Super Dimension Strategy: Starting with Batman

Audiences should have known that the person behind that website would definitely be spying on them.

If He didn’t observe himself, how could he edit out his past and future and make it into a guide? But hearing Deadpool say this still gave me a creepy feeling.

Dr. Manhattan felt even more incredible. He felt it now, and he should have seen the person behind this website at that time.

But as soon as I arrived at this”person”, I was in chaos, and I just carved out the impression I saw out of instinct.

However, this guy named Deadpool does not have as powerful an ability as himself. He can actually feel the prying eyes of the producer behind this website without being affected at all?

Oh no!

Or maybe he’s already been affected.

Hasn’t he become crazy? The existence outside the universe is really terrifying!

The screen pops up.

A man stood at his door and said to the courier boy:”Slow down, can you understand? I didn’t order pizza.””

“The delivery boy said: This is No. 7348 Hongyan Road. Are you Mr. Merchant? The man said,”

Yes, but Mr. Merchant didn’t order pizza.” The courier boy looked confused:”

Then who made the call?””

At this time a voice sounded:”I did it.”

Deadpool walked out of the bathroom, flushed the toilet, and said,”Pineapple and olives.”

As soon as they saw this man, the audience was stunned.

No, Deadpool doesn’t look like this! The

Deadpool in front of the screen is obviously a bald man with bumps on his face, like a potato that has been gnawed by rats.

How could he be such a handsome young man? But they are so similar……

Then everyone turned around and looked at Hal Jordan.

Hal Jordan was even more confused. He said in shock:”You actually……Looks like me? Deadpool in front of the screen sighed:”It’s not that I look the same as you, I’m much more handsome than you.”……”

“It’s really hard to look back on the past…….”

Why didn’t he miss his handsome face? The more he saw this scene, the more depressed he became.

I am in such a horrible state that I don’t even dare to go back and see my girlfriend, but I still see someone who looks exactly like me. It is really difficult for others to understand this kind of mood.

Black Widow said:”So, you two are variants of the parallel universe?”

“To be honest, you are still quite handsome at this time!”

I don’t know why, but Black Widow felt an inexplicable sense of intimacy when she saw Hal Jordan and Deadpool. Hal Jordan himself was greatly shocked. He really didn’t expect that he would be so different when he encountered this magical website. Having said that, I can actually see the variant of my own parallel universe.

And it will turn into this ghostly appearance…….

God, if I go by their explanation, I will become like this in the future, right? don’t want!

Don’t even want to die!

No matter how embarrassed the two of them were, the scene continued.

Deadpool walked over and said:”It’s sweet and salty, and tastes great. I hope it’s not burnt.”……”

His attitude of treating this place as his own home made the owner of this room angry:”What the hell are you doing?”……”

Before he could finish speaking, the gun that was waiting to die was already pressed against his head. His movements are like flowing clouds and flowing water, and he is handsome.

He looks like a master with guns.

The owner of the room stopped talking, and the courier boy was frightened:”God, I hope not.” The owner of the room was even more frightened and incoherent:”Brother, if it’s because of the card game… I told Hua Shou…….I will pay back the money”

“Anyway, take whatever you want. After speaking, he quickly took out his wallet. Deadpool took the wallet, put it in his pocket and said,”Thank you for the confused look on the audience’s faces. What is this guy doing?””

Robbery?

Wolverine couldn’t help but said:”Wade, have you fallen enough to commit robbery? Deadpool curled his lips:”We have done worse things together than robbery, haven’t we?””

He has no idea of defending himself. He doesn’t care what others think of him.

In the picture, the courier boy said:”Sir, before you do anything to him, can you give me a generous tip?”

This guy really wants money rather than his life.

Deadpool laughed and said,”Jeremy, right?” I’m Wade Wilson.”

Then, he bumped fists with the courier boy:”Tipping is okay, Xiaojie.”

“I’m not here for him, I’m here for you.

The homeowner breathed a sigh of relief:”It was such a close call. I almost didn’t get shot in vain.””

The Deadpool hit him in the face with the butt of a gun:”Your business is not over yet. It would be best if you don’t have so many bright spots on your clothes from now on.”

“Those are jeans, not a chandelier”

“I also took the wallet, which you gave me anyway. Wolverine lit his cigar again:”You still talk so much nonsense, but you haven’t been beaten to death yet. You are so naive.””

The landlord also said:”Yes, but can you give me my Sam’s Club card?…..”

Deadpool’s gun was pressed against the homeowner’s head. He didn’t expect to meet someone who could force him like him:”If you keep nagging me, I’ll beat your cat to death.”….”

The homeowner was so frightened that he sat on the sofa:”I don’t understand what you mean? I don’t have a cat.”…”

Death said:”Then whose cat litter did I just poop on?”

Pfft…..

The audience still hasn’t figured out what Deadpool is going to do, but many people are already laughing. It seems like he is robbing someone, so why is it so funny?

Iron Man said:”I finally met someone who is more awesome than Peter Parker.”

Batman also covered his forehead:”My head will hurt if I meet such a person.”

On the screen, Deadpool He put away his gun, pulled out his dagger, ordered a handsome knife and said to the courier boy:”What kind of situation can’t be solved by just eating pizza?”

He opened the pizza box and picked up the He opened his mouth to eat a piece of pizza:”You don’t happen to know a person named Megan Ovsky, do you?”

“Is the pronunciation correct? Orwusi? Owu driver?”

The courier boy was very scared and nodded.

Deadpool said:”That’s good, because she knows you.”

“Jeremy, we have a group of people whose job is to collect money from people and help them to deal with disasters…”

Seeing this, the audience suddenly realized.

It turns out that Deadpool is a mercenary. Did someone else hire him to pay for the murder?

They have seen a lot of killers, but this is the first time they talk so much nonsense! This guy is really not a good person.