Sword Art Online: I'm A Jerk

"The Vice-President of Dawn is indeed a celebrity." Heathcliff tried to hypnotize himself, and the smile on his face seemed very forced: "I wonder what Vice-President Asuna said?"

"Asuna said, ahem, if you do the housework, it will make this place look like a cozy little nest for everyone." Lin Fei spread his hands. Asuna did say similar things, but Lin Fei was a little distracted. Just made some modifications.

"..." So, is this the reason? Heathcliff took a deep breath.

"How's it going? Heathcliff?" Lin Fei raised his eyebrows. He had already thought about it. Anyway, the other party didn't know that he knew his identity, but Lin Fei knew that the other party was here for him. That was enough. So, first make some unequal treaties to make yourself feel more comfortable, then it will be worthwhile to be killed by the other party.

"Okay, you can say that I am also a good family man." Heathcliff had a confident smile on his face. Lin Fei looked at Heathcliff suspiciously. Isn't there any water in this statement? ?

Now that the other party has reached a consensus on the first point, it’s the next step.

"Well, Heathcliff, may I ask, do you have any talents?" Lin Fei proudly patted Yuna beside him on the shoulder. And Yuna's mouth couldn't help twitching, always feeling that something was getting more and more wrong with Lin Fei.

"Look at the person next to me, Yuna, that's right. She is the treasure of our guild. She is proficient in singing, singing, playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting." Lin Fei put his arm around Yuna's shoulders, with a proud look on his face. Smile, but Yuna, who was hugged by Lin Fei, had an embarrassed expression on her face.

"Then, our vice-president Asuna." Lin Fei said and gave a thumbs up: "The food she cooks is outstanding. She is the only two chefs in this guild."

"Asuna clenched her fists expressionlessly, preparing to deal with Lin Fei after he finished making nonsense.

"Then, this one, darling, this one is really awesome «||." Lin Fei pointed at Tongzi who had been watching, and instantly, a bad feeling emerged in Tongzi's heart.

"People give nicknames... Ahem, I can't say this on Buddha's Day, but Tongzi, your kicking skills are amazing. People who can kick doubt their life." Lin Fei restrained a little, but looked at Tongzi was trembling all over, obviously it was of no use.

"Then, these two are even more powerful. They are natural actors. When they are bored, they will star in plays and stage plays written and directed by themselves." Lin Fei pointed at Heathcliff again, pointing at the black cat and the little bird Yurikka. said.

"Look, Heathcliff, everyone in our guild is a talented person with both ability and political integrity. I wonder, do you have any talents?" Lin Fei looked at Heathcliff curiously. He was indeed curious. He I want to see how the other party answers my question.

Heathcliff didn't expect that the other party would actually do this, and he was instantly confused. This was the first time for him.

"You have to know that the development goals of our guild are diversified, including the catering industry, entertainment industry, drama industry, kung fu industry, etc. So, generally speaking, we will not accept players who are not versatile." Lin Fei's His tone seemed very serious, and the look he looked at Heathcliff also seemed very sincere. He immediately wanted Heathcliff to use his authority to take out the most powerful holy sword, and the sword slashed the soul in front of him.

"Okay, Heathcliff, our president can be naughty occasionally, so you don't have to pay attention to this sentence at all." Asuna stretched out a hand and covered Lin Fei's mouth to prevent Lin Fei from letting him go. Fei spoke with a gentle smile on his face.

"Then, let's introduce ourselves." Asuna's hand was still covering Lin Fei's mouth, but Lin Fei, who was blocked behind her, suddenly showed a crazy expression on his face, but everyone was I didn't see it, otherwise Lin Fei would have been beaten up by Asuna next.

"My name is Asuna, and I am a rapier user." Asuna said with a smile: "At the same time, in order to manage the union for the unreliable president, I temporarily served as the vice president, and also served as the union leader. chef."

"Hello, Vice President Asuna." Heathcliff nodded. Finally, there are normal people in the union.

"Tongzi, one-handed swordsman." Tongzi's introduction was very concise, but it also fit her character.

"Yuna, one-handed swordsman." Yuna nodded to Heathcliff with a smile on her face: "Currently, she is...pursuing the president."

"Huh?!!" Tongzi looked at Yuna as if she had been frightened. Although she had known that the other party had this intention, why did she suddenly say it at this time?! Could it be that she felt a crisis? ?!

Inexplicably, Tongzi looked at Heathcliff.

Maybe, yes. Tongzi nodded understandingly in her heart, but she couldn't accept that Lin Fei was such a person.

々Ahem, um, you don’t need to tell me the last sentence. "The corners of Heathcliff's mouth twitched. Why did he emphasize such a sentence at the end when introducing himself? It's very misleading.

After Yuna said these words, Asuna's eyes suddenly became dangerous, and the hand covering Lin Fei's mouth squeezed hard, as if to calm down.

"Ah!!!" Suddenly, Asuna screamed.

"What's wrong?!" Everyone looked at Asuna in surprise, wondering what her sudden name was.

"No, it's okay. I was bitten by a mosquito." Asuna's cheeks turned red instantly, and the hand covering Lin Fei's mouth couldn't help trembling.

"...(Really)" Are you kidding me? Heathcliff twitched the corner of his mouth. He had no interest in dealing with mosquitoes. two

"Mosquito?" Kiriko looked at Asuna in surprise. Speaking of which, she had never seen such a thing in this game. For a moment, she looked at Asuna with doubt in her eyes.

At this time, without everyone knowing, Lin Fei narrowed his eyes. When Asuna pinched his mouth just now, he subconsciously stuck out his tongue, and then touched Asuna's palm. And this was why Asuna suddenly screamed.

But now, Lin Fei saw that Asuna not only did not withdraw her hand, but still covered her mouth, Lin Fei couldn't help but look at Asuna's back in surprise. I didn’t expect you to be like this Asuna!

So, do you want to do it again? In an instant, Lin Fei's eyes became profound. .