Supreme Satyr

The next morning, Qianlong college.

The industrious sun god Apollo drove out of his nest in the East with a solar car. The speed was fast, cutting through the sky wall and full of flames. In the human eye, there is no speed. Basically, you stare for half a day, and the position of the sun will not change.

The golden sun spreads all over the world, and the Qianlong college is as resplendent as the deep palace of the Imperial Palace thousands of years ago. Qianlong college used to be almost deserted. Although there were many students, they seemed to be thieves one by one. They disappeared in the deep palace courtyard. But today is different. The Qianlong college is crowded with people, laughter and even bustling.

"I heard that yunmenglong came back to school today?" a girl said to her roommate. Her voice was full of joy, as if yunmenglong was her long lost father. If it weren't for the reserved girl, I'm afraid she would jump up.

"I've also heard that Oh, you see, so many people come to see him. He's really charming. Oh, if only I were his girlfriend." the girl's roommate is more real and looks like a flower maniac. It's true.

"Come on, just you. You look like a night owl. Don't give it to me. You want a wilting flower to be inserted on the Baoshan mountain." a man with an obscene appearance and a figure almost comparable to Wu Dalang couldn't help satirizing the girl.

The girl immediately blushed and argued with her: "what's the matter with my night owl? I'm always better than Wu Dalang. I'm short white gourd. My face is like the scene of a car accident. You don't want me yet. Hum, I won't follow you when all the men in the world die!"

Three eyes usually seldom talk to girls. They have never seen women's super thunderbolt invincible eloquence. This time, they immediately bow down to the disadvantage. This height is his eternal pain. The girl ruthlessly tore his wound, sprinkled salt, poured soy sauce, and then cooked Wu Datou in a pot.

"Xiaoniang PI, I have to catch you. If you don't believe me, I'll look at you." three eyes said fiercely.

"Just you?" the girl looked at her three eyes contemptuously. Her eyes were disdainful. "I advise you to pee and look in the mirror. Just this honor that grandma doesn't kiss and uncle doesn't love still wants to win the girl's love. Why do you?" the girl's eyes are almost flying to heaven.

Three eyes squinted at the girl and said, "why, just because I'm yunmenglong's first think tank, I came up with his clever plan of one arrow and three carving." three eyes had to stand up and boast in order to get a girl, and the draft was not typed.

"Hahaha..." the two girls looked at each other in a daze, and then laughed. There was no lady left, like a crazy woman.

Three eyes become angry with shame. One face is blue and white, changeable, and then gives birth to an infinite blush, just like a monkey's ass.

"Don't put gold on your face. If you are like this, you have to have a score. You also have yunmenglong's first think tank. Do you know yunmenglong?" when you have laughed enough, the roommate satirized three eyes and disdained it.

Three eyes return the way they did. He looked at the two girls and suddenly laughed wildly. This smile was really frightening the ghosts of hell. The two girls didn't know why. They thought the boy was stimulated and stupid. Otherwise, how could he suddenly giggle? Three eyes Dantian was very good. After laughing for a long time, she didn't stop. The two girls lost goose bumps and almost had to dial 110. Later, she still felt that it was more appropriate to find a mental hospital.

Just when the two beauties were on the verge of collapse and non collapse, the laughter of the three eyes suddenly stopped, as if a big goose egg had suddenly been stuffed in his mouth, and his pair of triangular eyes suddenly gave off a great light, and the place where he could see was a handsome man who attracted much attention.

The two beauties looked, "Wow! Yunmeng LONGYE, I didn't expect him to be so handsome in school uniform, 100 times more handsome than Takizawa Xiuming."

"Yes, how can there be such a handsome boy? He is not only handsome, but also brave and great. He is a national hero! I really admire him. He dares to kill so many RB people. Now after such a long time, Rb has not moved. He shrinks like a turtle. Yunmenglong is really good."

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Two little girls like sparrows are chattering about yunmenglong. Their excited expression is like winning the first prize. The two of them were discussing vigorously, when they suddenly heard "Ow!" a terrible scream, which was no less than the wolf howling on the moon night. The scream was a terrible exaggeration, which scared the two sparrows to lose their voice and stare. Three eyes rushed to yunmenglong like a passionate boar, holding yunmenglong's thigh and crying.

Time goes back to five minutes later.

Yunmenglong was confused when he was in the car. He had seen so many students stroll out. What's the matter today? One by one, with their necks pulled out and eyes staring, looked anxious and excited. It was very like the scene of super fans waiting for their favorite idols.

"Can't Jay Chou come? Why so many people?" Liang Xiaotong guessed with a puzzled face.

Yunmenglong tilted his head and asked, "who is Jay Chou?"

Xue Piao and Liang Xiaotong show the expression of losing to you to Jay Chou, and then don't dump him. Dai'er said, "brother Menglong, aren't you so rustic? Jay Chou is the most famous singer in the three places on both sides of the Strait."

"Popular in three places on both sides of the Strait? It's not as popular as me? It seems that the word yunmenglong has been popular all over the world." yunmenglong said proudly.

"Yes, yes, yes! You're red, you're red, you're purple, purple is black, black is bright, okay?" Xue Piao and Liang Xiaotong completed this sentence together.

"Hey, what's the matter with you two girls? Satirize my brother. Don't I have Jay Chou red? I'm the God of gamblers in the world. He is at most an Asian superstar. How can he compare with my world-class one? Although, hehe, I like Jay Chou very much. He has a good song." yunmenglong is very dissatisfied with the words of the two little beauties.

"What? Can you sing Jay Chou's songs? Sing and listen?" the three beauties shouted together in disbelief. Dai'er and Liang Xiaotong pushed yunmenglong from left to right. Xue Piao would join the crowd if he didn't have a driver to do.

Yunmenglong was pushed dizzy. There were three beautiful women's sweet voices in his ears and a large group of flies flying in his head. Unable to hold the enthusiasm of the three beauties, yunmenglong surrendered. He raised his hand and said, "OK, OK, don't push, can't I sing?"

The three women stopped immediately, but they had never heard yunmenglong's serious singing. Yunmenglong had also sung anything, but they were all self-made pornographic songs. What eighteen touch, touch my sister singing a big song in bed. What vaguely remember, your debauchery looks, you want to refuse to welcome, you are extremely shy, what Lao Tze is second, Lao Tze is first, and you fight in bed, invincible in the world. What makes you lose your armor, kill you * * fan LAN, and call my dear brother in your mouth

"What are you going to sing?" Dale asked.

The little girl is crying and shouting that she won't go to her own school. Yunmenglong has great powers. Leng is transferring her sister to college. This is really unprecedented. Yunmenglong has a big face. Of course, the money is sent by carrying a sack. Ling Xueqi was going to do the same, but she is facing graduation, and it's six months away, So she went back to school reluctantly. The night before she left, xiaonizi changed her shyness and passivity in bed and became bold and wild. Yunmenglong knew that the quiet children of others were more frightening. That night, Ling Xueqi and yunmenglong were lingering and ecstatic until dawn.

"Well, well, it's really hard to say. I can sing too many songs. Why don't I sing you a blue and white porcelain?" yunmenglong pondered for a long time, and then looked at the people with questioning eyes.

The three were quite surprised. Unexpectedly, yunmenglong knew blue and white porcelain. Speaking of Jay Chou's new album "cowboys are busy", the best song is undoubtedly blue and white porcelain, and blue and white porcelain is definitely Jay Chou's peak work in the past few years in terms of lyrics and songs. Lao Fang is an out and out ghost horse poet, although his appearance is not amazing. His talent is really extraordinary. Zhou's cooperation, blue and white porcelain is a milestone.

"OK, OK, I like blue and white porcelain best." dai'er clapped first.

Yunmenglong's singing is still something worth looking forward to. The three little girls sit upright and wait and see, looking forward to the shining singing of the most outstanding new stars. No one has the honor to hear the blue and white porcelain of yunmenglong's version.

Yun Menglong coughed twice, cleared his throat and began to sing: "you are the wind, I am the sand. You are the wind, I am the sand. Go to see the flowers hand in hand..."

Dai dai'er, Liang Xiaotong and Xue Piao collapsed and collapsed. Xue Piao almost had a major traffic accident when he stepped on the brake.

Liang Xiaotong shouted, "this is not blue and white porcelain!"

Dai'er followed, "and this is not Jay Chou's song."

Yunmenglong looked innocent: "what song is this? Who sang it?"

Xue Piao said faintly, "you are the wind. I am the sand. It was sung by Zhou Jie. There is no such Lun."

Yunmenglong said with a smile, "almost, almost. Without Lun, it's not red. If you have more wheels, you'll run faster."

The three rolled their eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

When the car reached the sight of the students, yunmenglong knew that the students were waiting for him. Seeing a red Ferrari far away, he immediately screamed, "here it is." then he ran wildly and ran at the speed of 100 meters.

Yunmenglong looked at the tide. The students with inexplicable excitement on their faces were startled and thought they had cough medicine. With the support of the packed students, the car slowly strolled towards the school gate. Outside the door, a pair of eyes were pasted on the glass window to look inside. Unfortunately, yunmenglong couldn't see it. Inside, yunmenglong saw a pair of eyes full of affection and desire to look inside, wondering what these children were looking at? It's not a riot, is it?

Yunmenglong got out of the car and looked around. There were a large number of students. There were so many people. I didn't know that I thought it was college students participating in the job fair. With a happy smile, they all looked at yunmenglong and shouted, "yunmenglong, yunmenglong... I love you..."

Yun Menglong is not a fool. I don't know that these students welcome him back. He didn't know the news that he was going back to school, which aroused thousands of waves with one stone and spread like a plague. Not to mention ordinary students, those big, middle, primary and secondary sex wolves who didn't hear anything outside the window and were only interested in girls in bed. They knew that yunmenglong, who waved his big knife at the devil's head, was going back to school today and got out of bed for the first time, You should see what kind of material this legendary national hero is, who is handsome and low-key. Qianlong college has been famous for its indifference and arrogance since its establishment. I didn't expect to go out for yunmenglong this time. It's just that yunmenglong's sincere patriotism can be turned into real action. Unlike some people, they only cry out to kill RB every day, deeply condemn them, but don't take any action.

Yunmenglong was accompanied by three beauties. On his shoulder stood a cat who was afraid of chaos in the world. Behind him, there were a tiger couple escorting him. He was really like the stars supporting the moon. Most of the crazy people in Qianlong college are girls, but most of them are boys. They want to see how bad the young man who has seen the head but not the tail of the dragon is. Yun Menglong's ability is just hearsay. They don't have any knowledge, but they don't agree with killing him. Worthy of being a student, the skepticism is commendable.

In the crowd, a handsome white face looked coldly at the smiling Yunmeng dragon in the crowd, with a sinister smile at the corners of his mouth and endless jealousy in his eyes.

"Boss, when shall we teach this boy a lesson? I think this boy is just a silver wax gun head, which is useless. What he has is nothing but some powerful and powerful beauties. The little white face who stands out by women is far from the boss." a little brother next to the man came forward and whispered.

"Hum, let him be arrogant first. I'll clean him up in two days." the handsome boy snorted heavily.

Although this dialogue is low, it can not escape the Fa'er of yunmenglong. Today's yunmenglong is really reborn and impressive. Wei Ya all admired yunmenglong and said that yunmenglong, a master in the yuan and infant period, had little problem with both immortals. This means that yunmenglong is not far from immortals.

Yunmenglong is funny. It's not good for this man to be famous. There are always so many people who don't think much of themselves. They don't shed tears when they don't see the coffin. Alas, it's my fault that I'm too windy. Although I'm so low-key, my excellence is like a star in the dark. It's always shining. Sure enough, gold always shines, not to mention my super big diamond! Yunmenglong thought shamelessly.

When Yunmeng dragon waved and wandered in the eight wastelands, a figure rushed to his feet and cried miserably.

Yunmenglong was startled, looked down and asked, "three eyes, what are you doing?"

"Boss, you... You can come back. Sanyan wants to kill you. If you don't come back, Sanyan won't live..." Sanyan cried with a runny nose and tears.

Yunmenglong raised his three eyes and said, "good brother, how can I let you die? You are my first think tank." yunmenglong was so bright that he saw through the three eyes' mind at a glance, so he cooperated with the three eyes to act.

"Boss, it's very kind of you. Three eyes are willing to be devastated for you, * * * *..." three eyes stood up slowly and said excitedly.

"Fuck you, you are illiterate. Don't talk nonsense if you don't know idioms. You think I'm back to the mountain. Take a step back, back to the mountain doesn't look for your virtue. You'd better make more efforts to help me find out some information." yunmenglong said with a smile.

The three eyed protester glanced at the two girls who praised and criticized him, and the two girls were greatly amazed. They marveled that yunmenglong really can tolerate all things. People with such crooked melons and split dates can be the first think tank. Aren't they afraid that it will affect their appetite?

The arrogant geniuses asked yunmenglong for his signature. The word yunmenglong had practiced with apricot blue for some time. His name was written with flying dragons and Fengs, which was quite atmospheric, and made the people who got yunmenglong's signature like a treasure and excited.

After signing for a while, yunmenglong found that one hand was not enough, so he arched left and right, holding three pens in one hand and signing six names at a time, which surprised the students and surprised yunmenglong as heaven and man.

"Mr. Yun, welcome back to school. On behalf of all the teachers and students, I welcome you." Shi Yuanfeng, the teaching director, as the head of the school, led several teachers to meet yunmenglong.

"You're welcome. How's director Shi?" yunmenglong politely shook hands with Shi Yuanfeng, but his eyes floated to Lu Jiayao, who was standing pretty beside Shi Yuanfeng. He didn't see her for 20 days. This girl has lost a lot, her waist is more slender, her neck is more slender, but her eyes are slightly red and swollen. Seeing yunmenglong look at her, she can't help but blush, sour nose and droop her eyes.

After exchanging greetings with Shi Yuanfeng, yunmenglong stretched out his hand to Lu Jiayao, smiled and said, "Mr. Lu, you've reduced it."

Lu Jiayao was moved by the heartache in yunmenglong's tone. Her grievances over the past few days turned into tears in her eyes. If she hadn't been in full view of the public, she would have jumped into yunmenglong's arms and cried. Yunmenglong is a little bastard with great charm. He can always easily hurt a girl's heart and make others secretly fall in love with him.

"I'm... I'm losing weight. Yunmenglong has a heart." Lu Jiayao said that Yu Jia fainted at last. He remembered what yunmenglong said to her: 'I flirt with you as a student, Mr. Lu.'

Yunmeng dragon was about to speak when he suddenly heard a loud cry: "Yunmeng dragon, you son of a bitch, let go of your smelly hand!"