Sword Art Online: I'm A Jerk

Following Lin Fei, Tongzi walked into the restaurant under a giant tree.

The third level is not just the kingdom of trees. As a clan of elves, whether it is forest elves or dark elves, the use of trees is extremely harmonious and appropriate.

Even the flaws in the trees themselves can be turned into part of art. This is the way of survival of the elves.

The restaurant seemed very quiet, and there were not many players.

The restaurant is very spacious, with stairs following the tree trunks, and dining tables hanging in mid-air. Everything looks very exquisite and elegant. If you eat in this environment, not to mention the style, your appetite will increase. Several levels, and of course the more troublesome thing is that the restaurant does not sell meat.

Lin Fei saw the black cat and the little bird Yu Liuhua on the second floor at a glance, nodded to Tongzi beside him, and walked in front to lead the way.

"Are you okay? Has a mission been delayed for so long?" Black Cat asked curiously after seeing Lin Fei and Tongzi.

"Yes, Master, you were away yesterday, and Black Cat-chan has been bullying me!" Xiaotiao Youlihua saw a savior, like Lin Fei, and appealed to Black Cat's evil deeds yesterday.

"Bump!" Black Cat punched Kotori Yurikka mercilessly on the head. Just as Kotori Yurikka was about to speak, she happened to bite her tongue, which made her so painful that she couldn't even speak.

"Stupid apprentice, learn more from the black cat." Lin Fei turned a blind eye to the black cat's atrocities, and instead praised the black cat to the little bird Liuhua.

Xiaotiao Yulihua couldn't help but show a look of despair, why? I'm so pitiful.

"Meow." Just when Lin Fei was about to continue teaching his cheap apprentice, the kitten in Lin Fei's arms made a protest sound again.

"Hey? What is that? 々||!" The black cat then discovered that a kitten's head came out from under Lin Fei's cloak.

"Oh, I almost forgot." Lin Fei quickly took the kitten out from under the cloak and placed it on the table.

"This is the reward of the mission." Lin Fei said to the black cat.

"So cute." Stars appeared in the black cat's eyes, but his face suddenly turned serious: "I mean, very weak."

"..." Lin Fei rolled his eyes when he looked at the black cat who said no but was very honest.

"It's cute, isn't it." Lin Fei said to the black cat, his tone full of temptation, which made Tongzi, who was sitting next to Lin Fei, goosebumps all over the floor.

"No, no." Black Cat suppressed the throbbing in his heart, always feeling that there was something wrong with Lin Fei's tone.

"Well, since you are a black cat, it is also a black cat, and you happen to be of the same race. From now on, the title of poop shoveler will be given to you." Lin Fei hurriedly put the kitten that was meowing again in front of the black cat. .

"Pfft." When Tongzi heard Lin Fei say this, she couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing. What does it mean that your name is a black cat, this cat is a black cat, and you happen to be of the same race? The more Tongzi thought about it, the more she wanted to laugh. She was professionally trained and generally wouldn't laugh unless she couldn't help it.

"Ahem, be serious, this is the handover ceremony for the shit shoveling officer." Lin Fei said to Tongzi awkwardly.

"Sorry, I really can't help it. I will try my best to restrain myself." Tongzi covered her stomach with one hand and said to Lin Fei while trying hard to suppress a smile.

"No need to work too hard, feel free to laugh if you want." Lin Fei touched her nose and saw that Tongzi's face was almost turning green from holding it in. She really couldn't bear it.

"Pfft." Tongzi, who had another leak of air, showed an apologetic expression to Lin Fei.

"Well, since it is a gift from you, I will reluctantly accept it." The black cat snorted, trying hard to pretend to be disdainful.

Lin Fei had a headache and rubbed the center of his eyebrows. Would he die if he said something nice?

After the black cat finished speaking, he stopped looking at Lin Fei's expression. The little bird Yu Liuhua, who was lying on the table like a salted fish, cheered up after seeing the kitten again, and teased it with the black cat.

"Master, why does it keep screaming?" Xiaoniao Yulihua said curiously.

"Well, it's hungry. As the current poop shoveler, Black Cat, I leave it to you." Lin Fei took a sip of the fruit wine in front of him and said calmly.

"Hungry? What does it eat?" The black cat stopped teasing the kitten and raised its head to look at Lin Fei [with confusion on his face.

"I'm really sorry, I didn't know." Lin Fei spread his hands helplessly.

"Huh?" Black Cat looked at Lin Feiyou in surprise.

"I really don't know." Lin Fei saw the black cat looking at him with doubtful intelligence, and defended again: "After all, the NPC who gave it to me as a reward didn't tell me."

"Well, it's true." Black Cat shook her head helplessly. As a cat, she should like to eat fish. Just when she was about to order a fish, she remembered that this is an elf restaurant and does not sell meat.

"However, I think the food it eats should be similar to that of elves. After all, it is the elves who raise it." Lin Fei made a suggestion.

"That's it." Black Cat looked at the menu and chose some fruits that the elves like to eat.

"Hi." Lin Fei drank the (good) glass of fruit wine and took out his own bottle of fruit wine from his inventory. Fortunately, you are allowed to bring your own wine here. So Lin Fei was not kicked out.

However, what is surprising is that when Lin Fei just opened the lid and was about to pour the wine, the kitten, which was lying weakly on the table, seemed to have smelled something it liked and moved instantly. Under Lin Fei's surprised gaze , and instantly snatched the wine bottle from Lin Fei's hand.

"Hey, give it back to me!" Lin Fei said quickly as he saw the kitten standing upright like a human being with its front paws still holding the wine bottle snatched from his hand.

However, unexpectedly, the kitten cast a look of contempt at Lin Fei, and then, under everyone's stunned gaze, picked up the bottle and held it between them. .