Superman Attack

Today is the birthday of the book friend, the decadent Peanut. My father-in-law decided to add one more update to celebrate his birthday! Thank you for your continued support! This is also the fifth update today. There will be a regular update at 8 pm. Don't forget it.

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It was only then that Lin Bai remembered that Andy Lau, a big star, had a fan suicide incident, and some people specifically listed horror news such as the "Top Ten Fan Suicide Incidents". The masked hero is now a household name. If it is exposed He has a girlfriend, maybe some fans will commit suicide, and Wenwen is very likely.

He suddenly understood why Zhang Zhizhi and Chen Xi concealed their relationship.

The reporters showed their gossip nature: "It turned out to be ordinary friends, which means that the last confession was unsuccessful, and you didn't decide to continue?"

The flat-chested policewoman nodded and said, "Yes! We decided to fight crime and maintain peace as friends."

One of the reporters also added: "Masked hero, I heard that you have been fired by the Huaxia Dragon Group in the name of a temporary worker. Now you have no salary, right? Is it because the man does not have a regular job and cannot support his girlfriend? , so Captain Huaxia retracted his confession?"

The flat-chested policewoman smiled and said, "There is no comment on this."

A reporter asked: "Masked hero, I heard that you can only make money by making movies recently. Are you so embarrassed that you have to come out and show your face?"

Lin Bai thought to himself: My life has always been embarrassing, do I need to hide this kind of thing? It doesn't seem necessary!

So he coughed lightly: "To be honest, I have always been poor and have no money to spend. I didn't get paid a penny for the film "Decadent Peanuts", only a box of lunch, thirteen Yuan kind."

"Wow!" The reporters shouted. Although this incident has always been rumored, it is still very shocking to hear the masked hero admit it himself. Omg! The national idol, the masked hero who has been protecting everyone is so poor. How empathetic? A female reporter cried on the spot, reached out and took out her small embroidered purse: "Masked hero, I will donate all my money to you."

"I appreciate your kindness!" Of course, Lin Bai couldn't take the girl's purse, and smiled bitterly: "I can't accept everyone's alms, so let me use my own hands to work and get rich. After the Spring Festival, "" "Decadent Peanuts" will be released, everyone will come to the theater to support me. Although the film is not very good, I don't have many roles in it..."

"The masked hero is so humble, the film with you must be good!" The reporters quickly complimented.

"By the way! Masked Hero, a new hero has appeared recently. I wonder what you think of her?" a reporter asked.

"What hero? I don't know!" Lin Bai became interested.

The reporter said: "It's a heroine called Spider-Man. She is probably a fan of the movie "Spider-Man". She dresses exactly like Spider-Man. She has a slim figure and looks like a woman. This heroine and you Unlike Captain Hua Xia, she didn't go to defeat those big evil villains. She just did some small things, such as saving kittens, puppies, and children. On the New Year's Eve, she even ran out to help 119 save several fires …”

Halo, isn't this Qianqian?

Lin Bai had no choice but to smile bitterly: "She is really doing good deeds. I admire her very much. Well, I hope that no one will disturb us when we go shopping with our good friends next time, let us both enjoy it quietly. ordinary life."

The reporters "coaxed" and let out a laugh. This sentence is replaced by an ordinary star. The reporters will take care of him. They are sure to follow him to take pictures, but the masked hero is different from ordinary stars. He is for justice. A heroic warrior who fights for the people. Not the kind of idol star who sells his hue, the reporters want him to rest. It will be more powerful the next time you beat the bad guy.

Lin Bai and the flat-chested policewoman continued to wander around the streets, after a few laps in department stores such as New Century and Wangfujing. The two stopped in front of the jewelry counter on the first floor, and the flat-chested policewoman couldn't help but glanced at the ring in the window...

Lin Bai felt a lot of pressure. Is it too early to see the ring? We just dated for the first time, and suddenly thought of something: "By the way, I'll buy you a gift as a souvenir."

The flat-chested policewoman blushed slightly: "Don't be so polite, the reporters all say that you are living in a difficult situation... Don't buy it for me."

Lin Bai only had 203 yuan in his pocket. He also knew that he couldn't afford anything, but he always felt that he couldn't afford not to. He turned to look for something interesting, preferably only a few dozen yuan. small toy. Suddenly I saw a man in a suit rushing out from a jewelry store next to him. He looked like a manager. The man ran to Lin Bai and saluted respectfully: "Master Masked Hero, please forgive me for hiding and stealing. Listen, do you want to give Captain Huaxia a gift? Please choose our jewelry from Zou Dafu... You can choose any jewelry in the store, you can take whichever one you like, and you will not be charged a penny... I just ask you to let us advertise with your name, saying that it is the jewelry that both the masked hero and the Huaxia captain like, that's all."

As soon as he finished speaking, a flying kick suddenly flew out from the side, kicking the manager to the ground, and another manager appeared: "I am the manager of Cartier Jewelry Company, please ignore Zou Dafu's idiot, let's Cartier Jewelry The company is a world-renowned brand, if the two adults, Masked Hero and Captain Huaxia, don’t dislike it, just come to our store to choose jewelry, and take whatever you fancy, you’re welcome.”

"Cartier get away!" Another kick came out, and another manager said with a smile on his face: "I'm the manager of Tijue jewelry, don't look at the country brands like Cartier, let's come to Tijue... "

"No no, we Erlenster are the top jewelry company, those in front are all scum!"

"Fart, Zhai Geli is the best!"

"Masked hero, please choose Van Cleef & Arpels!"

Almost all the managers in the jewelry store on the first floor of the department store were dispatched, and they were happy to fight.

Lin Bai felt very terrified. They gave away jewelry for free without money, but they still had to fight for places? Is my name so valuable already? To be able to get stuff in the mall without paying, wow, if I move the whole department store back. Don't you need to pay?

"All shut up!" Lin Bai shouted, and the large group of managers froze.

Only then did Lin Bai snort, "I want to give gifts, not to do business. You actually asked me to send me a product I earned from an advertisement. Is this sincere? I have to pay for the gift myself. A real gift!"

The managers backed away in embarrassment, and the flat-chested policewoman was moved to tears.

Lin Bai took her up to the top floor of the department store and came to the toy counter. He saw a puppet toy hanging in the front of the counter. Lin Bai was overjoyed, and hurriedly bought it, and handed the puppet Winter Soldier to the flat-chested policewoman: "I know you hate this guy the most. Just buy one and go home if you don't mind."

Flat-chested policewoman: "..."

The next day, the headlines of major newspapers reported the incident: "The masked hero rejected the expensive jewelry presented by the jewelers, and chose a 49 yuan puppet Winter Soldier as a gift to Captain Huaxia, showing his Noble sentiments that are not moved by money. This ingenious gift made Captain Huaxia so moved that he couldn't speak for a long time!"

Within a few days, the Muppet Winter Soldier in major shopping malls was sold out. The children were proud to have a Muppet Winter Soldier. When the children played at home, they pressed the poor puppet to the ground and beat them violently. .

Later, the act of beating puppets became a fashion and even developed into a culture. Many people have a doll of their boss sewn in their homes. Just beat up. According to reports from reporters, there is a puppet in the house of the vice mayor of Shuangqing, which is imitated by the mayor. Whenever the deputy mayor was bullied by the mayor, he would go home and beat the puppet mayor...

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The fifteenth day of the first month, the Lantern Festival.

The Demon Queen got up in melancholy, walked to the door in melancholy, pushed open the door in melancholy and went out to see that there were still no running water seats on the empty old street. Sure enough, melancholy is right, and there should be no good mood when there is no running water table... She counted her fingers and screamed: "There are still 350 days until the next Spring Festival..."

"Okay. Stop screaming! Today is the Lantern Festival, there are good things!" Lin Bai walked out with a smile.

The Demon King was overjoyed: "What good thing? Is it delicious?"

"Just wait. Qianqian will be here soon!"

Lin Bai didn't use any superpowers, what kind of perspective. Clairvoyance is useless. He only knows from experience that Qianqian will definitely come when he wakes up early in the morning, and she will come every year for the Lantern Festival.

Sure enough, Qianqian appeared right away. She held a large porcelain bowl in each of her left and right hands. The bowl was steaming hot. She handed the two large bowls to Lin Bai and the Demon King, and said with a smile, "Have breakfast. La!"

The Demon King looked into the bowl impatiently, white, round, sticky, and filled the bowl with some weird food: "What the **** is this?"

"Dumplings!" Lin Bai laughed and threw a dumpling into his mouth with a spoon. The black sesame filling was so authentic! Lin Bai likes to eat glutinous rice **** with black sesame filling, but he is too lazy to make them himself every year, so every year Qianqian will pack the glutinous rice **** and send him a bowl. . Of course, there were also the black-haired female warrior and the blond gunner, so Qianqian went again and brought two more bowls.

After the Demon King ate a dumpling, her eyes were closed, and she felt the rich sesame fragrance in her mouth. There is no food in the devil world, it's great! She could hardly find words to describe the deliciousness of it.

"I'll wipe, is it too exaggerated to eat a glutinous rice ball? Eat it quickly." Lin Bai urged, "I have to go out in a while."

"It's gone after eating! It will take another year." The Demon King protected her bowl, as if someone was going to grab her goodies: "I want to eat slowly and taste one by one. "

"Don't be afraid, this stuff doesn't only come once a year like a running water mat! As long as you want to eat it, you can make it anytime." Lin Bai said.

"It turns out to be available at any time." The Demon King was overjoyed, picked up the big porcelain bowl, swallowed the whole bowl of dumplings in one gulp, stretched out her hand and said, "Another bowl!"

There is no reason to talk to this unremarkable woman! Lin Bai gave her half a bowl of his glutinous rice balls: "Don't patronize and eat it, I'm going out to watch a movie today. The masked hero's screen debut "Decadent Peanuts" is super awesome."

The Demon King knows what movies are. She is a woman with a very high IQ. After she came to the human world, she has been learning common sense in the human world. She knew that a movie was a program shown in a movie theater, just like TV, but she hadn't seen it in person.

The reason for not going to see it is very simple, she doesn't like going out!

Lin Bai always thought that the reason why the Demon Queen didn't like to go out was laziness, which was of course one of them, but the real deep-seated reason was because the Demon Queen was very timid, she was afraid!

No one would believe what she said. The Great Demon King of Fear, who leads the demon world, is actually a very timid woman who is very afraid of going out.

When the Demon Queen was a little witch, her home was a small cave. The entrance of the hole is very small, it looks like a small hole of a pangolin or a wild dog. After climbing into the hole several meters deep, it will gradually become wider and wider, allowing her to barely stand and move.

She doesn't like this small home, but she has to live in this kind of place, because a cave that is too wide is very dangerous and it is easy to attract monsters. Only this kind of inconspicuous small cave can protect her. In fact, the narrow entrance of the cave had saved her life many times. When she was chased by the demon flower, as long as she could escape back to the cave and pass through the small entrance that could only accommodate wild dogs and children, she was huge in size. The demon flower can't hurt her.

Home is very safe, staying at home will not die, but leaving home to go out to find food is very dangerous, and you may die at any time.

So the devil does not like to go out!

Lin Bai's urging voice woke her from her fantasy: "Hey~www.readwn.com~ let's go! It's time for us to go to the cinema."

"You go, I still don't want to go out." The Demon King shook her head with blurry eyes.

"I have to go this time!" Lin Bai hummed, "There are scenes in this film that I acted in, as well as the female villain in the role of Blood Phoenix No. 2. You have to support your family, right?"

The Demon Queen felt upset for a while, but after the upset, the three words "my family" finally prevailed. In fact, this is not the first time she has compromised. When Qianqian opened an Internet cafe, she was pulled out. Lin Bai went to She was also pulled out when she was in the hot spring. After a little discomfort, she nodded and said, "Okay, this king will take a walk."

Lin Bai took her hand and pulled the reluctant Demon King out of the door. Qianqian and Wenwen were already waiting at the door. The two little girls each carried a fashionable small satchel, which made them look even more youthful and beautiful. The black-haired female warrior and the blond gunman were also waiting at the door. The two female killers were dressed like white-collar beauties, showing their temperament.

Lin Bai joined the Demon King and snapped his fingers: "Go! Ume Cinema!" (To be continued)

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