Super Sneering System

If Diao Chan cry is sad, he quickly get up, toward Diao Chan, hey, a smile said, "Diao Chan wife, I tease you, you cry what ah!"

He must have been beaten to death by Diao Chan.

It's in the mud. It won't come out.

Then Diao Chan no longer paid attention to him.

Wang Xiaojian is very distressed. Obviously, he is an old driver who has experienced a lot of battles, but he actually overturned his car.

Now he's playing dead.

But how can we live naturally.

The best way to live is to be quiet and not to leave traces.

Only in this way can we have a perfect ending.

Wang Xiaojian thought for a moment, his heart moved, and he said to the system, "system, is there any way to let me live naturally?"

"Ding! No! "

The system answers very simply, which makes Wang Xiaojian very depressed.

This guy also said that there was no way to train him to be the strongest king at the critical moment.

Wang Xiaojian is very angry. This is not the time to be angry.

Because Diao Chan cry more and more sad.

Although Wang Xiaojian is an unruly bitch, he really likes Diao Chan.

Otherwise, he would not use bitter meat.

He pretended to be dead, in order to win Diao Chan's sympathy, so that she could forgive himself, but unexpectedly, he made a fool of himself.

At the moment, listening to Diao Chan's heartrending cry, Wang Xiaojian's heart was aching to death.

He resisted the impulse to jump up and tell Diao Chan that he was not dead.

Then he asked the system, "system, do you have any punishment to offset the securities?"

When Wang Xiaojian got the title of nobility, he got it.

It can help Wang Xiaojian offset a punishment from the system.

Last time, Wang Xiaojian established the relationship between Diao Chan and Wang Xiaojian by virtue of punishment to offset the coupons.

This time, Wang Xiaojian plans to use his old skills again to resolve the crisis.

But the premise is that there is a penalty offset coupon.

Otherwise, his result is very likely, after pretending to be dead, he was actually killed by Diao Chan.

The second possibility is that he forced her to kiss Diao Chan and shut her down.

Then, when Diao Chan comes out again, she must be heartbroken and ignore him completely.

"Ding! This system has punishment offset voucher. Each penalty set off coupon is worth 1000 points. Does the host buy it? "

A clear voice rings in his mind, and Wang Xiaojian is happy at first because the system has punishment to offset the securities. In this way, there is still room for maneuver.

But then, in his heart, flashed a big "me".

Because the system says 1000 points!

1000 points, a penalty offset coupon!

It's too expensive.

Why don't you grab it!

Wang Xiaojian felt that the system had fallen into trouble and intended to pit his points.

A thousand points can buy the treasure of the ninth grade of the metaphysics.

However, after cursing the system, Wang Xiaojian decided to change it.

This time, in pursuit of Shang cavalry, he killed hundreds of strong generals and made nearly 5000 points.

Not only did he earn back the points consumed by Huang Zhong at the beginning, but also made his points close to the highest point in history.

A thousand points is very expensive, but if you can coax Diao Chan well, it's worth it.

"Treacherous businessman, I remember you."

"Come back and criticize you severely."

Wang Xiaojian make complaints about it, then he said, "system, please change it for me."

"Ding! Consume the king's points by 1000! "

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the penalty offset coupon! "

The clear voice falls, Wang Xiaojian sees a system package, a punishment offset ticket, slowly illusory come out.

Wang Xiaojian breathed a sigh of relief, and his handsome face couldn't help laughing.

At this moment, the clear sound of the system rings again.

"Ding! It is detected that the host is in a serious crisis. The system suggests the host to exchange more penalty offset vouchers. The host will enjoy a 10% discount if you exchange ten penalty offset vouchers at one time. "

Wang Xiaojian is stunned. The system actually suggests that he exchange several more.

Exchange 10 pieces together and enjoy 10% discount.

A penalty offset coupon costs 1000 points, and a 10% discount discount also costs 900 points. Then ten is nine thousand!

This is stealing money!

"Exchange for your sister. You profiteer. This king is so miserable, I still want to pit my king's points and play with my eggs

Wang Xiaojian scolded the system for a meal, and then the divine consciousness withdrew from the mental space.

He didn't open his eyes, but his consciousness swept away the Diao Chan.

In the dark, Diao cicada's hair was dishevelled, her eyes were red, and she was crying into tears.

Her small face tears can not stop flowing, drop by drop on the ground.She was still crying, but her voice was getting hoarse.

The beautiful little face, gradually despair, a sad sense of death, from her body diffuse.

"Xiao Bu, my concubine killed you."

"If you die, I will not live alone."

"I will accompany you."

Diao Chan closed her eyes, leaned down gently and gave Wang Xiaojian a kiss on his lips.

She wanted to commit suicide after the kiss.

But the moment she fell on Wang Xiaojian's lips, she was shocked.

Because her red lips were suddenly bitten.

"Xiaobu..."

Diao Chan's delicate body was shocked and could not help opening her eyes.

Seeing Wang Xiaojian kissing her lips warmly, Diao Chan is confused.

She thought she was dreaming, but the feeling of crispness and numbness showed that it was all true.

"Sorry, Diao Chan. It makes you sad. "

Wang Xiaojian speaks to Diao Chan, and then kisses Diao Chan's lips more affectionately.

Diao Chan didn't know that Wang Xiaojian pretended to be dead, and did not know why Wang Xiaojian suddenly came to life.

At the moment, hearing the voice of Wang Xiaojian, a feeling of lost and recovered filled her mind and made her tears.

"Brat, that's great. You're alive at last."

"I almost thought you were dead."

"Woo..."

"Don't lose you, concubine."

Diao Chan cried, let Wang Xiaojian kiss, tears dripping on his face.

Wang Xiaojian was shocked.

His lips left the red lips of Diao Chan, turned over and let her lie on the grass. Then he lowered his head and kissed her tearful cheek.

Wang Xiaojian bit by bit of Diao Chan's tears, kiss from the cheek.

Although kiss Diao cicada beautiful face.

But at the moment, he has no desire, no evil thoughts, and his heart is full of pity.

Ten minutes later, Diao Chan stopped crying.

Wang Xiaojian got up from Diao Chan's body and held her in his arms.

They hugged each other.

Diao Chan's mood gradually returned to calm.

I don't know how long, Diao Chan gently raised his head, looked at Wang Xiaojian and said, "Xiaobu, you deliberately pretended to be dead, right?"

Wang Xiaojian's handsome face showed a smile and said, "no, Diao Chan's wife, you wake me up personally."

"Is it?"

Diao Chan didn't believe it.

How could her kiss, without rebirth, wake up a dead person.

Looking at Diao Chan's suspicious eyes, Wang Xiaojian knows that if he doesn't explain well, the consequences will be very serious.

He laughed and hugged Diao Chan and said, "Diao Chan wife, I'll tell you a story."