Jiang Han held him down and said with a smile: "Don't be excited, this kind of thing is a rare blessing, and it will be fully opened immediately, wait a moment." The Taoist Qingxin was dumbfounded. (abfa) This is so...
Is this how Buddhists open the root of wisdom?
Why does it feel like the Heavenly Spirit Cover will be opened if you keep it open like this! !
Zhang Xiaohua's whole body froze, and when she turned her head, her neck cracked: "This... this is the legend, empowerment?" Asked Mi Po was silent for a few seconds and said, "Maybe, it would be more appropriate to call the top lift. ." Jiang was still a little addicted.
Control the force.
Bang bang bang.
He finally got through the back of this dude's head completely.
"Brother, are you enlightened? Can you understand the Zen theory I'm talking about now?" Jiang Han asked with concern, "Buddhist things are more profound, and it really took a lot of effort to make you understand me. Less strength." The half-dead and half-alive little boy in red who had already been beaten was about to die.
Upon hearing this.
I feel like I can live again.
He nodded frantically: "I understand, I understand, I understand!" "It really is unfathomable!"
"That's right! Big brother, what you said is the truth! I feel like my mind is sober in an instant." Qingxin Daochang glanced at the back of his opened head. The cool wind was blowing in it, can he not be sober?
Jiang Han patted his head with satisfaction: "Ruzi can be taught. Now you come and tell me how many floors there are." "After counting for so many years, do you understand?"
The little boy straightened his back and said very seriously and seriously: "I have been counting for many years and I can't understand it, but after eldest brother, you gave me a root of wisdom, and now I understand it all!" Layer! The King and Lao Tzu are here, and I only accept the answer you gave, eldest brother." Jiang Han felt more and more that his merits and virtues were immeasurable.
Check it out.
The naive young man who couldn't even count the number of stairs at first, how firmly accepted the Zen philosophy now.
"Very good, very good." Jiang Han handed him over to Taoist Qingxin, "Brother Qingxin please help me hold this guy temporarily, I'm going to continue teaching Zen with the next person." Take?
hold?
The pure-hearted Taoist was very stunned.
Jiang Han had already walked over to the water dispenser.
Just as the Elevator Ghost of the Leading Party said, there is indeed a water dispenser, which circulates back and forth, and picks up a bottomless paper cup to collect water.
Then take a sip.
lay down.
found no water.
Then repeat the above actions.
"This guy..." The pure-hearted Taoist considered his words, "Is there a disease in the brain?" Jiang Han had already walked over.
Looking at the empty bottom of this man's cup, he said with emotion: "Brother, you seem to be a person who understands Zen, you want to tell the world that life is like this cup, no matter how much you put in it, it will be empty in the end? ?" The man's hand slowly stretched towards Jiang Han's artery, and the flesh on it was already hot and bubbling: "I want to drink the water in your body...".
Chapter 96 The Specter in Red: Dad, I Have Cerebral Palsy 1/5
Facing the words of this water dispenser ghost, Jiang Su suddenly took a few steps back. "What are you..."
"There is actually such a perverted hobby!"
"I've heard that some people in this world like to drink the urine of beautiful women, but I didn't expect that even a handsome guy like me would care about it. The world is getting worse~!" Jiang Han shook his head, looking at the water dispenser ghost with disgust on his face. As soon as he retreated, the hand of the water dispenser ghost stretched out to cut his artery, and suddenly froze in the air.
The water dispenser ghost was originally expressionless, but when he heard Jiang Han's words, his face twitched on the spot.
God tm drink your pee!
I need such a big water dispenser to drink the water you excrete?
What I said was to drink your blood, bastard!
Seeing that his hand didn't retract, Jiang Han blushed and said, "If you really want to drink, then you have to change the cup."
"Actually, I also understand that you can't drink water with a broken water glass all day long. While understanding Zen principles, it is indeed easy to destroy your brain's thirst."
Angrily, the water dispenser threw the bottomless water cup he had been using for years and threw it on the ground, gritted his teeth and said, "Nima, shut up! Who said I want to drink your urine!" of Zen!"
Jiang Han was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "Then... since you're not trying to understand the principles of Zen, what does it mean to put a broken water glass that can't hold water all day long and put the water in it?" "What's this called cerebral palsy?" The grimace darkened a bit again.
Did anyone say that?
I call this a curse!
This is weird!
This is called horror!
If you don't do something bells and whistles that look terrifying, how can you set off your own red-clothed ghost?
However, as a Specter in the red-clothed realm, he cannot surrender his identity and explain these basic things to someone from Jiang.
and so.
He just gave a gloomy smile and used a curse: "Then can you fill me with water with this cup?" He said.
He also specifically leaned down and picked up the water glass that he threw away just now.
Asked Mi Po couldn't help covering her mouth and said, "Although the way he said the curse lines is terrifying, why do I think his attitude of picking up things... is shameful?" The pure-hearted Taoist smiled bitterly: "Why are you talking to your little friend? In the same way, there is no reverence for Specter."
"In any case, this is a curse from hundreds of bloody red-clothed ghosts. Even if the little friend is extremely powerful, he has to be cautious."
Zhang Xiaohua also said solemnly: "This curse, I feel that it is more difficult to handle than the one who counted the stairs just now, a bottomless cup, even if you wrap it in your hands, it is impossible to hold the water until it is full, and it is still scalding hot. hot water." The water dispenser ghost had already brought the cup to Jiang Han, and said with a grim expression: "Remember, you must fill up the water, not even a drop, otherwise, it will be a failure." Jiang Han smiled. The rhetorical question: "What about the consequences of failure?"
The water dispenser ghost sneered: "Do you know why the bottom of my cup is empty?" "It's just to facilitate bloodletting."
"If you fail, this cup will grow in your heart, drain your blood, and turn you into a mummified corpse alive." Jiang Han nodded: "How awesome!" Then he grabbed the cup with his hands .
Throw it on the ground.
Papapapa is just stepping on it with a few feet.
The entire cup was trampled into pieces on the spot.
The water dispenser ghost suddenly widened his eyes.
Looking at the broken glass on the ground in disbelief.
This is no ordinary cup.
It was a monster with terrifying power that had grown up with him day after day since the day he died.
Not to mention stepping on it, it is a powerful Taoist priest who can destroy the water glass with the thunder method of Longhu Mountain.
Just seconds after the glass was broken.
The water dispenser ghost was struck by lightning, his body trembled heavily, and his breath suddenly slumped and fell a lot.
A pure-hearted Taoist dared to conclude that just like this, at least his strength fell by more than half.
"Is there still water?" Jiang Han grabbed the water dispenser ghost and patted his face, as if a father was cleaning up his son, "Are you convinced that you have cerebral palsy?" The three-year-old child next door to my house can't do such a stupid thing." "Come on, tell me loudly if you have cerebral palsy?" The water dispenser ghost tried hard to resist. 0. Ask for flowers. . . . 0 was summoned, but it was someone Jiang who slapped and slapped mercilessly, causing him to fly all over the sky.
"I...I have cerebral palsy..." The water dispenser ghost cried and said desperately.
Jiang Han was very dissatisfied, and he punched his brain: "Tell me more carefully.
"Your attitude of admitting mistakes is very problematic.
The water dispenser ghost quickly stood up straight, as serious as a primary school student, and his legs were still shaking: "Dad, me, I have cerebral palsy when I pick up water from a broken water glass all day long!
"So I have cerebral palsy.
Jiang Han was very satisfied and patted his head: "Yes, I just overestimated you, that's why I thought you had a sense of Zen, and now I think about it, after all, only a person with Buddha nature like me would often use Buddha nature. from the perspective of other people’s actions.”
"No matter what, you cerebral palsy can't comprehend these things."
The water dispenser ghost was very aggrieved, but still forced a smile: "Yes, yes, it's my fault that I, a cerebral palsy, don't understand Zen principles at all, so I can't answer your words full of Buddha-nature." "You stand in front of me, I seem to be able to Feeling the Buddha's light behind you makes me refreshed and calm, as if I am in a world of bliss..." He patted his ass desperately.
Trying to use the word Buddha nature to save his life.
You are so Buddha-nature, you can't kill, right?
Jiang, who was photographed by him, was refreshed, and nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, yes, there is progress." "Buddha-nature is compassionate, you have to study more." After that.
He Kaka broke the hands and feet of the water dispenser ghost, and threw it to ask Mi Po: "I'll trouble you to take this stuff." The water dispenser ghost cried.
You are so inhuman!Where did the Buddha-nature come from!Don't you push yourself too hard?
Asking Mi Po was so scared that her soul almost flew away.
This Nima, the red-clothed ghost who has eaten hundreds of people's blood, can collapse himself to death if he farts.
Fortunately, Jiang Han had already abandoned this product, and she had no power to resist, so she dragged the person in fear and followed Jiang Han's footsteps.
Jiang Han has come to the information desk in the waiting hall.
Before it arrived, there was a strange smell coming.
Like a charred corpse.
A gloomy voice suddenly came from behind Jiang Han: "I, does it look good?" And.
Chapter 97 Beautiful or Not, Are You Not Compelling? 2/5
The voice was a little sharp and cold in the dark.
There is no doubt that people are unlikely to make such a sound.
Before Jiang Han turned his head, there was a call from a pure-hearted Taoist behind him: "Little friend, don't look back!!" "Don't answer her question, I will use the Taoist method immediately to protect your heart. "
Zhang Xiaohua also quickly reminded: "This must be the curse of the red-clothed ghost. If you answer incorrectly, it will be too late for the pure-hearted boss to save you." The three of them actually did not see Jiang Han's back. anything.
But with years of supernatural experience, there is no need to see things at all. Just that weird question is enough for a pure-hearted Taoist to judge the situation.
"What?" Jiang Han still turned his head.
The pure-hearted Taoist was shocked, and the secret path was not good. In a hurry, his whisk had already arranged the "two-one-three" Taoist method, and suddenly moved towards Jiang Han's back.
A cool air flow immediately spread out from his whisk, trying to wrap Jiang Han's back and ensure that he would not be invaded by the ghosts.
however.
The airflow spread out less than ten centimeters in radius, but it seemed to have suffered great resistance.
With a sharp laughter in the air, a lipstick mark suddenly appeared on the whisk.
This lipstick print is extraordinary, not red, but black.
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