Super Sneering System

When the commander, Fan Jian, lost his mind and rushed to the back palace crazily, there was still a sleeping Imperial Army in the imperial forest garden.

They fell asleep, but their brows were frowning, and they seemed to be having a bad dream.

All of a sudden, the body shook.

They woke up at the same time.

He was not awakened by Fan Jian's voice, but by the pictures in his dream.

Just now, they have the same dream, fragrant and humiliating picture.

Some dream that their concubine was slapped by the old Wang next door.

Some dream that their big room, second room and third room wife are slapped by old Wang next door.

Others dream that the palace maids who often meet with them secretly kneel down in front of Lao Wang next door in front of them

It was beautiful and lifelike, as if it had happened.

Their bodies were shaking and angry, and at the moment of sitting up, they made a roar like thunder.

"Lao Wang next door, you dare to play with Laozi's woman. I will fight with you."

"Lao Wang next door, you dare to put a green cap on me. I will kill you. Roar

"Mammy Rong is mine. Lao Wang next door, you die for me!"

“……”

In the imperial forest garden, thousands of sleeping Imperial troops wake up with a start.

They roared in unison and almost collapsed the imperial forest garden.

"Lao Wang next door, I want you to die. Roar

In the dark night, a royal forest army, carrying up his sword, rushed out of the royal forest garden.

Because they want to kill too much, give them green hat people.

They didn't even put on their "official clothes" and hung up a pair of big underpants. They rushed out of the royal forest garden and ran half naked on the Palace Square.

Some of them rushed to the outside of the palace and yelled, saying that the old king had fucked their women, which made the guards in charge of the palace dumbfounded.

They, some of them, rushed in the direction of the palace.

At the same time, they roared, saying that they were wearing green hats by the old Wang next door.

Others roared that their beloved mother Rong and mother GUI were also defiled.

A eunuch and a maid in law were forced to breathe in the air.

The voices of surprise, the sounds of shouting, came together.

The whole imperial city was noisy and chaotic.

"Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host mockery. Wang points + 8. "

"Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host mockery. Wang points + 8. "

"Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host mockery. Wang points + 8. "

"Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host mockery. Wang points + 8. "

“……”

In Wang Xiaojian's mind, there was a clear sound of the system.

The voice is clear and crisp, wave after wave, just like doing radio gymnastics.

Wang Xiaojian is in full bloom.

At this moment, his mind again sounded a long lost voice -

"the second set of national primary and secondary school students broadcast gymnastics, the era is calling!"

"Get ready ~"

"123445678..."

"Two two three four five six seven eight..."

"Three two three four five six seven eight..."

"Four two three four five six seven eight..."

"Stretching..."

Fast paced radio gymnastics, over and over.

I don't know how many.

Wang Xiaojian's wangzhe points are soaring.

One seven gets seven, two seven fourteen, three seven

Wang Xiaojian's divine sense swept into the system, and he saw his king's points soaring.

Fourteen thousand.

Fifteen thousand.

Sixteen thousand.

Seventeen.

Eighteen thousand.

Ten thousand nine!

20000!!!

The king's points are still increasing after more than 20000.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for a beautiful taunt. Wang points + 18 "

" Ding! Congratulations on the completion of the taunt. Wang points + 18. "

"Ding! Congratulations on the host's completion of the herd taunt, King points + 168. "

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for sending out the super invincible big green hat, the king's points + 888. "

"Ding! I will carry the black pot and you will deliver the green hat. Congratulations on the title of "professional green hat" of the host and its level promotion. The current level is professional green hat (intermediate)! "

" professional green hat (intermediate): the host will receive an additional 100% King's points reward after each green hat taunt is completed. "

"Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host mockery. King points + 12! "

"Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host mockery. King points + 12! "

"Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host mockery. King points + 12! "

“……”Clear sound, again ring.

Wang Xiaojian was stunned, and then he was happy to bloom.

He remembers that the former title was a professional green hat (Junior), and the blessing of the title made him get an additional 30% points after giving out the green hat each time.

Yes, I got to the intermediate level and got a 100% bonus.

It's amazing.

Wang Xiaojian was so happy that he burst into laughter.

He thought that he would earn a point tonight, but he didn't expect to have such a big harvest!

It's amazing.

When Wang Xiaojian is happy to earn a lot of points.

Shenzhi scanned all these Diao cicadas, holding their stomachs and giggling.

"Cluck Xiao Bu, I'm so happy. "

"These people are so interesting."

"Little cloth, you are so good."

"No, I'm going to die of laughter, cluck..."

“……”

Diao Chan held her stomach and laughed.

She was out of breath with laughter, her stomach hurt, and her tears came down.

She didn't see the images in the dream of the Rangers.

However, they wake up in confusion, and want to kill the old Wang next door appearance, by her divine sense.

She was so convinced.

To Wang Xiaojian.

This guy, how can you make fun of people.

"Ha ~"

the Diao Chan was out of breath with a smile and almost broke off.

She held Wang Xiaojian in her arms, and her tears came down.

Mengqi "ha" a, jumped to Wang Xiaojian.

Simple Mengqi has no concept of wearing a green hat.

However, it also felt that these embattled royal guards of the Shang state were extremely funny.

Mengqi, also toward Wang Xiaojian stretched out a small short claw, toward Wang Xiaojian for lollipop.

Wang Xiaojian was in a very good mood. Looking at Mengqi's appearance, he laughed and said generously, "Mengqi, you're doing great today. The king decided to treat you well and give you ten lollipops as a reward. However, there is a man who has not yet put on his green hat. Put him in a green hat for me

"Ha ~"

the dream is full of water, and it is Wang Xiaojian's ten lollipops. He is so happy that he almost faints.

Its eyes twinkled, "ha", and urged Wang Xiaojian to tell him quickly who the last one was and where he was?

……

Imperial City, imperial study.

Hu Jianlong, the emperor after a hard day's hard work, is lying on his chair, enjoying eight graceful women dancing.

The eight women were in excellent shape and each of them was outstanding.

If it's Yunkun City, senior clients of whoring must recognize that these eight women are all famous women of the world in Yunkun city.

They are all the top names in the brothels ordered by Hu Jianlong to be banned.

The emperor Hu Jianlong gave an order to seal the brothels in Yunkun city.

But in the end, the top names of these brothels gathered in the imperial study, and danced for him.

It has to be said that the emperor of the Shang state was very good at playing.