Tales of the Reincarnated Lord

　　 Chapter 22 Locke and El (2)

　　 When Lorist saw El for the second time, El seemed to be... streaking? If you can’t tell you how streaking is, your body is covered with plaster powder, and running panting is not a streaking, then Lorester doesn’t know what streaking is.

　　 It was a month and a half after the heroic rescue of the United States incident. Lorester finally recovered from the pain of losing money. Fatty Shi has also recently lost his speech and his ears have become clearer. Good luck came back. A nobleman hired Lorist for a month of basic swordsmanship training for his children, with a salary of three Golden Fords. This good thing was introduced to him by the academy's Clud teacher. Originally, the nobleman asked Clud to teach him, but he said he couldn't spare the time and recommended Lorist.

　　 That night, after two hours of swordsmanship training for the noble boy, Lorester saw that the night breeze was blowing, and the autumn was refreshing. On a whim, he decided to walk all the way back to the academy and buy something for supper on the way.

　　 As long as you turn the corner in front of you, Lorist remembers that there is a small shop selling braised beef. Fatty Shi has taken him one or two times and it tastes good. Well, buy some braised beef, and then bring a barrel of ale back to stop Fatty Shi's mouth. Just thinking about it, a person rushed out from the corner in front of him, his body was pale, and when he saw it again, he was naked.

　　日, I have a mental illness. Lorist stepped back quickly, preparing to avoid the oncoming lunatic.

Who knows that when the madman ran past, he glanced at Lorist, stopped, turned around and grabbed Lorist’s shoulder, and happily shouted: "Hey, it’s you brother, great, help Brother, please lend me this outer cloak."

　　 This sound is a bit familiar. Lorester originally wanted to break free. He listened to the sound and looked at it carefully, huh? Isn't this El? His body was covered with plaster powder, and he was out of breath while running. Sweat and smudges formed abstract patterns on his body.

　　 "What's the matter with you?" Lorester was surprised. I never heard of any organization whose boss is a fan of street performance art.

　　 "Don't mention it, you missed a bet. Let me cover your outer cloak, hurry up." El urged.

　　 Well, this outer cloak was originally meant to prevent light rain at night. The moonlight is good tonight and the weather is fine, so lend it to him.

　　 Lorist took off his outer cloak and put it on El. El turned around and continued running, but kindly reminded him: "You too, or it will be too late."

　　 What am I running? I'm not crazy...Lorist turned around, then dumbfounded...

　　 When did such a large crowd of people come on the corner of the street, they are still holding the broom and bamboo pole to stoke the plunger of the stove, and the water spoon. What are you going to do? It’s so late, won’t you prepare for street cleaning?

Before Lorist could figure out what was going on, he heard the crowd yelling: "They are in the same group..." "He gave the clothes to the thief..." "Beat him..." Don't let him run away..." "Catch him..."

　　 So Lorist was surrounded by water, and he smashed his broom, bamboo pole, water spoon and other pockets. While reaching out to protect his head, Lorist shouted: "Stop...what are you doing...what the **** is going on?..."

　　 In the chaos, I only heard "beat him..." "...bathroom...a peek..." "...comrades..." etc.

　　 Lorist wanted to fight back, but he found that none of the people who were beating him were grudges, they were all ordinary people. Now he is not happy to fight back, if he can't handle it, he will kill him. In desperation, Lorist had no choice but to protect himself with a grudge, and was beaten hard.

　　 An old lady finally squeezed to the front with a water spoon, looked at Lorist a few times and said, "Remove the anger."

　　 "What?" Lorist couldn't understand.

　　 "I told you to take away the bodyguard!" the old lady said too loudly.

　　 "What do you want to do?"

"How can I teach you if you don't get rid of the grudge, the old man with old arms and legs, I'm tired and panicked without hitting you a few times, and I won't tick you if I fight with grudge!" grandson.

At this time, the people next to him were tired from beating, and they stopped their hands. The people outside only knew that they were beating people inside. No one knew that they were beating people. Some people outside raised their hands. There they shouted: "Where is the little thief?" "Catch it..." "Bring it out..."

　　 Lorist saw that the people next to him had disappeared, and he was relieved. He withdrew his anger and said to the old lady: "Okay, but how did this happen again..."

　　 Before I finished speaking, I saw that the bottom of a water spoon became larger in front of my eyes, and a strong "clang" sound hit the eye sockets, and the Venus danced in front of me. Ow, it hurts, but I heard the old lady cursing: "I told you not to study well..."

　　 "Boom" again, "Tell you to take a peek in the female bathroom..."

　　 "咚" "I told you to install a plaster statue..."

　　 Originally, Lorist wanted to protect his body with vindictiveness after the first hit, but when the old lady scolded herself for running into the female bathroom and peeking in the female bathroom, she was frustrated. Finally understand why El is still running naked all over the plaster powder. My day, El, you wait for me...

　　 "I'm wronged! It's not me...ooh..." Lorester's cry sounded so miserable.

　　 Lorist was sturdyly beaten by the old lady's water spoon, and got out of the thighs of the crowd while lying on the ground without any precautions. He suffered a lot of kicks and kicks. The clothes that I wore after I got out of the box were not only dirty, but also ripped with holes, and they were almost out of clothing.

　　 found a corner and just sat down to take a breath, "when" a copper coin fell on the ground in front. It turned out that a person passing by saw that Lorist thought he was a beggar. This was indeed a bit miserable. He couldn't help but sympathize, and he gave him a hand.

　　 Lorist grabbed the copper coin and gritted his teeth with hatred: "El, El, you wait for me..."

　　 Where can I find El? Lorist remembered what Fatty Shi had said, that this guy has always had no place to live, and he's always fascinated. Although he is the leader of a three-block community organization, his subordinates are in charge of business affairs. However, his uncle is the owner of the Red Crow Tavern, and El, what he fears most is his uncle.

　　 By the way, go to his uncle Gary Lando. This old man is a decent man. If he knows that El’s running girl’s bathroom looks like a plaster and looks at a woman taking a shower, that will definitely give El a very good memory.

　　 Lorist stopped a rental carriage, but it took a lot of effort to convince the coachman that he was not a beggar. In the end, the coachman had to pay the fare before he agreed to send him to the Red Crow Tavern. When Lorist got out of the car, the coachman also said politely: "Sir, although you have a personality in your outfit, I still want to persuade you to change one before you go in, otherwise there is no guarantee that you will not Will be thrown out. Good luck, sir."

　　 Fortunately, Lorester was not thrown out. Gary Lando still remembers this young man lying on the ground who beat his nephew. The only thing that made the old man wonder is, who can make this young man with good skills so miserable? To say that there was no injury, the **** wound was not seen, but the nose and face were swollen and beaten badly.

　　 "How did you make it like this?" Gary Lando asked.

　　 "Uncle, have you seen El? I am all troubled by him!"

Lorester said that because he saw El running naked on the street, he borrowed an outer cloak to hide his ugliness out of good intentions. Who wanted to be regarded as El’s accomplice and was beaten for nothing. At the same time, I learned that El ran to the women's bathroom to pose as a plaster statue to peek at the woman in the bath and was chased naked after arousing public anger. If he knew this, he would pretend not to know El and let him die.

The drinkers and waitresses next to each other laughed and leaned forward and then interjected: "It's not surprising. El's favorite thing is these voyeuristic activities. When the waitresses and guests in the tavern enjoy themselves or take a shower, which one He has peeked at it, you will know by asking."

　　The old man Gary Lando had a dark face, and ordered the maid Louise to serve Lorist a glass of rye ale, so shocked, he turned and went out to find El.

　　 Not long after, the old man came in by pulling El’s ear. El was wearing pajamas. There were a few footprints on the pajamas. It was obvious that the old man kicked him up in bed.

　　The old man gave El a few times from time to time, and his mouth was broken: "I told you to go to the women’s bathroom, ask you to put on a plaster statue, and do less shameful things. It’s okay to go peeking every day to see the old ladies taking a bath, isn’t it fun..."

　　 El yelled at the pain and said, "I'm not peeking, I'm just practicing sneaking, who is interested in watching the old ladies take a bath..."

　　 The old man pushed El down in front of Lorist: "Say, what's the matter?"

　　 El looked back and saw Loriste shocked: "Huh? What happened to my brother, wasn't it okay on the street just now?"

　　 Lorist wanted to smash the wine glass in his face: "What do you say? Why are so many people chasing you? You still have the face to ask me?"

　　El understood: "So you were caught by them? Didn't I kindly remind you to run? You will suffer if you don't listen to my brother."

　　 "I... my day, I didn't run in the women's bathroom to see what I was running!" Lorist was angry.

　　 "Don't be angry, brother, my brother apologizes to you and pays you no, so let's do it, tonight's wine brother, please drink as much as you can." El patted Lorist on the shoulder generously.

　　日, did I find you for a few glasses of wine? Lorist was suddenly discouraged. The last time he dealt with him, he should have known how tired and faceless this product was. Perhaps he shouldn't have come to find this product to settle accounts.

　　 Here, El is no longer old and young, instructing the waitress in the tavern to serve a glass of ale to all the drinkers present, and it aroused the applause of the drinkers, ignoring the black face of the old man Gary Lando.

　　 The old man gave him a horror: "Inviting, which time did your kid pay for a treat? Make it clear why you went to the women's bathroom tonight. Don't blame me for interrupting your legs if you don't make it clear, so that you don't go out every day as shameful and conspicuous."

　　 El clutched his head and finally became honest. It's not complicated. El did make a bet with someone before going to the women's bathroom. He didn't lie.

El has a dream. He hopes to reproduce the profession of thieves in the era of magical civilization. Legend has it that the thieves at that time were not the thieves now. At that time, all thieves were ghosts, unlocking, sneaking, disappearing, assassinating, Reconnaissance, tracking, traps, etc. are omnipotent, and the mysterious thieves' union. El was fascinated by it.

Coincidentally, El’s family vindictiveness is a rare dark attribute, so El believed that his ancestor was the legendary thieves, so he worked hard to practice the talent skills of those legendary thieves professions, these skills are his own Things that came out of my mind, such as sneaking in his mouth.

　　 Two days ago, El was drinking with a friend, and he was bragging about how to practice his thieves skills. As a result, a friend said that if the thieves skills are really good, they will not be lost. The book about the adventures of heroes in the era of magical civilization does not contain a paragraph. It is about the thieves sneaking into the bathroom of the princess of the enemy country and eavesdropping on the princess and lover's plot to frame the hero. I don’t want you to sneak into any princess’s bathroom, here, do you see the public bathroom in front of the street? If you can enter the women’s bathroom and hide until they are closed without being noticed by anyone, I will admit that the thieves you said are powerful...

　　El agreed, but he found it easy to sneak in, but there was nowhere to hide. The female bathroom is a large room. Except for the three and four small baths, it is empty. It is clear at a glance. The two corridors are also straight. From time to time, there are five big and thick aunts patrolling.

　　 Finally, El hit his idea on an abandoned plaster cast in the corner of the bathroom. This plaster looks like a life-size man standing and meditating. Maybe the bathroom owner thought it was a bit inappropriate in the middle of the women's bathroom, so he moved it to the corner.

　　El first entered the women's bathroom late at night and broke the plaster statue away, and then waited for the women's bathroom to go forward the next night before it opened. He covered his body with plaster powder and stood there as the plaster statue.

　　Er is very confident, thinking that no one will find himself. First, the plaster statue is placed in the corner, facing the wall. As long as he poses, he will mostly glance past others. The second is that the lights in the women's bathroom are not very bright, and coupled with the haziness of water vapor, even a little movement will not attract others' attention.

　　 The truth is also true, but everything has an accident. No, the two young women came straight to El with a laugh, and then stopped beside El. It turned out that the two women were looking for a place where no one was there to whisper.

　　 A woman with full body is telling her best friend about the passionate and romantic night that she spent with her lover last night, and the other woman is envious and terrified at hearing without personnel. The prosperous woman said that she tore off a piece of rag around the waist of the plaster statue next to her.

　　 The plaster statue was originally naked. Although it moved to the corner, some female customers raised objections. In the end, the bathroom owner made a rag and wrapped it around the plaster statue's waist to avoid vulgarity.

El played a plaster statue and naturally wanted to wrap the rag around his waist. At this moment, he was torn off by the plump woman, and felt a cold below, but the plump woman pointed to her bird and said to another woman: "Come and see, the average male bird looks like this. Don't look at him as small, as long as we fiddle with it a few times, it will become thick and long. If you use your mouth, it will be too hard. Fastest."

　　 The plump woman said that she stroked it with her hand a few times, and said with joy, "Yes, it's this kind of feel, please try it a few times, girl, it will become longer and harder."

The woman next to 　　 opened her mouth in horror, looking at the plaster statue trembling. But the plump woman was still unconscious, still bowing her head and fiddled endlessly: "Look, girl, that's it, it gets longer and harder, and she will spit at you after a few strokes. Just like this..."

　　 After a few fateful strokes, he opened his mouth Zabaza, and then the bird in his hand spit out saliva as he wished.

"This is too fast, and it's not as big as my boyfriend last night. It's really useless..." Fengying Woman commented~www.readwn.com~ El has not been able to dress up, especially at the end of Fengying Woman In a word, it was too lethal to him. "Really useless, really useless..."

　　 Pushing away the two women in front of him, El jumped off the plaster base and ran to the bathroom exit, wanting to find a place to cry. "It's not useful, it's not useful......" Only this sentence echoed in his mind at the moment.

　　 "The plaster statue is alive..." "Oh my god, the goddess is here, what's the matter?"

　　 "No, that's a human being, that's a man..." The one who reacted quickly has already woke up.

　　 "It's a man, naked, catching this peeking thief..."

　　 The whole women’s bathroom was in a mess, and the plump woman over there realized it, and she became so angry that she screamed and pierced her heart: "Grab him, dare to take advantage of the old lady, kill him..."

The three bearded aunts guarding the bathroom door were stunned and watched a man with a bare **** rushing out of the female bathroom. It was not until they heard the screams inside that they suddenly realized: "Stop the old lady, you shamelessly run the female bathroom to take a peek Thief!"

　　 Then the whole street was a sensation.

　　El ran out of the bathroom before regaining his senses, but now the people chasing a street behind him couldn't find some clothes to hide his ugliness, so he had to keep running. Then I turned the corner and saw Lorist.

　　 This is the second meeting between Lorist and El, and both of them are injured. Lorist hurts the body, El hurts the soul. For this reason, he has a low self-esteem for a long, long period of time~www.readwn.com~Book friends are welcome to visit and read. The latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all at ~www.readwn.com~ For mobile users, please go to read .