Supreme Satyr

Yunmenglong and Wei Ya are worthy of being teachers and disciples. They all look so licentious when they laugh. Look at the tiger and others admire unceasingly. The hooligans have to come out of their bones and seep outward like water.

"I said Wei Dong, you're getting younger and younger now. It's an old saying." yunmenglong looked at Wei Ya with his pet's eyes and praised him.

Wei Ya was very happy to hear that. His waist was more straight. His face smiled like flowers and smiled happily: "ha ha, really, what old saying should be."

"Wang Ba becomes a master, and the younger he lives," said yunmenglong with a smile.

The smile on Wei Ya's face suddenly froze. Lei Hu and others laughed in a mess, especially the Firebird rolled on the ground with his stomach, which made people worried about whether he would die.

Wei Ya had no choice but to take yunmenglong's Apprentice. He shook his head and said helplessly, "you're the real dog. You can't spit Ivory out of your mouth. By the way, do you see the skills of those boys? How's it? It's very powerful?"

Yunmenglong nodded: "I was shocked when I saw it. I thought it had become a training base for flying immortals outside the sky. It turned out that the children of yunya emperor were flying around, and the flowers were really good at teaching. But what's the matter with flying around like this? Is it useful?"

Wei Ya touched his smooth chin, squinted at yunmenglong and said, "don't you understand? Are you staring? Do you want to know? If you want to know, go roast two big black dogs for the teacher. First, don't eat dog meat for more than 20 days, and birds fade out of your mouth."

Yun Menglong glared at Wei Ya mercilessly, which meant that he hated iron but not steel. He sighed: "I've seen lazy people, but I haven't seen you so lazy. You baked them for me in those days. You're so advanced that I won't bake them myself. Aren't you old eyed and weak? It's even easier for big black dog to say, let Jingfeng tell his father, it's no problem to kill one person with nine blood and carry one back. It's so easy, and I don't have to chase 18 alleys like before Can catch a big black dog. "

Wei Ya explained: "Menglong, you are wrong. Two restaurants make the same dishes. One is delicious and the other is terrible. You like to eat delicious food. Even if that restaurant is closed, will you go to eat the one that is not delicious?"

Yunmenglong shook his head: "No. but your roast dog meat is delicious."

Wei Ya pushed his glasses, crossed his legs and said leisurely: "People with status and status like me are very particular about food. Although my roast dog meat is delicious, it's only super delicious at best. Yours is the best in the world. It's amazing that fireworks can roast that delicious in the world. You don't have to do anything else in the future. Roast dog meat can make you go all the way from the Jade Emperor to Qianliyan , no one will not buy your account. "

Wei Ya doesn't know how much influence his last joke has had. In the future, there will always be a saying in the heaven: the hand of the Buddha, the wine of Du Kang and the roast black dog of yunmenglong. How many heavenly soldiers will secretly go down to catch the big black dog and ask yunmenglong to roast the dog. The Jade Emperor fired the imperial chef and hired yunmenglong at a high salary He refused. He used Chang'e and the eighteen fairies as bait to let yunmenglong roast a big black dog for him. In order not to break the habit of eating meat, the Tathagata Buddha hid nine days away. Maitreya Buddha talked about the dog meat through his intestines, and the Buddha sat in his heart to support him

Yunmenglong knew that if he didn't roast two big black dogs, he couldn't think of Wei Ya to tell the reason. In addition, he didn't eat dog meat for a long time and wanted to eat it. Thinking of the crisp and tender dog meat with golden oil, the saliva in yunmenglong's mouth increased sharply. Yunmenglong swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "Su Qi, kill dad with 99 blood. I want 100 big black dogs. I want a big feast, brothers."

The conversation between the two people, Feng Leihu and others surprisingly didn't interrupt. Now the Firebird just put his hand and said, "no, no, we have big black dogs, and there are many drops. The usual work of those boys is to walk the dog, raise the dog and fly around on the sword, and cultivate feelings with the sword. There are many big black dogs here. Lord Wei said that there are big black dogs around us, so we can eat when we want to eat, down-to-earth."

Yunmenglong pointed to Wei Ya and said with a smile, "it's worthy of being my master of yunmenglong. It's smart enough." then he looked around and said, "Jingfeng and Shaoyang, why didn't you see them."

Feng Leihu replied, "Jingfeng was called by commander Ling. As for Shaoyang, he has been pretending to be ill with you in the hospital. Your true self will soon appear. Every day, entrepreneurs and businessmen come to the underworld to give gifts and greetings. Shaoyang is dying of melancholy. Every day, he prays to God to let you come back quickly and save him from the sea of suffering."

Yunmenglong laughed: "it's really hard for Shaoyang. Take someone to call him and eat dog meat together."

Yunmenglong looked at a big black dog in the dark. His heart was full of pride and his mouth was drooling. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with a smile: "dogs, I miss you so much."

Those big black dogs saw yunmenglong as they saw the devil. They knew that the handsome man in front of them was their nemesis. As long as they saw him, they would soon become hot food. Although these dogs had not seen yunmenglong, their natural sense told them that they were going to become food in other people's stomachs. They gave a deep cry and purred They wanted to respond loudly to yunmenglong: "we want you to die!" but the voice could not be expressed and turned into bursts of sadness.

Yunmenglong sighed hypocritically: "don't be a dog in the next life, and don't be a black dog. In fact, I don't want to eat you. Who makes you grow so black? You will be eaten sooner or later." this sentence is quite like brother Chen's deep words in Infernal Affairs: you always have to pay back when you get out.

So many dog meat are roasted together, which is absolutely a shocking and spectacular scene. Yunmenglong is also a lazy man. He doesn't care what his four separate bodies are doing, so he yells at the sky: "jiayibingding, return."

Wind Thunder Tiger and Wei Ya looked at each other and asked, "what kind of magic is this? Why have you never heard of it?"

Yunmenglong smiled but didn't answer. He pretended to be mysterious and said, "you'll know right away."

Three minutes less, as like as two peas in the sky, four sounded, four people who were exactly the same as Yun Menglong stood in front of the crowd, but they were dressed differently.

The wind Thunder Tiger and others were all startled. They stared at the five cloud dream dragons one by one. They didn't understand the situation at all. Those practitioners who danced in the air were stunned when they saw the five bosses appear. They forgot to control the flying sword for a moment. They fell down and fell one by one.

Yunmenglong ignored the crowd. He said to a, B, C and D, "brothers, roast dog meat."

The four suddenly nodded and said, "yes, boss."

Five people took the palm at the same time, and hundreds of sword lights flashed out. Before the big black dogs could escape, they were ripped open by the sword light. All the dog's internal organs were thrown into the huge dustbin. Except for the inedible internal organs and hair, there was no excess meat on the big black dog. Wei Ya admired this technology. Then the five Yunmeng dragons opened their mouths at the same time, and the water poured down, washing the dogs hanging in the air out of thin air, and then spitting fire. Yunmeng dragons sprinkled special spices on the dogs while spitting fire. The big black dogs tossed in the air. In a few minutes, there was an attractive smell of barbecue in the mountains. This smell has not been seen for a long time, So tempting.

Tens of thousands of disciples of the dragon and tiger sect all spilled a secretion commonly known as saliva.

Everyone stared at the whole process and surprised yunmenglong. They sighed in their hearts that "the boss is omnipotent".

After baking, yunmenglong said to the four people: "go play and take a dog to eat."

A, B, C and D smiled and thanked yunmenglong. The four disappeared with a big black dog in their arms.

"Menglong, what's going on?" Wei Ya first recovered. At this time, the appearance of the five Yunmeng dragons temporarily weakened the charm of the big black dog.

"Eat dog meat first, let's talk later." yunmenglong continued to sell off. Yunmenglong stood up and said to everyone, "brothers, I'm yunmenglong back. You have dog meat again. Do you want to eat dog meat? Show your housekeeping skills. Only those who perform well can have dog meat."

"Yes!" everyone agreed with enthusiasm.

For a time, the sword light was everywhere in the air, and the howling filled the world. Those boys performed hard and fought each other on flying swords

Yunmenglong asked Wei Ya and others to sit down and said, "eat dog meat while watching the performance." yunmenglong looked at those people flying higher and higher. Suddenly, he had an idea and turned to Wei Ya: "Hua Hua, did you let these boys practice flying swords to deal with the magic emperor in the universe?"