"What kind of pet... Really, you bastards will only be deceived by some stupid and cute things, and those things will only be a waste of food when you buy them back. It's useless... Not at home. Is there a fixed spring, dagu..."
"No, no, that yellow one is cute! You bought it for me!"
"What the hell is it..."
Yin Shi got up from the ground, wiped his nosebleed, and walked over impatiently.
On the screen, Pikachu is rubbing in front of the camera with a cute face. It is not deliberately cute, but it feels strange that these people are staring at it.
For Pikachu, this is the first time that it has been watched and discussed by so many people, and these guys' obsession with it does not seem to lose to the Rockets.
Gintoki stared at Pikachu blankly, and Pikachu also found this dead fish-eye guy, stopped his moving body, and stared at him blankly.
The two sides just stared at each other, neither making a sound nor moving, they stared at each other like a monster.
Haibara Ai: "¨. What's the situation? Could it be that this little pet likes Mr. Gintoki? This, this is too incredible!"
Natsu: "Yin Sang still has such a hidden attribute? Could it be that cute pets like their masters with big nerves?"
Hubby: "Yeah! I like Natsu because Natsu has a lot of nerves!"
Natsu: "Happy.... Although your words moved me, why can't I be happy?"
Hubby: "Natsu is a nerd! Hubby likes Natsu the most!"
Natsu: "It's alright, Hubby, don't say it anymore! The others are still looking at it and are ashamed to die..."
Conan: "What's the situation? The two sides have been staring at each other for more than 20 seconds. Generally speaking, have they liked each other and looked at each other for so long?"
Chu Tian: "Maybe they are not staring with love, but hating each other, staring at the enemy or something..."
After another ten seconds...
Gintoki raised his hand and fell on the sofa with a clatter.
Then he picked up the pillow and covered his face, as if nothing had happened.
"Silver sauce!! What are you doing, Aru, hurry up and buy me that furry elf!"
Kagura held Ginshi's legs and pulled and pulled.
"You bastard, you want to change the subject again, right? Ah, ah, ah, I want that fluffy elf with long ears. Silver sauce, please discuss it with the group owner and exchange your balls with him, okay?"
"Ah~~ ah~~~ Kakula, calm down~~~~ That's not a elf, it's a dog, it's the same breed as Dingchun, but this one has yellow hair, maybe it's a dog. It's because the owner hasn't bathed it for a long time~~~".
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puff!
puff!
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As soon as Yin Shi finished speaking, the entire chat group immediately burst into flames!
Even Conan, who has always been calm and doesn't participate in awkward chats, couldn't help but squirt!
Chu Tian: "I have never seen such a brazen person!"
Tony Stark: "You may be the only one in the universe who can treat this pet as a dog!"
Rem: "Mr. Gintoki, Mr. Gintoki, is this called talking nonsense with your eyes open?"
Conan: "There is an allusion in Huaxia, which is called referring to a deer as a horse. I think it is very suitable for this scene."
Haiyuan: "Mr. Gintoki, I despise you... Is this how you destroy children's dreams? People like you will definitely point to Santa Claus on the road and say to your children on Christmas night: [Did you see it? That Santa Claus is actually the guy next door pretending to be Uncle Wang], right? [Disdain] [Disdain] [Dislike]"
Chutian: "No, no, little angel Huiyuan didn't guess right this time. Christmas or something, Yinshi still had a good time. It's just that during the New Year, Yinshi will give the discount coupons of the sushi restaurant as lucky money. The child is right [pick nose] [pick nose] [pick nose].”
Sakata Yinshi was stunned, and sat up from the sofa at the speed of light:
"Group, group owner, how do you even know this kind of thing... You really are 763 who installed a camera in my house, right! That's right!"
Conan: "In order not to buy this pet, Mr. Gintoki really worked hard..."
Sakata Yinshi: "How can you fix it~~~~ What do you little bastards know? Don't we know that we adults have done our best just to survive? Where is there any spare money to raise two dogs?"
Hubby: "What? Dog? Isn't that yellow guy a cat?"
Natsu: "Happy! You really believe it's a cat?"
Lucy: "Drinking less alcohol twice a month and playing with small steel balls twice a week will give you the money to take care of pets, Lord Yinshi?"
Rem: "I saw that Gintoki-sama's scandal has spread to other continents.... Gintoki-sama is really amazing..."
........
In the face of everyone's accusations, Sakata Gintoki certainly didn't take it to heart at all.
If others criticize a few words, it will shake his mind.
Then he is no longer called Sakata Gintoki.
The so-called samurai, is to adhere to their own Bushido!
No matter how many puzzles, criticisms, and accusations you face, keep going!
And the Bushido of Gintoki is: No!want!Face!
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