Supreme Medical Son-in-Law

Zhang Guihua twisted her little waist and said with a smile: "brother, I want to go back to my mother's home. My mother's home lives on the other side of the river. If I want to take a ferry, can you take me?"

Big head swallowed a piece of pancake, said with a smile: "beauty, even if you want to go to the moon, I can take you, you are so beautiful, I have to give you a 70% discount."

"Brother, my mother's family lives on Dahua Road on the other side of the river. How much does it cost?"

Brain bag tilted his head to think about it, and said: "Dahua Road on the other side of the river, you have to take a ferry. It takes a lot of time. If someone else, I need at least 80 yuan. However, I can give you a 70% discount and take out a small change. I only charge you 50 yuan. What do you think?"

Zhang Guihua had a friend who lived in Dahua Road. It happened that her friend had been traveling abroad for a few days. He brought Zhang Guihua a bottle of perfume and asked her to fetch it.

"Brother, it's very kind of you. I'll take your motorcycle."

Brain bag stepped on the motorcycle, took a look at the sky and said, "it's going to be dark on Tianma. Let's hurry up and try to pass the ferry before dark."

Zhang Guihua got on the motorcycle, her hands around the waist of big head, asked: "brother, you are so handsome, there must be a lot of girls pursuing it, I see you look like married, your wife must be very beautiful."

Brain bag sighed and said: "beauty, you are so bald. I don't even have a girlfriend. Who do you want to marry?"

"Brother, I don't believe that no girl would like a handsome young man like you?"

"Oh, sister, I don't think you are married."

"Brother, I'm only 23 years old. It's time for fun. Why should I get married? I'm going to fall in love at the age of 30, get married at the age of 33, and then have a child before the age of 35. Do you know that women's best childbearing age is before the age of 35, which is the age suitable for having children."

"Beauty, you are so playful. I tell you, when you are 30 years old, you will become a yellow faced woman. At that time, you will be devalued. If you have a few more wrinkles on your face, it will be more troublesome. Once, I met a woman on my motorcycle. The wrinkles on her face are like old tree bark. I asked, guess how old is she?"

"Forty years old?"

"No, she's only thirty-five, but she looks like a fifty year old woman. Sister, I have to remind you that women are going to fall in love before they are 25 years old. After that, they will grow old. If they are over 30, they will become old cucumbers. "

"Ha ha... What does old cucumber mean?"

"Sister, as soon as I see you haven't been in the countryside, the tender cucumber is oily, but as soon as the cucumber gets old, it gets bumpy and turns yellow. It's ugly and tastes bad."

"Ha ha... Brother, don't try to scare me. I'm not a little sparrow who was scared big."

"Sister, what kind of man do you want? I'm a motorcycle driver. I know a lot of people. Maybe I can introduce a prince charming to you."

Zhang Guihua disdained to say: "I don't want prince charming. Those rich boys don't have any fun. They are playing with women under the banner of falling in love. With two stinky money in their hands, they treat women as a dish. I won't let them play with them."

"Sister, you don't want prince charming. Do you want someone with straw sandals?"

"Yes, I just want to find someone who wears straw sandals. Although they are wearing straw sandals, they can make people feel secure, so they won't dump me on the way."

"Sister, you are very smart. In fact, to find a man, you have to find those diligent and willing to work, just like me."

"Brother, do you really have no girlfriend?"

"Sister, I make a poison oath: if I tell a lie, let me hit the electric pole immediately, and knock my head into a rotten watermelon."

"Brother, don't swear like that. I believe you."

Zhang Guihua and naodai are chatting intimately. The more they talk, the more speculative they are.

The car passed the ferry to Dahua Road.

Zhang Guihua said: "brother, you wait for me for a while. I'll go back to my mother's house to get something. I'll come out immediately. You can send me home again."

Zhang Guihua ran to his friend's house for perfume and returned immediately.

Big head is still waiting at the door. He craned his neck and looked around.

Zhang Guihua twisted her waist and came over.

Brain bag said with a smile: "sister, just now, a thought suddenly flashed in my head: maybe you will stand me up and take away my 50 yuan fare."

"Brother, am I so bad? Do you think I look like a bad woman

Brain bag looked up and down at Zhang Guihua, hesitated and said: "sister, I think: you not only look beautiful, but also very smart, you look like, there must be a lot of men to pursue. You said you didn't have a boyfriend. I don't believe it. "

"Brother, I look smart on the outside. In fact, I'm a fool. I have a nickname, hollow gourd. Guess what it means?"

"Ha ha... You don't have to guess. I grew up in the countryside and planted gourd. When the gourd is old, my heart is empty. This means: you look smart on the outside, but actually you are a little silly."

"Brother, you're right. I'm just a silly elder sister."

Zhang Guihua stepped on the motorcycle and they crossed the river again.

Zhang Guihua asked: "little brother, when I was on the bus just now, I saw you eating Shaobing. I'm afraid you can't satisfy your hunger just by eating two Shaobing. Tonight, my brother is so kind to me. I'll treat you to dinner."

Brain bag happily said: "well, it seems that I not only met a beautiful woman, but also met a rich woman, are you rich?"

"Brother, I'm a part-time worker. I work in a textile factory. I have a good relationship with the foreman. He takes good care of me and makes me a quality inspector. My income is very high. I think I should make more money than you, a motorcycle driver."

Brain bag sighed and said: "in the past two years, motorcycle drivers can still earn a lot of money, at least 8000 yuan per month. In recent years, the economy has become more and more depressed. To put it bluntly, the people earn less and less money, and they can't afford to ride a motorcycle. People have to take the bus, take the subway, and then walk a section of the way. Therefore, I can only earn four or five thousand yuan per month."

Zhang Guihua said with disdain, "brother, you are a big man. You can only earn 5000 yuan a month. How can you marry a daughter-in-law in the future? How can you afford a son? "

Brain bag Gray said: "I also want to make a lot of money, but, where to earn it. Although I can only earn a small amount of money, it's better for me to earn a living than those who don't earn money. "