Sword Art Online: I'm A Jerk

"Hey?! Did Asuna make it?" When Asuna came out with the dumplings, Tongzi said in shock. She thought it was made by Lin Fei.

"Hmm." Asuna shook her head: "The president did all the preparations from the beginning. As for me, I was only responsible for the last step."

"The last step?" Kiriko looked at Asuna doubtfully, what is this?

"Idiot, just cook them. Asuna rolled her eyes at Kiriko, and then gave everyone a pair of chopsticks: "By the way, if the president hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have known there was a Chinese cuisine menu in the food. Woolen cloth. "

"Okay, stop talking, come and taste it. This is the fruit of your labor today." Lin Fei quickly interrupted the conversation of the girls, couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks, picked up a dumpling, and dipped it in Chili pepper water. Lin Fei has not eaten local food for a long time, and now she feels like she has been wrapped in happiness.

"Is it delicious?" Tongzi saw the expression of enjoyment on Lin Fei's face, swallowed her saliva, and asked quickly.

"It's delicious. Although the conditions are simple, it has reached 80% in my heart!" Lin Fei replied.

"Of course, you don't want to see which two 937 chefs made this." Asuna put her hands on her hips and said confidently.

"Then let me try one too." Tongzi quickly picked up the chopsticks, and then picked up a dumpling. The crystal clear appearance made people feel hungry just by looking at it. Following Lin Fei's example, Tongzi dipped it in the chili pepper. water, and then put the dumpling into his mouth.

Before everyone had time to look at Tongzi's expression, they saw Tongzi standing up and running into the kitchen sink.

"Ugh! So spicy! So spicy!" Tongzi's painful screams came from the kitchen.

The three women looked at each other, shifted their gazes to the culprit, and then quietly moved the plate of chili pepper water in front of them.

"Hey, what are you looking at?!" Lin Fei felt very innocent. Then, under the dumbfounded gazes of the three women, he took out a bright red chili pepper from his trouser pocket and put it directly into his mouth. While chewing, he said: "It's really not spicy. Why don't you try it?"

Lin Fei said and took out another chili pepper.

The corners of the three women's mouths twitched and they refused without hesitation.

"No, we can't afford this kind of good thing, so I'll give it to you," Yasuna Ying and the other three girls said in unison.

At this time, Tongzi had already walked out of the kitchen, with a haggard look on her face. This appearance made the three women feel their hearts twitching again, and they looked at the small dish of chili water with a hint of shadow.

"Tongzi, are you okay?" Asuna was considerate and asked with concern as she brought a glass of water to Kiriko.

"It's okay, it's just a bit spicy. Tongzi took the water and drank it in one gulp, with a saved expression on her face, and then said with an afterthought: "However, although it is spicy, it is really delicious. "

"Yeah, right." Lin Fei said quickly from the side.

"Yeah." Even though she was about to cry after being so spicy, Tongzi still didn't learn her lesson. She picked up a dumpling again, and under the stunned eyes of the girls, she dipped it in the chili water again, but Tongzi... I learned my lesson once, just dipped a small amount, and then ate it happily.

"It's delicious!" Tongzi, who was not spicy again this time, praised. Even at this level, she could still bear it and couldn't wait to pick up another one. Seeing that Tongzi liked it so much, Lin Fei nodded with satisfaction and began to destroy the plate of dumplings in front of him.

Seeing this, Asuna and the other three looked at each other and picked up their chopsticks.

However, Asuna and the others did not choose to try the chili pepper water, but ate it directly.

Seeing this, Lin Fei shook his head helplessly: "If it's just a little bit, it's not spicy at all. You see, Tongzi has completely adapted to it. Besides, if you just eat it like this without dipping it in something, it won't taste that good at all. ( adab) Right, Tongzi?"

Tongzi, who was eating crazily, only had time to hum, and then devoted herself to filling up the temple of the five internal organs.

After hearing this, Asuna and the others could only take a glass of water and put it next to them, and then they started to try to dip it in some chili pepper water, but it was just a little bit, just a slight touch of the corner.

Seeing this, Lin Fei shook his head helplessly and rolled the dumplings in the pepper water again.

Lin Fei and Tongzi both moved very quickly and finished their portions in no time. Asuna and the others were still eating in small bites, but they seemed to be really intolerant of spicy food. They clearly didn't eat much. , but his forehead was so hot that beads of sweat broke out.

"Tongzi, how do you feel?" Lin Fei hugged his belly, leaned on the chair, raised his eyes and looked at Tongzi beside him, looking like a rich man.

Tongzi also made similar movements to Lin Fei, touching her belly with satisfaction: "It's been a long time since I've eaten so happily. Hey, I'll do it ten more times, sir."

"Ah, yes, but it would be even more perfect if there was a small dish of soy sauce." Lin Fei licked the corner of his mouth, remembering that when he was a child, what he looked forward to most was eating dumplings.

"Well, although there isn't one, you can still find a similar substitute, right?" Tongzi said with a hint of confusion.

"I hope so." Lin Fei nodded.

An hour later, all the members of Mingxiao were lying on their chairs, staring at the ceiling silently.

"Hey, who washes the dishes?" Lin Fei said. The thing he hates most is washing the dishes. Even though washing the dishes has become very easy in the game, Lin Fei still hates it. Therefore, it is impossible for him to wash the dishes.

"I don't want to move." Tongzi said calmly.

"I don't want to move either." Xiaotiao Yulihua said the same way.

"I don't want to touch the water." Black Cat's meaning was also obvious.

"I hate washing dishes." Lin Fei said quickly.

Then, all eyes moved to Asuna, the only one who remained silent.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't go too far!" Although Asuna didn't object to washing dishes, the nature of being pushed around by everyone was different.

"Asuna is a good wife and mother, so washing dishes is no problem for Asuna." Lin Fei was the first to speak.

"The president is right." Tongzi nodded in agreement. After staying with Lin Fei for a long time, she also became a salty person.

"Tongzi and the president are right." Black Cat said at the right time.

"What they said is right, I'm going to sleep." Xiaotiao Yulihua said and closed her eyes.

"..." Asuna clenched her fists and showed a forced smile. .