Super Little Driver

Li Dong holds a kitchen knife and cuts it at the corner, just blocking the way of the cockroach.

"Oh, my God, human beings have found us. Run quickly!"

"Fuck, we're going to fight. There's still time for us. It's annoying!"

"Brother cockroaches, wait a minute. I have something to discuss with you." Li Dong's big plan had been decided in his heart, and his heart was full of fanaticism. He said with flying eyebrows: "do you want to eat oil? I can make you more fragrant oil. "

"Humans are so cunning, they want to cheat.".. No, this human, how, how can we hear us? " Cockroaches are really scared this time. They are so scared that they run around in the corner of the wall. They are so dark that they look ferocious.

Li Dong was so happy that he was able to communicate with animals. He immediately lay down in the corner and grabbed a cockroach: "brother cockroach, I'm in a bit of danger now. How about helping me? When you're done, eat whatever you like! "

"Really? Can you believe what you humans say? Don't you hate us when you see us? " The cockroach's antennae moved, and it really stopped in front of Li Dong“ I won't believe what you humans say. "

Li Dong took out a handful of $10.20 bills with a grim smile: "see, it's money. Either I'll buy you oil or I'll buy you insecticides. Do you still have wives and children? Take care of yourself. "

Cockroaches turn around in the same place. This human threat is threatening animals. It's too much!

But Li Dong doesn't seem to be joking. Cockroaches are also afraid of the smell of insecticides. After a few cockroaches chatted for a while, they reluctantly agreed to Li Dong's request.

Li Dong is more confident, lying on the table, seriously discussing "big plans" with a group of cockroaches.

Outside, erlengzi and others are going crazy. He is so anxious that he touches his head in the same place. Li Dong has been running in for a while, but he hasn't come out yet. Can't this boy take the opportunity to slip away?

Erlengzi's face changed, and he didn't care about the restaurant owner who was standing in front of the door. He kicked the boss down with one foot, waved the steel pipe, and said to his men, "let's all go in. When you see Li Erdan, teach him a lesson. Just take a breath!"

"Good!" Er Leng Zi's men screamed, and then they crowded into the restaurant and went straight to the kitchen.

"Up, kids, you two eggs grandfather is here, how, er Leng Zi, I don't hit you, are you upset?" Li Dong, holding two kitchen knives in his hand, jumped out directly from the inside. His eyebrows were raised and his eyes were raised. His face was fierce. He was so scared that his men all stepped back.

Erlengzi was also shivering in his heart. He stepped back subconsciously. As a child, he was beaten by Li Dong. Seeing Li Dong, erlengzi was a little scared instinctively.

But when I thought about it, how humiliating it would be if I was afraid of so many people around me and so many people were watching?

He yelled angrily to cheer himself up. Erlengzi deliberately raised his head and rushed to the front with the steel pipe on his shoulder: "Erdan, don't think I'm a bully. I didn't prepare enough before. Now I have so many brothers. I don't want to kill you! Give it to me

Erlengzi's men raised the guy, yelled and rushed to Li Dong. The posture scared the waiters nearby to run out.

The outside of the hotel is crowded with people. Looking at Li Dong inside, he shakes his head and looks decadent. This boy dares to provoke Er Leng Zi. This time, he is really useless.

Li Dong and erlengzi are the only people left in the hotel. With so many people, Li Dong's heart is full of courage, but his face doesn't show it. He opens his mouth and whistles.

Erlengzi couldn't help laughing and pointed to Li Dong with disdain: "Li Erdan, do you know you're scared? Whistling and calling? You think you can call someone on this street? Who will help you? Let me see! "

Erlengzi is the overlord in this street. With him, who dares to help Li Dong? I'm confident about that.

But as soon as the voice fell, erlengzi's eyes almost protruded, and he rubbed his eyes.

Dense, a black insect from the inside of the kitchen suddenly climbed out, extremely fast, toward the direction of erlengzi rushed past.

"What the hell? Cockroaches, what is this?! Where did you come from? " Two Leng Zi are scared silly, face pale, cockroach is too disgusting, who see not afraid?

Erlengzi's men were also startled. They stopped one by one, but without waiting to shout, a group of cockroaches climbed into erlengzi's trouser legs. For a moment, erlengzi's men didn't care about Li Dong at all. They threw away the guy in their hands and rolled on the ground.

"That's a good move!" Without much effort, erlengzi's men were solved. Li Dong cracked his mouth and laughed. He stepped forward and kicked erlengzi in the stomach.

Erlengzi was hiding from a cockroach. He didn't notice it at all. He was kicked by Li Dongjie. He knelt down on the ground in pain and his face turned red. He looked as ugly as a newly dissected pig liver.

Just kneeling on the ground, the cockroach army seized the opportunity and stabbed countless cockroaches into erlengzi's trouser legs.

Erlengzi's body was stiff, his eyes were wide open, his face turned pale, and his whole body was as motionless as a sculpture.

It took a few seconds for erlengzi to react. With a cry, he jumped up from the ground, reached for his belt and took off his trousers.

"Kill you, kill you, we'll have oil to eat!"

"Yes, everyone. Bite him on the egg!"

Erlengzi slapped his big hand on his leg. He jumped in pain. He was not sitting or standing. He had tears and a runny nose. Finally, he just rolled on the ground.

"Mom, my mom, it's killing me. I can't stand it any more. Er Dan, help me as soon as you can!" Erlengzi was already in a panic. His forehead was sweating and his face was as pale as paper.

Li Dong's drinking power surged up. He raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes. With a knife in his hand, he pointed to erlengzi: "erlengzi, don't talk nonsense. Aren't you capable of bullying Xiaohu? How dare you bully me in the future? "

"Damn it, Li Erdan, you're fuckin '.. Oh, I will get revenge today Erlengzi was gnashing his teeth in pain, and his eyes were bursting with fire. He wanted to swallow Li Dongsheng alive.

"Well, I'll help you if you want to die. Have you ever enjoyed being bitten by cockroaches?" Li Dong suddenly gave a grim smile, and his eyes were full of sinister color.

Erlengzi shivered and looked down at the cockroaches on his legs. The cockroaches were really crawling towards his crotch!

"I.. Damn it, Erdan, you've gone too far! "