Lu Zihang's body suddenly steamed out of black gas.
The expression on his face kept changing, as if he had suffered a great deal of pain, and from time to time he became another person roaring.
after a few seconds.
Lu Zihang shivered. "I am Cao."
"Comrade Jiang, you are here. Dad misses you!" "You don't know how tormented I am today!" "A bunch of inexplicable things."
"By the way, what did you give me to eat just now, why do I feel like my whole body is hot." Very good.
This is the normal state.
Jiang Han said: "It's nothing, just a little medicine for kidney deficiency." Lu Zihang: "How much is a little?" Jiang Han: "Twenty."
The corner of Lu Zihang's mouth twitched: "Forget it, let me tell you, there have been a lot of weird things in my family these past two days, except for that idiot Lu Tianyang, my maid is also a little wrong, in the lunch at noon... I actually ate one. Fingers." "When I went to the toilet just now, what I pulled out from the tissue box was a piece of white paper with scary graffiti on it." "The things I drew... are super scary," he said.
A few crumpled papers came out of his pocket.
Spread it out.
On the white paper are paintings drawn with crayons.
The content is horrible.
Some of the villains who wrote Lu Zihang had their heads split open with a knife.
Some people who wrote Lu Zihang's father's name were beheaded.
There was even a dining table where Lu Zihang's family was dismembered, which was very bloody.
"Since when did you start to feel wrong?" Jiang Han asked curiously.
Lu Zihang said with lingering fears: "It started when I ate half of my fingers in it during lunch." The two walked into the villa while talking.
Probably afraid of being heard, Lu Zihang lowered his voice: "My father is also at home, but I don't know if there is any problem with him, so I am very worried, and the call to the police will not be available."
The figure of the maid just came out of the kitchen, and in her hand, she was holding two plates of unknown dishes. "Master."
The maid raised her head and said stiffly, "Afternoon tea is ready, you and your classmates can have dinner." Lu Zihang was shocked, looking at the plate of meat she put on the table, his eyes were full of horror .
It was the one he was most familiar with...
Chapter 111 Make Me an Iron Pot and Stew Yourself 1/5
In that plate, it turned out to be a broken black cat!
It can be seen that it was brutally chopped by a machete, the meat foam was splashed all over the edge of the plate, the size of the meat was uneven, and the blood-red intestines were arranged in a mess, making people nauseous when they saw it. "vomit!"
Lu Zihang couldn't help but gag. This black cat was his pet, but he never thought it would be chopped up and served as afternoon tea. "Master, eat quickly, this is the afternoon tea you just made, and it's still fresh."
The maid's expression was stiff and gloomy, and she urged, as if she was very much looking forward to the picture of the two eating the black cat.
At this moment, Jiang Han suddenly took the plate, looked at the black cat corpse on the plate, and said calmly: "That's it? You are too embarrassed to use it to entertain guests?" The servant obviously did not expect Jiang Han to say Such words.
For a moment, he asked with an ugly face: "What? Are you not satisfied with this afternoon tea~?"
"This thing has less meat and more hair, who would like to eat it!" Jiang Han replied with a pouted mouth, "To entertain guests with such low-level ingredients, do you have any professionalism as a servant? You are simply giving me Lu Zihang Lu Da. Local tyrants smear-black!" "Did you know that local tyrants like our classmate Lu are accustomed to eating the top-quality and freshest ingredients." "The meat should be eaten directly from the sow's cub. To eat, you have to start eating from the freshest seed stage!" Lu Zihang's mouth twitched.
Innocent lay gun!
I don't dare to despise it!
And what are you talking about is what people eat!Chasing after pigs? ?
The servant was reprimanded in a daze.
Are you a fool?On this plate is a bloody black cat corpse!
Don't worry if you're not afraid, but now you still have the heart to tell me there is something wrong with the ingredients? !
After being stunned, his heart suddenly became furious, and the already stiff expression on his face became even more icy. He said sadly, "Then tell me, what kind of ingredients can satisfy you?" Jiang Han said regretfully: "Hey! I dare to say the real top ingredients, but I'm afraid you can't find it." I joined!You kid is not finished, is it?
The maid suddenly felt violated.
There was even a hint of anger in his voice: "Speak! As long as you dare to speak, I will definitely be able to find it!" "Okay, since you have such a strong request, I will reluctantly say it."
Jiang Han shook his head, looking very beating: "It is said that human beings are the master of all things, so the top ingredient in this world is naturally human flesh!" "How about it? Can you find this ingredient?"
When the servant heard this, there was a bit of sarcasm in his eyes, feeling that this kid must be frightened and stupid, and sneered: "Of course I can find this top-notch ingredient, come with me, I promise you will eat enough!"
Want human flesh from yourself?
How easy that is!
Lao Tzu will turn you into a meat dish and you're done.
A cruel smile appeared on the corner of the servant's mouth. "Okay! Let's wait and see."
Jiang Han shrugged and was about to leave with the servant.
Lu Zihang quickly grabbed Jiang Han's arm and said tremblingly: "Jiang... Comrade Jiang, you are not crazy! Let's run away!" "You go to the kitchen with a ghost to find human flesh... You are not afraid that he will kill you. Is the dish done?" Through the conversation between the two, Lu Zihang was about to pee now.
Eating human flesh?Big brother, will you be known by 404 if you put this statement in a novel or movie?
You dare to ask more than a ghost.
"What are you afraid of, come, you also follow me to see."
Jiang Han couldn't help but say, grabbed Lu Zihang's arm, and followed behind the servant.
Soon, the three of them came to the kitchen.
As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw the servant stop and pointed at the door: "Go in, there is what you want in it." Jiang Han did not move, but doubted: "Oh? Do you have any knowledge?" "Hee hee, I don't need it! Because..."
The servant's expression suddenly became extremely ferocious, the skin on his face slowly peeled off, and soon only a piece of blood was left.
The voice also became hoarse, like a sharp knife slicing through the glass, which made the scalp tingle. "Because... the top ingredients are right in front of my eyes! Hee hee!"
In the harsh scream, the servant opened his blood-filled palm and was about to rush towards Jiang Han!But, the next moment... poof!
With a muffled sound, the servant's movements stiffened in mid-air, and the already pale pupils revealed confusion.
She looked at Jiang Han, and then looked down at her arm. At this time, it was empty, and there was no palm! "Then you are so warm and polite!"
"Take yourself as an ingredient, how much salary does Lu Tuhao give you to make you so willing?"
Jiang Han weighed the palm he had just torn off, and said with a playful face: "Okay, now that the ingredients are available, please process it!" "Take this thing into the kitchen and cook yourself in an iron pot!" The torn hand was stuffed back into the servant's arms.
Iron...stew yourself in an iron pot? 0. Ask for flowers. . . . . 0 You are so good at playing, why don't you go to heaven!
The servant girl screamed, raised her other palm again, and grabbed Jiang Han fiercely!
What a joke, she is a ghost after all!
When have you been treated like this by a human being? Today, I have to let the other party see what despair is!
After that, there is no after.
It's just that the bloody palms in Jiang Han's hands changed from one to two, and the servant girl wanted to cry without tears, so she could only open the kitchen door resignedly.
She is also very desperate, what else can she do, at least she still has a chance to survive.
Otherwise, he would have to be directly torn apart by this fierce god.
At the moment of entering the kitchen, the picture presented to everyone is a warm picture of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, but it looks like hell!
... 0 is as big as the wall and the floor, as small as the wok and chopsticks, and the surfaces are all covered with a thick layer of blood.Blood dripped from time to time, pulling long sticky threads in the air...
Jiang Han turned a blind eye to all this, dragged the almost unconscious Lu Zihang forward slowly, and finally stopped in front of a large iron pot.He pouted at the servant girl and pointed at the iron pot: "Come on, female guest No. [-], please start your performance." The servant: "..."
No FUCK to say!
Go to the stove, drill the iron pot, cover the pot, and turn on the gas.
These actions are done in one go!
Seeing Jiang Han couldn't help clapping his hands and applauding, he was really professional!
"Okay, for the sake of your dedication, I'll help you again."
Jiang Han tapped his fingertips, and separated a ray of yang energy into the quietly burning gas flame. In an instant, the flames were like an angry dragon, and in the blink of an eye, the whole iron pot was wrapped!
The originally quiet iron pot began to shake violently, and there were bursts of desperate wailing from it, but it didn't last long before it returned to silence.System: "Kill the evil spirits and get a thousand boosts!" The demo, dare to fight with me!
Jiang Han clapped his hands, and was about to turn around to leave, but he heard strange sounds coming from the depths of the kitchen.Gollum...
It seems that there are still industrious people cooking the dishes.
Jiang Han smiled clearly, raised his leg and walked towards that side.
Soon, I saw a round figure standing quietly on the edge of the blood-stained stove not far away.
He was staring at the steaming iron pan in front of him, and he was still muttering madly.
"Hey...Human zongzi tastes good, eat one and you'll be full!" And.
Chapter 112 Can Zongzi be eaten with salt? 2/5
Jiang Han walked slowly behind the fat chef, patted the other's shoulder, and said curiously, "Hey, buddy, how about cooking zongzi?"
"Hey! That's right!" The fat chef smiled naively, patted his round belly like a ball, and said, "The zongzi I cooked are delicious! Boy, do you want a few?" Jiang Han shook his head, slightly With disgust, he said: "I'm a very sloppy person. I don't eat high-quality ingredients, and I don't eat them if they don't taste good enough." "Besides, your zongzi is still cooked in a pressure cooker. It must be rotten. Just think about it. It's unpalatable!" The chef ghost's face suddenly became gloomy, and he turned his head, staring at Jiang Han with his green bean-like eyes.
Weng Sheng said: "What do you know, these dumplings of mine are all made with the freshest materials! How could they be unpalatable!"
Jiang Han didn't care, and said, "Then tell me, what kind of "two-three-zero" ingredients are in the zongzi, and what ingredients are used? If I think it's not bad, maybe I can try a few bites." "Hey! Are these ingredients..."
The chef ghost rubbed his fat hands and said like a lot: "I only use fresh human flesh that I just cut, and I put it in the pot without even dripping blood!"
"There are also zongzi leaves, glutinous rice, salted egg yolk, and even the humble salty salt is made of top-notch treasures. You say, how can such a zongzi be unpalatable?!" The more he spoke, the more excited he became, and his tone gradually accelerated , the expression on his face became more and more gloomy.
"Little brother, believe me, have a taste, if it tastes good, cut the meat from your body piece by piece and make it into zongzi, what do you think?" Jiang's face darkened: "You The zongzi is actually so crazy?! The chef ghost thought he was talking about human flesh, and sneered: "What?do you have any opinion? "
However, someone Jiang slapped the table and said indignantly, "You actually put salt in the dumplings?!" "Can the dumplings be eaten with salt?!"
"My sweet zongzi is the best in the world! The salty party is getting rough!"
The fat chef thought that Jiang Han would say something threatening, but he almost broke his waist by this unattainable remark.
Mmp!
I told you to kill people to make zongzi, but your attention is actually on the taste of zongzi!
It just doesn't make sense!
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