Super Little Driver

"Li Erdan! You little son of a bitch, you are a rogue, a hooligan. I'll marry a girl to take care of your business. Get out of my house quickly Wu laocai was holding the tiles, his feet tightly pedaling the ladder, his lips trembling and his fingers pointing at Li Dong.

Li Dong sat on the back of the donkey slot with a smile, swinging his legs: "old man, aren't you very proud? How many dogs scare you like this? Come down quickly, let's have a chat. How can I let the dog bite you? "

"You.. Is that true or false? I tell you, son, don't lie to me, or you'll have a good time in Nanwan village in the future! " Wu laocai swallowed a mouthful of saliva nervously, blinked his eyes and yelled fiercely.

Li Dong laughed and leaned on the edge of the donkey's slot: "of course, it's true. I will never lie in my life. If you come down, I promise I won't let the dog bite you."

Wu laocai moved a little, and there were bursts of crackles under the tiles.

The cold sweat ran down his forehead at that time. Wu laocai didn't dare to fart. He grabbed the ladder like crazy and put on his feet tremblingly: "Li Erdan, I'll believe you once. If you dare to cheat me, I'll let you go."

Li Dong shrugged his shoulders and said nothing with a smile. He watched Wu laocai come closer and closer. He jumped down from the donkey's trough and yelled at Wu laocai: "roar!"

"Mommy, Mommy, don't bite me, my mommy!" Wu laocai was so scared that he yelled. He turned over from the ladder and got a fart.

Li Dong burst out laughing and ran to Wu laocai. He reached out to Wu laocai and said, "old man, what are you doing? I'm just coughing. Why are you so afraid? "

"Cough.. Cough! Ouch, you little boy, you are.. Hiss.. On purpose Wu Lao Cai covered his waist and wriggled back and forth on the ground. Beads of sweat ran down his forehead. His face was sallow. He raised his hand to beat Li Dong.

Woof, woof!

Lao Huang looked at Wu's face clearly and yelled twice. He rushed to Wu's face and stared at him with his teeth bared. The saliva in his mouth kept flowing out, with several sharp fangs exposed inside.

Wu laocai shivered, blinked his eyes, looked at Lao Huang, grinned, and finally slowly took back his fist.

"What do you mean, old man? I didn't say let the dog bite you. What do you want me to do? Come on, sit down. Let's talk. " Li Dong sat down on the ground, reached for Wu laocai and took out a cigarette.

Wu Lao Cai gnashed his teeth in hatred, but he didn't dare to act rashly. He took a look at Li Dong and reached for the cigarette.

Li Dong lit Wu laocai's face and showed two rows of white teeth: "that's right, old man. Actually, you don't think there is any big contradiction between us, do you? What do you have to do with me? You asked yingzi to marry someone else, didn't you hit me in the face? "

"What does it mean to hit you in the face? Li Erdan, don't put gold on your face. Do you really think you've got a broken company and you're really powerful? Get out of my way, my girl. She's the daughter of the village head. You poor boy can marry her? " Wu laocai curled his lips, spat out a puff of smoke, and pointed to Li Dong disdainfully.

Li Dong laughed, but he didn't get angry. He rubbed his body forward and said to Wu laocai, "old man, do you mean that you must let yingzi marry Zhang Tianhao

"Nonsense, how can I say that? Zhang Tianhao is famous in our town. "

Woof, woof!

Before Wu's words were finished, Lao Huang behind Li Dong rushed up, opened his mouth like crazy, and bit Wu's arm.

"Ma, Ma, what are you doing, you dead dog? Stay away from me, don't come here, otherwise.. My God

Wu Lao Cai jumped so high that his cigarette butt fell directly into his clothes. The pain made him stand in the same place, weeping and howling, shaking his clothes. The tears almost didn't come out.

Li Dong grabbed Lao Huang with a smile, stood up and patted the dirt on his ass: "old man, I'll ask you for the last time, do you have to marry yingzi to Zhang Tianhao?"

"Yes, what I said is not clear enough. There's no fuckin 'discussion about it!" Wu laocai's face was livid. He roared and turned around to leave.

But as soon as he turned around, Wu laocai clearly saw more than ten dogs standing behind him. Husky's huge posture was in front of him. He looked at him with bared teeth, and his tongue was constantly sticking out.

Wu laocai's legs softened at that time. A cold sweat ran down his forehead, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, turned around and pointed to Li Dong: "Li Erdan, do you want the dog to bite me? Don't forget, I'm the village head! "

"What can the village head do? You think I'm afraid of you, bite me Li Dong buckled his finger and waved his hand.

The dog in the back seemed to hear the order. He barked and rushed to Wu laocai's direction.

"My mother, it's true. Ah, I can't bite. I can't bite. My thigh, ah! No, no, my God, I can't do it here. It's my lifeblood. I want to use it! " Wu laocai was thrown on the ground by the dog. He didn't know how many bites he had. His face turned red and he was shivering. He didn't know how to stop the dog.

"Lao Huang, keep your posture, don't talk for a while!" Li Dong cried with a smile, squatted on the ground and scratched Wu laocai's face: "old man, do you still want Wu Ying to marry Zhang Tianhao? If so, I can't guarantee that my brother's mouth is biting your eggs. You have to think about it. "

Wu laocai's face was as pale as paper, and his beany sweat flowed out crazily. His eyes were fixed on his crotch position, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "OK, Li Erdan, you're so cruel. You should find a group of dogs to deal with me. OK, I promise you not to marry Wu Ying to Zhang Tianhao for the time being, OK?"

"Hey, old man, do you really think I'll believe what you said?" With a smile, Li Dong grabs his eyes and takes out his mobile phone. He turns it on the camera and points it at Wu laocai

Mr. Wu's face was very blue, but there were so many dogs around him, especially his mouth full of tusks in his important position, that he didn't dare to act rashly. He bit his teeth and squeezed the words out of his teeth.

Li Dong looked at the mobile phone with a smile and nodded with satisfaction. When Wu laocai finished, he put away the mobile phone and stood up: "OK, old man, you don't want to go back, otherwise, I will tell you that the video in my mobile phone will be published in the whole village. When you see what the villagers think of you, the mayor may know about it."

Wu laocai's nose muscles trembled violently, his fists clenched, his lips trembled slightly, and his hands were on the ground with a cold sweat.

Li Dong also ignored, turned around and looked at the back slowly, just saw lying on the door looking at Li Dong's dog.

"Roar!" Li Dong stepped forward and yelled at the dog.

"My God!" The dog was so scared that he sat down on the ground and stepped back several steps, looking at Li Dong in horror.

Li Dong grinned and sneered with disdain. With a wave of his hand, he swaggered away from Wu laocai's yard with his dog patrol.

Wu laocai couldn't stand up at all because of the pain. The dog opened the door and put out his head tremblingly. Seeing that there was no dog left, he ran out and reached out to help Wu laocai: "village head, village head, are you ok?"

"Nothing? Do you think I'm all right? " Old Wu was so rich that he shivered all over and threw his big hand directly on the dog's face: "you useless thing, did you close the door just now? You want me to be killed, don't you? "

The dog staggered and almost sat on the ground, shaking his head wrongly: "no, village head, I'm afraid, I'm really afraid!"

"Damn it, this damned Li Erdan has got a group of dogs to deal with me. If I don't get revenge, I'm not Wu laocai!" Wu Lao Cai hammered the coffee table hard, but he didn't want to touch the bitten wound. He grinned in pain and cried out.

"Village head, I'll find a doctor for you now. You have to get rabies vaccine!" Gouzi hurried to Wu laocai and said with concern.

"Then you don't have to go quickly, you want to piss me off!" Wu laocai gritted his teeth with a roar and patted the dog on the head.

The dog yelled in a hurry, turned around and ran out of the yard quickly.

"Li Erdan, if you dare to do this to me, don't blame me. I will never let you stay in this village in the future!" Wu laocai clenched his fists, shivered and roared. He reached out and took out the phone.

Li Dong took Lao Huang and they went back to the yard, and then he broke into laughter with both hands: "cool, it's so cool. This old guy should have such an end. You've done very well. I'll prepare delicious food for you now. Tonight, you can eat meat with a big mouthful!"

The dogs barked and ran happily in the yard.

After finishing the meal, Zhang Xiaohu also drove back to Lai.

"I'll go. What will I do? Brother Erdan, it's so fragrant. Give me some more! " Zhang Xiaohu sat down on the Kang, patted the table and cried.

"In the pot, get it yourself! I don't have time to talk to you! " Li Dong sat in front of the computer, looking through the data quickly.

Zhang Xiaohu curled his lips and stood up slowly: "by the way, brother Erdan, yingzi has been sent to Su Xiao by me. Let her come back in a few days, OK?"

"OK, or yingzi will know that his father has been bitten by a dog Li Dong waved and agreed.

As soon as Zhang Xiaohu's eyes brightened, he quickly came over: "brother Erdan, what did you say just now? You said Wu laocai was bitten by a dog? "

Li Dong was stunned. He turned his head and looked at Zhang Xiaohu. His eyes turned: "Hey, you must have heard wrong. I mean, if Wu laocai wants to find Wu Ying, I'll let the dog bite him."

"Oh, so it is." Zhang Xiaohu scratched his head: "I'll eat the whole meal."

"Come back, come back here. I have something to ask you. Do you know the man from the cattle farm in the next village?" Li Dong grabs Zhang Xiaohu and throws him a cigarette.

Zhang Xiaohu took the cigarette with a smile, happily lit it and took two puffs: "I know you, but I'm not familiar with you. I'm a cow feeder, brother Erdan. What do you want to do with that?"

"Haha, of course, I'll go to have a look tomorrow. Let's get this business down first!" Li Dong grinned and showed two rows of white teeth.