Super Useless System

Peng Xiaoshuai pushed the door open with all his might and found himself inside a big house.

He was both excited and frightened. This should be the System Dimension mentioned in the novel. However, how could it be like this? Could it be that he was a demon?

Although killing was a good thing, he wasn't that good. He had never killed a single chicken in his two lifetimes, much less a human.

He swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty and saw that a stone tablet had suddenly appeared in the middle of the room. On the stone tablet, there were seven gigantic 'kill' characters.

He felt his throat go dry, swallowed another mouthful of saliva, and said to himself, "Could it be that this is the Seven Slaughter Monument from the legends? I'm really going to kill people and have to go out to train. Why don't I use a chicken to practice first?"

Just as he was thinking about the stone monument disappearing, an aged voice suddenly sounded out, "I'm really sorry, I took the wrong stone monument just now. The Seven Deadly Slaughter System is not for you."

Peng Xiaoshuai immediately looked in the direction of the voice, only to see a white bearded old man. No matter how he looked at it, this old man had a wretched smile on his face as he squatted by the side.

He hesitated for a moment and said, "Could it be that you are the legendary old grandpa? However, all of them have the demeanor of an immortal and the aura of a superior being."

Could it be that you are from the Beggar's Gang back then? I am not too flattering to your looks, but it is better than nothing. What is your plan to teach me first?

Should we absorb the Heavenly Flames first, or should we cultivate the supreme divine arts first? If it really comes down to it, we can study the talismans and take ten thousand steps back.

The old man's face was flushed red. He smiled awkwardly and said, "I am not your spirit guide. In fact, I am the number one development company for the Traveller's Welfare. I am just a gatekeeper.

"This time, it's our manager. He asked me to come over and tell you that I have to sincerely apologize to you first, because our department has made a major mistake in its work, which has brought you a huge inconvenience …"

Peng Xiaoshuai interrupted the other party in a depressed manner: "You old fellow, don't talk rubbish with me. I've suffered enough blows these few years, just tell me what happened right away."

The old man stomped his foot and gritted his teeth as he said, "I'll tell you then. It just so happens to be the annual meeting of our company two days ago. Everyone's already drunk.

He decided to find a diaosi and give it a system to allow it to transcend this world. In the end, this slot ended up in your hands and was originally a good thing.

However, an error occurred during the operation because the control staff were too drunk, causing the system's source code to be damaged. As a result, an unforeseeable amount of damage was caused … "

Peng Xiaoshuai heard the string of nouns that the other party opened his mouth to say, and couldn't help but kick him. At the same time, Peng Xiaoshuai scolded him, "You old thing, shut up and bully the books that I read.

The old man didn't seem to care at all about the kick. With a shoe print on his face, he said, "According to your understanding, this system is defective."

Peng Xiaoshuai stared at the old fellow in a daze. It should be said that a lot of attacks would benefit him, at least his heart was much bigger than normal.

The old man carefully looked at him and once again swallowed his saliva, saying, "Originally, this is nothing, at most, I'll just give you another system.

However, that bastard who was holding the time had to pee after drinking too much, so the fat cat he raised at home pressed a few buttons on the apparatus.

"In the end, you were cast into this period when that Magus was casting spells. As this is the starting point of the entire world, it is irreversible. So, it ended up with you, and after that, there was another unfathomable change …"

Peng Xiaoshuai gave him another kick, and said with a face full of anger: "I've already told you a few times, this old man has only read a few, so why don't you teach me a little?"

The old man's left cheek was imprinted with a shoe print. This time, it was truly symmetrical. He hurriedly nodded and said, "It means that the system is bound to you, even if you want to change it, you won't be able to."

Peng Xiaoshuai calmly squatted on the ground, using his hand to support his chin, as though he was a thinker.

He seemed to have thought of something and said, "In other words, I do have a system on me, and this is the Goldfinger that everyone has. But his perfection, mine is a defective one."

The old man quickly nodded and said, "Understanding is not a problem. We deeply regret it. We hope that we can compensate you to the extent that your ability is feasible!"

Peng Xiaoshuai glared at him and said, "You bastard, shut up. Don't interrupt this young master's train of thoughts, you mean to say that after I transmigrated here, not only am I a piece of trash, the System is also a piece of trash."

The old man nodded his head seriously, but he didn't say anything this time.

Peng Xiaoshuai hesitated for a while and said, "But that shouldn't be the case. Even if it's an incomplete system, at least it should have some effect! "Why didn't I notice anything?"

The old man carefully looked at him and said, "Don't tell me that you don't feel angry now and don't want us to give an explanation."

Peng Xiaoshuai stood up, and helplessly raised his head: "What's the use of getting angry, it can't be solved anyway, the thing I hate to hear the most is to explain myself.

Back then, my father and mother were out everyday and no one cared about me. Every time I cried, they would give me a bunch of explanations, but I didn't want to listen to them at all.

Speaking of which, there was nothing bad about this world. Even if he was a waste, he would just be a waste! Anyway, I've gotten used to being trash. At least I still have my loving parents here.

There is also a big brother who is always protecting me. Now that I have a beautiful wife, isn't it good to go out and find two more beauties if I have nothing better to do?

It's not easy for you all to talk about it. You clearly wanted to do something good, but you ended up losing your skin. Just pay attention next time. Go back when there's nothing else to do! "

The old man looked at Ye Zichen's lonely look and shook his head, "Although this system of yours is a defective one, it's actually not useless at all."

Peng Xiaoshuai, who had a lonely look on his face just a moment ago, immediately felt refreshed at this moment. Like a little dog, he squatted in front of the old man and looked at him with a face full of desire.

The old man stood up and said in a glowing voice, "Although I'm just a gatekeeper, I'm still a gatekeeper. I've taken pictures with many big shots before …"

The corners of Peng Xiaoshuai's eyes twitched as he looked at the old fellow who was blabbering on and on. Finally, he let out a furious roar as a beer bottle appeared in his hands.

He didn't have time to think too much into it. He waved the bottle and smashed his opponent's face and head. However, this bottle was really strong and didn't break even though he had hit it.