Superman's Ending Manual

August 23, late at night, Old Jingmai Street District.

After saying goodbye to Fanquan at the abandoned train station, Ke Mingye walked back home without looking back. He leaned against a corner of the shoe cabinet to take off his shoes and then walked through the entrance. Hearing the ending song of the cartoon, he looked up from his phone and saw Ke Yongzhu and Bai Ziling sitting on the sofa watching TV leisurely. He couldn't help but sigh that it was good that school hadn't started yet. Who stole my vacation?

Then he sat down between them, picked up the remote control, and played a domineering air.

"Elementary school student, you haven't started school yet?" Ke Mingye asked.

"In two days, I will be a junior high school student..." Ke Yongzhu put a potato chip in his mouth and said while chewing the potato chip, "If you call me a primary school student again, I will turn into a dragon and catch you and tie you up at the school gate."

Ke Mingye said: "Oh, it's not easy. You have graduated from primary school... Then there is only Bai Zini, a primary school student in our family."

"You are a primary school student, your whole family is a primary school student." Bai Zini said as she walked out of the bathroom, and then asked: "Brother, have you seen You Minglu? I saw she was not at home just now."

She looked like she was not in a good mood. Ke Mingye glanced at the mobile phone in her hand and immediately understood the reason - from the screen of the mobile phone, it was the same tragic information interface similar to the "licking dog" and the "goddess".

The "licking dog" sent a lot of messages, and the goddess didn't reply at all. However, this time her "goddess" was not Xiziyue, but You Minglu. Bai Zini sent so many QQ messages, and Little Red Riding Hood didn't seem to reply to any of them.

Ke Mingye said, "I didn't see her. Don't worry, she may have been inert and went to find a place to pick up rags."

"Then call me when she comes back." Bai Zini said and went upstairs.

Bai Ziling said, "Brother, low quality."

Ke Yongzhu said, "Shabi, low quality."

"Hey, why are you all protecting outsiders? Who is more important, You Minglu or me? I am sad as a brother."

Ke Mingye sighed. He didn't expect that Little Red Riding Hood had become the main guest after only a few days at home. So he put down his schoolbag on the sofa while complaining, and then looked up at the TV.

"Isn't it true that you are really low quality?" Ke Yongzhu asked.

Bai Ziling seemed to have a cold. He sniffed his red nose and nodded gently to show his agreement. His snow-white hair swayed and he scratched his pale forehead.

Ke Mingye said: "Hey, we little boys who grew up with garbage in our mouths will not have the same qualities as you little boys who are spoiled."

Ke Yongzhu said disdainfully: "If you have applied the formula incorrectly, don't imitate others' words."

"Then how about you perform one?" Ke Mingye asked.

Ke Yongzhu sneered: "We little boys who grew up with garbage in our mouths can't play with you little boys who grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth."

Hearing this sentence from the mouth of a primary school student, the degree of disobedience is no less than hearing from Qing Ya's mouth "In fact, the watch guest and I are good friends. We have been playing for so many years. Others are just part of our play."

Ke Mingye was dumbfounded and immediately realized that something was wrong - even such a heavyweight as a primary school student was misled by Little Red Riding Hood's tea-flavored speech. Then, after a few days, when he entered the welfare home classroom in his mind, he would hear Nezha suddenly say such a weird sentence "We little boys who grew up with fire spears in our mouths and you little boys who grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth can't play together."

After all, the degree of mental pollution in that classroom is unprecedented and unparalleled. Fortunately, he is the great principal Ke Mingye, who is in charge of all personality classes. Those who don't want to listen to the weird teacher's lectures can be kicked out and sit at the same table with the crazy guy in the corridor. In this way, they can stabilize their Taoism and not be affected.

But Nezha is different. He didn't take out the fire spear and directly skewered the other people in the classroom. It was considered conscientious.

Then can he cure my split personality?

Ke Mingye thought secretly.

At this time, the TV screen had just finished playing "Black Jack", and now it was a nutritious drink advertisement. The spokesperson was the new star hero "Octopus Man" of the Super Hero Association. This guy, who was usually sloppy, messy hair, and dark circles under his eyes, seemed to sleep only two hours a night. He was very serious when he encountered this kind of forced business time. He combed his hair into a shiny back, covered his dark circles with makeup, and spoke the advertisement words slowly and slowly.

Octopus Man never misses any opportunity to increase his popularity, because he knows that there are too many unknown heroes in this world. If he can have a certain influence, he can make more invisible people visible.

For example, his father who drowned while saving people.

However, since the battle with Blue Owl was interrupted by Dice Monster in the middle of the game, this hero has also become famous. The game that day reached an unprecedented peak in ratings because of the arrival of Dice Monster, so many people paid attention to Octopus Man and recognized his strength far beyond the same level of heroes;

As for Blue Owl, relying on the explosive title of imitating Blue Crow to debut, he is the most famous new hero. This game is better than nothing for his reputation overall. In a sense, it can be regarded as a wave of traffic from Octopus Man.

Nowadays, most people around Beijing may have a certain favorable impression of the Octopus Man. After all, this man has a exhausted face like a drug addict, but he never misses any charity activities. He can often be seen appearing in welfare homes and hospitals around Beijing in combat uniform.

He often chats and plays games with orphans in welfare homes and disabled children in hospitals.

Perhaps Octopus Man himself knows how lonely children without parents are, so the most common words he said to orphans are "I lost my father when I was young, and my mother divorced and abandoned me and my brother, but we can't give up hope. As long as we live and have kindness in our hearts, life will definitely get better and better." Such words look fake and official, as if the investors carefully designed the lines to shoot videos and help Octopus Man establish a persona that is easy to make money, but Ke Mingye feels that at least part of Octopus Man's words come from the heart.

Because Octopus Man tried his best just to make his father seen by more people, and wanted to refute his mother's claim that his father was irresponsible and lost his life for an insignificant outsider.

That's all, very simple.

Of course, other people's opinions are their own opinions, but Ke Mingye is different. He gets angry when he sees Octopus Man's face.

If the octopus man's brother was not a member of the Watchmaker Alliance, and if he approached the octopus man, he might get the latest clues about his brother from him, then Ke Mingye would not want to have too much contact with this person.

Thinking of this, Ke Mingye silently raised his middle finger to the face of the octopus man on the TV.

Bai Ziling said: "Brother, low quality."

Ke Yongzhu said: "Old friend, high quality."

The elementary school student seemed to be unhappy with the octopus man, so he raised his middle finger.

Bai Qiuwu just came back from school, and just after passing through the entrance, he saw two middle fingers, one big and one small, standing in front of the TV, pointing at the octopus man in formal clothes on the TV.

Turning his head, he saw that Ke Mingye and the elementary school student had very synchronized expressions. Although these two people usually fight and quarrel every day, as long as they can show the charm of extremely low quality, they will show this miraculous trait of "brotherhood".

Bai Qiuwu lifted the hair on his forehead, looked at his two younger brothers unhappily, and asked with a smile: "What are you watching? Why are you so angry?"

"No, I'm going to do my summer homework."

Ke Yongzhu said, putting away his middle finger, and got up from the sofa.

"Can't you swallow your summer homework or burn it with a fire?" Ke Mingye asked.

Ke Yongzhu raised a middle finger at him and went upstairs without looking back.

"Brother, watch Ultraman." Bai Ziling suddenly pulled the corner of Ke Mingye's clothes.

"Which channel?"

"Night Sky TV."

Ke Mingye rolled his eyes, wondering which girl would like to watch Ultraman. Bai Ziling was really an outlier.

But he still pressed the remote control and jumped to Night Sky TV.

At this moment, Bai Qiuwu was a little annoyed, so he also sat down on the sofa and looked up at the TV. Night Sky TV was playing "Ultraman Gaia".

Bai Qiuwu usually doesn't watch special effects dramas. She likes to watch some British and Italian dramas based on history, such as "The Medici Family". But when she was a child, she often sat in front of the TV with Ke Mingye to watch the Ultraman series, and she was familiar with many Ultraman names.

"Speaking of which, I also met Ultraman today." She suddenly said.

"Ah?" Ke Mingye said, "What Ultraman?"

Bai Qiuwu thought for a while: "At the comic exhibition, the masked Ultraman, Tiga and Zero."

"Oh."

Ke Mingye was secretly shocked, thinking that sister was talking about this, the Ultraman you are talking about is not the anti-dog Ultraman and the spider man Ultraman?

Bai Qiuwu asked again: "By the way, have you seen any hero in the Super Hero Association who is a spiritualist?"

"How could there be such a thing?"

"For example, 'Nezha'?"

"What is Nezha?"

Hearing this, Bai Ziling beside him suddenly sang: "It's him, it's him, it's him, our young hero Nezha~" Her voice was clear and emotionless, like the sound of a little snowman standing in the snow forest suddenly falling to the ground with a snap.

Ke Mingye and Bai Qiuwu couldn't help but smile.

"Okay, stop singing." Ke Mingye rubbed her white hair.

"Isn't this singing very nice?" Bai Qiuwu asked.

"Watching Ultraman." Ke Mingye said.

Speaking of Ultraman, Ke Mingye still has a deep impression. When he was a child, he played the role-playing games at home. Usually, the eldest and second brothers played the monsters. Ke Yinzhi volunteered to be a monster. He had a bad taste since he was a child and liked to wear a monster mask and jump out of the corner to scare people.

The reason why Ke Xiaomo became a monster was that he was gentle and easy to bully, so he was often forced to play a monster in a monster costume.

The monster he played was completely different from his eldest brother's creatures - the eldest brother's monster was the kind of monster in horror movies that could scare people with a startle, while the second brother's monster was the kind of silly and cute monster in children's cartoons that had no desire to resist violence. He could only lie on the ground and act cute and stupid. When he was punched and kicked by his younger brothers and sisters, he would symbolically say "ah" twice, and even his screams were emotionless.

Apart from the two of them, Ke Yongzhu, who was the most difficult to bully, dressed up as Ultraman; only Bai Zini, when she was a child, played this kind of role-playing game at home, and fabricated an identity for herself as a magical girl, and she was faithful to it. Every time Ke Mingye complained, "Why is there a magical girl in Ultraman?", she would say, "Why can't the magical girl fight monsters?"

Of course, everyone did not expect that the eldest brother and the second brother who had been playing monsters since they grew up became Ultraman. Ke Yongzhu, who had always played Ultraman, turned into a monster. That time in Vientiane City, Ke Mingye really I suspect that if the eldest sister didn't stop him, the eldest brother would kill the primary school student who turned into a dragon.

Except Bai Zini.

This girl has been a magical girl since she was a child. She played the role of a magical girl in the house games, and kept saying that she wanted to become a magical girl. Later, she actually became a magical girl in reality.

"You're all back. You're quite punctual. It's time to eat." Bawenna said as she walked downstairs and walked into the kitchen. Then she asked Bai Qiuwu: "Qiuwu, what's wrong with your cram school teacher?" Send me a message saying you didn’t go to the cram school on time?”

"There was a traffic jam on the road today, so I was late for the cram school." Bai Qiuwu twirled his hair on his forehead and explained calmly.

Are you really not going to fight criminals? Ke Mingye thought.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door. Bai Qiuwu got up from the sofa, walked to the entrance and opened the door.

"I'm back." You Minglu said, still holding a stick of ice cream in his hand.

After dinner, it was already dark. After Ke Mingye returned to the room, he locked the door, closed the curtains, and then let Little Red Riding Hood take over his body to help him complete the homework assigned by the school, and then entered the orphanage consciously.

When I opened my eyes, I saw an unchanging dark red sky, and the crows were like black tides flowing over the high sunset.

Ke Mingye looked away from the window and turned back.

He came to see Nezha. To be honest, he was very worried that Nezha wouldn't be able to stay in these psychopaths for a day. At that time, he would have to provide psychological counseling to this god.

Finally, when I looked up, I saw Nezha leaning on the desk in a corner of the classroom, sleeping deeply with a fire-pointed gun in his arms. The afterglow of the setting sun shrouded his profile, and the hands of the classroom clock slowly turned. This young man's face is as delicate as a girl's, especially after he closes his eyes, he loses his cold temperament. The evening breeze blows the two tall buns on his head, and the red ribbons flutter with it.

"Is he taking a nap?" Ke Mingye asked the strange thing wearing glasses sideways. He saw that the strange thing was reading a book called "How to Get Along Correctly with My Hundred Personality Students".

The strange thing raised a finger and shook it slightly, and then imitated the dog-like manner and adjusted the glasses on the bridge of his nose, indicating that I was concentrating on studying and did not disturb him.

Blue Owl stretched, then hugged his shoulders, smacked his lips and said, "Nezha said that he needs to rest for a while, and he also said that he will wake up after your spiritual path has advanced."

"Huh?" Ke Mingye was puzzled, "So if my sequence is not advanced, he will have to sleep like this all the time?"

"Yes, he said that other ways to connect with the gods are the same." Spider Man yawned, put his arms behind his head, and looked sideways at the sunset outside the window.

Ke Mingye thought for a while and asked again: "It is said that he will wait for my way to advance, but at what level will he wake up? Second level, or third level?"

Blue Owl spread his hands: "I don't know, he just said that, but he didn't give an accurate level."

Spider Man said: "He said he was 'stretching you to death', but in fact he was still suppressing his own strength and trying not to let your body burst. How conscientious."

Ke Mingye sighed: "But if I die, he will die too. He relied on me to escape Li Jing's seal. Now that he has abandoned his original body, only his soul and strength live in my body. If I can't create another one for him After the body comes out, he can only stay in my body for the rest of his life."

"Creating a body refers to the 'myth carrier' that can be summoned at the sixth level?" Blue Owl asked.

"Yes, we just want to provide him with a mythical carrier." Ke Mingye nodded.

As he spoke, he gently pulled off the human skin tape attached to his neck, revealing a fiery red coat of arms on the side of his neck - the coat of arms was engraved with a long-haired boy standing on a hot wheel and dancing a fire-tipped spear. .

[Myth Path Name: Nezha]

[Myth Path Level: Level 1]

[Abilities unlocked by the Myth Path: 1. Hot Wheels; 2. Fire Spear;]

[The Mythic Path will automatically advance. Using the ability of the Mythic Path can speed up the advancement. There are still 7 days until the path reaches Level 2. After the advancement, new powers will be unlocked. 】

"Then let's try tomorrow to see how strong the first level of this sequence is. I have directly absorbed a mythical character. Even if Nezha tries to restrain his strength and doesn't kill me, he shouldn't be much weaker." Ke Mingye think.

Ke Mingye scratched his forehead and thought again: "Before going to bed, let's use the magic power of the girl in the head first. The progress of Little Red Riding Hood's transformation into a witch must also be mentioned. Maybe it will be effective on the day when the Witch's Night comes. ”

"Principal, why did our Schnaian offend you?" Kobe raised his wings as if to raise his hands, asking questions in class like a primary school student.

Because Little Red Riding Hood was doing homework and had no time to pay attention to it, it fell directly into a state of depression. Just now, it was lying on the ground bored and drawing circles, like a lovelorn little boy.

"We capitalists are like this." Ke Mingye shrugged.

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