Super Dimension Interview: The opening interview with Thanos

Chapter 0316 Kung Fu: Who threw the knife handle?!

In the live broadcast room.

Ye Bai asked:"After the Axe Gang was beaten back, what happened to you and Fatty Cong?"

Xingzai said:"We were caught by Brother Chen, hung up and beaten, and almost killed. Fortunately, I have a unique skill of unlocking."

"Brother Chen let me go, I really wanted to join the Axe Gang"

"Brother Chen told me to just kill two people."

"I said no problem, I want to kill someone every day anyway……"

"Then...then I saw the live broadcast and your interview, and I didn't kill anyone.……"

Ye Bai sighed,"Do you want to know what you would have done if you hadn't seen the live broadcast room?"

Xingzai was stunned for a moment:"Yes... I kind of want to, but I kind of don't want to."

The scene switched.

Xingzai and the other person were sitting in a big bucket on the street lamp stand.

Xingzai looked at Feizai Cong's face and said,"Be a little more ruthless! A little more ruthless! Look!"

But no matter how Feizai Cong made his eyes, he looked cute and silly!

Xingzai was speechless:"If you want to act, act the whole thing, don't fall asleep every time."

Feizai Cong said aggrievedly:"It's tiring to pretend to be ruthless."

Xingzai was completely speechless:"Tired? To make a living, big brother 860!"

He was so angry that his voice broke.

The two climbed down the street lamp and squatted on the side of the road. Looking at this colorful world, Xingzai began to paint a rosy picture:"This world is full of money and women everywhere."

"Whoever can make up his mind can win, and whoever can seize the opportunity can succeed!"

"Now the chance has come. Make up your mind to kill someone and officially join the Axe Gang"

"Then you will have both money and women."

After saying that, he turned his head and looked at the group of beggars behind him and said,"Don't be like these stinky beggars, none of them are ambitious, just eating and waiting to die."

Then he picked up a cigarette butt and lit it for himself.

Seeing this, the audience couldn't stop laughing. Seeing him say such fierce words, but no one thought he could kill anyone.

The two were chatting like this, and suddenly the fat boy said,"Ice cream!"

The two caught up with the ice cream stand and ordered two servings of ice cream.

Xingzai picked it up and started eating, but found that the stall owner was staring at him blankly. He was stunned for a moment:"What are you looking at? Have you ever seen people eating without paying?"

After that, the two turned around and ran, and ran onto the bus!

Looking at the beautiful stall owner who caught up with him, Xingzai ate ice cream while laughing, and his laughter was uglier than crying.

Axe Gang.

A group of Axe Gang members also laughed.

Brother Sen laughed so hard that he almost couldn't breathe:"What a complete waste, how can there be such a waste in this world?"

"I really should recruit him into the gang, and I don't want him to do anything, just tell me jokes every day."

Comment section.

The Joker:"I told you to kill people, and you went to steal ice cream?"

"This is so sad, I've never seen a thief who is so miserable that even the clown can't stand it, you can see how ugly they are."

Hua Huo:"I thought you could really do something horrible, but you just stole two ice creams."

"I can't stop laughing, how can there be such a funny person?"

Wonder Woman:"How sad... I can't be a good person, I can't even be a bad person! But, it's inexplicably funny!"

Batman:"Give it up, Xingzai. You can't kill people, you can't cross the line in your heart."

He can tell at a glance what kind of person can kill people and what kind of person is truly vicious.

Tathagata:"This boy has Buddha nature in his heart, but his mind is ignorant and he doesn't know his true self……"

Ye Bai looked at Xingzai:"Do you want to know why the stall owner chased you?"

Xingzai covered his face:"I didn't give him money, so of course he chased me.……"

Ye Bai said,"Of course not, she is chasing you just because she knows you."

Xingzai's eyes lit up:"I don't remember when I met such a beautiful woman."

Ye Bai said,"Remember the little girl you wanted to save when you were a child?"

Xingzai's eyes widened, and then hugged his head again:"Me, me! God, are you going to play this on me?"

Hearing this, the audience sighed.

Back then, Xingzai was beaten up for helping that girl, but now he is the one bullying the girl.

How can he face himself?

Ye Bai said,"Later, of course you mustered up the courage to kill someone, and the target you chose was the landlady……"

The scene switched.

The landlady was seen scolding the three masters and wanted to drive them away. The three of them had offended the Axe Gang, and the landlady said she was afraid of the Axe Gang's revenge.

Then she aroused public anger, and a group of neighbors surrounded her and quarreled, scolding her for being unfair. Others had just saved us, and you drove them away!

The landlady smiled coldly, threw away her cigarette, and yelled,"Rebellion!"."

The sound instantly resounded in all directions, silencing the neighbors.

Then, she lit another cigarette and looked around:"You want to compete with me in voice? You are courting death."

The old beggar saw this and murmured:"Lion's roar, so they are hiding here"

"I didn't recognize it at first sight"

"The beautiful woman back then has become like this. Time is really a butcher's knife."

In the picture,

Xingzai and Fatty Cong sneaked into the Pig Cage Village

"That fat woman screamed like a pig being slaughtered, she deserved to die."

After saying that, Xingzai turned around and said to Feizaicong viciously:"Learn from this."

He took out a knife and threw it out, but the knife hit the wall, bounced back, and stabbed his shoulder.

He covered his wound, not daring to breathe, and sat on the stairs in the corner. Feizaicong was confused:"Why……"

"What why? You throw it."

"I throw?"

"Hurry up!"

Feizai Cong was very obedient and threw a flying knife, but it still hit the wall and stabbed Xingzai's other shoulder.

Feizai Cong was startled and squatted beside him, asking worriedly:"I'm sorry, how do you feel?"

Xingzai endured the pain and said expressionlessly:"I think you can throw it more accurately and a little further forward, okay?"

Feizai Cong took two steps forward, took the knife and swung it backhand, and stabbed it into Xingzai's arm, and the blade remained on Xingzai's arm.

He threw the handle of the knife at the landlady's face.

The landlady was furious:"Who threw the handle of the knife! ?"

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