There are too many short videos of playing zombies and making money these days.
If you don't do some gimmicks, no one will watch.
Jiang Han pondered a little, looked at the Yellow Daoist with ants on the hot pot, and suddenly said, "Brother Huang, are you afraid?"
The zodiac glared at him: "Aren't you talking nonsense? You are not afraid of something stronger than a ghost!?"
"If he touches him, the corpse poison will enter the body and turn into a zombie in minutes. You will cry."
Jiang Han smiled: "Then, do you have a urgency to urinate?"
The Yellow Daoist choked: "????"
At such a tense and exciting juncture, seeing that if we don't leave, everyone will have to rest...
Are you so concerned about my urgency? !
The zodiac man's face darkened: "Why are you asking this?!"
Make sense.
He didn't feel anything at all.
But Jiang Hanyi said, plus he drank a little wine to strengthen his courage before going out, under the tension at this moment, he really had a strong urge to urinate, so he had to clamp his legs and legs.
Jiang Han is righteous: "It's reasonable to care about the bladder health of the elderly, isn't it?"
"That's right, I have a urinal here. If you're in a hurry, you might as well deal with it first, and come back and we'll study the matter of running!"
He was talking.
Take out a bottle of Nutrition Express from the backpack.
Just about to open the lid and pour out the drink inside.
Jiang Han suddenly and silently glanced at Huang Daoren's lower body and half body.
He stopped twisting the bottle cap.
Then put the Nutrition Express back in again.
After digging in the backpack for a long time, I turned out a bottle of Yibao.
This is just right!
Jiang Han was very satisfied, gudonggudong emptied the mineral water inside, and then thoughtfully handed the empty bottle and bottle cap to the Yellow Daoist.
"Brother Huang, solve it quickly. Remember to give it to me after you have solved it."
The zodiac man's face was already black and red from his anger.
This bastard.
What's the meaning! !
He obviously took out the Nutrition Express, but he had to put it back halfway through and exchanged it for such a small Ipoh! ?
This cliff is mocking!
The zodiac is angry.
With a dark face, he stuffed Yibao back into Jiang Han's arms.
Then he rudely opened Jiang Han's backpack with a bad attitude, and took out the bottle of Nutrition Express rudely.
"Old man, use this!"
The zodiac man proudly and proudly dropped a sentence, then snorted angrily, and hid in the woods with the nutrition express.
When someone Jiang looked at Yibao in his hand, he felt distressed immediately.
Nutrition Express is more than five yuan a bottle.
Yibao is only two dollars.
This blood loss.
As for the reason why the Yellow Daoist was angry, the pure Jiang Su could not understand.
Soon, the zodiac man came back.
His face was a little unsightly. It seemed that the bottle of Nutrition Express couldn't make him feel happy.
He wiped his hand behind him vaguely, then put the bottle on the ground: "What do you want this thing for?"
Jiang Han had already put on gloves, and at the same time sprayed the bottle with disinfectant, and wiped the bottle cap back and forth with alcohol paper on a branch.
Only then did he hold the bottle with his gloved hand, and a dangerous smile appeared on his face: "Boy urinating against zombies, the next moment is to witness the miracle!"
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Chapter 23 It's time for Dalang to get up and drink medicine
Chapter 23 It's time for Dalang to get up and drink his medicine
The Yellow Daoist thought what Jiang Han was going to do.
Hearing that Jiang Han was going to use boy urine to restrain zombies, his head suddenly became big.
"You're thinking too much." Huang Daoren explained anxiously, "Boy pee does have some restraint on the Specter Zombies, but if you want to count on this thing and kill a whitehead, it's just a dream."
"I didn't say I was going to kill him." Jiang Han looked bewildered, "Why should I kill him when he's so good."
Yellow Daoist: "...Then you said restraining zombies?"
Jiang Han said confidently: "humiliation, mental blow, this is much worse than physical injury!"
He was talking.
On the one hand, the battle began.
First, I found the bracket from the backpack, put the phone on it, turned on the recording function of the small video, and then pointed the camera at the zombie.
The zodiac man's eyes widened.
This.
What is this for! ?
Jiang Han took a bottle of yellow liquid and walked towards the zombie who was opening his mouth to absorb Yuehua.
The zodiac people suddenly had a bad premonition.
next second.
Jiang someone verified his idea.
I saw that he neatly twisted the cap of the bottle, and then pointed the mouth of the bottle at the mouth of the zombie that was absorbing the moonlight.
Gu Dong Gu Dong poured the yellow liquid inside into the zombie's mouth.
He was still muttering in his mouth: "Dalang should get up and drink the medicine."
The zodiac's eyes widened.
In the end, he was so frightened that his face turned green, he couldn't say anything, and he gasped for breath.
This tm! !
To die!
With more than ten years of experience in the industry, I have never seen this scene! !
Feed zombies to drink urine? ? ?
It's like being selected as the first place on the list of dead heavens in the spiritual world!
Not only that.Also make a video.
Huang Daoren can no longer describe Jiang's behavior.
Hold for a long time.
With a blushing face and a thick neck, he blurted out a sentence that was beautifully described as suitable and fully expressed his personal emotions: "Fuck you!"
Someone Jiang was still pouring yellow liquid into it.
First time doing this kind of thing.
He was also a little nervous.
I'm afraid that the zombie classmates won't get enough to drink.
So when you see some yellow liquid spilling out onto the zombie's face.
Jiang Han patted his thigh regretfully: "What a waste!"
Just when the contents of his bottle were poured into most of the time.
Bai Zong, who was lying inside, finally moved.
snort~
A foul corpse gas suddenly spewed out of his mouth.
Yuehua didn't smoke anymore, and with a single bite, the entire Nutrition Express's Pingzhi was smashed.
The zombie's hands suddenly stiffened and stabbed towards Jiang Han.
Jiang Han was well prepared and avoided the zombie's attack.
Jumping up from the coffin, others are out of the grave.
Roar! ! !
The angry zombie stood up straight, facing Jiang Han, roaring with his mouth open.
He is really angry with Qiqiaoshengyan!
He sucked Yuehua well, and he didn't kill anyone and drink blood today, how could he just be fed a mouthful of foul-smelling urine!
When Jiang Han and the Yellow Daoist appeared.
Actually he knew.
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