

Happy Star God Aha:"The people in this place are so interesting!"

Galaxy Batman:"I can't take it anymore, these people are so funny……"

Iron Man:"Sorry, I know I shouldn't do that, but I'm dying of laughter. How can these people be so happy!?"

Wonder Woman:"That landlady is so fierce. She keeps cursing. I'm scared when I see her.""

"But why do I find it so funny?"

Batman:"I'm sorry, I want to be serious, but it's just too funny."

March 7:"I think this landlady is actually quite nice. These people owe her some rent, and she just scolded them, not kicked them out."

Huang Quan:"Although they may not be living very well, their lives are so vivid."……"

How she envied such a lively life!

Mikasa:"Is this kind of life considered difficult? At least there are no giants in their world."

《Mikasa from the world of Attack on Titan also entered the live broadcast room.

For her, if she could live a life like this Pig Cage City, she would be thankful.

Live broadcast room.

Ye Bai said:"Although their life is not very easy, they can still survive."

"The landlady was harsh in her words, but she was actually nice to these tenants. Originally, their life should have lasted for a long time.……"

"As a result, one day, two bastards came here."

Xingzai lowered his head even lower, almost buried it in the ground.

The scene switched.

Xingzai and Feizaicong walked into Pig Cage City.

Xingzai asked Jiangbao to cut Feizaicong's hair, hoping to blackmail Jiangbao.

As a result, Jiangbao denied it, and a group of tenants came up.

Xingzai used all his acting skills and eloquence to get out of the predicament, but the tenants were all so outstanding that he was miserable.

He was about to take this opportunity to slip away, but Jiangbao found the landlady.

Jiangbao said,"He blackmailed me."

Xingzai's mouth was still hard:"Feipo, are you the one who is responsible for the hostage?"

As a result, the landlady took off her slippers and slapped him with a big slap:"Feipo……"

Xingzai pointed at himself and said,"Hey, the Axe Gang!"

Slippers slapped him again,"The Axe Gang!"

"Big brother!"

The slippers came over again:"Big brother!"

The landlady chased after Xingzai and beat him up so hard that his nose and face were swollen...

The whole world was amused.

In the Axe Gang, Brother Chen and Tianji were laughing so hard that they couldn't stop. They knew these two guys were stupid, but they didn't expect them to be so stupid.

The old beggar looked at this scene and began to doubt whether he had found the wrong person 887!

When the landlord and the landlady saw this scene, they suddenly laughed.

What happened at the beginning, looking at it from a different angle, was so funny!

The comment section was also full of laughter.

March 7:"I'm laughing like crazy, how can there be such a stupid thief?""

The Star God of Stealing Aha:"Too stupid, too funny.""

The Clown:"People like you also want to blackmail? This job also requires professionals. You are the stupidest thief I have ever seen."……"

Galaxy Batman:"Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, I just couldn't help it, hahahaha……"

Kiana:"I can't help it either. How can there be such a stupid thief in this world?"

I often say that I am stupid, but looking at these two, who dares to say that I am stupid?

Wendy:"You'd better not waste your time being a thief. You might starve to death."

Batman:"Don't be a thief if you are like this. You don't have the talent, you know!"

"? Or maybe saving the world is more suitable for you!"

Hermione:"Is this a thief?! You are really not here to make fun of people! ?"

Seeing the laughter in the comment area, Xingzai silently pulled up his clothes to cover his face! He is probably the only thief in history who has done this!

It's so embarrassing!.