Super Little Driver

In early summer, Nanwan village has beautiful scenery.

On a sunny afternoon, the villagers came back to cook. They curled up smoke, which added peace to Nanwan village. It was as charming as a living picture.

Sitting by the river in the east of the village, Li Dong slowly takes back his eyes and looks at the fish jumping in the broken bucket. He thinks that he will have a good meal. He will go back to take a nap and catch them another day.

Li Dong brought the fishing net and bucket to the bank and was ready to go back to the village. Feeling a little anxious to pee, he pulled off his trousers and peed in the middle of the river.

A bubble of urine with a beautiful arc across the sky, it seems to urine to the other side of the river 100 meters away.

"Ah Just about 30 meters away from Li Dong, two or three rural women were bathing in the clear and cool river and chatting about their daily life. One of them first found the arc at the tip of his eye. After screaming, he quickly covered his chest with both hands“ Sister Chunhua, someone is peeking at us! "

"Oh, my God! I'm still washing it naked Squatting on the Bank of Zhang Chunhua along the eyes, scared to quickly get into the water, screamed: "see who it is?"

"It's like two eggs!" Another woman in clothes soaked in the water had better eyesight. She looked at it and said anxiously“ Er Dan is probably peeping at us taking a bath and daring to pee on it. How can we behave if we go back to the village and tell about it? "

The three women in Nanwan village are in their mid-20s and 30s. Several of them are red and dry. Look at me, I don't know what to do.

Finally, the youngest Zhang Chunhua gritted her teeth and said, "let's teach Erdan a lesson. We can't let him look at it for nothing!"

"Don't let him run away!"

"Get dressed!" A few people you a word I a language, flurried start to dress.

Li Dong's parents died early. He was a child of a hundred families. He was naughty and mischievous since he was a child. If he really saw his body, he would lose face when he went to the village to talk about it.

The three women ran up the river with the same thought.

Li Dong is whistling and urinating happily, thinking about whether these fish will go back to make steamed braised pork or stewed soup. He has no idea about the surrounding situation.

"Cough..."

Just after Li Dong had finished urinating and picked up his trousers, he suddenly heard a cough and was startled.

"Who?" Li Dong trembled and looked around.

"I'm your sister-in-law Chunhua." Zhang Chunhua walked in front of us. Before we got there, we were angry“ How dare you, Li Erdan, peep at our bath

"You're kidding! I peep at your bath? " Li Dong was very happy when he heard that several women were not bad in appearance. In addition, the thin clothes he wore in summer were wet because they were stained with water. They were tightly attached to his skin. He couldn't help swallowing and said with a smile“ Two aunts, sister-in-law Chunhua, I really didn't watch you take a bath. I just came to fish for meat. "

"Fishing?" Zhang Chunhua on the premise of the bucket, see inside really have a few fish“ Oh, that's good. "

"It's all luck, ah..." before Li Dong finished speaking, Zhang Chunhua grabbed his ear and screamed in pain.

"Hum, Erdan, tell me honestly, how long have you been peeping at us?" Zhang Chunhua said angrily“ Don't think I don't know you're a little lecheron. You've been picking the widow's window two years ago! "

"Don't talk nonsense!" Li Dong felt wronged and cried“ I was helping widow Ma repair the window. Oh, take it easy, sister-in-law Chunhua. Let me go first. If you have something to say... "

"Erdan, where are your eyes, you little bunny?" Another woman, Wang Cuihua, sees that Li Dong is caught in the ear, and her eyes are still on her body. She is ashamed and angry“ If you dare to tell me about it, my aunt will not be polite to you! "

"I didn't peek at all!"

"Oh, listen to you or just look at it?" Lin Ping, a woman in her early 30s, was angry. She rolled up her shirt sleeves and came up to pinch Li Dong“ Let's take him back to the men. It's more and more daring! Hum

"Ouch! "Pain..." Li Dong was caught by three women, pinching each part for a while. He took a cold breath in pain, turned his eyes, and flattered all over his face“ In fact, the two aunts and sister-in-law are beautiful women in the village. They have a good figure and a good temper. I'm a normal man. I want to kiss Fangze, but I don't have the courage at all, do you think? "

After that, Li Dong looked vaguely at several women's faces and continued to smile: "there is no one else here. You don't want to do something to me, do you?"

"Bah, I'm full of trains!" Zhang Chunhua loosened her hand and said“ Who wants to do something to you? You think so

"That's to say, before Mao grows up, he wants to hook up with women like others!" Wang Cuihua intentionally or unintentionally aimed at a certain part of Li Dong, red face broken way.

"Glib!" Seeing that other people have sent Li Dong away, Lin Ping, in order to show that she doesn't have that idea, quickly let go“ In a word, if you dare to poke things out, you won't want to hang out in the village in the future. "

"I promise to keep my mouth shut!" Li Dong nodded his head and bowed his waist. He let out a cry of bad luck. The fish didn't care about it. Seeing the opportunity, he ran up the mountain.

"Oh, you bastard, you said you didn't peek!"

"Get him!"

"My God, I have no face to see people now..."

"Sister Chunhua, two aunts, I didn't watch you take a bath! Don't do wrong to good people Li Dong ran wildly, looking back at him with a bitter smile“ If I had seen it, I would have seen it. You can beat and scold me, but I didn't see it! "

"Bah, the devil believes you!" Several women's faces were red and dry“ Stop for me. I didn't peek at you. What are you doing

"You're going to take me back to the village. Can I stop running?" Looking at these women's appearance, he thought that he was peeping, and he was angry. For a moment and a half, he couldn't go back to the village. Li Dong was surprised to avoid the thorns all over the forest, and ran to the deeper mountain to avoid the limelight.

"Well, you're a dead egg. You can run for a while, but you can't run for a lifetime!"

"Erdan, come back quickly, there are wild animals in the mountains!"

Several women's physical strength is not as good as Li Dong's. after running, they stop panting.

"You smelly girls are more terrible than wild animals..." Li Dong's voice came from the mountains.

Plop!

Just when Li Dong had decided to get rid of several women and was about to stop running for a rest, he suddenly stepped on the air and fell into the dark pit of the yellow line and fainted.