The aunt's hand had already been clasped into the female student's eyes, and she clasped her eyeballs down.
The female student also bit off most of her ears in one bite, and scratched her aunt's neck with bloody bloodstains.
The people around you are like you don't see it, what to do.
Only the subway staff who came slowly persuaded them to stop: "Don't fight, since you all think you are justified, why don't you ask this gentleman who is right and who is wrong."
As he spoke, his face began to distort, blood from the seven holes, and became: grimace, staring at Jiang Han, "If this gentleman said something unsatisfactory, it is his fault."
Here comes the main dish.
Jiang Han could feel that the yin around him suddenly became much more terrifying, which was several times stronger than the big ghost king who called and the big ghost king who knocked on the door before.
I am afraid that I have fallen under the curse of the high-level ghost king.
The two fighting women stared at Jiang Han with unrecognizable expressions, and said in a solemn tone, "Do you think I should sit in the seat, or who is right for her, and who is wrong?"
From what they looked like, it was obvious that as long as Jiang Han answered to their dissatisfaction, he would definitely rush to kill them.
this problem.
A certain Jiang gave them a pause gesture: "I think you can just ask your water friends about this kind of trivial matter."
On the barrage, all the water friends were stunned, "I'm Cao, Big Brother Han, you're too much of a misfortune!"
"But one thing to say, this time I'm a student girl, that aunt is... moral kidnapping!"
"Too, now it's not a question of who's right and who's wrong at all, it's a question of which ghost is hated by the choice."
"Then I have to choose Auntie! Since I have to be caught by ghosts, I would rather let my schoolgirl do it!"
Jiang Han interrupted their entanglement: "Why bother with such a simple question, there is only one standard answer."
The two ghosts, the aunt and the student girl, were already impatient, they slowly approached Jiang Han, and repeated their question again.
The water friends are no longer posting barrages.
They all wanted to know how Jiang Han would answer in order to break this curse of death both horizontally and vertically.
Jiang Han strode to the edge of the position where they were arguing just now, and said loudly in a natural tone: "About this issue, I think both of you are idiots."
"The seat is for me, of course."
"I'm all standing, you two are sitting on the chair with the face of the ghost"
"Respect the old and love the young, don't you understand? I'm only three years old!"
Finished.
He was righteous and sat down.
The sailors were shocked.
Two seconds later, six six six frantically flashed on the barrage.
Ask two ghosts to give you your seat! This is too arrogant! Aunt ghost and student ghost: "..."
No one expected that in the end, this guy's answer was so outrageous.
Immediately, the two of them twitched for a while, their faces dark green and evil, and suddenly rushed towards Jiang Han: "You answered wrong!"
Chapter 4 I like to listen to the truth the most (please automatically! [-])
The wrong answer doesn't exist.
A certain Jiang consciously occupied the moral high ground all the year round, how could he possibly answer this basic moral question wrong! So he got angry: "You are deceiving people too much!"
"Dare you say my answer is wrong!"
The two ghosts rushed over.
Boom twice.
Jiang Han pressed it to the ground and rubbed it.
Immediately after, Jiang Han's fists fell like a storm, and they smashed and screamed, so miserable.
"Don't fight, don't fight, big brother!"
"Ow, ooh, tap, tap, it's not allowed there! It's too dirty, it can't be!"
Especially this mom.
She was so ecstatic, she was clearly hammering her head, because Mao was the same as there.
Jiang Han felt a chill, and couldn't help but punch her in the face.
After a beating.
Jiang Han picked up the two of them, pointed to the seat, and asked seriously: "Come on, tell me now, what is the standard answer! I wonder if the little prince has... answered this moral question wrong!"
"You must tell me the real answer from the bottom of your heart. I have no other shortcomings, but I like to hear people tell the truth too much."
Someone Jiang added righteously and awe-inspiringly, "Even if you say that, if the water friends are angry, I will keep you safe."
Water friends: Oh.
Daily back pot +1.
They are all used to taking the blame for Big Brother Han in this live broadcast room.
The two ghosts were like dogs, their heads were pressed directly on the chair by Jiang Han, and it was difficult to even open their mouths.
Under these conditions, let's be honest with a hammer! Before you install the batch next time, can you take away the murderous aura from your body, little boss! That's all.
Neither of them hesitated.
As soon as Jiang Han finished asking, the conditioned reflex was the same, and he immediately answered in unison: "Boss, what you said is right!"
"We are idiots!"
"You should respect the old and love the young, and give you the seat."
That tone highlighted a serious and dignified one, and at the end he had to resolutely add, "These are our sincere words!"
very good.
Jiang was very satisfied with this answer.
Turning his head to the water friends, he began to pretend: "Did you see it, it's all the truth."
"Friends, your moral level still needs to be improved."
"If you answered wrong just now, remember to reflect on yourself and watch my live broadcast every day. Why didn't you learn the noble qualities of me?"
"We are a popular science program."
A certain Jiang shamelessly said, "In addition to...talking about science to everyone, everyone should follow me as an example and put their souls on the moral high ground."
The water friends were shocked by Jiang Han's brazen remarks.
Is that the truth? Do you call this kind of coercion on the head of a fist called the truth! Ah bah! You are a wicked person who beats old people, beats children and grabs seats every day, and you say that you are of high moral character! Spicy really Shameless.
The water friends of the barrage started one after another.
Blame Jiang for this shameless act.
However.
Someone Jiang stopped watching the barrage, and said to himself very proudly: "Educate the water friends every day, improve everyone's spiritual level, complete!"
"I'm really a kind person."
The good man sat down on the chair again.
By the way, the two female ghosts who love to tell the truth each one slapped to death on the spot.
The ghosts on both sides who were planning to kill Jiang Han were also stunned.
In this wave of curses, the strength of the two female ghosts was undoubtedly the strongest, but they were played with by others and applauded.
Now Jiang Han is sitting on the chair with a big smile.
They are in a hurry.
This is less than ten centimeters away from me.
Oops, I met a villain. If I ran, would he think I was provoking him, wait online, and be in a hurry! After a few seconds of tangled.
The two ghosts still decided not to move.
Qi Qi straightened his waist, like a primary school student sitting upright, without looking sideways, with his hands firmly on his knees, for fear of being misunderstood by the villain next to him.
Not only them.
As long as the people in this carriage are all honest, stand at attention, stand upright, stand in the military posture, the programmer's brain has fallen out, and he will not dare to reach out to save it.
Jiang Han is very dissatisfied: "Why do you all have a dead horse face?"
The devils twitched the corners of their mouths.
Oh shit.
I have you sitting next to me.
Such a terrifying scene, do you want us to laugh all the time! The water friends burst out laughing.
It feels that at this moment, the status of the person and the ghost in the carriage has been reversed.
On the contrary, it is these.... When a ghost meets a big brother Han, it is like a person encountering a ghost, and he is both cowardly and restrained.
Seeing them being so unconscious, Jiang Han was very unhappy: "I suspect that your expression is because I have an opinion on those two women."
Not finished.
The ghosts in the carriage were already busy, with bright smiles on their faces, as if they had not been home for three years and suddenly heard the joy of having a fat son.
I can't wait to sing a song.
Jiang Han frowned: "It doesn't look good to laugh, do you have opinions or opinions in your heart and say it directly? I am the most fair person who loves to listen to the truth."
The ghosts were about to cry.
You love to hear a hammer truth.
To be honest, there's nothing left of it now.
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