Super Little Driver

"No, I can't. If you don't have me, my mother will die. Thank you for your kindness." The man stares at Li Dong, hands on the Kang, lowers his head and starts to kowtow.

"OK, wait a moment, wait a moment, you don't move, things are a bit chaotic, first smooth out!" Li Dong hurried forward to hold the man, eyes dribbling, turned to look at Zhang Quangui: "Uncle Zhang, his mother is sick?"

"Ah, Erdan, you can't be so impolite. How can you curse people?" Zhang Quangui frowned and reached out to push Li Dong.

Li Dong blinked his eyes and turned his mouth depressed: "Uncle Zhang, have you drunk too much? How can I swear? I mean, this guy fucked up.. His mother, really sick? "

Zhang Quangui squeezed his eyes hard, turned around and took a sip of tea. He took a breath: "yes, and he's very sick. I heard it seems to be some kind of tumor. Anyway, it needs a lot of money to have an operation."

Li Dong turned his eyes around a few times, took a look at the man, and reached out to help him up: "yes, it seems that what you said during the day is true? That's fine. You're not a liar. "

The man grabs Li Dong's hand, and his big hand makes a clattering sound. Li Dong grins in pain: "brother, brother, please take it easy. I can't stand you like this!"

The man was startled. He released Li Dong in a hurry and scratched his head in a hurry. He was too embarrassed to look at Li Dong.

"Well, well, if you have something to do, sit down and say, Erdan, you too!" Zhang Quangui waved his hand, turned around and sat on the Kang.

Li Dong and the man sit opposite each other, but the man's eyes have been staring at Li Dong, there is no intention to leave.

"Brother, can you be normal? In this life, in addition to women, no man has ever seen me like this? I tell you, I'm not good at that! " Li Dong Baji two mouth, carrying wine Leng is to drink, put on the table, decadent bow body.

"Ha ha, Erdan, don't blame Xiaoxian. The boy just came back from the army. He used to be in the army before. He always does things straight. But I can tell you that my nephew is good at it. He has two skills and won a prize in the army!" Zhang Quangui patted Li Dong with a smile and hit him with his glass.

Li Dong blinks his eyes. Zhao Xian looks very gentle. Even when he was robbed today, he is not big but explosive. If this guy has two talents, Li Dong really believes it.

"Well, brother, it's over. You're Uncle Zhang's nephew. It's no big deal to get money for you. Is it OK if it's over? Can we have a good drink? " Li Dong picked up his glass and made a couple of swings at Zhao Xian.

"Yes Zhao Xian suddenly agreed. He reached for his glass and poured it into his mouth. He touched his mouth and shook his glass at Li Dong.

Li Dong barks two mouths, and also drinks a glass of wine. He swallows all the Baijiu, sucks a cool breath and picks up chopsticks and eats two dishes.

"Hey, Erdan, is your company short of people? Otherwise, you can let Xiaoxian work as a security guard in your company. What do you think? The child has no job, no source of income, and his father has stolen all the money left in his family. " Zhang Quangui's eyes turned, and suddenly he reached out and patted Li Dong.

Li Dong chewed two mouthfuls of vegetables and turned his lips: "you pull it down, Uncle Zhang. It's our company. No one steals it. What's the use of finding a security guard!"

Zhang Quangui Baji twice, thought about it and nodded: "you say this thing is the same, our company is at the door, there are so many dogs, really no one dares to steal from us, the key is that there is no shortage of manpower in other places, besides, Xiaoxian also can't farm!"

Li Dong wiped his mouth, gave a hiccup, and looked at Zhao Xian with his eyes rolling. Suddenly he cracked his mouth and laughed. Holding chopsticks, he ordered Zhao Xian: "Hey, Zhao Xian, have you ever studied driving in the army? Can you drive? "

"Yes, I'm an auto soldier, but now I'm professional, and I haven't turned my driver's license." Zhao Xian's body was straight, his answer was clear, and his face was as serious as meeting the chief.

Li Dong grinned, tilted his head and blinked his eyes: "no, Zhao Xian, can you speak normally, just like everyone chatting together? Don't be so rigid all the time, OK? I can't stand it. "

"Er Dan, don't force him to do this. The child has been honest since he was a child. When he grows up, he doesn't know how to be worldly. In addition, he has no money at home. He always has low self-esteem and is afraid of being laughed at for doing something wrong." Zhang Quangui reluctantly waved his hand, stretched out his hand and took out the cigarette. He took two puffs and spat out a puff.

Li Dong turned his eyes, grinned and showed two rows of white teeth: "OK, Uncle Zhang, you can leave it to me. Let's see how I can make Zhao Xian become as smart as me. Zhao Xian, you will report to our company tomorrow. Then I'll let you drive first. Let's talk about any errands later."

"Yes, thank you, boss!" Zhao Xian shouts out loud, reaches out his hand and gives a salute. He picks up his glass and drinks it down.

"Oh, oh, I don't drink like that. I'll drink like a cup!" Li Dong licked his lips, and he had to take a drink from his glass.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of tea, what Li Dong drank was wine burping. He couldn't even see the road clearly.

"No, I have to go home to sleep. I can't stand it any more. Uncle Zhang, I'll go back first!" Li Dong rubbed from the Kang to the edge of the Kang in a daze. He lowered his head, picked his eyes hard, found his cloth shoes, and dragged them out.

Zhang Quangui had been lying on the Kang for a long time. His mouth was purring. He grunted twice and waved to Li Dong.

Li Dong walked out of the yard, humming a little song, and walked slowly towards the home.

It's already dark outside. Li Dong doesn't turn on his flashlight, so he closes his eyes and touches the door.

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, Li Dong felt that he had hit something, and a clear voice came out.

Li Dong's eyes opened in an instant, and a layer of cold sweat came out. He blinked his eyes hard: "I'll go, no, I'm so back. I met a ghost at my door?"

Li Dong looked around. It was dark in front of him. Let alone people, there was no ghost.

But the voice just now was very clear. Li Dong drank too much, but he also heard it really. There must be something.

"Niang Le, it's over now. The old people say that it's no good to meet ghosts at night. It's bad to be entangled. Thirty six tricks, boo!" Li Dong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, grinned and stepped forward.

"Oh, who's going too far to step on it when you hit it?"

The ground under Li Dong's feet was soft, as comfortable as stepping on a cotton field.

But Li Dong suddenly jumped up, sweat along the forehead on the flow out, back quickly back a few steps, wine also woke up half, panting and looking at the ground: "what.".. What is it? I tell you, I'm not afraid of ghosts! "

"You are not afraid of ghosts. I think you are!" A figure stood up from the ground, covered his waist, twisted his body and gave Li Dong a white look.

Li Dong picked his eyes and tried to make himself sober. He stretched his neck and looked forward carefully: "sister, why are you at my door? To my surprise, I thought our family was haunted! "

"It's haunted. I think you've trampled ghosts to death. They've been waiting for you for a long time, and they've all fallen asleep, but you hit them on the ground." Wang Xiaohua patted the soil on her trousers and turned away from Li Dong.

"Well, sister, how can you say that? You smell, my body is full of wine, I drink too much, even in front of the road can't see clearly, this is I know my home, so I close my eyes can touch back, otherwise I fell dead! No, I didn't see you at all! " Li Dong smiles and holds Wang Xiaohua's hand. He puts it in the palm of his hand and draws a small circle. He can't help burping wine in his mouth.

Wang Xiaohua gave Li Dong a white look and put his hand over his nose: "how much wine did you drink? Such a strong taste of wine? "

"Hehe, not much, not much. Maybe it's just two bottles. I forgot all about it." Li Dong put out three fingers with a smile and shook his body a few times.

Wang Xiaohua took Li Dong's big hand and reached out to help him: "don't move. Let's go. I'll help you in."

Li Dong was holding on, grinning and gesticulating back and forth in front of him: "it's OK, elder sister, I haven't drunk much. You see, I don't know who you are. This wine is nothing to me. It's a little fun!"

"You pull it down quickly. Look at your appearance. It's still the big boss. What do you think when people know this?" Wang Xiaohua put Li Dong on the Kang and wiped the sweat on his forehead: "you stink. You wait. I'll get you some water to wipe your body."

"Hey, hey, it's not good to wipe your body. It's better to touch your body. That's good, which is good, hey, hey." Li Dong threw his feet twice, threw the cloth shoes directly, turned over, and lay on the Kang with a slant. He gave a two-time Baji.

"Stinky bastard, I'm still in the mood to talk nonsense at this time. I think you are short of a daughter-in-law. You'll let yingzi marry you later." Wang Xiaohua spat at Li Dong, but in the middle of the speech, Wang Xiaohua suddenly stopped, bit his lower lip and turned to fetch water.

Li Dong was sleeping soundly on the Kang when he suddenly felt a cold feeling spreading on his body. Li Dong twisted his body twice, reached for his coat and pulled it down: "how can it be so hot? Give me a whole mouthful of cold water. "

"Cool what water, cool water, drink to see you don't have diarrhea, honest son stay, wait for me to wipe your body!" Wang Xiaohua looks at Li Dong's body, and a strange light appears at the bottom of his eyes. He reaches out and pats Li Dong's chest, but he is not willing to move away.

Li Donggen didn't know what was going on. He was lying on the Kang, his brain was dazed, his mouth was breathing heavily, and he was about to fall asleep with his eyes closed.

But without waiting for Li Dong to fall asleep, he suddenly felt that his pants were slowly sliding down. Li Dong was so scared that he turned over from the Kang, blinked his eyes and stretched out his hand to pull his pants: "who, what are you doing? What are you doing with my pants? "

"Er Dan, it's me. I'm your sister. You drink like this. Don't move. I'll wake you up." Wang Xiaohua clenched her lower lip. Her eyes were full of mist. She reached for Li Dong's trousers and pulled them to the ground.