Super Little Driver

"Oh, fuck!" The young man who didn't speak all the time suddenly exclaimed, put his hand over his nose and looked at Li Dong with disgust.

Li Dong blinked his eyes, dragged his shoes, stood up and pointed to the young man: "Hey, man, I tell you, I don't know English, but don't bully me. I've heard Da maozi say this word, and you scold me, don't you?"

"Ha ha, pierce, don't be rude. This is the guest. Pay attention to your tone of voice!" Prince Charles gave a laugh and a look at the young man, but it was in English.

Then Prince Charles turned his head and looked at Li Dong with a smile: "Er Dan, you don't mind. My son has spoiled me."

"Father, this bumpkin's feet stink. Why should we leave him and let him go quickly? We don't accept beggars and dogs in our family!" Pierce suddenly stepped forward, glanced at Li Dong with disdain, and waved his hand as if he intended to humiliate Li Dong. This sentence can be said in blunt Chinese.

Li Dong blinked twice and looked down at his clothes: "what are you saying? I bought clothes specially for going abroad. They cost hundreds of yuan, and I'm a beggar. If I put them in our village, they would be very handsome. Do you know how to appreciate them? "

"You're a bumpkin." Peirce pointed to Li Dong and bowed his lips.

Li Dong picked his eyebrows and turned his eyes: "Hey, pierce, what's your name? Baron and Baron? Let me tell you, in China, bumpkin is used to describe people who have no quality. It's useless to look at their appearance. Only those who look down on people in their heart are bumpkins! "

Pierce blinked, looked askance at Prince Charles, then at Ruth, and frowned: "what do you mean? What is contempt for people? "

Li Dong Baji two mouth, pick eyebrows point chin: "how to say, is your eyes see people low!"

"You're a dog's eye. Don't think I don't understand your Chinese!" Pierce's eyes were wide open and his mouth was curled in anger. He pointed to Li Dong and yelled.

"Oh, oh, I didn't expect that. Lord Pierce, you know the proverb. OK, it's very powerful!" Li Dong opened his eyes and counted his thumbs.

Pierce twisted his body with pride and looked at Li Dong with disdain: "but it's Chinese. Who can't speak it? I just don't want to argue. "

"Yes, I don't see it. Well, Lord Pierce, you know what I mean. I'll turn around and go." Li Dong nodded, his eyes turned, and he came to pierce with a smile.

Peirce disgusted toward the side moved steps, disdained to look at Li Dong, raised his head: "you say it!"

Li Dong laughed and scratched his head: "Ruth and I said that your mother had a handsome son. When I came to your house, I saw a handsome son. The key is that he squatted at the door and didn't come in. I told him not to come in either. Only a dog was barking in the room."

Pierce blinked twice, looked at the big white dog at the door, and then at Li Dong: "you mean I'm handsome? I said, "my dog is more handsome?"

Li Dong blinked his eyes and put out his thumb: "yes, sir Pierce, I said your Chinese is good. It seems that your Chinese is really good. I admire you!"

Pierce twisted his body with pride and looked at Li Dong with disdain: "now you can get out of my house?"

"Oh, pierce, don't be rude!" Prince Charles stepped forward and reached out to stop Pierce: "you don't mind, Er Dan. You'll live here in the future and treat it as your own home. You can do whatever you want."

With a smile, Li Dong turned his lips reluctantly and looked at Ruth askance: "forget it, although I don't want to live, I'll make it hard for Ruth to live. The key is that I want to go back home and say that I have lived in Prince Charles's house. That's also a face."

"Ha ha, Erdan, you are so humorous. Well, I have something else to do. You talk first, housekeeper. You don't have to wait for me to eat tonight." Prince Charles laughed, waved and walked straight out of the building on crutches.

Pierce glanced at Li Dong, put his hand over his nose and came to Ruth: "cousin Ruth, shall we go out to play? There are a lot of interesting places here. Let me show you? "

Ruth's eyes brightened, and she nodded with a smile: "well, I haven't seen anything since I came here."

"Then let's go!" Pierce grabbed Ruth's little hand excitedly and got up to leave.

Li Dong blinked twice, and his eyes turned. He didn't understand what Pierce said just now, but he stood up and dragged his shoes behind him.

Pierce frowned and looked at Li Dong in disgust: "what are you doing? What are you doing with us? "

"Don't you make room for us? I'll have to see it anyway. What if I can't find it at night? " Li Dong blinked his eyes twice and straightened his back seriously.

"Cut, even can't speak English, what qualifications follow us, go away, I warn you, my father likes you Chinese, but I hate you, in my eyes, you are dogs, go away quickly!" Pierce's face was gloomy. Void pointed to Li Dong, reached out and ran to Li Dong's shoulder.

As soon as Li Dong's eyes turned, he stepped back and put his foot directly at Pierce's feet.

"Ouch!"

Pierce didn't see Li Dong's foot at all. He jumped forward and fell on the ground. The whole person was like a big figure lying on the ground.

"Cousin!" Ruth quickly stepped forward two steps, reached out to help pierce up, and looked at pierce with concern.

Li Dong shrugged his shoulders and scratched his head innocently: "Ruth, it has nothing to do with me. He fell down by himself. You see, I didn't fight back!"

"Mr. Li, you are going too far!" Ruth looked up, her face full of unhappiness.

Li Dong barked twice and sighed: "it's over. It's over. You forget Er Dan when you have a cousin. It's not facing me now. It seems that I don't mean much to stay here. Forget it, I'm gone!"

With that, Li Dong turned around and walked straight out.

"Stop for me, and I want to go? Do you think our house is a place where you can come and go whenever you want? "

All of a sudden, a roar came from Li Dong's back. Pierce stood up from the ground with his mouth covered and pointed to Li Dong to roar.

Li Dong blinked and looked at Pierce: "otherwise? What else can you do? "

"I'll kill you!" Pierce gritted his teeth and stared at Li Dong. His green eyes would turn red: "I'll let the dog kill you!"

"Let the dog go!" Li Dong barked twice and shook his head helplessly: "Hey, can you do something else? The evil dog gang will release dogs, and you will also release dogs. How come there are so many dogs in your country? "

"Stop talking nonsense, let the dog go and kill him!" Pierce's face turned red with anger. He pointed at Li Dong with trembling fingers and yelled.

Outside the housekeeper quickly agreed, put his finger into his mouth, and whistled.

Woof, woof!

A burst of shouts came out, and then a large group of white dogs came to the door of the western style building, with their mouths full of brats and staring at Li Dong fiercely.

Li Dong blinked twice and looked down for a long time: "Hey, it's not Samo. What kind of product is it? It looks good. I haven't seen it yet. "

"No, I'll show you later, housekeeper!" Pierce gave a sneer, straightened his back and waved to the housekeeper.

The housekeeper nodded in a hurry and patted the white dog in front of him. The white dog ran straight to Li Dong's direction.

Li Dong squatted on the ground and looked at the white dog for a long time. He grinned: "Hey, it's still a female dog. Hey, if you have a baby in your arms, don't run away. What do you do if you fall? Where are your masters? Don't you care? "

"Without you, I don't have to come out. I'll kill you today!" The big white dog licked his lips and planed hard on the ground. The speed was even faster.

Li Dong sat down on the ground, his mouth curled in depression: "you said that, what does this matter to me? I'm just a passer-by. Your master wants to bite me. Do you think I'm willing to disturb you? "

"You don't want to do it now.".. Eh, you were talking to me just now! How can you talk to me? I'm a dog, too? Have you become an elite? You're human! " The big white dog ran for two steps, and suddenly stopped. His eyes were full of fear. He forced back two steps, and his mouth was chirping. The other dogs also stopped.

"Bite him to death, bite him to death, let him dare to fight.".. Hey, why don't you move? Kill him quickly, housekeeper. What are you doing? " Pierce is sitting on the tea table, waving his hand excitedly, waiting to see Li Dong's blood all over. But the dog suddenly stops, making pierce blush and neck thick, pointing to the housekeeper and yelling.

The housekeeper's forehead was also full of sweat. He stepped forward and patted the big white dog on the head.

Big white dog shook his body and spat out his tongue: "if you want me to bite our leader, you don't have to think about it. Don't you see that people have become elite? We want to learn how to be human

Li Dong grinned, turned his eyes and straightened his waist: "you want to learn, no problem, I can teach you, as long as you listen to me, I promise you will be better than now!"

"Really? Are you really willing to teach us? " All the white dogs come to Li Dong and circle around him excitedly.

"Damn it, this.. What's going on? What are they doing? " Pierce almost came down from the tea table. His eyes were wide open and he looked at the big white dogs at the door. His mouth was long enough to fit two eggs.

Ruth took a deep look at Li Dong, bit her lower lip, reached for the phone, pressed the video button, and aimed at Li Dong.

Li Dong patted his chest with a smile: "that's not true. Li Erdan never lies. As long as you listen to me, I promise you will get better and better. Now, you go and bite him for me!"

With that, Li Dong pointed to pierce and showed two rows of teeth: "bite his ass for me!"

The big white dog glanced at pierce and spat out his tongue: "this is our master. We can't bite him, or we will be unfaithful."

Li Dong turned his eyes and patted the big white dog on the head: "Hey, I didn't expect that you were very particular about it. OK, just because you are so particular about it, I won't embarrass you. Well, you wait for me for a while, do me a favor and never hurt your master. Is that ok?"

"OK, OK, no problem, chief. As long as you teach us how to become a master, we will do it according to your orders." The big white dog swayed his tail twice and stuck out his tongue excitedly.

Li Dong laughed and shook his head helplessly: "Niang, even foreign dogs have heard fairy tales, fairy tales kill dogs!"