Whoosh!
Whoosh!
In the gym, there were bursts of low breathing sounds. At this time, Lu Guoan was flying around the room at a very fast speed.
Beads of sweat the size of soybeans rolled down his forehead, and after a while, his clothes were already wet, looking like they had just been fished out of the water. "Run quickly! Do nine hundred dumbbells after the run! One thousand bobby-jumps!" Jiang Han was still urging in a cold voice, the yang energy in his hands was steaming, and he was ready to shoot at any time.
Seeing this, Lu Guoan, who had just been slack, immediately let out a snarl, and the speed suddenly accelerated a little, and it almost became an afterimage. "Comrade Jiang. Are you sure it's okay to toss like this?"
Lu Zihang looked at his father, who looked like Bolt, and couldn't help swallowing.
Roughly estimated, it has been running for at least half an hour now. Even some professional athletes may not be able to bear such an exercise intensity!
As far as Lu Guoan's body and bones are full of dark diseases, can't he be directly tossed and collapsed? "Don't worry, this is not an ordinary exercise, and the benefits are great!"
Jiang Han patted him on the shoulder and explained, "Actually, ghost possession is not necessarily harmful to the human body. As long as it is handled properly, it is very beneficial." "Beneficial? Are you sure you are not kidding me?"
Lu Zihang looked like I'm still young, don't try to lie to me, obviously skeptical about this.
What are you kidding me, ghosts can still have benefits?
Is it really like a modern living Lei Feng?
"You don't understand this, right?" Jiang Han shook his finger and said slowly, "You see that she is actually exercising now, and she is also the one who is tired. She naturally has to use her yin to protect your father's body. , otherwise she will also lose money, give your father the entire Liuwei Dihuang Wan in a while, and eliminate the yin influence she brought to your father!"
"Damn it! Such a cow!"
Lu Zihang did not expect that the red-clothed evil spirit could have such a purpose, so he calmed down and observed Lu Guoan carefully for a while.
as predicted!
At this time, although Lu Guoan was sweating profusely, his face was ruddy and his breathing was strong. How could he still look like he was sick in the past? !
Good guy, it turns out that the devil can also be used as a tool man!
Lu Zihang smiled: "Dad Jiang, when are you going to bring me the whole female ghost, let her be on me and help me keep fit?" The female ghost...fitness...
Is your kid's taste so heavy?
Jiang Han glanced at Lu Zihang strangely, and said for a moment, "This thing is good for people who are sick, but if it's a healthy normal person, it's not necessarily a good thing."
"If it is full, it will overflow, and if the moon is full, it will be short. You should have heard of it, right? It's all the same."
Lu Zihang immediately became less interested, looked around, found a yoga mat, and sat down.Looking at Lu Guoan, who was tossing up and down, he suddenly thought of the scene where he was chased by his father's dog all over the playground when he was a child... Now look at it again, tsk tsk tsk!
Dad, thirty years Hedong!
You have today too!Hahahahaha!
"You have influenced me to do yoga, please let me..."
Just when Lu Zihang was complacent, a deep voice suddenly came from behind him, and it was obvious that he was not a local.
Ok?
Did you tell me to give way to me at Laozi's house?
Are you out-of-town thieves so ignorant of the rules?
Lu Zihang's heart burst into flames, he turned his head, and without even thinking, he scolded, "Fuck you, don't you know where this is! Dare..." He was just halfway through.
Lu Zihang couldn't speak any longer, because what was behind him at this time was some kind of out-of-town thief, but a bunch of rotten meat twisted together in a twist shape!At this moment, the distance between the two is less than half a meter at most... Gulu~ Lu Zihang's face turned green, and he squeezed out an extremely ugly and miserable smile: "What, big brother, am I blocking you? It's easy to say, easy to say. , Well, I'll get out now!" After saying that, Lu Zihang wanted to get up and run away, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move, as if he was stuck in an invisible quagmire!
Ka Ka Ka!
The rotten flesh slowly squirmed, and there was a tooth-stinging sound of bone cracking, a human head slowly emerged, and the scarlet eyeballs rumbled. "Giggle, can I teach you how to do yoga? Don't worry, it's comfortable!" The big mouth with dense fangs opened and closed gently, and bursts of crazy and terrifying growls.
"Come on, I'm going to twist you into what I am now, so that you can also experience my comfort!" 0. Ask for flowers. . . . 0 "Don't...Jiang...Jiang Han..."
Lu Zihang wanted to shout, but his throat couldn't make any sound. He could only let the strange forces around him slowly increase and squeeze towards his body.
Just when he was extremely desperate, Jiang Han's surprise whisper suddenly came from his ear. "Huh? Are you practicing yoga? Teach me too?"
As soon as the voice came, that kind of strange power dissipated in an instant, like the white snow in the spring.
Lu Zihang hurriedly got up from the ground, hid his shit aside, and was so frightened that his tears came out. "Giggle~ You want to learn yoga too? Okay...I'll teach you!"
...... 0 The meatball screamed suddenly, and its body was twisted and taut like a twist, and then bounced up, turning into a black light and rushing towards Jiang Han's face.
It was already extremely angry in its heart. As an evil spirit, its curse can only take effect on one person at a time. It was just because of Jiang Han's words that the duck that reached its mouth was released.
If that's the case, then let you die instead of this kid!
"When an evil ghost can look so weird, did your mother accidentally put you in the rice cake pot?" Jiang Han looked disgusted and picked up a barbell.
"Come on, I'll teach you what it means to smash rice cakes today!" Boom!
With vigorous yang energy wrapping the barbell, Jiang Han waved his palm like a god holding the sun, smashing it towards the disgusting meatball.
Pfft!
The muffled sound of flesh and blood tearing, the barbell did not have any stagnation, but just tore the meat balls from it in an instant.The barbell rises and falls again and again, like a ruthless pile driver... puff puff puff...
In the blink of an eye, the flesh-shaped evil ghost couldn't stand such a fierce torture, and it turned into fly ash and dissipated.
Not far away, the female ghost in red who was possessing Lu Guoan was horrified when she saw this scene.Immediately, he raised his hand and said, "Big... Boss! Another five thousand push-ups!"
However, Jiang Han did not pay attention to her, but turned his head and stared coldly at the closed gym door.
dong dong dong!There's a knock on the door!
"Zihang! Open the door! Jiang Han has a problem!" And.
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This voice!
It was clearly Lu Zihang's cousin Lu Tianyang!But the key is...
How could he come here at this time and keep saying that Jiang Han has a problem?
He was just saved by Jiang Han!
A tangle flashed across Lu Zihang's face, and he looked at Lu Guoan, who was still exercising vigorously, and the rotten flesh that had just dissipated on the ground...
Lu Zihang grinned and immediately yelled at the door: "I'm going to fuck with you! You are stupid! You are the one who has the problem, right!" be detected.
After a while, the knock on the door resumed, and Lu Tianyang's anxious voice came: "Zihang! Why are you so stupid! Open the door for cousin, don't be fooled by Jiang Han!" "Open the door? It's better to drive your mother than "two-three-zero"! I've long been annoyed by you asshole." Lu Zihang had already determined that the other party was definitely not a good thing, so how could he open the door. "You fucking..."
Outside the door, Lu Tianyang finally couldn't help spit out the fragrance, why is this little bit so irritating!
Row!Don't open the door, right?
I will jump out of the window and see how I clean up you later!
Just as Lu Tianyang was about to turn around and leave, he heard another surprised voice from the room: "Tianyang? Are you Tianyang? I'm your cousin!" Meow Meow Meow?
cousin?In my memory, this body has no cousin at all!
Did you remember it wrong?
Out of caution, he still tentatively said, "Cousin? Which cousin are you?"
"It's the cousin of your seventh aunt's eighth aunt's third uncle's fourth uncle's house! You can forget this!?" Shouldn't it be normal to forget this!
Lu Tianyang was no longer able to complain. He thought that he really remembered it wrong, and quickly pretended to be surprised: "Oh, cousin! It's you! Hurry up! Open the door, Jiang Han has a problem! Don't get hurt!" "Open the door! It can be…”
Inside the door, the voice said hesitantly, "But now I don't quite believe that you are Lu Tianyang. Why don't you tell me what my name is to prove yourself?" Lu Tianyang:. …”
How can I know what the name of your cheap cousin is? !
He could only smile awkwardly: "That... cousin, I'm sorry, I really forgot your name."
"You idiot! I dare to forget my name! Come on, my cousin will fix your head for you now, and recall it!" With a curse full of anger, Lu Tianyang clearly heard footsteps in the room come.Da da da……
From far to near, more and more clear!
hey hey hey!Cousin, cousin!As long as you open the door, I will give you a big surprise!
Lu Tianyang's face became hideous, his normal complexion turned blue in the blink of an eye, his eyes bulged out, staring at the door fiercely, waiting for the moment the door opened, he directly tore the other party to pieces!
Da da.
But at this moment, the footsteps suddenly disappeared, and the door did not move.
No sign of being opened at all!
Could it be that the idiots inside are deliberately playing with themselves?
boom!
Just when Lu Tianyang was wondering, the door that was still closed suddenly burst open, and a large hand radiating the heat of magma stretched out from it, and instantly grabbed his throat! "Hey! Cousin, since your brain is not good, then cousin, I will help you to repair!"
Among the flying and broken sawdust, Jiang Han's smiling face appeared. At this moment, he descended like a fire god, the fiery red yang energy around him was raging, and the burned skin of Lu Tianyang rotted and collapsed in an instant. "You...are you..."
"I'm your cousin! You idiot!"
Just as Lu Tianyang was about to open his mouth, Jiang Han slapped him in the face and turned his head around his neck several times, almost turning into a headless devil. "Cousin, come on, don't you like being a cousin very much? Today I'll let you be enough for one at a time!" Tear~Jiang Han grabbed Lu Tianyang's arms with a little force, and smashed them into two. Arms ripped off.
Black blood sprayed out, and the filthy and evil aura fluttered with teeth and claws, wanting to die with Jiang Han, but before he could touch Jiang Han's body, he was bounced back by a solid golden bell phantom.
The golden bell, the most masculine!Insidious!
Jiang Han didn't pay attention, he was waving his hands again, and in the blink of an eye, he had torn Lu Tianyang into a bald man, leaving only a body with a head on, looking at him in horror and despair. 0. "Cousin! No, Dad! Ancestor! Please show mercy and give me a way out!"
The ghost disguised as Lu Tianyang's mentality collapsed. He never thought that there would be such a fierce god hidden in it, and quickly opened his mouth to beg for mercy. "Tell me, what conspiracy do you have! If you don't say it, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless!"
Jiang Han smiled grimly, took out Liuwei Dihuang Pills from his arms, and said, "One at a time, until you are willing to say it." "Speak! I will say it all!"
Don't say there is medicine, even if there is no medicine, I will definitely take it!
Soon, Jiang Han learned the truth from the ghost disguised as Lu Tianyang.
In addition to these evil ghosts who disguised themselves as humans and made waves everywhere, there are also some ghosts who are hiding in the hospital at this moment!
As for the conspiracy behind this, Jiang Han couldn't help being surprised.
These ghosts actually want to spread the curse through the patient tonight. The patient is weak and weak, and it is very easy to be invaded by the curse!
If they are really allowed to succeed, it will definitely be a huge disaster!
"Damn, you wicked bastards have all kinds of bad tricks! Go to hell!"
Jiang Han sent Lu Tianyang back to the west with one punch, and then dealt with the red-clothed female ghost who was about to be hollowed out. Only then did he feel that the cold aura that filled the air was slowly dissipating. "Okay, now that all the ghosts have been eliminated, there will be no problems."
Jiang Han clapped his hands and signaled that Lu Zihang could rest assured, so he got up and rushed to the hospital.
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