Is the threshold for express delivery so high these days? ! !
He was angry.
Who is it, who installed the courier before him, that caused the other party to be so vigilant.
The barrage is also fun.
The water friends frantically complained: "Look, this is called professionally crossing the river and demolishing the bridge. It is obvious that the big brother Han himself is also a courier to sneak in!"
"What Big Brother Han said is very reasonable. It is well known that couriers are very powerful now, and they can't even handle the theory of relativity, so they are not qualified couriers!"
"Such research is well-founded and convincing."
Li Xiaomin shivered and suddenly choked, and couldn't help but also gave Jiang Han a look of contempt.
I didn't test him like this just now!
Jiang Han found out with conscience, pondered for a while, and then seriously asked: "Well, there is a specialization in the surgery industry, and I may have been a little bit difficult for the one just now."
Water friends: (︶︿︶)=convex
Is that a little bit!
It is rare that the big boss Han also has a conscience to find out, knowing that express delivery is not easy, and the surgery industry has specialization!
Simply heaven has eyes!
Jiang Han: "How about you help me make the King's Pesticide the King's Hundred Stars? This should be easy."
"Isn't it all said in the news that the courier is like drinking water for customers? Help me to drink water. My opponent is too bad, and it makes people anxious."
……
I can't talk today.
The water friends still feel that they have overestimated the integrity level of Big Brother Han.
The door finally couldn't hold back: "How can I open the door!"
"Are you Li Xiaomin's ex-boyfriend Gu Zhenming?" Jiang Han asked directly.
It was silent again outside.
Not knowing how to answer is good.
It took a long while to squeeze out a "yes".
click.
Jiang Han opened the door neatly.
With a smile on his face, he held the hand of the person at the door with enthusiasm: "It's enough to say that you are not, hurry up, come in and sit, Yueli will give him a fat house, after being dead for so long, it should be I miss the smell of fat house water.
"..."
Standing outside the door was an aunt.
His expression was very complicated at the moment.
Gu Zhenming was afraid that Li Xiaomin would not open the door, so he specially found Li Xiaomin's mother's body as a carrier, and visited late at night as a delivery takeaway.
As a result, this special package of express delivery has to test the theory of relativity, and the king of pesticides is not allowed to enter.
Reporting his true identity, the guy in front of him hurriedly pulled himself in the door.
Jiang Han's actions made him vaguely suspicious--Am I a fool?
Why would you do such a silly thing to take off your pants and fart.
"Brother, please sit down quickly." Jiang Han enthusiastically sent him to the sofa, "Is this body occupied, is it suitable for the time being?! Is the fat house water enough ice?"
"Alright, alright..." Gu Zhenming's face was very complicated.
I'm so...
It's a ghost, bro.
You do this, please sit again, and give the man with water to the fat house, how can I be embarrassed to do it.
A rare shyness appeared on Jiang Han's face: "Let's discuss something, can you call me an ICBC?"
"??" Gu Zhenming's little brain was full of big question marks.
I'm a serious ghost, so you're going to start before I'm looking for trouble? !
Let ghosts work? ? ?
"What do you mean?" Gu Zhenming said gloomily.
Jiang Han took a deep breath and looked as if he wanted to cooperate with him on a major event: "That's it, my brother has an unkind request."
"In the future, if you want to send money, can you change the coordinates a little?"
"How about taking me home?!"
"My little brother, thank you in advance. Brother Gu is really a contemporary ghost. He robs the rich to help the poor, and he is admirable!"
The words were impassioned, like a certain equipment that flickered Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
The barrage burst into jubilation, and the tense atmosphere just now disappeared.
"It's incredible, Big Brother Han is robbing business in public! Gu Zhenming come and work for me. Every time you give me one hundred, I will burn you fifty!"
"Dream upstairs! Are you stupid? You should cooperate with me, and give me a thousand dollars every time, and I will burn you a beautiful paper figure on the spot, and let you be a free-spirited ghost!"
"??? Upstairs to drive up prices, I reported it. The beauty that used to be two or three hundred times, you will raise it to one thousand times when you come up? The Underworld Property Management Bureau will be unhappy like you."
Su Yueli also said weakly: "Brother Han, they are here to talk about business. Wouldn't it be bad for us to say this?"
Gu Zhenming's eyes became hot, and he suddenly felt that there were still normal people in this world.
Listen, this mother-in-law is called personal talk!
Jiang Han just said the criticism, then he can't say it!
"If we want to cooperate, after they have finished talking about business, let's study it carefully, maybe it will give us some benefits." Su Yueli added with staring eyes and a look of a small money fan.
"You..." Gu Zhenming was furious, feeling that his IQ was being insulted back and forth, "It's too much to deceive ghosts!!"
"I'm here to kill you!!"
"Tonight, I'll kill you all together!!"
Gu Zhenming stood up suddenly, squeezing the fat house water in his hand.
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There are two more tonight!
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As the old saying goes.
It's bearable, ghosts are unbearable!
Jiang Han tried to get rid of his face, and Gu Zhenming felt sorry for his dignity as a ghost if he didn't bite him.
Ok?
The other party rides his face to output, take a bite?Where are you biting?
Gu Zhenming suddenly felt that his metaphor was not quite right.
Forget it!
"Come to fight!"
Jiang Han immediately slapped the table, his voice was like thunder.
Open the stance, one hand is in front of the mouth, and the other is pulled back into the shape of a roc.
He squatted up on his horse, and his momentum was fierce like a tiger.
All of a sudden from the philistine villain just now into the temperament of a generation of masters.
Gu Zhenming said very seriously to Li Xiaomin: "Minmin, you wait for me, and when I kill this shameless person, I will come to discuss marriage with you immediately."
Li Xiaomin was frightened and wanted to laugh, but she didn't know how to react for a while.
The two masters stood face to face, aggressive, and the atmosphere was chilling.
"Sign up for your name!" Gu Zhenming, who was in the second middle school, looked serious, as if this place was not the old and young man in the Jinbi Garden, but the magnificent and magnificent Forbidden Peak, "I will never kill the nameless in the hands of Gu Zhenming, the young master of the city. Elder!"
Jiang Han took a deep breath, his voice was like a bell, extremely majestic: "Next..."
"Yongchun, Ye Wen!"
……
The chilling atmosphere that had just condensed was destroyed in an instant.
The water friends laughed.
"Good question from Yongchun Ye, I'm not pretending anymore, I'm actually going down to Foshan Huang Huifeng!"
"I knew it! Big Brother Han has always been handsome for less than three seconds."
"Sudden show, the waist of labor and management is broken, how can I explain it to my wife tonight."
"Poor Tom, being played with applause.jpg."
"Overturning the car, I'm still expecting the two masters to duel just now! Beer and roast chicken are ready!"
Gu Zhenming was furious.
Again and again, does this guy really think he has no temper!
Gu Zhenming twisted the plump middle-aged aunt's body and quickly assumed a pose that he didn't know what it was.
Like a martial arts novel, after calling out the name of the move.
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