"I want to be handsome too."
He silently took out his mobile phone, turned on the beauty camera, glanced at himself, and was addicted to it. After a long while, he said coquettishly in front of the mirror, "No, I'm already handsome!"
"Gou Jianghan must have pity him because I'm not handsome!"
Lu Zihang had planned to comfort him. ,
Without saying a word, he gave his middle finger and said goodbye.
Zhao Dali was alone in the corner, taking crazy selfies with the beauty camera.
however.
He suddenly realized that something was wrong.
The person in the photo...
Why is it that the more you shoot, the less you look like yourself?
It was the same at first, but later, the people in the photo even started to go bald, and their faces were much fatter than him.
"Damn it. Could it be that Lao Tzu has lost his hair?" He quickly reached out and touched it.
"Fortunately, the hair is there, so who is this hairless dangling inside?"
Chapter 56 The camera has ghosts (ball flowers evaluation!)
Chapter 56
Zhao Dali was very angry about his peerless appearance.
The beauty filters of these years are so unreliable, they even turned their Gu Tianle-like appearance into a middle-aged uncle.
But he thought about it.
He is so handsome, and he is so greasy.
That Jiang Han's pose like a willow will definitely be uglier when photographed!
In view of Jiang Dog Thief Yan Fu is too prosperous, Zhao Dali is ready to hit him well.
then.
He held his mobile phone and was about to find Jiang Han. .
Jiang Han has already started making skewers.
By the fire, he looks like a professional grilling skewer with a little white hat, operating both hands at the same time, perfectly controlling the heat.
Against the background of the firelight, the profile of his serious skewered face became more and more handsome.
accidentally.
It attracted most of the girls in the class.
The surroundings of Jiang Han were suddenly surrounded by sisters, Yingying Yanyan, and basically all of them had just taken a shower, and the aroma was fragrant.
Lu Zihang, who was also grilling skewers, and the boys from the Avengers Alliance established in the afternoon.
They were also sweating profusely.
I originally planned to show off my baking skills and let the girls admire them.
Unexpectedly, I was busy for a long time and looked up and saw that there was no girl around, all of them were men!
Lu Zihang looked at Jiang Su with resentful eyes.
Oh no, he found that he couldn't see someone Jiang at all, the animal was completely surrounded by all kinds of graceful backs.
The girls are still making excuses.
"Oops, other people bake it too slowly, I want to eat here in Jiang Han!"
"That's right, the other boys are too weak."
"Hee hee, it's still Jiang Han who is amazing. You can see how handsome he is on skewers."
……
Lu Zihang and the Avengers boys looked at each other and silently put the whole barbecue grill covered with skewers that no one was taking into their mouths.
"Lao Lu." A boy sniffed his nose and said sadly, "Why do we have to be bitter?"
Lu Zihang sighed, "Mine is sour."
"Uuuu, mine is also..."
Jiang Han couldn't take it anymore.
Zhao Dali didn't squeeze in either, he could only join Lu Zihang's Avengers with envy and hatred.
He also took out his mobile phone and shared it with other boys: "Look, I found a very stupid beauty camera, which can make people uglier and uglier."
He wanted to find out the photos he just took and show them to Lu Zihang.
As a result, I flipped through it twice, and looked confused: "Fuck, where is my photo? I didn't delete it, I remember it."
"Don't this stupid software even have a save function?"
Zhao Dali simply pointed the camera at Lu Zihang: "Look, this stupid beauty camera will make you bald, and the nt filter is a real hammer!"
A group of boys came over: "Is he so awesome? If I use him to shoot my treasured videos, can you help me remove the mosaic?"
"Great idea! I think I can try it!"
"Take a quick shot to see if you can actually get rid of the hair."
Zhao Dali immediately pressed the shutter.
Click.
The photo is in front of everyone.
Everyone looked at it for a long time.
Lu Zihang twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "This is a hammer, I think it's your middle-aged and blessed version."
The person in the photo is still the same as Zhao Dali saw just now, but it is more and more different from him.
Zhao Dali scratched his head: "What's wrong with Sabi software?"
"Forget it, don't play anymore, delete it."
He clicked twice and found that he couldn't delete it at all.
Moreover, instead, the beauty camera kept turning on automatically and wanted to take pictures of him.
"Fuck?! My phone is poisoned?"
Zhao Dali pressed the phone directly on the desktop, covering the camera, "How can you defile this peerless face of Lao Tzu!"
A group of boys began to wonder, what kind of virus was this phone infected with, and how could it be so weird.
Lu Zihang frowned, suddenly thinking of a terrible possibility, hurriedly rushed into the pile of sister paper, and pulled Jiang Han out.
He repeated the question about the beauty camera on Zhao Dali's phone just now.
Jiang Han took out the ghost-hunting needle.
pat.
really.
After the ghost-hunting needle trembled, it instantly pointed to the phone that Zhao Dali covered with a rag.
This was the first time he encountered a ghost hiding in his phone.
And it is a beauty software.
This is too up to date.
"Old Zhao." Jiang Han pulled Zhao Dali aside and patted Zhao Dali's shoulder, "You don't feel that something is wrong, do you?"
Zhao Dali shook his head: "No, what's wrong?"
"I'm fine everywhere, but my head is a little cold."
He reached out and wiped it.
Just grab a chunk of hair.
And the position of the hair loss is just right, it is exactly the same as the bald head in the photo.
Zhao Dali suddenly widened his eyes: "Damn, what's wrong with my hair, why is it like this!"
He was a bit square, so he quickly grabbed a bottle of water and poured two mouthfuls to suppress the shock.
however.
next second.
His stomach began to swell little by little.
Hands, feet and face are also slowly fattening.
Zhao Dali panicked: "I, what's the matter with me, how come it seems to be the same as the one taken by the camera!"
Chapter 57 The ghost trying to escape in the photo
Chapter 57 The ghost trying to escape in the photo
"Don't panic..." Jiang Han comforted him.
Since the ghost-hunting needle didn't point to Zhao Dali's body, it means that the key problem is still on the phone.
This is probably the effect of a curse.
He rummaged and found a box of Bezoar Detoxification Tablets from his backpack.
(,,2!:,)『.白,阳";群?!』;,(::五,三;"七"八'一:"九'三?三.六,.5.3'7!?8;1;,9;"3;3!6"?) 现场强化了一下试试。
System: Strengthen Bezoar Detoxification Tablets, each tablet needs to consume 20 points of reinforcement. Are you sure to strengthen it?
Jiang Han decisively chose yes.
Bezoar detoxification tablets that break part of the cursed state: accidentally triggered the curse of evil spirits? , It doesn't matter, a slice before being killed by the evil ghost can effectively relieve the curse state.
"You eat this." Jiang Han handed him a bezoar detoxification tablet.
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