Super Dimension Strategy: Starting with Batman

"Name: Morgana, Cool Ice"

"Codename: She's the Demon Queen when she's called Morgana, and she's the Apocalypse King when she's called Liang Bing, or the female publicist on Earth. "

"Synopsis: The Demon Queen who created the Demon Race, the initiator of the Ultimate Fear Theory, and the source of chaos that spreads freedom and depravity across the universe......"

"She is the loveliest demon, after all, if a demon is not cute, it is difficult to lead people to fall......"

Everyone who saw this profile was stunned.

The cutest demon?

She?

This demon king with a mouth full of blue pools?

But it makes sense, when the devil tempts people, doesn't it turn into the most beautiful image in your heart?

Keisha was a little puzzled and said, "What is a female publicist?"

Angel Hiko, the only one of them who had ever been to Earth, said, "That's a special name for a special profession in a certain country on Earth......

"What special profession, special name?"

"It's just some kind of ...... Special occupation ...... to please men"

In an instant, everyone understood.

"Shut up, you!" Morgana was furious, "what kind of spam site is this orchestrating me?"

"I'm a demon queen, would I do such a thing?"

"I don't want a reputation for the Demon Queen, you are slandering, absolutely slandering......"

It's a pity that the Raiders won't answer her.

Morgana's appearance is already visible in the picture.

But now she is not in the form of a demon, but in the form of an angel before, but instead of wearing a battle armor, she is wearing a long dress, which looks sexy and enchanting.

She was sitting in the white house chatting with the president of the beautiful country: "They say that you are the king of this world...... Ruler?"

"I'm sorry, I don't know what etiquette to use to communicate with you......"

The president said, "CanyouspeakEnglish?"

Morgana said, "I speak Kamigawa orthodoxy. "

The president felt helpless, and he said, "Anyway, I can speak Chinese too." "

Morgana said, "I want to understand your claims, such as theocracy......"

The president has clearly lost his patience: "What I want to know more is, how did you get me?"

Morgana cupped her chin and said, "No, I want to talk to you all night." "

The president was frightened, and he thought it was a ploy set up by his political enemies against him: "No, no, no, no, no, I am loyal to my family." "

Morgana said, "Then bring it with us." "

Kaba ......

Everyone felt their jaws hit the ground and break into three petals.

After a while, Iron Man coughed a few times and said, "Is this the temptation of the devil......?"

Even Batman coughed dryly: "It's really a little bit arrogant......"

Either way, they couldn't feel that the woman in the video would be the same demon queen from before.

It's really a bit ...... Lovely.

In reality, Morgana was stunned: "What are you thinking......?

At this time, the black widow coughed lightly and said, "Maybe this demon lady doesn't know much about the Xi customs on our earth, usually this kind of words mean something else......"

Morgana felt very embarrassed for a moment, and it seemed that in order to understand the earth, she must first understand their culture.

Otherwise, this kind of joke will be made.

On the other side, Kaisha and Hexi finally understood what was going on, and the two laughed out loud.

The opportunity to see Morgana's jokes is not much in these tens of thousands of years.

The president on the video is similarly frightened: "Excuseme?Whoareyou?"

Morgana said to herself: "Someone hidden in the depths of the universe, claiming to be the king of the gods, she feels that life needs to be unified under the order of justice......"

The president lost his patience and said, "I think he's right, but I'm not the god of this world." Itsnotmyjob,okay？"

Then the two big men carried Morgana out.

This time, everyone couldn't hold back and laughed directly.

Damn!

Is this the Demon Queen?

Don't tease me, it's too silly, it's a little cute.

If you talk to people like this, others will only treat you as insane!

Morgana snorted, knowing in her heart that it might be a cultural difference that caused her to make another joke.

Screen switching.

Morgana stood on the edge of a barbecue stall and said to the man who was grilling, "There's nothing wrong with pursuing material things. "

"But material things can't solve birth, old age, sickness and death, when you lose your loved ones, you will cry......"

"Blindly pursue materials, ignore these things, when you encounter this problem, what should you do......"

The person who grilled the skewers handed over the skewers in his hand: "The skewers are ready." "

Everyone looked confused again.

If you talk to a barbecue guy about this, he's just going to make you insane.

Is there something wrong with this demon queen's brain?

Screen switching.

Morgana was doing a massage, and she said to the girl next to her, "You've been doing this." "

"That's right!"

"Don't want something in return?"

"What a return. "

"It's very comfortable, thank you, why don't you say a wish of your own?"

"Make more money. "

Morgana cut off, "Too small." "

The massage* girl said: "This is still young, then I still want to be a star." "

Morgana said: "No, in a month you will find that your star is the same as paper, why don't you have something practical, I will give you the body of the devil, how about it?"

The girl was stunned all of a sudden, she wasn't talking, and she felt that this person was not a fool.

The humans in front of the screen are also at a loss!

Wonder Woman asked, "What the hell are you doing, Lady Morgana?"

Morgana said: "I haven't done these things yet, but I can tell I'm asking them what they want. "

"As a deity who brings ultimate depravity and freedom to the universe and fulfills any of their desires, I need to know what they want in order to satisfy them. "

This?

So good?

Such a person, you say you are the Demon Queen?

At this time, the ancient one said: "Although you are not a demon in our world, but with my understanding of demons. "

"He will grant your wishes, but in a way you don't expect, just like Dormammu. "

Keisha said lightly: "Of course, she will inject demon genes into your body, giving you a nearly infinite lifespan and great strength. "

"And the price is that the infinite jade* hope in your heart is stimulated, and if you blindly indulge the jade * hope in your heart, civilization will be paralyzed and order will collapse. "

Morgana said coldly: "That's their choice, that's their freedom, they got the freedom they wanted." "

Caesar shook his head: "It was not their choice, it was you who tempted them, and you opened a path to the abyss for them......"

The two are about to quarrel again!

The screen switches again!