Superman Attack
: epic fantasy crap
This is the second update added for the leader "If you understand", please don't go away, there will be the second update of today's basic update later.
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Both monsters are very obedient, which is a matter of course, under the threat of death, no one will be disobedient. Now they behave respectfully, politely, and even more well-behaved than ordinary human servants. Because human servants are never in danger of life, they will always be positive and negative in their words to their masters, and the big deal will be to quit their jobs. Take the maid of the black-haired female warrior for example, she has been delusional to make the male master look like eighteen, this is a typical madness!
But these two monsters did not have the guts to lose their minds. If they changed a little bit, they might be cut into seventeen or eight pieces by the two demon kings before and after, and thrown into the river to feed the fish. Under such circumstances, how dare they have the slightest bit Recklessly? So they behave very well.
Lin Bai looked at these two monsters with a pleasing eye now!
However, Huang Lei and Lin Ruiqing were dumbfounded by the two monsters. Language was not a barrier. Even if they could not understand the demon language, they could feel the respect of the monster until they entered Lin Bai's house. In the hall, I sat down and took a sip of tea, feeling as if I was living in a dream: "Mr. Lin, what are the two monster servants at your door?"
Lin Baigan smiled and said, "That's a robot model, ahem, it's a model!"
"Wow? It's a robot model? Oh my God! It's too realistic." Director Lin exclaimed: "I'm sure that as soon as the two robot models of Boss Lin appear, those computer-made orcs in "The Lord of the Rings" All of them will become Yu Mom's version of the little dragon girl."
Lin Bai laughed directly, look, what does it mean for heroes to see the same thing? It's called!
"This is what the special effects friend I said did." Lin Bai said nonsense with a serious face: "My friend's special effects production level is far superior to Hollywood, and she can easily handle everything from landslides, tsunamis, and magic. Doing it 10,000 times better than the top special effects artist in Milliken, and...most importantly, she doesn't charge me a penny for doing things for me. So our epic fantasy blockbuster can be massively cut in budget."
Producer Huang and Director Lin originally wanted to persuade Lin Bai to invest in something else, but of course they couldn't be easily fooled by Lin Bai. The two looked at each other and said, "But the special effect is not just about taking two robots out, but also building a medieval castle, which would cost a lot of money. That special effect friend doesn't even have a castle, right? "
Lin Baigan smiled and said: "Yes, of course! Don't worry, she is responsible for all the props, special effects, scenes and other things, and she doesn't charge any money. Our 19.9 million budget is mainly used for your remuneration and actors' remuneration. , the staff's food and drink. And the cost of cutting and publishing in the later period."
When Producer Huang and Director Lin heard this, they were a little out of their minds. What's the origin of that friend who does special effects? If you want to create a medieval castle and countless special effects, it can't be done with a few hundred million yuan. That friend actually does it all and doesn't want Boss Lin to spend a penny? This is too meow and too mystical, isn't it? If you put aside the cost of those things, 19.9 million is really enough.
The two had no choice but to stop thinking about literary romances and low-cost comedies, patted their chests and said, "With such a guarantee, of course epic fantasy blockbusters can be made, Boss Lin can rest assured, we will definitely handle this matter properly. That's right. Right. Can you show us the script? We can make plans..."
Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "The script... I haven't even started to write it yet, so I just want to get in touch with you."
"Pfft!" Huang Zhi and Director Lin fell to the ground again, and the script was not written? You make a vegetable basket. It's over, this time is definitely the rhythm of a super bad movie.
After sending off the producer and director, the Demon Queen opened the portal again to kick the orcs and goblins back into the demon world. Lin Bai's home was once again quiet, and the Demon Queen began to plan her big movie with great interest, with a few words in her mouth: " It seems that we have to go back to the demon world, first catch 10,000 orcs, tauren, goblins, dwarves, harpies and the like to play the evil army, and then catch thousands of demons to come back to play the righteous army... The filming location is simply set at Black Dragon City... I haven't been to Black Dragon City for several years, and I don't know what the castle looks like now. Let's just catch thousands of monsters and repair it..."
Hearing her words, Lin Bai felt a chill down his spine. never mind. Having nothing to say with this unremarkable woman, Lin Bai pushed open the door and went out. Find thirty-two father-in-law to write the script, this is the real business.
A good movie must have a good script!
The script is good, and the low investment is also a good film! The script is bad, and the big investment is also a bad movie.
The key question is whether Eunuch Thirty-two can write a good script.
Of course, Grandpa Thirty-two's house is also on the old street, very close to Uncle Qi's house. When I walked into his room, I could smell a musty smell, and the air was moldy! That's right, it's air! Year after year, the doors and windows are closed tightly, and the keyboard is tapped in a small dark room. The air in such a room must be moldy, not to mention other things. Lin Bai saw a moldy instant noodle paper bowl placed on a moldy computer desk, with moldy stickers attached to the moldy monitor... The only thing that wasn't moldy was the keyboard. Every key on it was tapped smoothly by fingers. clean.
"Don't talk to me, it's time for the key words!" Grandpa Thirty-two heard the door open, but didn't turn his head back. With his eyes open on the screen, he quickly tapped the keyboard, line after line of words jumping from his fingertips On the computer screen, this is the 217th chapter of "Bawanghua and Xiaobai", it seems that Bawanghua and Xiaobai are going to make a movie...
Lin Bai felt terrified. Could this dead **** know great prophecy? How did he know that the witch and I were planning a movie? He wanted to catch the thirty-two father-in-law to ask, but he was afraid of disturbing his writing, so Lin Bai had to stand in the middle of the room and wait. He didn't dare to sit down, because the whole room was moldy and had green hair. Except for the chair where the thirty-two father-in-law was sitting, the rest of the place was like a green forest. To be able to stand here without running away has already shown Given Lin Bai's good psychological quality, another woman who loves cleanliness and is obsessed with cleanliness sees this scene, and I'm afraid that she has already fainted on the ground.
After waiting for more than half an hour, Eunuch Thirty-two's fingers finally slowed down. It seemed that the period of thoughtful thinking had just passed. After that, he had to type every word with great difficulty. Lin Bai knew that he was stuck. After writing, you can greet him at this time, so he smiled and said, "Okay, dead eunuch, how long are you going to keep me on the sidelines?"
The thirty-two father-in-law turned his head: "Oh, Xiaobai actually came to our house, when did he come?"
Lin Bai slapped him in the face with a slap: "I've been here for half an hour, and I've been punished by you for standing."
The thirty-two father-in-law smiled embarrassedly: "You know, our family doesn't know anything when they start typing together. Let's talk, what's the matter with our family? Let me explain first, and it's not necessary to go out and travel. Our family doesn't like to go out." This guy now claims to have become "our family", is this really a eunuch?
Lin Bai said: "Bawanghua wants to make a movie, and it's an epic fantasy blockbuster. I'll come to you to write a script! Let me explain first, if the movie makes money, I'll give you a bonus for the script. If the movie doesn't make money, you don't have a penny." He is also from the old street, so Lin Bai is not polite to him. If the movie loses money, he will definitely not pay him a penny, and the thirty-two father-in-law has no reason not to agree to this kind of thing. A family, what kind of money is there to ask a family to help write a script? If you really dare to talk to him about money, let's talk about the shares of Hot Spring Village first, to ensure that no one has a temper.
The thirty-two father-in-law really didn't mention the money, and smiled: "Hey, don't say it, our family is really thinking about the script. It was originally a very simple script, and it was writing "The Overlord Flower and Xiaobai" It was inserted into the introduction at the time, and now if you want it, our family will write down the idea and make it into a script that can be made into a movie."
"Oh? Bring me the outline first!" Lin Bai stretched out his hand.
"Do you think it was decades ago? What do you want, if you don't have a book for you to read? Just send the outline to your phone!" Father Thirty-two clicked on the computer, and Lin Bai's phone rang. The SMS notification ringtone, pick it up and take a closer look, this is a story called "Dark Blade".
The protagonist of the story is a black-haired young man who grew up in a killer group called "Dark Blade" since childhood, and has practiced superb killing skills. One day, he received a mission to assassinate the princess Elizabeth of the "Kingdom of Knights", so he took a small dagger, put on a tattered cloak, and started his adventure. After coming to the capital of kings in the kingdom of knights, the hero wants to infiltrate the palace but cannot enter. By chance, he met an innocent and lovely female knight on the street with a strong sense of justice.
The darkness in his heart is in stark contrast to the kindness and integrity of the female knight...
On this day, the evil dragon suddenly attacked, spewing fire and bathing the entire king's capital in the **** of flames, the female knight rushed forward to fight the evil dragon, saying that she wanted to protect her subjects, the male protagonist knew this. , This female knight is actually the target of his assassination, the princess of the kingdom of knights, Elizabeth!
The Assassin's Creed he received since he was a child told him to kill this woman~www.readwn.com~ But after getting along for many days, the male protagonist has fallen in love with this girl who can bring him sunshine and laughter. She is his light and her salvation , how can I get a killer?
When he was entangled in his heart, the evil dragon spewed "Petrochemical Breathing" at the princess. The male protagonist rushed forward and pushed the princess away with all his strength... but he was petrified himself!
With the help of her subjects, the princess finally defeated the dragon, but her favorite man was forever turned into a stone statue, standing in the central square of the King's Capital, worshipped by all! The princess established a knight order called "Sword of Light", and appointed the deceased male protagonist as the first honorary head of "Sword of Light", and she herself served as the second head, with a view to him. Missing maintains the justice of the world, the story of him and her has been sung by poets for thousands of years!
"How? Is my story okay?" Father Thirty-two said proudly.
"Let's make a vegetable basket!" Lin Bai kicked the thirty-two father-in-law to the ground with one kick: "He's meow, the story is too vulgar, what kind of killer, princess, evil dragon, sacrifice his life... all his meow It's something that other people have messed with." (To be continued)
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