Suzaku

Thirteen: A Demon Brain Is Better Than a Human Brain

“Which are the three major pastoral areas in my country?”

“Inner Mongolia pastoral area, Xinjiang pastoral area, Qinghai-Tibet pastoral area.”

“The answer is correct, plus ten points for the students in class three.”

Hu Yun muttered to Zou Leilei indignantly: “I can do this question too, but it’s a pity that I pressed it a little slower.”

Zou Leilei nodded angrily, turned to look at Yi Tianxing, but found that the boy had almost fallen asleep, hated her, and pinched his waist hard with one hand.

“Ouch.” Zou Leilei let out a soft cry of pain, and Yi Tianxing hurriedly pulled her hand over to have a look, and asked nervously, “What’s wrong?”

“It hurts, why is your skin so thick?” Zou Leilei scolded.

Yi Tianxing smiled and said, “The skin is thicker.”

“Stop talking, and answer the question quickly.”

“Oh.” Yi Tianxing just woke up, holding Zou Leilei’s little hand. Seeing the actions of the two of them on the stage, the students below began to chatter non-stop.

It was only then that the two remembered that they were participating in a knowledge competition on the stage. Looking down the stage, they saw countless students looking at them with their mouths wide open to a terrifying level. A moment later, there was a loud “oh” in the big classroom

The students were really good at fighting, and Zou Leilei bowed her head in embarrassment. It was Yi Tianxing who was the best, as expected he was the thickest-skinned one, and greeted the laughter of the whole school with a smile.

The host teacher couldn’t stand it any longer, and secretly muttered to himself that the current students are really audacious, to dare to flirt in such an important event, while scolding the students to quiet down.

Hu Yun, who was sitting on the side, reprimanded Yi Tianxing viciously: “It’s about the honor of the class, can you be more serious?” He wanted to talk about you, but suddenly thought of Zou Leilei, and swallowed that word abruptly.

Yi Tianxing glanced at him, thinking that this person is really boring, and this knowledge contest is also boring, so he made some mentally retarded questions: “China’s three major pastoral areas, you can only think about those three places with your butt. Don’t look at the nine hundred 600,000 square kilometers, except for those three places, if you want to run horses in other places, you will kill people.”

He sat on the stage and thought about it, but the students in the audience thought that he didn’t know anything and would just be in a daze. Looking at the scoreboard on the stage: the students in classes 10, 40, 70, and 30 wailed at the same time, looked at the three Yi Tianxing on the stage with miserable eyes, and thought that this time in their own class. Is lost.

At this time, the host teacher continued to ask questions.

“Who are the Seven Sons of Jian’an?”

With a beep, Hu Yun finally grabbed the right to answer the question, and quickly replied: “The Seven Sons of Jian’an are the collective names of Kong Rong, Chen Lin, Wang Can, Ruan Wang Yuyingchang, and Liu Zhen, writers in the late Han Dynasty.”

“Add ten.”

Hu Yun wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at Yi Tianxing contemptuously sideways, and Yi Tianxing shrugged.

“What are the Three Caos”

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“Who are the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties?”

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The representatives of several classes on the stage competed for each other, and the battle was very fierce. Hu Yun deserved to be selected to participate in the competition, and he answered several questions correctly in a row, which brought his score up a bit.

The first part of the competition was over, and the host teacher said with a smile: “It seems that everyone has a relatively wide range of knowledge, but the difficulty of this part of the topic is relatively low. The following is an important part of this knowledge competition. The topic is the headmaster himself. Yes, everyone should pay attention, the scope is similar to the first part, but the difficulty has increased a lot.”

Zou Leilei glared at Yi Tianxing, and whispered, “Answer me seriously.”

“Why don’t you answer?” YiTianxing laughed.

“I just like to watch you answer.” Zou Leilei looked at him with a smile like a flower.

Yi Tianxing was dazed for a while by the tranquil eyes, and after a while he spread his hands in embarrassment and said: “The answering machine is not here with me, how can I answer?”

There is no electronic answering machine in the high school in the small county. During the competition, each class uses a small bell placed in front of the table.

When Zou Leilei heard this, she turned around and smiled at Hu Yun, then snatched the little bell and handed it to Yi Tianxing.

Yi Tianxing was taken aback. Hu Yun was also very angry, but on second thought, wouldn’t it be better for the whole school to see how Yi Tianxing made a fool of himself?

“Please name four or more titles in the history of Chinese culture. Please name at least five. Twenty points will be awarded for correct answers, and ten points will be deducted for wrong answers.” The host teacher raised his glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked slowly.

This question was indeed a little difficult, plus points would be deducted for wrong answers, so each class didn’t dare to ring the bell first, but the three of them buried their heads together and wrote down the answers they could remember on paper. Zou Leilei looked at the sad faces of the students in other classes, and hurriedly pushed Yi Tianxing.

Yi Tianxing sighed softly, picked up the little bell with two fingers and shook it.

“Ding Dong” sounded crisply.

The noisy classroom suddenly fell silent, and everyone’s eyes were fixed on this young student holding a bell and smiling all over his face. Hu Yun, who was sitting on the same table with Yi Tianxing, looked over with a look of astonishment. He just thought about it for a long time and only came up with four. Did this person find the answer so quickly?

Yi Tianxing glanced at Zou Leilei, smiled wryly, and said, “The Four Masters of the Early Tang Dynasty, the Four Masters of the Tang Dynasty, the Four Scholars of Sumen, the Four Spirits of Yongjia, the Four Great Poets of Zhongxing, the Four Masters of Yuan Opera, and the Four Great Talents of Wuzhong .” After a pause, he continued, “Seven, should be enough.”

The host looked at the correct answer in his hand, couldn’t help but adjusted his glasses again, and said with a hint of disbelief, “Enough is enough.”

“Wait.” A female student in Class Three suddenly stood up, “The Four Masters of the Early Tang Dynasty, the Four Masters of Sumen, and the Four Masters of Yuanqu can all understand these things, but I have never heard of the Four Great Masters of the Tang Dynasty, and the Yongjia Masters.” Si Ling, you’re not talking nonsense, are you?”

Yi Tianxing looked at the girl, smiled and explained quietly: “The Four Masters of the Tang Dynasty are not the Four Masters of Writing, but the Four Masters of Calligraphy. Calligraphy in the Tang Dynasty is respected by regular script, so they are called Ouyang Xun, Yu Shinan, Yan Zhenqing, The four Liu Gongquan are the four masters of the Tang Dynasty. As for the four spirits of Yongjia, they are the collective names of the poets Xu Zhao, Xu Ji, Weng Juan, and Zhao Shixiu of the Southern Song Dynasty. This is because these four are all from Yongjia, which is now Wenzhou, Zhejiang, and There is a spirit character in the font size. Xu Zhao’s word is Linghui, and Xu Ji’s word is Lingyuan.”

In the audio-visual classroom of Kongda University, the childish voice of a young man who has not yet lost all his childishness resounded.

“What is the earliest dictionary in ancient my country and what is the dictionary with the most words?”

The headmaster’s question is really perverted, but unfortunately, there is an even more perverted contestant in today’s knowledge contest.

The appearance of several perverted questions in a row finally made the students of the other classes give up on answering the questions. Instead, they cast their eyes on the answering table of the first class with great interest. At this time, the knowledge contest in the county seems to have become Yi Tianxing, the solo stage of the student from Class 1, Grade 2 who is famous for picking up junk.

Yi Tianxing was uncomfortable being looked at by everyone, and what was even more uncomfortable was that he had to ring the little bell on his hand.

“The earliest dictionary is Xu Shen’s Shuowen Jiezi in the Eastern Han Dynasty, with a total of 9,353 single characters. The dictionary with the most words is the Kangxi Dictionary, with a total of 47,035 characters.”

“How many West Lakes are there in our country?” The host teacher didn’t ask the students to rush to answer, and naturally turned his attention to Yi Tianxing.

Yi Tianxing didn’t bother to ring the bell anymore, and replied directly: “Wang Shizhuo’s West Lake Kaori said that the name of the West Lake in the whole country is thirty-one. But in the Qing Dynasty, it is said in Lenglu Miscellaneous Knowledge: The West Lake in the world, thirty-one There are six, but Hangzhou is the most famous, but it is a pity that the locations of the thirty-six West Lakes are not listed. Current information, in addition to Hangzhou, there are also Huzhou West Lake, Huaxian West Lake, Hanzhou West Lake, and Shouchang West Lake in the whole country.”

“Approximately how many languages ​​are there in the world”

“5,651 languages, of which 1,400 have not been recognized as independent languages, and some are dying”

“How far apart are Altair and Vega”

“One hundred and fifty trillion kilometers.”

“How many light years is this?” The host teacher was also full of curiosity about the student at this time, seeing that he didn’t mention the commonly used unit of light year, he added a question on a whim.

“Yeah…” Yi Tianxing was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly grinned and said, “Let’s get rid of it yourself, I forgot, and I can’t figure it out at this time.”

Seeing that the tattered king is so knowledgeable and knowledgeable, he seems to know even the most remote things, but at this time he admits that he is not good at calculations. The students in the school who have been quietly listening to his answers can’t help feeling weird. The classroom was quiet for a long time, and the strange atmosphere in the air finally made everyone laugh in unison.

Along with the laughter, there was a long and warm applause. On this day in the early summer of 1994, the applause in Gaoyang County was the most enthusiastic in history. The applause seemed to fly through the plane trees outside the classroom to the sky, as if to herald something. This scene has always remained in Yi Tianxing’s mind, and it cannot be erased until many years later. :