Supreme Saint Physique
Chapter 56
Not long after Su Lan and Qin Keqing left, Uncle Bird also returned.
Along with him was a bald teenager who was dressed in ragged monk clothes and dirty, but very delicate and pretty.
"Monk?"
Jun Wuxie was stunned, a monk who has not received the precepts
I have to admire, this uncle bird can really blow, even a monk Here comes Fudge.
After the bald boy climbed the mountain, he dragged the bowl with one hand and put the other on his chest. The whole person was dull.
Jun Wuxie saw his face change from white to pitch black in an instant.
"This is the scenic courtyard that senior said, with beautiful views of the adjacent water?" The bald head pointed to the woods behind the house and said: "That's a private garden, Secret Realm for health care?"
"Little Monk, there is a mansion in my heart, where is no mansion in the world?" Unperturbed Bird said unperturbed: "Little Monk, it's no wonder that you can't stay in Buddhism and Taoism anymore. It seems that you lack the roots of wisdom."
"senior." Little Monk turned to look at Uncle Bird, raised the bowl in his hand, proclaimed the Buddha's name, and said: "Can the little monk beat you?"
"Of course not, the impulse is Devil." Uncle Bird turned and pointed to the great hall, and began to introduce the one-hundred-meter promenade, and he unlocked it by sliding with one key.
Jun Wuxie leaned into Little Monk's ear and said, "Little Junior Brother, I tell you, Uncle Bird is very talkative and has a super good temper. If you are really angry, give him a head ?"
"Really?"
Little Monk showed a heartbeat expression.
"Of course it's true, can Senior Brother still tell you that you can't be successful?" Jun Wuxie looked at her back to them, and was vividly introducing the one-key slide to unlock and the uncle who has been carefully polished everywhere. He whispered to Little Monk: "I was also instigated by him. I wanted to hit him a long time ago!"
Little Monk's eyes rolled round and round, and whispered: "Or, I'll count one or two. Three, let's shoot together?"
Jun Wuxie suddenly puffed his chest, nodded to him, and assumed a sneak attack posture.
One
Two
Three!
Little Monk sound transmission counted, and the sound of Trinity fell. He looked like he was about to smash out the bowl, suddenly retracted from halfway, and then looked towards with a lowly laughed look towards Uncle Bird. Jun Wuxie behind.
As a result, Jun Wuxie appeared to have rushed behind Uncle Bird, but in fact turned around sharply, and instantly went around behind Little Monk, slapped him on the wrist.
The bowl flew directly to the back of Uncle Bird's head.
Bang the sound.
The unsuspecting Uncle Bird staggered, and rushed forward several steps, feeling dizzy.
"You!"
When Uncle Bird turned around, there were still circles in his eyes, pointing to Little Monk, his body staggered, almost unable to stand steady.
"Senior, it was not made by the little monk!"
Little Monk was so angry that Face is red, and pointed to Jun Wuxie, who was standing next to him with a stunned look, and said: "It's him! "
"Well, you Little Monk!" Jun Wuxie immediately furious, said: "At the very least, Revered Master, do you understand? Sneak attack sect senior, not martial ethics! I want to throw the pot on me, too shameless!"
"Come on, come here, today I will teach you, what is impulse is the devil!"
He came over and hooked his finger at Little Monk.
Little Monk's face turned green, fiercely glared at Jun Wuxie, and Sa Yazi ran away.
Jun Wuxie walked to the great hall and sat down. While waiting for the wine master to treat Yue Yao, he watched the bird uncle chasing Little Baldy all over the mountain.
Not long, Little Monk is back.
With two black eyes, there are two strands of nosebleeds hanging on the upper lip.
Seeing Jun Wuxie sitting in front of the great hall, looking at him straightforwardly, not getting angry.
"I said Little Monk, we will be senior and junior brothers from now on, what is your layman's name?"
"Little monk has no common name."
" Law name?"
"Empty."
"Empty?" Jun Wuxie was startled, looked at him up and down, and said: "Are you lonely?"
Little Monk was so angry that he patted the bowl.
At this moment, another person came down the mountain.
Soon, I arrived at the mountainside, opened eyes in surprise and looked at the ruined building in front of me, and said: "Excuse me, two people, this is Zongwang Academy? Did Poor Daoist come to the wrong place?"
"Welcome to Zongwang Academy."
Jun Wuxie broke the fantasy of Little Daoist Priest.
Little Daoist Priest suddenly became anxious, and his face looked unlovable.
"Oh, everyone is here now." Uncle Bird came over and said, "I'll introduce you to you."
"This is Jun Wuxie, body sword Dual Cultivation, the eldest disciple from the Academy, your Eldest Senior Brother, from Azure Yang City in Dazhou. The body cultivator and Realm of Sword Intent have reached the Grandmaster field."
"body cultivator? Sword Dao Sect teacher?"
Little Monk and Little Daoist Priest are both started.
At this time, Uncle Bird pointed to Little Monk and said: "The name is empty, and it is also his current lay name. My ancestor Academy personally passed on the second disciple. From the remote Western Regions, he is surrounded by golden Zen bloodline, popular. It is the Vajra body bloodline of Buddhism, good at strength and defense."
Jun Wuxie startled, and had to re-examine this Little Baldy. Seeing him with a handsome appearance, it turned out to be Vajra Physique?
Really you can't judge a person by appearance.
"This Little Daoist Priest Xu Daoling, born with yin and yang pupils, a body of wind and spirit, is good at searching tombs and caves and speed, from the remote Northern Domain."
Jun Wuxie The expression is a little weird, good at searching for mausoleums and caves?
Isn’t this just a tomb robbery?
...
He was a little speechless, and Uncle Bird found some who.
However, the bloodline of these two guys is not simple.
For such talents, many sects should be rushing to get them. How can they be fooled into the King Academy?
"Let’s do this today, and come to the mountainside tomorrow morning. According to your different characteristics, I have formulated different cultivation methods."
After Uncle Bird finished, his eyes were on the three of you. Sweeping around, said: "By the way, who of you can cook?"
"Senior, little monk...no...dísciple will alms."
Bowl in the hand.
"Poor Daoist will...dig a grave!"
Little Daoist Priest said confidently.
"It's all a group of rice buckets!"
Jun Wuxie twitched the corners of his mouth twice. As the Eldest Senior Brother, he still wants to be a dad for them?
He got up and walked to the run-down kitchen. After a while, the pots and pans were very rusty. How long has it been since he has been cooking?
I looked at the rice tank and was speechless.
There are a few grains of rice and a few mouse shit in it. Make a fart of rice!
"Uncle Bird, there is no rice, don't you know?"
Jun Wuxie threw the pot away and quit.
"Oh, sect is a little tight recently, this rice, you guys find a way."
Jun Wuxie:...
He really doesn't want to talk anymore. .
Zongwang Academy, so poor that he can’t afford rice...
He wandered around the mountain and down the mountain, he wanted to pick up some game, but the shadow of the game was not seen. arrive.
After asking, I found out that the game here has been consumed by the uncle bird and the wine master.
Really.
In his opinion, here is not just in name only, but also in reality, there is not a single hair.
"What did I have suffered in my previous life? I got on this thief ship."
He walked up to the Little Daoist Priest and the empty Little Monk, and said: "We are all It’s from Zongwang Academy. This sect is broken like this. It’s not shading on sunny days, it’s still leaking on rainy days, the pots and ladles are rusty, and there is no rice in the tank. You guys, don’t everyone pay some money, let’s put it here Repair and repair, add more daily necessities, firewood, rice, oil and salt?"
"The Eldest Senior Brother is justified. The little monk is a monk and treats money like dung."
Little Monk said very much. After graciously touching the broken monk's clothes for a long time, he finally turned over his sleeves, and three copper plates fell out of ding ding dong dong.
"Pretty!"
Jun Wuxie is so angry that he gnash the teeth. There are only three copper plates on the body, and he is generous, and he treats money as dirt!
"Grave robbers, should you have them?"
He turned his attention to Little Daoist Priest Xu Daoist.
Little Daoist Priest gave him an embarrassing and polite smile, fiddled with it for a while, and buckled it from the crotch for a long time, deducting a string of coins.
"I..." Jun Wuxie refused to accept the string of sulky copper coins, despising: "Grave robber, are you so? A string of copper coins, you hide it in your crotch?"
"Eldest Senior Brother, this is not an ordinary copper coin. It is used to ward off evil spirits. The yang in the crotch is heavy, so it can be used only when it is smoked."
Jun Wuxie:......
What are these two weird things?
I thought that the bloodline of these two guys was so extraordinary, and it was not like he was going to treat the younger sister, and the cultivation was also huge, so there should be a lot of savings.
As a result...Poorer than him!
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