Super Military Scientist

This guy has always spoken very quickly, he didn't wait for the beard to ask questions, he started to analyze the case first.

"Yo! You know! Okay, quickly tell me what happened to the plane with the big ass." The beard looked at the cross-eyed smile happily.

"Yes, I think Big Butt must have seen a beautiful woman on the street while shooting ground buildings in the cockpit of an airplane. Then he wanted to see more clearly, so he unconsciously lowered the altitude of the airplane. As a result When it reached the height that the anti-aircraft guns could hit, the troops found it and knocked down the big **** plane with the anti-aircraft guns."

Cockfighting looked at the bearded teacher and explained his own analysis.

What he said was serious, but as soon as he finished speaking, the beard, the telephone pole and the big fat pig laughed together.

"Haha! Haha! Haha!------"

"Damn, what are you laughing at! Isn't my analysis unreasonable! Don't you still understand big ass, he is a **** man! With such a chance, it is strange that he does not see beautiful women in the cockpit!"

Cockfighting saw everyone laughing at him, and he even said something upset.

"Haha, okay, cross-eyed, your analysis is very reasonable! This big **** is really likely to be shot down by people's anti-aircraft guns when looking at beautiful women!" After the beard laughed, he did not accuse the cross-eyed. Instead, he said that his analysis was reasonable!

"Master, it's impossible! Although the big **** is a bit lustful, he can't look at the beauties while performing tasks! Besides, the camera in the plane can see objects on the ground clearly, but it can Seeing some people on the street, but it’s hard to see a person! Crossing eyes is humiliating the personality of the big fat pig! It is impossible for people to let the anti-aircraft guns shoot down because of the beauty. Yeah!"

The telephone pole first disagreed with the cross-eyed viewpoint, thinking that he was insulting the personality of other people's big ass!

"Yeah! I---I don't agree with the point of view of fighting---cross-eyed. Although people's big **** are a bit lustful, but---it's impossible to see the beauty while on duty! He has an accident this time , I must have encountered a situation I haven't encountered before!"

After listening to the telegraph pole, the big fat pig said something in agreement.

The reason why the two of them would speak for the big **** instead of for the cross-eyed is because the relationship between the two of them and the cross-eyed has been a bit nervous these past two days! They had a fight just now because of a trivial matter!

"You don't agree with my point of view, then what is the matter with you! The teacher has already said that people don't have a drunk driving with a big butt!" Cockfighting to see that the big fat pig and the telephone pole disagree with their point of view, then again Questioned them.

"We don't know! But we won't insult the personality of people's big **** like this!" The telephone pole looked at the cross-eyed and accused him loudly!

"Yes! It's because you have a bad relationship with other people's big butts, so you deliberately slander them!" Big Fat Pig also echoed.

"Okay, don't make a **** arguing. In this way, since cross-eyed, you said that you are looking at beautiful women with big butts, and you have encountered an accident, then I will send you to drive a high-altitude reconnaissance plane to conduct reconnaissance and see if it is correct. This situation!

When the time comes, you just need to be more careful. Don't look at the beauty and lower the flying height unconsciously, as long as it is above the height that the anti-aircraft gun can't hit! "

After hearing the point of view of the cross-eyed, the beard said that he would send another cross-eyed out to detect the situation!

Hearing what the teacher said, he was dumbfounded immediately.

Originally, he just wanted to slander the big ass, because the relationship between the two of them was not very good!

In fact, this is not another problem at all. It is a cross-eyed problem. He is a stranger who can't get along with anyone. No matter who he gets along with, he has to fight with others!

Of course, he is not just talking nonsense! Because that big **** was originally a bit lustful, this is also a well-known thing! Not only is he lustful, but he also loves to drink very much. It can be said that he is an authentic ‘drinker’!

However, he did not expect that he would let the division commander send out another mission by saying this!

At this moment, he was a little panicked, regretting that he shouldn't say these things, and shouldn't slander other people's big ass.

Because since the accident with Big Butt, Beard has not sent reconnaissance planes out to perform missions. Therefore, Cockeyes and the others still think that Beard will no longer send reconnaissance planes out to perform missions.

But what made Cock Eyes didn't expect was that when he said that someone had a big ass, Big Beard would send him to investigate the situation!

"Master, I---I'm talking nonsense! Don't believe me. I'm joking! I just want to make everyone happy!" Cross-eyed immediately began to change his words, saying that I was joking!

"You're joking, but I'm not joking. This time there was an accident with the big butt, but we haven't found the cause yet! Did he kill someone's troops, or did he encounter some flight failure? This problem is not solved. , The superior leaders will not let me go!

So, this time, you guys have to go to reconnaissance the situation. This time, not to take pictures of other military installations, but to find out where the big-butt plane went wrong. It crashed by yourself, the wreckage of the plane. Where is it? "

The bearded man looked at the cross-eyed and said his thoughts.

"Master, it's unfair! Everyone knows that this flight is very dangerous! You can't let me take the lead! You know, my'driving experience' is the shortest! I'm still an apprentice! How can you let it I am carrying out this important task!"

Cross-eyed is a strange and selfish person. He was also a guy who was greedy for life and afraid of death. He started to complain immediately when he heard the command of the teacher.

"You don't want to lead the battle, then who do you want to go! Who do you think is suitable!" The beard also knows that his driving skills with cross-eyed eyes are not good, but he was really angry just now when he heard his slander of other people's big ass. Too! So I deliberately wanted him to lead the battle!

"Let the telephone pole take the lead! His driving skills are the best among us!" Cross-eyed started to play with the teacher, and sent the telephone pole to take the lead.

Bearded hasn't said whether he agrees or disagrees. When the telephone pole heard it, he immediately objected.

"Master, although I have better driving skills than cross-eyed eyes, I have been catching a cold these past two days! My health is not very good! At this time, how can I be able to take the lead!" When the telephone pole heard the words of cross-eyed eyes, immediately Just found a reason.

"Then let the big fat pig go! His driving skills are much better than mine!" Crossing his eyes to find a reason for himself when he looked at the telephone pole, he pointed the finger at the big fat pig again.

As soon as the big fat pig heard it, he scolded the cross-eyed in his heart: "You **** cross-eyed, you don't give up until you reach your goal!"

"Master, I---I am not feeling well in the past few days! I ate too much last night, it seems that I can’t digest it---bad! Today I’ve gotten good--- There have been several toilet trips! I'm having diarrhea! How can I take on this important task!" When Big Fat Pig heard the cross-eyed words, he immediately began to make excuses for himself.

"Enough, you **** fucking, once you let you perform the task, you give me reasons, this cold, that diarrhea, and some say that your driving skills are not good. Okay, you all have reasons, then Let God decide!"

The beard looked at the three pilots under him and cursed angrily, and then said such an inexplicable sentence.

The three pilots listened, look at me, and I look at you. I still don’t understand what the commander said!

"Well, you can use stones, scissors, and cloth to determine your destiny! Whoever loses in the end will perform this mission. What do you think! Anyway, you all have reasons, and this mission is again I have to do it, you say, what can I do! I can only make the best of this!"

The beard pretended to look helpless and looked at the cross-eyed telegraph poles and the pilots of the big fat pig.

"This---this---master, we are all pilots! How can we rock paper scissors!" Cross-eyed is still a little unwilling!

"Okay, don't give me so much **** nonsense. From now on, whoever complains again, I will let whoever complain."

The beard was already a little impatient, and immediately ordered the three of them to start the final battle of rock-paper-scissors.

As soon as the three guys saw that the beard was angry, they didn't say anything anymore, so they started the final battle of rock, paper, scissors!

First, the telephone poles and the big fat pig competed in stone, scissors, cloth.

If one of the two of them loses, they will compete with Cross-Eye again! If anyone loses in the end, who should be sent to lead the battle!

Although the telegraph pole has a better relationship with the big fat pig, it won't let the other party anymore when it comes to life and death. They tried their best to win the opponent!

"Rock scissors-cloth! Rock scissors-cloth! ------"

The telegraph poles began to compete with the big fat pig.

The result of the final contest between the two was that the telegraph pole won and the big fat pig lost.

"Rock scissors-cloth! Rock scissors-cloth! ------"

After the big fat pig lost, he fought the cross eye again.

The person who lost in the end turned out to be cross-eyed. It seems that he should be the first to lose. No matter what, he still lost to the end.

"Cockeye, what else do you have to say! Tomorrow, you will perform the task for me, and you must find out the missing of the big ass." The bearded man saw that the crosseye finally lost, so he shouted at him. Ordered.

Cockeye now reluctantly accepted the commander's order.

On the second day, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and sit in the cockpit, and drove the plane into the high altitude.

Soon, he flew the plane over the northern border.

In order not to let people's anti-aircraft guns shoot him down, he tried to fly as high as possible. I feel that this is the safest.

Cross-eyed felt that it was impossible for China's military strength to knock down their high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft. Big **** this time, he must have had a flight failure, which has nothing to do with the self-defense attack of China.

So Cockeye drove the plane swaggeringly and came to the sky above Jianghai City. He looked at the buildings on the ground with a monitor in the cockpit, wanting to see if there were any signs of a crash!

But when he was looking at the monitor, he saw a "fire dragon" suddenly flying out of the ground, flying directly towards his high-altitude reconnaissance plane.

"Ah, what is this? Is it the shell of the anti-aircraft gun! Impossible! After the shell of the anti-aircraft gun is shot, you can't see it! How can you see this stuff! What the **** is it!"

Cockfighting watched the fire dragon fly towards him, he was still thinking what it would be!

Suddenly, he thought of the disappearance of the big **** plane, and immediately connected the fire dragon in front of him with the disappearance of the previous high-altitude reconnaissance plane.

"Damn, it's this thing that didn't know the big butt! Isn't this a new weapon recently developed by China? Is it specially designed to deal with high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft? No, I'm going to run. It's amazing!"

Cockfight saw that the momentum was not good, and immediately began to run away.

And fly at full speed, try to make the plane fly as fast as possible.

But his driving skills are really not very good. In the case of excessive fright, he drove the high-altitude reconnaissance plane swaying left and right!

But it was his stinky driving skills that saved his life!

Because of his poor driving skills, the plane flies unevenly. When the fire dragon approached his plane, it couldn't lock the target well, so it slowed down and kept scanning and positioning!

In this way, this fire dragon followed this high-altitude reconnaissance plane to swing from side to side and bump up and down! From a distance, it looks like this high-altitude reconnaissance plane has become a jet fighter! It's really pretty!

"Ah, fucking, what's going on with this thing! It can turn around and swing side by side with my plane! What kind of high-tech weapon is this! It's amazing too!" The cross-eyed eyes swayed and opened. The plane, like a drunkard. While looking at the fire dragon behind the plane's **** from the monitor!

But the more he watched, the more nervous he became, because the fire dragon was getting faster and faster, and he was about to catch up with his high-altitude reconnaissance plane.

At this time, he was about to fly to the border.

"It's over, this thing is going to destroy my reconnaissance plane, I'm going to parachute. Otherwise, I'm afraid I will follow in the footsteps of a big butt!"

Cockeye made a major decision at the last moment, he was about to abandon the plane to escape.