Supreme Satyr

Yunmenglong found a pen and paper and began to write Taiji Heart Sutra, but it was not the formula of the Heart Sutra, but his unique views on double cultivation and a detailed introduction to lovemaking posture. Most of the time, a spring palace map produced by yunmenglong with pictures and texts was officially released. This is a real limited edition, only this one.

After writing, yunmenglong began to be in a daze. Looking down from above, he couldn't see the world. He only saw a blue water ball, which was the earth where he had been for more than 1000 years.

"Xiaohui, how are they? Has Hua'er put her career on track? How are those brothers who practice sword immortals......" how can he think of these questions, no matter how clever yunmenglong is?

In addition to the unexplained anxiety and uneasiness in yunmenglong's heart, it is empty and lonely. Large tracts of emptiness are like flowers in April and catkins in March.

Suddenly I think of Chang'e in Guanghan palace. She must bear the loneliness like a poisonous snake every day? Over the years, she has really suffered. If yunmenglong forgets the past, or if he is a piece of white paper, he will certainly agree to the requirements of the Jade Emperor without hesitation. But how can yunmenglong be worthy of those infatuated beauties who deeply love and miss him when they get married?

There was an impulse to go to Guanghan palace and pull Chang'e away without looking back, but the impulse could not be turned into action. He was not the lengtouqing who did everything on impulse. The responsibility on his shoulders is too heavy. He should carefully consider everything he does. He can't go wrong. This makes him feel tied up and makes him unhappy. However, he can only bear it for his lover and friends. Just don't think about these things.

Yunmenglong patted his ass and sent the Taiji spring palace map to the Jade Emperor first. He established a good relationship with the head of the fairy world. It's easy for the immortals below him to say.

In fact, the truth that catching a thief first catches a king is the same as fixing a group of ghosts. Relatively speaking, those immortals are ghosts, and the Jade Emperor is immortals. By grasping the Jade Emperor's hobby and handle, Yun Menglong firmly grasped him into his own camp, so there must be no problem when he can be useful in the future.

The Jade Emperor was overjoyed to hear that the informing officer said that yunmenglong wanted to see him. He cleaned up and quickly let him in.

As soon as yunmenglong saw the Jade Emperor, he knew that the Jade Emperor had just had a good time, but it seemed that he was not very satisfied with his performance.

"Jade Emperor, guess what I brought you?" yunmenglong said with a smile.

The Jade Emperor rubbed his hands and couldn't wait to say, "don't sell the key. Don't sell the key. Bring it quickly."

Yun Menglong handed the ordered manuscript of Taiji spring palace to the Jade Emperor and said, "as long as the Jade Emperor studies this book thoroughly and ensures that you are invincible, those chicks will be begged for mercy by you. When there are not enough girls, you can find me again and I'll give you more."

When the Jade Emperor opened the book, his eyes shone with standard lustrous light, and his saliva was about to flow out. He quickly found a comfortable position to sit down and studied it for himself. Yunmenglong put a smile on his lips, stopped disturbing the studious students of the Jade Emperor, and slowly stamped out of the Jade Emperor's palace.

The time in the fairyland is like that in the world. The sun rises and the moon sinks. Yunmenglong wandered around when he was free. He visited various immortals, farted and talked nonsense, played chess and drank wine, and traded human gadgets for many magic weapons and artifacts. He roasted a big black dog during his visit to the supreme old gentleman, exchanged various parts of dog meat for many elixirs, and drunk ya. Instead of playing boxing, he earned dozens of top-grade elixirs. One visit made yunmenglong get more than 500 elixirs. After the supreme old gentleman felt it, yunmenglong quickly flashed away. The old man didn't repent until he woke up. However, yunmenglong is not too afraid. He has used his usual trick of taking nude photos to get some sexy and eye-catching art photos for Taishang Laojun. Yunmenglong also plans to blackmail the Supreme Lord several more times. He has tens of thousands of sword repair immortals. How can 500 fairy pills be enough?

In addition, he also got five soul gathering pills. As long as Chang'e gets the condensed fragrance jade dew, he can return to the world.

Finally came the day of the Queen Mother's new year's flat peach club.

The seven fairies listened to the order of the queen mother and risked their lives to pick peaches in the flat peach garden. Where do they know that the biggest and best peaches have been secretly picked by yunmenglong, Sun Wukong and Zixia? Otherwise, it's too obvious. They eat Xiantao and dog meat every day. They feel really cool.

The flat peach garden is still held in yaochi. Xiantao wine, various exquisite snacks and little meat. Only the black dog meat roasted by yunmenglong supports the scene.

On this day, all the immortals have come, even Chang'e, who has been living in Guanghan palace, is no exception. Chang'e didn't give the queen mother more face. The person she wanted to see was yunmenglong.

This day is the birthday of the queen mother and the wedding day of Sun Wukong and Zixia.

The gift was designed by Yunmeng dragon. Yunmeng dragon is a golden armor and Zixia is a phoenix crown. They fought with each other. They were heroes and beauties and envied others.

Yunmenglong suddenly remembered Zixia's words in the big talk journey to the West: my lover is a great hero. He will appear in a situation of great attention. He will come to marry me in gold armor and colorful auspicious clouds. I guessed the front, but I can't guess the end

The broken words and broken eyes made yunmenglong heartbroken.

Yunmenglong looked at Zixia and said, "Zixia, your wish has finally come true. Brother monkey will step on colorful clouds and marry you in golden armor!"

All the immortals enjoyed the wine. They were very happy. During the banquet, they drank and prepared, pushed glasses and changed lamps. Of course, the banquet was filled with the aroma of wine, flat peach and dog meat.

Yunmenglong sent a nine story super luxurious Royal cake to the queen mother. The queen mother smiled and looked thousands of years younger.

Everyone stood up, raised their glasses and said, "I wish the queen mother a happy birthday, a boundless life and eternal youth!"

The queen mother said, "thank you."

After cutting the cake and making a wish, yunmenglong, as the host of the conference, calmed his mood and announced: "everyone, there is another great joy to happen. This is the second immortal couple in the fairy world except the queen mother and the Jade Emperor. Now let's applaud to welcome Sun Wukong and Zixia fairy, the great saint of Qi Tian. Let's witness the wedding of the couple!"

Zixia fairy's face hung a shining happy smile, and the monkey king, listening to the arrangement of Yunmeng dragon, stepped on the somersault cloud and flew from afar.

Zixia looked at the flying Monkey King. Her eyes were wet, and a drop of crystal pearl rolled down. Her long cherished wish for many years was finally coming true