Taking stock of the contrasting scenes of the original god, starting with the rock god Zhongli

Inside the live broadcast room.

[Ying: Hahahaha! Finally it's Grandpa's turn! (Excited)】

[Barbara: Congratulations, Lord Honorary Knight. 】

[Keli: Congratulations to Sister Honorary Knight! ] Kelly congratulated the honorary knight sister on being like Keli, and she can also get a big bouncing big Ivan! 】

[Zhong Li: I understand the truth, but since the protagonist of this Erchuang video is a traveler, why is the title really me? ] 】

[Gan Yu: This time the video is related to travelers and the emperor, curious...]

[Xiangling: Curiosity +1! ] 】

【Yorumiya: Curious +2! 】 】

[Nilu: Curious +3! ] 】

[Ying: I don't know what my second creation video compensation reward will be! (Looking forward)】

[Paimon: There won't be anything good!] I curse you only to get one sweet flower stuffed chicken and five thousand mora! 】

【Screen:!!!! 】

【Screen:????? 】

[Ying: Paimon, why is your heart so vicious!? (Shock)]

[Paimon: Humph! Who made you laugh at me just now! 】

[Ying: Good! Good! Good! Good! Good! Good you Paimon, you wait for me, you better pray that my compensation reward is really only that little, otherwise... Hum! 】

[Paimon: Humph! 】

[Kaia: Paimon. 】

[Kaiya: Ahem, Paimon, that is, inventory of the compensation reward in the live broadcast room, which time is it bad? In case, I say in case, in case the reward for traveling for a while is a very hearty meal, you..."

[Paimon: ... (Silence)]

[Paimon: Ahem, what, traveler, we've been gone for a day, you must be tired, I'm tired to help you pinch your shoulders and beat your legs! ] 】

【Ying: (smile)】

[Amber: ????? 】

【Keqing:!!!! 】

[Walnut: Hey, little Paimon, is your face going to become so fast! 】

[Kamisato Ayato: Little Paimon, your knots are, your knots are, hey! ] 】

[Kazuto Arataki: Ahahahaha! I'm really going to laugh at Uncle Ben! This little thing really turns its face as fast as turning a book! 】

[Paimon: Arataki Kazudou, stinky bragging! ] 】

[Kazuto Arataki: Little one, what do you say? You have the ability to say it again! 】

[Paimon: Stinky bragging! ] 】

[Kazuto Arataki: Wow, whoa! Little thing, you give Uncle Ben and wait! 】

[Paimon: Slightly slightly Luo ~ smelly bragging, you have the ability to hit me? ] You're going to hit me?" Slightly slightly, eh~ can't fight...]

[Ying: Paimon, don't be half-hearted, use some more force! ] 】

[Paimon: Received! 】

[Kavey: ... (speechless)]

[Mika: ... (speechless)]

[Yaoyao: ... (speechless)]

[Shinobu Kuki: ... (speechless)]

[Yelan: ... (speechless)]

[Xin Yan: ... (speechless)]

[Xiangling: ... (speechless)]

[Sugar: ... (speechless)]

[Lisa: ... (speechless)]

【......】

Time passes quickly in the barrage of the live broadcast room!

Blink!

Three minutes later.

【Ding! The second creation video will be played soon - "Zhongli: Since you are so polite, then I am not polite", so stay tuned! 】

[Tips: This video is pure spoof, please don't take it seriously! ] (Dog head)]

The tip drops.

The light curtain lights up.

The first thing that appeared above the light curtain was a bustling street full of people.

A handsome-looking man carrying a birdcage suddenly walked slowly and leisurely from a distance.

At the moment when the man appears!

In the live broadcast room, there was a slight sensation.

Because this person is not someone else, he is the social wasteman Zhongli is also right!

Zhongli carried the birdcage and teased the bird, and slowly came to a very ornately decorated restaurant.

Seeing Zhong Li's arrival, the eyes of the little man who welcomed the guests at the door immediately lit up.

Immediately!

He hurriedly greeted him and welcomed Zhongli into the hotel with great enthusiasm.

The two, one in front of the other, went up to the second floor.

And at this time!

The camera turns.

On the second floor of the hotel, in a cubicle by the window.

Paimon and Yingmei were touching their stomachs with satisfaction.

On the table, there were three empty plates.

"Full?"

Yingmei suddenly smiled and looked at Paimon on the side.

"Hmm! Full! "

Paimon nodded.

Right now!

Doorway.

Zhongli carried the birdcage and walked slowly and leisurely.

Seeing Zhong Li, Ying Mei's eyes immediately lit up, and she quickly stretched out her hand and shouted: "Hey! Zhongli old man.! "

Hearsay.

Zhongli immediately stopped, looked towards the compartment, and met the gazes of Yingmei and Paimon.

"Oh, long time no see, Zhongli old man!"

Ying Mei greeted warmly.

"Aren't you going to Inazuma?"

Zhong Li asked with his hands behind his back.

"Hahaha, it's not that the environment on Inazuma's side is too bad, I am tired of eating Tivat omelette every day, and many Inazuma dishes are not used to eating, so I specially brought Paimon back to the restaurant to eat a good meal!" Ying Mei explained with a smile.

"yes, yes!"

Paimon quickly nodded in agreement, and then suddenly thought of something and asked, "Eh! That's right! Has Mr. Zhongli eaten? Let's have some food together! Hahahaha! "

Hearsay.

Ying Mei immediately greeted: "Yes, yes, yes!" Come on, come on! Hahahaha! "

Facing the enthusiasm of Yingmei and Paimon, Zhongli did not have the slightest intention of hesitating, directly smiled and nodded, "It's okay!" "

Ying Mei: "..."

Paimon: "..."

The two were stunned for a moment, and their smiles suddenly froze.

But!

The smile didn't actually go away, because.

The smiles on their faces were all transferred to the faces of the vast audience in the live broadcast room.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Die laughing! Laugh me to death! "

"I'm already anticipating the next episode!"

"Since you are so polite, then I am not polite... The original title means this! "

"It can be seen that the traveler and Paimon in the video are really just subconsciously polite, and the result is... Zhongli took it seriously! But this is also normal, after all, it was also said in the previous inventory that the Rock King Emperor has been in a high position for a long time, and I don't understand that this kind of polite words are indeed normal! "

"Hahahaha! Look at it! Paimon and the traveler's smiles disappeared in an instant! "

"No, no, no! The smiles of both of them did not disappear, but transferred to our faces! "

“......"

In the live broadcast room, there was a barrage.

And at this time!

The video continues to be played.

The screen turns.

Inside the compartment.

Zhong Li took his seat and sat in the middle of Paimon and Yingmei.

The whole compartment is exceptionally quiet.

Paimon took out a book called "Self-Cultivation of God's Mouth" out of nowhere, and read it seriously.

The Ying girl on the side looked at the three bare plates and smiled awkwardly.

Embarrassing laughter!

She suddenly raised her head and looked at Zhongli, and then found Zhongli looking at her with a smile on his face.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Ying Mei immediately smiled awkwardly at Zhong Li, and then said embarrassedly: "We're all done, hehe..."

Zhongli still smiled and looked at her.

Ying Mei immediately smiled awkwardly: "Eh... Hehe

After laughing awkwardly twice, she looked at Zhongli again.

Zhongli still stared at her with a smile.

The scene was once very awkward and silent.

Inside the live broadcast room.

"Hahaha!!haha

"Ouch, no, laugh at me, really laugh at me!"

"It's so embarrassing, it's really embarrassing!"

"How can it be so embarrassing!"

"Lord Emperor with a smiling wise gaze!"

"Lord Emperor's gaze is really funny!"

"yes! It's really going to laugh at me, it's full of laughter! "

"Lord Emperor's death gaze! Laugh to death, really laugh at me! "

"Traveler's embarrassing smile +10!"

“......"

For a while, because of Zhong Li's wise and smiling gaze, there was a barrage in the live broadcast room.

The video continues to play.

Under Zhong Li's wise gaze, Ying Mei really couldn't help it, and said with a smile: "Or... A little more? Point again? Point again? "

As soon as the words came out.

Paimon, who was reading carefully on the side, suddenly raised his head and nodded at Zhongli with the same embarrassment and smiled: "Point, point, point!" Point again! Hey, hey. "

"Then you're welcome."

Zhongli smiled.

Finish speaking.

Zhong Li directly picked up the menu on the table, glanced at it quickly, and said extremely skillfully: "This, this, and this... All three, except for these three, give me a copy of all the others. "

"Ahem..."

When Paimon on the side heard this, he immediately coughed twice, and then looked at the book in his hand again.

...... (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

Inside the live broadcast room.

"Hahahahaha!"

"This and this and this, these three don't want to, laugh at me, I thought that Lord Emperor would say that only these three!" God don't want these three! "

"Laugh to death, ouch, laugh to death!"

"Hahahaha, did you notice Paimon's expression? Paimon's expression when he heard Zhongli say all the other copies was really amazing! "

"Three points of helplessness, three points of confusion, three points of shock, and one point of despair! Hahahahaha! I actually saw four expressions on the body of one person at the same time! "

“......"

The video continues to play.

After Zhongli said all the others.

The picture flashed.

Half an hour later.

Inside the compartment.

Paimon and Yingmei, one left and one right, stared at Zhongli intently.

Zhongli, on the other hand, moved his chopsticks and clamped the golden shrimp balls on the last plate on the table.

Seeing this, Paimon suddenly couldn't help it, and asked with a smile: "Hehe, you're full, right?" "

Ying Mei on the side also hurriedly set her eyes on Zhong Li.

"Hmm~ very well fed."

Zhong Li said satisfiedly after swallowing the last golden shrimp ball into his belly.

Hearing this, Paimon immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately, he subconsciously said politely: "Full ha, don't be polite with us, it's not enough to order more!" "

Zhongli looked at Paimon seriously, and then at Yingmei.

Paimon: "Hey, hey! "

Ying Mei: "Hey, hey!" "

And then...

And then there is no then.

Then Zhong Li spoke unceremoniously: "Then order a little more, waiter, it's still the old rule, the menu above, except for the three things just now, the others are on the other." "

"This way~ hahaha... Hey, hey, hey..."

When Ying Mei heard this, she first took a deep breath, and then laughed stiffly with a smile.

Paimon on the side scratched his head in embarrassment.

Inside the live broadcast room.

"Hahahaha!"

"Die laughing! It's really going to laugh me to death! This time, the second creation video is also funny! "

"The traveler's stiff smile is really amazing!"

"The self-cultivation of the mouth of God is indeed worthy of its name!"

"Lord Emperor: Since you are so polite, then I am not polite!"

“......"

The video continues to play.

The picture flashed.

Another half an hour later.

Inside the compartment.

On the table, there were thirty and forty plates full of them, and each plate was eaten clean.

At the table.

Yingmei and Paimon sat next to Zhongli on the left and right, looking at the thirty or forty bare plates on the table, silent.

Zhong Li, who was sitting between the two, leaned on the seat with a satisfied face, touched his stomach, let out a long breath, and muttered: "'Very good! "

Hearsay.

Ying Mei suddenly returned to her senses, and then looked at Zhong Li with a stiff smile, and asked, "Emperor, are you really full?" Hey, he..."

Paimon on the side also came to his senses at this moment, and subconsciously spoke: "If you need to pack, you can..."

Before Paimon could finish speaking, Zhongli spoke directly to the waiter: "Pack two portions of almond tofu, two portions of boiled fish and shrimp dumplings, and two servings of vegetable salad!" "

Zhong Li said this.

"Hahahaha!"

Ying Mei immediately burst out laughing.

Her laughter was filled with a thick resentment.

Inside the live broadcast room.

"Hahahaha!"

"Mouth of God! It is worthy of the mouth of God! "

"It's the third time! Paimon is truly amazing! It's really not up at all! "

"The traveler is really going to collapse, hahahahahaha!"

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! No, this time it's really not good, my great aunt who laughs is here! "

"I can't hold back my when I laugh~!"

"Dead way! Dead road broken! Dead road broken! Don't continue this topic! Don't continue to pervert! "

“..."

This second creation video is still being played.

"Hahahahaha!"

Laughter!

Ying Mei suddenly slapped the table, turned her head immediately, and glared viciously at Paimon who was sitting on the right side of Zhongli.

Paimon scratched his head in embarrassment.

Immediately!

"Hey, hey, hey... Hahahaha... It's so rich, by the way, Mr. Zhongli, we still have business, we have to hurry, see you next time! "

With that, Paimon hurriedly stood up.

Hearsay.

Zhong Li looked at the thirty or forty empty plates on the table, and couldn't help but speak: "There are so many orders here, and almost all of them are eaten by me, or I will ask for this meal, waiter, old rules, on the account of the past life hall..."

【Walnut:??? 】

[Walnut: Aaaaa (Morpho)

[Hu Tao: @钟离, Zhong Li Keqing, shouldn't you usually be like this? 】

[Zhongli: As far as universal rationality is concerned, it is not! 】

[Walnut: Phew... That's good. 】

[Zhongli: Although I do record the account on the body of the past life hall, I usually don't eat so much at every meal, almost only the average in the video! ] 】

[Walnut: ... (Silence)]

......

The video continues to play.

I heard that Zhongli was going to pay!

Ying Mei, who was originally still sad, immediately showed an incomparably bright smile.

Then!

She brushed and stood up, smiling politely: "Ouch, how is this embarrassing!" "

Zhongli immediately turned his head and stared at him with a smile.

After glancing at Zhongli, Ying Mei laughed awkwardly: "Ahahaha! "

"Yes, yes, let's come, what is a meal!" Paimon on the side also conformed to the Tao.

Zhongli turned his head and stared at Paimon with a smile.

Paimon also laughed awkwardly: "Ahahaha! "

Next moment!

"Hey, old man Zhongli, I'll come, I'll come!" Hehe, don't be polite with me, he..."

Ying Mei said while she took out her pocket in a similar way.

And then......

Zhong Li nodded solemnly and said, "Okay, good, you come, then you come!" "

As soon as the words came out.

Ying Mei's whole person was stunned suddenly.

Next moment!

"Ouch, huh, what are you doing!"

Ying Mei immediately turned into a little sunspot, and the chicken cried!

【Ding! The second creation video "Zhongli: Since you are so polite, then I am not welcome" has finished playing! 】

With a prompt popping up, the light curtain suddenly dimmed.

One second!

Two seconds!

Three seconds!

In the live broadcast room, after three seconds of calm.

Next moment!

Boom!

Countless barrages surged out.

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

Countless such barrages were vented.

[Please! ] Please! Please chase more! 】。