……

His telepathy is really useful.

How should I describe this great Buddhist power? It's just a little bit vulgar.

Hmm.

The next month is a short rest period.

Qin You mainly waited for the situation of the priestess Nan Xingzi, and did some of his own things.

At the Tiangong, he occasionally received orders, and he took the blind man and Nanbei to handle them.

He also took a few small orders from the mysterious Global Supernatural Forum around Jianghai City to earn some pocket money.

Occasionally, he would take time to go to school, but now that he is too famous, he will encounter a lot of extra troubles in school.

So he goes less and less.

Since he wants to buy a means of transportation, a car, he also took time to go to a driving school to learn how to drive.

The first day of driving school.

Several students in the same period didn't seem to know him, and he was happy to be idle.

It was the bearded coach who had a bad temper.

""All of you, tighten your belts! Under my control, I don't care who you are, I will scold you even if you are the king of heaven!"

Everyone else was silent, only Qin You sat in the back seat with his neck stiff and asked:"Coach, if you study well in advance, can you take the test in advance?"

The coach cursed on the spot:"I xxxxxx! You better be honest! If you can finish the test in two months, I will consider you a genius! Do you know how strict the driver's license test is now! I am afraid that you, a bunch of impatient road killers, will commit crimes on the road! Sit tight! Look carefully! This is the clutch, this is a manual transmission! This is the brake! Press the clutch with your left foot! Release it slowly! See! Be gentle! Don't stall the engine!"

On the second day of the driving school.

The coach's temper improved a lot:"Well... look at this classmate Qin You, learn from him, his learning speed... is quite fast, maybe he can learn it almost in a month."

At this time, the coach also stood aside, with several other students, looking at the training car with complicated eyes, parking at various weird and narrow angles. It was the third day of driving school.

The two training cars were speeding on the training ground, forcing several other training cars to stop.

Qin You changed gears as fast as lightning, stepped on the clutch, stepped on the brake, the engine roared under the heavy load, and the vehicle suddenly made another sharp turn. The tires rubbed a hot black shadow on the ground...

He said excitedly:"This technique is called jumping side sliding, letting the rear wheels press on the wave belt on the side of the road (the red and white stone belt around the bend of the track), and the bounce caused by the rear wheels pressing on the wave belt is used to make the car lose its original grip, or use the oversteer caused by the front wheels pressing on the wave belt to produce drift."

"Another drainage ditch bend!"

He was the only one who was excited.

Everyone else... including the coach, they all grabbed the assistant in the car, their faces were terrified, and there were ghosts howling.

"Slow down! Slow down!"

"Help! Let me get off the bus!——!"

"Big Brother! You have finished your apprenticeship! Big Brother! Spare my life, Big Brother!"

"I want to vomit...……"

In this way, due to his outstanding talent, the coach arranged a road test for Qin You in advance.

On the last day of September, Qin You obtained his driver's license with full marks.

When Qin You left, the examiner of the last road test asked with a strange look on his face:"Friend, you can actually take the racing license test... Do you want to consider it? Hong Pang said that you have only studied for three days and have achieved this result... With your talent, you can participate in the Formula One World Championship in the future. You may be able to win a global championship."

Qin You politely declined:"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in this. I just want to finish the college entrance examination first, get into a good university, and do research."

He asked:"Hey, what kind of research can you do that can be more promising than winning the world championship?"

Qin You waved his hand, leaving only a receding back.

"save the world"

……

October 1st, National Day.

Fang Ziheng went out to hang out. As long as no one died, she would eat more ghosts for world peace.

In the scroll, there was only a slit-mouthed woman.

Qin You thought it was about time, and it was time for some results.

So he logged into Line (the most commonly used social software in Japan) and sent a blessing message to the shrine maiden Nan Xingzi:

【Happy National Day.】

Nan Xingzi quickly replied:【……I thought about it for a long time. I thought our National Day is in December, right? So it’s your Xia country’s National Day?! 】

Qin You: [Don’t worry about these details. 】

Nan Xingzi: [How can I not care? It’s like wishing me a happy birthday on your own birthday! 】

Qin You: [Spreading rumors... Oh no, spreading the news about the weakness of the slit-mouthed woman, how are you doing? 】

Nan Xingzi: [This... may be a little bit off. 】

Qin You: [What’s going on? 】

Nan Xingzi: [You can read the rumors online yourself. 】

Qin You: [I’m too lazy. Just take a screenshot and show it to me. 】

Nan Xingzi was also very straightforward. According to the order of events, she first showed Qin You a statement she had made up on the Internet.

【Hello everyone, I am Kusunoki Kyoko, your cutest shrine maiden from Nezu Shrine!】

【I have something to say about a certain ghost that has been committing crimes everywhere recently and affecting everyone's peaceful life.】

【I believe everyone is familiar with the Slit-Mouth Woman. According to my research, she also has weaknesses. As long as we take advantage of her weaknesses, none of us need to be afraid of her!】

【Her weakness is - fire! 】

Qin You took a quick look at the story she made up.

Nan Xingzi has no talent for making up stories. In her story, the woman with the slit mouth is a good girl who stays at home. However, one time, when she was using the microwave to heat food at home, the microwave exploded and burst into flames!

Then her originally beautiful face was burned!

Therefore, she had plastic surgery, which failed, and then caused the slit mouth!

So she is afraid of fire!

As long as there is a lighter, the woman with the slit mouth will not dare to hurt you! She will only run away!

Qin You sent: [Your story is too bad. ]

Nan Xingzi: [Yes...so...it was changed beyond recognition later. You can continue to read the evolved version of the story I sent you. ]

Qin You continued to read on.

Some of the screenshots later were taken by netizens in Japan who began to use their huge imagination and creativity to completely change the story beyond recognition based on Nan Xingzi's version.

Even Qin You was really confused when he saw it.

"What the hell is going on here?! The slit-mouthed woman's weakness has become...shyness? Fear of perverts?!"

"What do you want to do?"

The story goes like this.

After Kusunoki's version, someone raised the question

【Well, I'm not questioning the Miko, I just have a small doubt... When the Slit-mouthed Woman first appeared, were there microwave ovens?】

【The first report of the slit-mouthed woman appeared in 1979. Microwave ovens were available in Japan, but they were not yet popular.】

【That slit-mouthed woman should be a daughter of a wealthy family, right? 】

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