Super Useless System

Peng Xiaoshuai felt like he was riding on a cloud, it was much more exciting than a roller coaster, but he felt a little nauseous, the girl beside him was already vomiting.

After an unknown period of time, he finally felt like he was standing on solid ground. He felt his legs go soft and his stomach churn non-stop.

The black clothed man looked coldly at the two of them, his eyes filled with disdain. If it wasn't for the orders from his superior, he wouldn't even bother to capture these two pieces of trash.

Peng Xiaoshuai said while beaming: "This big brother here is full of talent, with a circumference of the Earth Pavilion, I can tell with a glance that you are a fortunate person, otherwise how would you be able to catch me while my mother is in closed door cultivation?"

The black clothed man coldly said, "Could it be that you can clearly see my face and know too much. I should trample you to death, am I trampling you to death?"

Peng Xiaoshuai spread out his hands, and said with a helpless expression: "Big Brother doesn't need to repeat such an important matter three times, right? I am extremely nearsighted, and simply cannot see Big Brother's face.

Usually, when you recognize someone, you rely on listening, so you don't know anything. It's better for Big Bro to treat me like a fart and let them go just like that. This way, you'll feel comfortable and we won't pollute the environment. "

Only then did Long Shanshan straighten her back, placed her slender jade hand on his shoulder, and said with an ashen face: "You're going to puke me to death, you damned bastard!

"You're the same as a coward. What nonsense are you spouting with him for? Are you a man or not? Go and directly cut him up for me. You have to beat him up no matter what, even your mother doesn't recognize him."

Peng Xiaoshuai looked at the little girl with a depressed face, and helplessly said: "You let the door squeeze open last night, right?!"

The little girl said with a face full of shock, "You bastard, how did you know that? Could it be that she was peeping at me? This princess is as beautiful as a flower, like a fish falling to the ground.

"That's not the reason for a lecher like you peeping at me. If you really want to see me, you have to ask my father for a marriage. I don't believe that my father will agree to it because he is his big brother."

Peng Xiaoshuai immediately jumped up and shouted: "You damned girl, what nonsense are you spouting? Big bro has a wife alright, and my wife has just joined the Mysterious Pavilion, so do you believe that she would come and beat you to death?"

The two fellows got more and more out of place. As they talked, they started to fight, moving out as they fought. Gradually, they arrived near the hillside with smiles on their faces.

The two fellows suddenly hugged each other and rolled down the hill. They didn't care about the stones on the ground and intended to escape.

However, after he rolled on the ground, he realized that something was wrong. Why did he have to roll on the ground? Then, he flew up into the air as if he was riding on a cloud.

Peng Xiaoshuai took a glance at them from the air and used all his strength to twist his body. Originally, he wanted to use them as a cushion, but he did not expect a gust of wind to blow past him, causing him to immediately veer away.

He fell onto the ground heavily, feeling like he was going to puke out his gallbladder. Long Shanshan laid on his chest like a Persian cat.

Long Shanshan said with a completely flushed face: "I never expected a man like you to use yourself as a cushion at a time like this, for fear of hurting a single strand of my hair, I really love you to death."

Peng Xiaoshuai coughed continuously, he wanted to say a few words, but this girl was too heavy, she forced him to not be able to say anything.

However, when he felt the softness on her chest, he couldn't help but feel a sense of uneasiness. He looked at her rosy face, which was like a bright red apple. He really wanted to take a bite.

However, this ambiguous atmosphere did not last for long. The black clothed man angrily coughed, resulting in the destruction of the entire environment.

The two of them climbed up angrily. Long Shanshan placed her hands on her waist and looked as if she was about to spew fire from her eyes as she glared at the other party.

After all, she was from the royal family. When she really became angry, she also had the aura of someone with power. The black-clothed person unconsciously took a step back.

This guy then felt his entire face turn red. He never thought that he, who had such a grand cultivation base, would actually be scared off by a little girl who was only at the first level of fighting disciple. It was truly shameful and humiliating.

He said angrily, "You two don't know what's good for you. You don't even know your place. I'm Yan Bin, one of the ten great marshals of Demonic Door."

Peng Xiaoshuai scratched his ears, twitched his mouth and said: "Why are you shouting so loudly, I actually have heard Demonic Door before, it is known as the largest Demonic Society sect in the entire Black Tortoise Continent.

He had to fight against the two evil and good sects all by himself, and the only one who was attacked by the two evil and good sects, if it wasn't for the fact that he was an expert in internal conflict, the two would be fine.

This thing has already been written into the textbook, so there's no need to use it to scare this young master. Furthermore, this young master has heard of the Four Saint Emperors, the Eight Heavenly Kings and Young Masters, what are the Ten Generals? "

This was the first time Yan Bin felt deeply humiliated. He was actually looked down upon by such a famous trash. He really wanted to slap him to death. However, when he thought of that crazy old lady, he immediately gave up on this idea.

Peng Xiaoshuai said with disdain, "Do you really want to hit me right now? Let me tell you, there are too many people who want to hit me, who do you think you are?"

Yan Bin was already completely infuriated. He pointed at him and shouted, "You bastard, shut up. If you say another word, I'll smack you to death!"

Long Shanshan smiled and said from the side: "I really don't believe you. If you have the ability, go ahead and smack him to death one by one, let me see.

Back then when Bodhi Academy and those bald donkeys wanted to kidnap him and make him a monk, in the end, their mother forced her way up the mountain, beating him to the point where he did not dare to come out for half a year.

Yan Bin angrily threw the black cloak on his body onto the ground. He grabbed his hair with both hands and said while tearing it up, "You two damn bastards, can you have some awareness of being a prisoner?!"

At this time, Long Shanshan's eyes lit up, and with a flash of her body, she pounced forward.

Peng Xiaoshuai's face was filled with excitement. Right after he shouted, he saw the girl hugging his fists, crying as she said, "You bastard, your brain is made of iron, why are you so hard?

Yan Bin said proudly, "You are just a mere Dou Zhe, and this is the lowest level. I am a dignified Fighting Marchal, and even if I were to stand here for you to hit, I wouldn't be harmed in the slightest."

Peng Xiaoshuai casually walked in front of him, looked at him with disdain, and said: "Then it depends on who beat him."

Yan Bin snorted from the corner of his nose. "If you have the ability, come..."

Before he could finish his words, he felt the world spinning around him and fell face first onto the ground. Before he fell to the ground, he saw a cylindrical object in the other party's hand.