Super Little Driver

Brother Zhang's mouth is full of cow dung, not only on his face, but also in his nose and ears. The disgusting smell makes brother Zhang turn over. When he climbs out of the cow dung pile, he becomes stiff. He even has no time to look at his body. He covers his stomach and starts to spit out. He almost spits out jaundice water.

Li Dong covered his nose, squatted on the ground and moved back two steps: "boss Zhang, if you are hungry, you can directly say that my younger brother has no money any more, and there is still money for you to eat. You can't treat yourself like this?"

"I.. Oh.. Go to your uncle Brother Zhang shivered all over his body. He opened his mouth. The soup of cow dung slipped into his mouth again. The disgusting smell made brother Zhang throw up again uncontrollably.

Li Dong twisted his body with a smile, stood up from the ground and turned his eyes: "brother Zhang, do all the cows in your family have mad cow disease? Otherwise, how can the cow suddenly get up and kick you? In this case, I have to talk to the town about this matter. Otherwise, I can't be responsible for what happens. "

With that, Li Dong took out the phone and pretended to be serious, ready to call the mayor.

Brother Zhang's vomiting stopped suddenly. His eyes were wide open and his fingers were shaking. He pointed to Li Dong: "you, how dare you? Whose cattle have mad cow disease? My cattle are healthy! "

"What's going on? Why does the cow suddenly get angry and kick people? I think this problem is not small. We must report it as soon as possible. If not, it is necessary to seal the cattle farm! " Li Dong curled his lips and sneered scornfully.

Brother Zhang's cold sweat flowed out along his forehead, his eyes turned back and forth, and he couldn't care about the cow dung. He struggled to get up from the ground and glared at Li Dong fiercely. Then he squeezed out a smiling face and made his way to Li Dong.

Li Dong shied aside and covered his nose: "Hey, boss Zhang, you respect yourself. I'm not hungry. You don't need to invite me to eat."

"Hey, hey, you see, it's all misunderstanding, misunderstanding. I'm also slippery. You're wrong. My cow didn't touch me at all. How can my cow kick people?" Brother Zhang laughed hard, squeezed out a word from his teeth, and reached out to take out his cigarette from his pocket.

"Ah, boss Zhang, you'd better give it up. Who can smoke this cigarette now?" Li Dong moved back and turned his eyes: "I also understand that it's not easy for boss Zhang to do business. In the future, we'll cooperate. I'll come to check the cattle regularly. As long as there's no problem, I won't report it to the police. How about that?"

"Of course, this is good. Of course, there is no problem. If someone is willing to cooperate with us, we will naturally welcome them." The smile on brother Zhang's face must be squeezed into a flower. Sweat mixed with dung soup flowed down together, making his face full of flowers.

Li Dong, with a smile, nodded with satisfaction: "if this is the case, the matter will be over. The cow is not ill, but if you fight, it may get worse. You have some points in your heart!"

Brother Zhang blinked his eyes and agreed in a hurry.

Li Dong stood on tiptoe and looked at the back. Sure enough, he saw a cattle lying on the ground behind him. He gasped for breath without saying a word. A lot of cow dung on the ground was pushed away.

"Boss Zhang, it seems that the cattle over there have some diseases. I'll go and treat you. Do you mind?" Li Dong shook his cell phone with a smile, revealing two rows of white teeth.

Brother Zhang was eager to defeat Li Dong and clench his teeth. His eyes were full of anger, but he forced a smile on his face: "no problem, no problem, of course, no problem. It's just that the cows here are absolutely healthy. I hope you can raise your hand, brother!"

"Well, I'll talk about it later." Li Dong's eyes turned, and he agreed vaguely, and strode toward the inside.

Brother Zhang stares at Li Dong's back fiercely. He waves his fist at Li Dong, but he doesn't want to throw the cow dung up again. He draws a curve and thinks it's not right. It's right in his mouth.

Brother Zhang was stiff all over, his eyes wide open like beans. He turned around and ran out quickly, spitting while running.

Li Dong glanced at brother Zhang with a smile, turned his head and pulled the horn of the big scalper: "brother, wake up, tell me, what's the matter? Why don't you eat grass? "

"Don't pull me. I don't feel bad. I don't want to eat anything now. I'm going to die of pain." The ox grunted, its mouth moved, and its huge tongue turned back and forth.

Li Dong's eyes looked at the cattle and put his hand on the gallbladder: "does it hurt here?"

"Ouch, ouch, no, it's too painful. I told you not to touch me. I can't stand it!" Rhubarb, you almost jump up in pain, and you'll kick Li Dong when your four hooves pout.

"Man, you're a little too much. I'm here to help you with your illness!" Li Dong hid back for a while, almost sat down on the ground, wiped the sweat on his forehead: "if you are not good, then you will die."

"Well.. Does it hurt? " The big yellow cattle bent and finally calmed down.

"No problem, I'm professional. Trust me, as long as you don't move, it's over!" Li Dong snapped his fingers, squatted down with a smile, stretched out his hand to take out the narcotic drugs and other guys, and began to use them on big yellow cattle one by one.

During the whole process, Li Dong focused on the body of big yellow cattle, and soon took out a whole stone with blood.

"This is so big!" Li Dong grabs the bezoar in his hand, his eyes are shining, his mouth is wide open, and he happily puts it into the bag.

After sewing the big yellow cattle, Li Dong patted the big yellow cattle and wiped the sweat on his forehead: "I'm so tired. Listen to me. Don't do strenuous exercise these days. You'll be OK in a few days."

"Thank you, doctor!" Big yellow cattle struggled from the ground for a while, and his eyes were full of gratitude.

Li Dong, with a smile, scratched his head: "it's OK. What can I thank you for? By the way, can I ask you something? "

Rhubarb smashed its mouth twice, blinked its eyes twice, and fanned its tail up and down: "what's the matter?"

"Well, your boss, the fat man just now, when does he usually show up in your cattle farm? Can you get close to him? " Li Dong grinned in the ear of the big yellow cattle, aiming at the keeper who was coming.

Being discovered by Li Dong, the keeper's face was red. He stood up whistling and turned around and grabbed a handful of grass and walked slowly out.

"That human is always here, usually also say some nonsense, don't know what to do." The rhubarb cow swayed its tail twice and took a bite of the grass nearby.

Li Dong's eyes turned, and with a smile, he took out a handful of grass and handed it to big yellow cattle: "old stuffy, I hear they all call you that, don't you? How about you help me find out the news later? Can you tell me what this fat man does and says all day long as you hear it? "

"OK, you saved my life, whatever you want me to do!" Big cattle big head hard point, also toward Li Dong rubbed.

"No, man, you can't. You're too strong. You're so neat. I'm easy to fall!" Li Dong quickly got up from the ground, patted the cattle, turned around and walked out of the shed with a smile.

Although he only got a piece of bezoar at a time, Li Dong was very happy to let brother Zhang eat a mouthful of cow dung.

Brother Zhang left the cattle farm in his car long ago and went to find a place to take a bath.

Li Dong's eyes took aim. His eyes turned around and he turned around with a smile. He got close to the keeper and reached for him.

The keeper was startled. How high was the jump? He turned and looked at Li Dong in horror: "what are you doing? I'm scared to death. I don't know? "

"Hey, brother, don't be afraid. I can't find your boss. I can only find you. What? I'll tell you something. We'll come here from time to time. You need to be checked at any time. Do you know? Just let your boss know. " Li Dong patted the breeder on the shoulder with a smile, said with a wink, turned and jumped into the car.

Zhang Xiaohu stepped on the accelerator and drove directly away from the cattle farm. Seeing that the distance from the cattle farm was getting farther and farther, Zhang Xiaohu finally couldn't help but cover his stomach and began to laugh.

"Brother Erdan, you are too strong to fool that guy? I used to think that he was a powerful man. He was a big farmer and a big farmer, but the richest man in our town was a fool after making trouble for a long time Zhang Xiaohu smiles with a cigarette in his mouth and looks at Li Dong with adoration on his face.

Li Dong spat with a smile, rolled the car window to the maximum, and touched his short hair: "tiger, you don't understand this, just the little fat pig, he is a big man, right, but he always has Baba on his body, because he is afraid, so when I talk about things in the town, he is afraid, this is called the right medicine, you know?"

"Wow, brother Erdan, I didn't know that before. You're so powerful. You know all these things. You're so awesome. No wonder you're doing well now!" Zhang Xiaohu admires of stretch out fat Du Du's hand, pursed the mouth to gather together to come over.

"Get the hell out of here. Stay and drive." Li Dong reaches out his hand to push Zhang Xiaohu for a while, grinning and reaching out to take out the bezoar of the cloth bag. He looks up and laughs happily.

"I'm so pissed off. This guy found out. His name is Li Dong, isn't it? Yes, that's right in Nanwan village! " Brother Zhang rubbed his hair and smelled his body. His mouth pouted and his neck stretched out. He almost spat out again. His eyes were full of anger: "let me check. How can this boy get in touch with the town? What about the pony who used to be in charge of our cattle farm? "

"He's in charge of the cattle farm? Brother Zhang, are you wrong? He is a wild boy. He is not bullshit. He is also in charge of the cattle farm. Who do you listen to A voice of surprise came from the phone.

Brother Zhang's eyes were wide open, and his big eyes almost protruded. His hands trembled, and his soot almost burned him. Wei rubbed his body: "what did you say just now? You say again, don't you think this Li Donggen is bullshit? "

"Of course, this guy is a little bastard in Nanwan village. He is an orphan. He is naughty and mischievous all day long The voice inside the phone is very positive.

Brother Zhang took a deep breath, his nose muscles were shaking up and down, and his whole body was shaking. He reached out and dropped the phone on the ground, and stubbed out the cigarette end fiercely: "damn you, Li Dong, you dare to play with me like this. If I don't get back this field, I'll be beaten by you!"

With that, brother Zhang stood up, swayed his fat body, walked out of the rest hall, and grabbed the public phone beside him: "Hello, village head Wu, right? I have something to tell you