Supreme Medical Son-in-Law

The landlady frowned and said unhappily, "handsome man, you are not very interesting. You live in my hotel, but you don't eat here. You take care of other people's business. You... You are eating inside and outside!"

Chang Wen explained with a smile, "Madame, do you know who I'm having dinner with tonight? If you knew, you wouldn't be so angry. "

The landlady asked, "do you have any friends in this town?"

"Yes, that's the friend who hit me this morning and threw me a butt."

The landlady asked in horror, "are you... Are you having dinner with bald head?"

"Yes, you're right. We have dinner together."

"Handsome guy, are you... Are you drunk and talking nonsense?"

"Ha ha... Landlady, I just took a video with my mobile phone to show you."

Chang Wen turns on his cell phone and opens the video.

In this video, bald head is drunk. He holds a glass and says drunkenly, "brother, I'll... I'll give you another toast..."

Landlady panicked and asked: "you... How do you mix with bald?"

"Madame, when I was wandering in the street, I met a bald head, so I invited him to a family restaurant for dinner. In fact, I just wanted to have a relationship with him, so as not to trouble me."

"Did you go to a family restaurant for dinner?"

"Yes, at that time, I thought of coming here for dinner, but I thought again, no, if I'm bald and drunk, and I stay in the restaurant, what should I do? If a bald man has a drunken mania, it may harm your landlady. "

The landlady said in horror: "handsome man, you are right. If you come to my restaurant for dinner, other diners will not dare to come."

"Madame, if you have dinner in your restaurant with a bald head, maybe you'll find fault and say that this dish is salty and that dish is light. Then you'll smash the dishes and make a mess of it. Isn't that a disaster to you?"

"Yes, yes, handsome man, you did the right thing. Fortunately, you didn't let bald head come to my restaurant for dinner, otherwise, I would be miserable."

"Madame, I think about you all the time. You have to lead me."

The landlady glanced at Wu Dalang's husband and whispered, "handsome man, why didn't I get your love? This afternoon, I took the initiative to get into your bed and go to bed with you. That's my biggest appreciation. Unfortunately, there's something wrong with you, so I'm not to blame. "

"Landlady, I have a good news for you. From now on, you don't have to pay the protection fee any more."

The landlady asked doubtfully: "handsome guy, did you negotiate with bald head? He showed mercy to my hotel and exempted my protection fee?"

"Ha ha... Madame, you and your husband have no background, and there is no one in the court. Besides, your husband is short and timid, and he has no power to bind a chicken. Why can you let your bald head avoid your protection fee?"

"That's... That's why the handsome guy said a good word for me, let the bald look at your face, and exempted my protection fee?"

"Ha ha... Bald is a hooligan who only knows money but not people. What am I? Can he buy my face? No way

"Handsome guy, the more you say that I am more confused, then I ask you: why does bald head exempt my family's protection fee?"

"Ha ha... I'll keep this secret for the moment. Maybe you'll know tomorrow morning."

"Handsome man, you want to kill me. I'm impatient. I want to know the truth immediately. If you don't tell me, I won't be able to sleep tonight."

"Ha ha... If you can't sleep, just wait for the day to break. As soon as the day breaks, there will be movement in the street. Maybe there will be a good play."

"Handsome boy, I beg you, tell me quickly, now my heart is like a cat scratching, I really want to know what's going on."

Chang Wen said in a low voice, "tonight, I ordered two bottles of wine and got my bald head drunk."

The landlady turned her lips and said with disapproval, "what's the use of getting him drunk? Tomorrow morning, he will wake up. Maybe, when he is drunk, he will promise not to accept my protection fee, but his words don't count. When he wakes up, he will forget all the words he said last night."

"Landlady, I secretly tell you a secret: bald alcoholism, may be paralyzed."

The landlady covered her mouth with a smile and asked, "handsome guy, after a long time, it turned out that you were drunk and all you said was wine talk."

Chang Wen laughed and said, "if it's wine, I'll see you tomorrow morning. I'll go upstairs to bed."

Chang Wen walked a few steps, then turned around and came back. He asked in a low voice, "Madame, how did you get into my room when I took a nap this afternoon? I remember locking the door before I went to bed. "

The landlady said with a smile: "handsome man, you are silly. This is my hotel. I have two sets of keys, one for you and the other on the cabinet. I use the key to open the door."

Chang Wen shrugged his shoulders and pleaded: "Madame, you know I'm not good at that. Don't get under my bed tonight. Let me have a good sleep."

The proprietress curled her lips and said with disdain, "handsome man, you can't do it there. What else can I do? I don't want to draw a cake to satisfy my hunger. "

Chang Wen went upstairs.

When I wake up, it's already daylight.

Chang Wen was about to get up when his wife broke into his room and cried, "something's wrong in the street!"

"Is something wrong with the family's restaurant?"

"You're right. Just now, I heard that bald head was drunk last night and slept in a family restaurant. This morning, he woke up and found that his limbs could not move and he was completely paralyzed. A group of young brothers with bald head said that the boss of a family restaurant was poisoned, so they smashed his hotel."

"Ah! As the saying goes: the snake does not walk without a head, and the bird does not fly without a head. Now, the bald head has been paralyzed. Sooner or later, his gang of little brothers will fall down and the monkeys will scatter. Today, I'm afraid it will be the last madness to smash a family restaurant. "

The landlady asked doubtfully: "yesterday, you drank the same wine as bald. He was poisoned. How could you be good? Just now, I heard that the bald head was poisoned by alcohol. I was worried that you were paralyzed, too. "

Chang Wen jumped out of bed, stretched his arms and kicked his legs, and said with pride, "I've eaten the elixir of immortals, so all kinds of poisons are inviolable. Even the most powerful poison in the world can't kill me."

The landlady looked at Chang Wen and asked, "did you poison your bald head?"

"Ha ha... I'm not so stupid. If I poison my bald head, the police will find out all of a sudden. At that time, I can't get rid of it."

The landlady worried and said: "just now, a police car passed by. Maybe the police are investigating the case of bald head poisoning."

"Let them investigate. Anyway, it has nothing to do with me."

Chang Wen stretched his waist and said sleepily, "I didn't sleep well last night. I had a nightmare. I dreamed that I was put into a coffin and ready to be buried. I yelled and yelled and no one came to save me."