Superman Attack

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The useless male protagonist was scared to pee his pants. In the end, inspired by the spirit of "being a big star", he mustered his courage and rushed into the battlefield. The rusty giant axe of the orc swept in front of him, and he was almost scared. I cried, but he didn't dare to cry. This scene must not be called casually. This is a big scene that mobilized 700 people to perform. If he was "stuck" because his performance was not in place, the director would definitely scold him. Eighteen generations of ancestors.

The male protagonist wielded a dagger and tried to make himself as handsome as possible, but unfortunately his actions were too bookish and completely out of tune with the sturdy battlefield... The director really wanted to call him, but he dispatched 700 people. How can the big scene be stuck casually? Only through the editing of the lens, the bad parts of the actor's performance are cut off, and some scenes that can be seen are used.

"That guy can't do it at all! I was scared to pee my pants on the fake battlefield. The real battlefield must be scared to death." Lin Bai pointed at the hero and said, "Is there any way to make this guy tougher, don't look like a fool , this is a blockbuster that I invested 19.9 million yuan in, if this product ruins the pot and accompanies the money, who am I going to cry for?"

The director was also dumbfounded: "I can't help it!"

Lin Bai thought for a while, stretched out his hand and took out the Demon King's Code, and opened it page by page, looking for a magic in his memory. He remembered it as if he had learned a magic before, but he had never used it before and a little forgot, maybe That's when it comes in handy. After turning to eighteen pages, I finally found it.

"Bloodlust", this magic can make people violent and fearless. Similar to crazy.

"I feel this magic is very suitable." Lin Bai pointed at the male protagonist, muttering words in his mouth, shadowless and invisible magic shrouded the male protagonist.

"Ouch!" The male protagonist suddenly let out a frantic howl. He looked like a coward just now, but now he suddenly looks like those idiots who have been brainwashed by the White Lotus Sect, shouting "magical power to protect the body, invulnerable to swords and guns" and dare to attack the guns of foreigners. The male protagonist is waving a dagger like Like a madman, he rushed towards the Orc actors, slashing at the Orcs with the daggers in their hands.

"Not bad, very good," shouted the director. "Main character. Keep your current state, camera, keep up with... close up of him... capture his frantic expression up close... great!"

The male protagonist with a "bloodthirsty frenzy" stabbed several orcs again and again. These orcs have thick skin and thick armor, and the retractable dagger pierced by the hero's weak strength is not painful at all, but the witch is staring at the side... These orcs immediately obedient screamed in agony. Falling to the ground clutching the wound. The blood bag hidden on his body exploded, and then he lay on the ground and waited to finish taking the lunch.

Soon, the filming of this small-scale war was over. Five hundred half-orcs "fallen to the ground" crookedly. The human cavalry played by the demons also died and wounded more than half. The ground was covered with "corpses" and **** blood. Princess Elizabeth, played by Phoenix No. 2, stands in the sea of ​​blood on the mountain of corpses and meets the male protagonist...

"Thank you for your help! When repelling the attack of the Orcs. Every human effort is so precious." , I'm sorry I can't say my name. You can call me a female knight, you're good at it."

The male protagonist stretched out his hand and shook her: "I am a traveler from the East..."

It was not difficult for the two to meet, and there were not too many requirements for expressions and eyesight, so the performance was soon over. It was not until the two men's literary play was finished that the director called "ka", and the demon king loudly ordered: " All right! The corpse on the ground can get up."

Hundreds of extras got up from the ground, some of them acting a little wrong. It turned out to be injured. After all, they are fighting races. Even if they are acting, they are a bit serious. Many people have minor injuries, and some people have serious injuries.

The Demon King frowned and scolded: "A group of brainless pigs can be seriously injured even in a play. You are so stupid, you must not live long."

Those demons and half-orcs were scolded and drooped their heads obediently.

Lin Bai couldn't bear it, he walked up and pulled the Demon King behind his back, and said in a low voice, "Is there anyone who does this to you? It's not impersonal at all."

"This king is not human!"

"..."

Well, this woman won, she shouldn't be human if she's not. It is wrong to be human but not human.

Lin Bai said loudly to the extras: "Everyone, don't listen to the previous demon king, she is unreasonable. But this king is very caring and loyal... You filmed for me and got hurt. It shows that acting is serious and responsible, which is good! This king decided to give all the injured a heavy reward."

"Is there a reward?" The extras were overjoyed.

Lin Bai said, "Come here with serious injuries..."

A half-orc who was the most seriously injured was brought over. Lin Bai checked his injuries, and he was very obedient. This guy was actually hit by a war horse when the cavalry charged, and his internal organs were a bit displaced. If you don't treat it quickly, it may hang. Finding a place that the crew couldn't see, Lin Bai put on Superman's underwear, waved a healing power, and the orc got up from the ground with a dazed expression: "My injury is healed? Ah... Thank you, Lord Demon King. …”

"It is commendable to read your loyalty. This king will reward you with 20 bowls of instant noodles. You can choose your own taste. Go to the producer to get it."

The orc was overjoyed, oh my God, 20 bowls of noodles, you can eat it for a few days, this is such a huge wealth in the demon world that lacks food, after kowtowing a few times, the orc screamed and rushed To the producer: "Instant noodles, braised beef flavor, Laotan pickled cabbage flavor, spicy chicken flavor, fresh shrimp fish flavor... 20 bowls, oh!"

A fierce orc walked by carrying dozens of bowls of instant noodles. The scene was so beautiful that all the crew members were stunned.

The rest of the extras showed expressions of envy, envy and hatred...

Another injured person was brought to Lin Bai, Lin Bai waved his hand to heal: "You are not as badly injured as just now, reward 15 bowls of instant noodles!"

"Thank you so much, Lord Demon King..." Another half-orc shouted happily and went to the front.

"You are slightly injured. 3 bowls!"

"Your injury is average, 8 bowls!"

"You are obviously not injured, so dare to lie to your face? Get out! Anyone who dares to lie to this king again. Kill them without mercy!"

Lin Bai was comforting the orcs here, but the producer was comforting the demons over there. He didn't know that these people looked like humans, but in fact they weren't human at all. Two hundred demons played the role of human cavalry. In the battle just now, more than a dozen people were injured. The producer was very distressed. It was a big deal to have actors injured during the movie. If you're not careful, you'll get a lawsuit, and if you don't settle the claim, the movie company will go bankrupt. It really saddened the producer's head.

"Brother, are you seriously injured? Do you want me to ask a doctor for you?" The producer circled around a blood-stained demon.

The two did not understand the language, and what they said was in vain. The demon people saw "the distinguished guests invited by the demon king" and circled around him. I was also frightened. What is he saying? Is he thinking I'm not good at acting? God, what if the Demon King gets angry? The more he thought about it, the more afraid he became, his eyes rolled, and he fainted.

This frightened the producer so much that he screamed, "Oh my God! Where is the doctor? An extra actor was seriously injured and died of a fart. Come and save people!"

As filming went on day by day, the crew finally began to feel that something was wrong with the town. At first they accepted the setting that the monsters here are all robots. But with more and more exposure to these monsters while filming, even using body language to communicate. Each crew member slowly discovered one fact: these things are alive!

They are by no means cold machines. They have thinking, can eat, pull and scatter, and even get married and have children. Pictures of a group of little orcs playing and fighting with wooden sticks can be seen everywhere in towns.

This discovery made many young people very frightened, and several people came to discuss with Lin Bai, wanting to know what was going on here, and even Blood Phoenix No. 2 found Lin Bai mysteriously: "Xiao Bai , you can't fool me, these things are not robots, they have a strong 'alive' smell on them, what are they?"

"You really want to know?" Lin Bai showed a gloomy smile to the group of curious babies: "Once you know it, you won't be able to look back."

The faces of the young people are ashen, and they always feel hairy in their hearts, but the will of human beings to explore the unknown is very strong, even if they are afraid, they still insist: "Want to know!"

Lin Bai put a finger in front of his lips and said in a low voice, "This is the secret test base of the Huaxia Dragon Group. All these monsters are genetically modified people... They belong to the kind that failed to transform, only the masked hero and the overlord flower. The two of them are successful products, and the rest have turned into monsters."

"The secret base of the dragon group?" Everyone exclaimed.

"Yes! The country's top secret..." Lin Bai said gloomily: "If you say one word of the matter here, it is to reveal state secrets, and the relevant departments will immediately come to invite you to tea, don't think about it again in this life. Seeing the sun again. The most terrifying thing is not to drink tea, but to be directly caught here to conduct experiments, you see... the ugliest orc over there, it is said that a guy who leaked secrets was caught and turned into an experiment. "

A group of young people were so frightened that they went underground: "We absolutely dare not talk nonsense!"

"Well, it's so good!" Lin Bai waved his hand and said, "Go back and rest. You must forget everything we said between you."

The group of young people nodded blankly and ran away quickly.

Blood Phoenix No. 2 did not run away, but sneered and said with a sneer: "It's all bullshit, what kind of dragon group secret base, just close your eyes and bullshit, you can deceive ordinary people, but you can't deceive me."

"Then what do you think? Do you want to be raped and then murdered?" Lin Bai hummed, "You are very beautiful, and you have an exotic style with blond hair. Our Chinese Si likes you the most. , I have long wanted to make you look like eighteen, if you dare to be wordy, you will be at your own risk."

Blood Phoenix No. 2 tilted his head and thought for a while, and finally said: "That's it! It doesn't matter if you don't know, there are many secrets in this world that don't need to be discovered. The more people know, the faster they die. It's not too much to be a killer. curiosity."

After the little interlude, filming continued, and the crew became more polite to the monsters, and a strange harmony was formed after no one treated them as robots.

"Prepare... Akesh!"

Blood Phoenix No. 2 walked around the street with her cypress maid, and ran into the male protagonist again. This time, Blood Phoenix No. 2 needed to show a good impression of the male protagonist, but Blood Phoenix No. 2 did not perform well in this regard. Too much, she is suitable for playing a hit girl, but it is very difficult to play a delicate love. After several times, she finally barely met the director's requirements.

The director pulled her aside and said earnestly, "Miss Blood Phoenix No. 2, although you are good at acting, you are too weak in literary and drama, which is not conducive to your future development. If you want to become famous in the future, , the play path can't be too narrow, and you should study a lot in literature and drama."

Blood Phoenix No. 2 humbly asked for advice: "How can a literary drama be performed well?"

The director said: "Cough! I think...you should experience a real love, and it will be much easier to act in love scenes later."

"This……"

The director didn't have time to talk to her too much, so he turned his head and left, and said loudly to the crew: "Everyone, get ready, the final battle will start tomorrow, and you must be 120,000 points in spirit and do everything right. Prepare, it's a big show, it must be done once, and it must not be retaken."

The final battle is a super battle that is related to the survival of the king's capital. The demon queen leads the allied forces of the demons to attack the king's capital, while the princess will lead the Knights of the Sword of Light to fight against the demon king. Against the background of the great war, he excavated the male protagonist's swaying heart, and finally he gave up his assassination mission~www.readwn.com~ used his life to save the princess.

In a war like this, the usual method is to use the computer to directly create thousands of troops, but in this way, the cost of special effects production is a geometric figure. This problem falls into the hands of the devil, but it is very simple! Not so much fluff.

She stood at the top of the city lord's mansion, and said loudly in a voice that the whole city could hear clearly: "The monsters in the whole city have listened to this king, and now this king wants each of you to wear armor and weapons, Go out of the city to form an army of demons! If there is one less, this king will kill his whole family..."

"Damn, how did you talk? You ghost woman just doesn't know how to be a human being." Lin Bai pushed her away and took her place: "Everyone come out to help, this king won't let him do it in vain, every actor will post it again. Two pounds of rice!"

Look, what Lin Bai said was effective. Just after the last sound was dropped, the whole city immediately boiled. (To be continued...)

ps: Thanks to Xijie for ignoring the shimmering light and giving a reward of 588 at the last moment, a reward of 200 for wielding a sword and a broken love, and a reward of 100 for Sakura

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