Treat yourself as warm as the spring breeze.

To the Specter...then how ruthless and ruthless you have to be.

"Do you understand how the elevator works now?"

Jiang Han grabbed his head, pulled it back, and asked with a smile, "Although you are people from more than a hundred years ago, your brain should be constructed in the same way as "five, six,, zero"

We're almost there"

"You have to use your brain to press the elevator, you know?"

The military general Li Guicai had just shaken his head from the blow, and immediately said angrily: "You are courting death!"

He suddenly took out a large ghost-headed knife from his waist and chopped it down at Jiang Han.

Jiang Han hides without hiding.

Let this knife slash directly and neatly on his shoulder.

Dancing through the sea, his body was shaken.

On this ghost-headed big knife, there were various cracks, which spread like a spider web.

"Yo."

There was a hint of coldness in Jiang Han's eyes, "It seems that you don't quite understand what I said."

"It's ok."

"I won't care about you, a quality-educated father."

"Come on, get ready, Dad will come back to teach you some lessons."

Holding the tall body of the general, he approached the row of buttons in the elevator again.

The general tried desperately to struggle.

Jiang Han slapped...with two palms, his breath was sluggish, and he had no power to fight back.

"Remember this time.

Use your brain to press the elevator."

Bang! Jiang Han grabbed the general Li Gui's head and slammed into the elevator button again.

Three feet of blood spattered.

"do you understand"

Jiang Han asked in a relaxed manner.

The general Li Gui was dizzy from being hit, and when he heard the question, he hurriedly wanted to express his understanding.

but.

Don't wait for him to speak.

Jiang Han had already grabbed him, and he slammed into the elevator door with two heavy blows.

"Dad will teach you how to open the elevator door."

"As long as you use your brains, at this door, ten times, when you shout "Open Sesame", this door will open, you know?

Bang bang bang! A series of impacts directly smashed the general's head.

He was already dying.

Jiang Han was very dissatisfied when he didn't hear his feedback: Dad taught you, don't put it in your ears"

The white-collar workers said weakly: "Lord Jiang Han...he seems to be dying."

Jiang Han raised his brows, then took him to the front and took a careful look.

This thing looks like it's in and out, it's really not good.

"it's a pity."

Jiang Han shook his head, with a bit of regret in his tone, "We couldn't teach our awesome general Daqingguo how to open the elevator door."

"It's all the elevator door's fault!"

When the ghost officer heard this, his heart skipped a beat. When this guy has such good intentions, he doesn't blame the generals, but the elevator! Could it be that his conscience is just a miracle? It's touching! However.

The next moment he didn't think so.

Jiang Han patted the general's face and made him sober: "The elevator has done so many things wrong, can you apologize to us for him?"

"It doesn't need to be too grand, just like you pay homage to the emperor."

"I'm.... The little friends want to experience what is called the emperor's service, you must be professional in this regard."

The general Li Gui was tortured and lost his mind.

At this moment, I could barely hear what Jiang Han said, and in order to survive, without any hesitation, Putong knelt down.

Aiming at Jiang Han and the white-collar workers outside, a big gift of three kneels and nine kowtows was delivered: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

The white-collar workers could not laugh or cry.

No one would have thought that what Jiang Han said about the emperor's service... actually let the generals treat themselves and others as the emperor's service.

Although cool.

But they are a little afraid of losing their lives.

It was a bit of a stretch at once.

Only the programmer shouted very swell: "Aiqing is flat."

In order to show the emperor's style, he even pretended to raise his hand... The general Li Gui really couldn't hold back.

Jiang Han pretended to be forceful.

This dude is a real bullshit.

I can't beat myself.

But being forced by an ordinary person, a pariah, he couldn't stand it anymore.

In the past, when I was alive, I was always the only dignitaries who rode on the heads of commoners to poop and pee.

He suddenly raised his head and glared at the programmer.

Jiang Han immediately evaporated him with one punch: "This emperor's service is not in place, I am not satisfied, I will give you a death!"

The ghost officer shuddered.

He was really intimidated by this moody scary guy.

This is more than a second to laugh at your jokes, and the next second you don't even say hello in advance.

Being able to save a life and be a horse, the ghost officer suddenly felt that it was so worth it.

Take the elevator all the way up.

Soon.

The elevator stopped at the top floor.

It hasn't opened yet.

Jiang Han could feel that there were two powerful auras guarding the door.

"Who to see"

A sharp eunuch shouted through the closed elevator door and reached Jiang Han's ears.

The elevator door opens.

One left and one right, the two guards of the Golden Temple have raised their swords to face each other.

The programmer was also a little cowardly: "Boss Han, is it a little impulsive that we go straight to each other's springs this time?"

Jiang Han was not in a hurry and responded to the eunuch: 5.

"I, with the senior brother, who is called Xiaochuan Jun in Jianghu, have a treasure that I want to give to the emperor."

The eunuch was very dissatisfied with his attitude: "Even if it is to present a treasure, it will take three kneeling and nine kowtows, and shouting at the top of the Holy Spirit to see it."

When the voice falls.

A white-faced and beardless old eunuch in eunuch costume appeared behind Jiang Han.

Jiang Han looked back at him.

A curious look suddenly appeared in his eyes: "Father-in-law, before facing the saint, I have a small question that I would like to discuss with my father-in-law."

The old eunuch frowned: "Speak."

If it weren't for the fact that Jiang Han was here to offer a treasure, he wouldn't have such a good attitude.

Jiang Han grinned and his eyes fell on the lower body of the old eunuch: "Father-in-law, you are no longer human, will you grow back?"

Chapter [-] Would you mind kowtow to me, Your Majesty

Eunuch.

The most fearful thing in my life is the fact that I am an eunuch and have no penis.

Jiang Han's words were like stepping on his tail, causing the old eunuch to explode on the spot.

"you!!"

The old eunuch's sharp voice sounded, and he pointed at Jiang Han furiously, "You dare to humiliate the miscellaneous family!"

Jiang Han's eyes silently stopped on his orchid finger.

A strange smile appeared on his face: "I..."

"Whatever I say, I will humiliate you!"

The old eunuch was so angry that his face turned red: "You said that the miscellaneous family didn't..."

He really couldn't say those two words, and after holding it for a long time, he said, "There is no such thing!"

Jiang Han blinked: "Then..."

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