Superman Attack

: call the mayor out

the second

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What kind of dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the good heart? It's called!

Lin Bai kindly put them on Saturdays and Sundays, but they didn't appreciate it, they were still crying, kneeling on the ground and kowtow begging Lord Demon King to take back their lives. The rose flower demon dared to attack because she was a beautiful female monster. He came up and hugged Lin Bai's thigh and acted like a spoiled child: "Lord Demon King, you are so kind, don't give us a day off, overtime every night is also necessary, please..."

Lin Bai felt terrified: "Aren't you a flower demon? You only need to drink water to survive, why do you have to work overtime to earn food in such a hurry? Can you survive by burying yourself in the ground? Your life is under pressure. It shouldn't be too big."

The little face of the rose flower demon blushed: "People are not only pursuing food, but also wearing beautiful clothes... The overtime meals I earned from work can be wrapped up and brought back to change into beautiful clothes..."

"I'll wipe it!" Lin Bai really wanted to kick this woman away, but after all, she was a weak flower demon, and it would be bad if she was frightened.

After thinking about it carefully, he realized that the demon world already has a simple commodity economy, exchanging gems, clothes, food and other things as general equivalents, which means that these things can be used as currency, and he works here in Lin Bai. You can get food, which is equivalent to getting money...

Lin Bai smiled bitterly and said, "Did I say you did something wrong? This king not only has to take care of your meals, but also pays you once a month. That is to say, even if you don't work overtime, this king will also distribute food to you. You guys. Let me think about it... Well, each person sends 500 kilograms of rice every month."

"Five...500 catties?" The monsters were all stunned, and they gave out 500 catties of rice even though they were in charge of meals. Is this entering heaven? What a fortune, oh my God!

Seeing that they were frightened, Lin Bai couldn't help laughing. In the case of large-scale purchases, the price of 500 kilograms of rice in the human world is less than 500 yuan, and no one is willing to do the work of 500 yuan a month in this year. I can only fool the monsters in the demon world: "You know this king, right? You don't need to mention overtime. 500 pounds of rice is enough for you to get what you want."

Lin Bai's voice just fell. Seeing the five hundred monsters, they shook their heads resolutely and said, "Lord Demon King, we still need to work overtime. We can earn an extra meal over 500 kilograms of rice after working overtime..."

I wipe! A bunch of useless bastards. Lin Bai took a kick and kicked a drooling goblin a few meters away: "Okay, if you want to work overtime, just work overtime, meow, work starts at 8 in the morning and ends at 10 in the evening. I don't care about your two meals, there is no week. Saturday and Sunday, all year round!”

"Wow! Great!" The monsters cheered in unison.

Lin Bai covered his face. This kind of work system is like a sweatshop. If it spreads out, this patriotic businessman will be labeled as a black-hearted capitalist. He suddenly remembered a text he had learned in middle school, and vaguely remembered that it was called "Contracted Workers", which told the story of this poor, oppressed bear child.

Five hundred contract workers happily expressed their willingness to start work immediately. Lin Bai took them to the factory, and once the automated production line started, one battery after another ran out of the conveyor belt. The monsters quickly removed the battery from the conveyor belt, labeled it, and put it into the box... This work is simple, and it is very happy for the monsters, this method of obtaining food is very safe, no need to fight monsters, no need to be in the mountains You can get a lot of wealth by walking around, sitting in a clean factory and working quietly. This makes each of them happy.

Lin Bai solemnly warned them not to turn over the wall and leave this "yard". Otherwise, there is no doubt that they will die, and the monsters will obey their orders. No one thought of violating it. They thought it was the back garden of the city lord's mansion. Of course, there were guards outside the fence. If they walked around casually, they might be treated as spies by the guards of the city lord's mansion. Change?

While they were working, Lin Bai hurried back to the Demon Realm and hired a few monster chefs and monster cleaners. In short, all the employees in the factory used monsters from the Demon Realm, not humans from the Human Realm. ensure safety.

At 10 o'clock in the evening, the monsters returned to the demon world after get off work. At this time, it was already dark in both the human world and the demon world. The family members of the monsters waited anxiously outside the city master's mansion. Their husbands, wives or sons entered. The City Lord's Mansion went to "work" for the Lord Demon King, but he didn't come back for a whole day. Many monsters were a little worried, afraid that they had not done their work well and were punished by Lord Demon Lord, so they surrounded the City Lord's Mansion uneasy.

Seeing that the family finally came back, the monsters suddenly burst into cheers.

Lin Bai hid and eavesdropped, wanting to hear their true thoughts.

I saw a half-orc returning from get off work smiling and holding an ugly female half-orc: "Wife, my husband brought you something delicious." He took out a small plastic bag from his arms. It seemed that this guy He secretly hid the dinner that came with overtime and brought it back to the Demon Realm, and he didn't know if he had enough dinner.

The female orc looked at the bag of food, her eyes lit up: "There's rice, meat, and fish... Wow! You brought back so much delicious food after going out to work all day?"

The orc bit his head embarrassedly and smiled: "More than that, there are actually two servings of this kind of meal, I already ate one at noon, and this one is dinner, I am not willing to eat it, so I will bring it back with you. eat."

"Wow? Earn two servings of this kind of food in one day?" The female orc couldn't help but sighed, "Lord Demon King is really a good king, and I don't know if there will be such a job in the future."

The orc proudly said: "There will be in the future. Starting from tomorrow, I will go to work for the Lord Demon every day. I have two servings of this kind of food every day. At the end of the month, I will send an additional 500 kilograms of rice. Lord Demon said, If done right, this kind of work can last a lifetime.”

"For a lifetime? 500 kilograms of rice per month? Oh... my God... Our family is going to make a fortune! It's going to make a fortune!" The female half-orc almost fainted without turning around in one breath.

The male half-orc laughed and said: "Wife, we didn't have children before, we were afraid that we wouldn't be able to support us, but now we are not afraid... Let's go home and start having children, at least two, one male and one female, the male must look like me. , with two beautiful little fangs. The woman should look like you, with tender green skin."

The female half-orc blushed, and her green skin and red face turned into purple: "Death! Let's go, go home and have a baby."

This kind of dialogue happens in almost every monster family. The only thing that is special is the rose flower demon. The woman does not need to eat, but only needs to drink water to survive. She drank tap water at noon and at night, so she took two working meals. Saved it all, and now she is selling two meals on the street: "Selling delicious rice, rice, meat and fish... The price is guaranteed to be fair, and it can be traded for a long time..."

A goblin carrying a **** walked over, drooling at the food in the hands of the rose flower demon: "How do you sell this?"

The rose flower demon smiled and said: "An emerald with a diameter of one centimeter! Or a beautiful red dress."

The goblin was overjoyed: "I don't have clothes, but I do have gems!" It took out a bag containing gems from its arms, picked out an emerald about one centimeter in size, and put it in the hands of the rose flower demon, and couldn't wait to take it After two servings of food, I squatted on the street and ate. For goblins, it is easy to dig gems, but it is not easy to find delicious food, especially rice, meat and fish, which are well matched and cooked by the chef, an emerald is really worth it.

The rose flower demon happily held the emerald, and shouted again on the street: "Buy a beautiful dress, ask for a red one that fits my body...I'll get an emerald...Is anyone selling it?"

Lin Bai covered his face with his hands, did he make a mistake? This woman... well, go back and find Sister Sanjin and get a few carts of clothes, there must be red chemical fiber clothes in them. Lin Bai waved at the rose flower demon: "Little girl, come here, this king will help you find your clothes, and give that gem to this king."

The black-hearted capitalist Lin Bai has turned into a liar to deceive the ignorant little girl... It's just crazy!

At the same time that Lin Bai evolved into a black-hearted capitalist, the crew was also desperately filming "Dark Blade 2". The shots of the King's City were basically finished. Now the crew plans to shoot the second act of the story. It was the part where the rebellious prime minister organized a rebel army in the Castle of Sadness to seize the imperial power.

"Boss Lin, you said you want to find another city to shoot the Castle of Sadness..." The director came to the door and looked at Lin Bai with resentful eyes. When the last filming of "Blade of Darkness", Boss Lin followed with enthusiasm. The crew helped, but this time they left the crew in Black Dragon City and didn't care. Fortunately, there was a girl named Yunhui as the translator this time, otherwise the director and the locals would not be able to communicate.

"Oh, yes, this is indeed the case!" Lin Bai called the Black Dragon City Lord: "Take us to the Red Dragon City."

The city lord of Heilong didn't dare to disobey his orders. He flapped his huge dragon's wings and flew up, leading the way in the sky. Lin Bai and the crew got into the off-road vehicle and followed the black dragon on the ground, all the way to the east, across the barren plain for dozens of miles. , and bypassing a stone mountain, I saw a dilapidated city towering in the valley ahead.

This city is exactly the same as Lin Baichu's feeling when he first saw the Black Dragon City when he came to the Demon Realm~www.readwn.com~, dirty and smelly, full of gloom and darkness, like an undeveloped primitive society.

The producer and director laughed: "This city is so good, this gloomy and dilapidated feeling is just right to be used as a city of rebels... Let's change the script and let the rebels collude with monsters, It’s more enjoyable to shoot that way.”

Lin Bai asked the crew to think about how to make it look good. He entered the city first and saw that the city was full of poor monsters, with no clothes to wear and no food to eat. Many monsters recognized Lin Bai, and they quickly knelt down. Lying on the side of the road, just like Lin Bai's first time in Heilong City, he received countless fearful eyes, but there was no love in these eyes...

Lin Bai took a deep breath and said loudly, "Tell the City Lord of the Red Dragon to come out and meet this king!" (To be continued)

ps: Thanks to Sanshan Ershui for the reward of 588, the attacking third master, Jian Yiran 110918, Se Feng Konghen, Huang Wenjun for the reward of 100

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