Tang's dining table

"Why is it gone?"

Li Zhi was enjoying listening to Wu Mei reciting the poem that Yun Chu left at the Hot Spring Palace, but Wu Mei stopped abruptly.

“That’s all he wrote.”

Wu Mei put down the Six Hundred Mile Secret Music with an expressionless expression and said.

Li Zhi said: "The writing is quite good. Tell him not to write again next time."

Wu Mei frowned and said, "Isn't your Majesty angry?"

Li Zhi spread his hands and said: "The Emperor of Han values ​​beauty and wants to overwhelm the country. Yu Yu has been unable to ask for it for many years. I told him this when he was looking at cotton in the cotton field, but I was talking about cotton. I misunderstood this two hundred and five." .”

Wu Mei said suspiciously: "Really?"

Li Zhi smiled and said: "The white, soft, cotton and other things in the back are all talking about cotton."

Wu Mei said: "There is a daughter in the Wu family who has just grown up and been raised in a boudoir. No one knows her. It is hard to give up her natural beauty. She will choose to be by the king's side. What do you mean by these two sentences?"

Li Zhi said: "As for you, have you ever said something nonsense?"

Wu Mei said: "That's not true."

Li Zhi added: "When you look back, you smile and you are full of beauty. The pink and white in the Sixth Palace have no color. There is a saying, even if there is something wrong, you should not be angry. Others will only say that you are vicious and scheming. Yun Chu praised your beauty. Is there anything wrong?

Besides, wouldn't it be better for me to indulge in your beauty than for others to say that I am being held hostage by you? "

Wu Mei said angrily: "Where's the one behind?"

Li Zhi smiled and said: "A grown man is taking a bath in your bathtub. You don't let him think about this. What are you thinking about? I have you, and he can only be jealous and salivate..."

"How could your Majesty be so dirty!" Wu Mei, who could no longer bear it, was furious.

Li Zhi shook his head and said, "Yunchu wants to make a bet with the Wu brothers. Why is there no content in the bet later?"

Wu Mei was stunned for a moment and hurriedly checked the secret notes of the Wu brothers. It was true that there was only a bet in it, but no mystery.

Li Zhi added: "According to the Wu brothers, Yunchu ran down from Lishan Mountain, his clothes were in tatters, and he was as anxious as a bereaved dog. There was no trace of his bodyguards around him. He passed by the Hot Spring Palace without doing anything else. First, It’s time to jump into the soup pool to take a bath, why?”

Wu Mei thought about it for a moment and said, "The Ying Gong's career has changed."

Li Zhi added: "Yun Chu probably relied on some discovery to go to the Hot Spring Palace to take a bath regardless, thinking for sure that you would not blame him for this trivial matter.

Moreover, he firmly believes that you will never use the hot spring pool he used again. Even if you are greedy for the water in the Hot Spring Palace, you will definitely rebuild it. So, the question is, why does he think so firmly? Will this soup pool be abandoned? "

Now, tell me, what riddle does Yunchu have for you to guess? "

Wu Mei gritted her teeth and said, "The Wu brothers dare not answer Yunchu's riddle!"

Li Zhi nodded and said to Wu Mei: "So, that guy was just defeated by Ying Gong. He had to take a bath for some unknown reason, and he took a bath for more than half an hour. The Wu brothers didn't dare to take the escape plan they had thought of, and they became angry. So, I had no choice but to write a poem that can irritate you but not make you too angry to remind you that Ying Gong’s career has changed."

Wu Mei frowned and said, "Can't you just say it clearly?"

Li Zhi put his hands in his sleeves and said: "The relationship between monarch and minister is like the relationship between Zhong Ziqi and Yu Boya. The meaning is beyond the meaning."

Wu Mei said: "So, it's the Hot Spring Palace's fault..."

Li Zhi smiled and said, "It's all up to the Wu brothers."

Wu Mei looked at Li Zhi and said: "Where Yun Chu can escape, the others will wait..."

Li Zhi said: "I am uneasy if the tiger does not die."

The emperor and the empress looked at things from a different perspective than others. Things that were absolutely intolerable to the Wu brothers were nothing to Li Zhi and Wu Mei.

Of course Yun Chu knew that Wu Mei wouldn't care, so that's why he did this. He remembered that in college, in order to learn how to curse people gracefully, he read Luo Binwang's "Essays on Discussing Wu".

Yun Chu had already memorized this section.

"Those who pretend to be the Wu family in Linchao are not docile by nature and their land is actually cold.

When Emperor Taizong went to Chen, he changed his clothes and served as his servant.

It's almost late in the festival, and the erotic palace is messed up with filth. Hiding the secrets of the late emperor, plotting against the queen's lover.

Jealousy is seen at the beginning, and the eyebrows are not willing to let others; the work of hiding one's sleeves is slander, and the charm can confuse the master.

After Jian Yuan was in Huizhai, he trapped my lord in Juhu.

With the heart of a lizard, the nature of a jackal is like a wolf, and it will be evil when you are close to it. It will harm the loyal and the good, kill your sisters and brothers, and regicide your king and poison your mother.

Humans and gods are jealous of each other, and heaven and earth cannot tolerate it.

Still harboring evil intentions and stealing divine weapons.

The king's beloved son is kept in a quiet palace; the thieves' clan alliance entrusts him with important responsibilities.

Alas! If Huo Zimengzhi does not do anything, Zhu Xuhou will be dead. The swallow pecked the emperor's grandson, knowing that Han Zuo was about to die; the empress Longman knew that Xia Ting was in rapid decline. "

Wu Mei was not angry when she saw this "Essay on Discussing Wu". She also said that it was the prime minister's dereliction of duty to allow the person who wrote such a wonderful article not to be an official in the court.

Compared with King Luo Bin, Yun Chu only copied half of "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", which is nothing. If he wanted to really make Wu Mei angry, he had to add the second half.

Judging from the current situation, Li Ji in a rage is much scarier than dancing in the Wu Mei Bathhouse.

If anyone said that he could control the rampant epidemic, Yunchu would definitely spit in his face, even if it was an old god who said this. Although typhoid fever is not a serious epidemic.

However, just look at Zhang Zhongjing, who wrote "Treatise on Febrile and Miscellaneous Diseases" and was revered as a saint, and you will know how terrible this disease was during Zhang Zhongjing's period.

Therefore, after Yunchu fled back to Chang'an, he immediately issued an order to blockade Lishan. The Lintong local officials immediately took action, captured Minzhuang from the fields, who had come to the end of the summer harvest, and began to blockade Lishan.

Fortunately, Lishan Mountain is not that big. It stretches fifty miles from east to west and is about twenty-seven miles wide from north to south. Yunchu only needs to seal off the main peak of Lishan Mountain. This is a piece of land that is ten miles long and six miles wide.

Not only that, Yun Chu also mobilized more than 60% of the doctors from Tai Hospital, carrying various anti-virus substances, and organized them into the people's strong team.

For this reason, Yunchu also issued a strict order that no one was allowed to drink the water from Lishan Mountain or eat the edible food from Lishan Mountain. Even the drinking water and food brought from outside the mountain must be steamed before eating.

If anyone who comes out of Lishan refuses to be dissuaded and goes to the gathering place, Yun Chu allows the people to kill them on the spot.

Once Yun Chu used the power of the government, even people like Cheng Yaojin and Su Dingfang could only retreat and not dare to compete with Yun Chu.

Wen Wenwen was fascinated by Yun Chu's story. She was chewing fried gourd seeds in her mouth, and the peels of melon seeds were all over her clothes without even noticing.

"You mean that by turning himself into a source of poison, Ying Gong is a warning to those who are looking forward to his death and waiting to collect his inheritance?"

"Yes, the old guy is really ruthless, and his plans are obvious. Anyone who goes to look for him is looking for death."

"Then, many people don't care, right?"

"Yes, the emperor, the queen, the prince, and the various princes in the army didn't seem to care. They all thought that Ying Gong was trying to intimidate them. They didn't have to think about it with their own eyes. Is Ying Gong the kind of person who is kind and soft-hearted? "

"You mean your Majesty, the Queen, and the Crown Prince have all sent people over?"

"Yes, this means that in the Tang Dynasty, the separation of powers has already occurred."

"You don't seem to have any intention of helping the prince this time."

"Why should I help? I told the prince to send Xiao Siye away a long time ago, but he didn't listen and turned this person from light to dark. If this is the case, why should I help the prince?"

"No, you seem to be covering up your other purposes."

"No!"

Wen Wen stood up and shook the melon peels on her robe and said, "Why do I feel like you are deliberately maintaining this separation of powers?"

Yun Chu shook his head decisively and said: "No!"

Wen Wenwen didn't care what Yun Chu was saying at all. He walked around and said, "The emperor's power lies in the military, so you never touch the military power. The prince's power lies in politics, so you risk your life to lay the foundation for the prince to enter politics. .

As for the queen, her power lies in the law, so even if you are a disgusting cruel official like Zhou Xing, you still maintain a very good relationship with him.

So, you are dividing power, dividing the power of the emperor. "

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Who can divide the emperor's power?"

Rou Wen didn't care about what Yun Chu said at all, and said to himself: "Back then, I transformed the three pure things into one thing, which are the so-called three talents, genius, talent, and earth talent. They are the configuration and combination of heaven, personality, earth, and mathematics. Reflects comprehensive internal fortune.

Only with the three talents as the foundation can heaven and earth run smoothly.

At that time, Laozi transformed the Three Pure Ones into one Qi, and the Three Pure Ones were the three mountains, so three saints emerged. Laozi emerged from the Zhongnan Mountain in Zhongtian, the Tathagata emerged from the Xiong'er Mountain in the west, and Confucius emerged from the Taihang Mountain in the east.

With the existence of the Three Ways, Datang's beliefs would not be chaotic.

The same is true for your relationship with the three schools of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. You were born in Confucianism, so you study Confucianism. You are a monk, so you are pro-Buddhist. You are also a disciple of the old immortal, so you respect Taoism.

I also heard my son say that you have told them a truth more than once, that is, the triangle is the most stable form in the world.

Coupled with the current situation of the three powers in the court, you have given birth to three children, and now you are short of two wives, and you have truly built your world.

Tell me, do you want Gongsun and Aunt Chun? "

Yun Chu said expressionlessly: "That's nonsense."

Wen Wenwen continued: "No wonder you like old women. It turns out that what you want is not the pleasure of the boudoir, but stability. The old woman has a fat lower body and is indeed stable. I have to say I admire her."

Yun Chu said: "That's nonsense."

Wen Wen sighed, and actually saluted Yun Chu seriously and said: "Control the army with politics, control the government with law, and force the law with the army. It's amazing. I admire you, I admire you."

Yun Chu said: "What you said makes sense. Let's do this from now on!"

Wen Wen looked into Yun Chu's eyes and said, "You can't say it's me who said it. Maybe it's the fault of Zhujiu Clan. You can't look at my family. You can look at me happily when you kill Jiu Clan, so just put me in front." .”

Yun Chu smiled and said, "So, why do you have to be so smart?"

Wen Wen nodded and said: "I always thought that I was the smartest one among the three of us, but now it seems that I am the stupidest one.

Things are easier to handle, we just do things and don’t talk about them, right? "

Yun Chu said: "So, we must eliminate the most unstable link in the army, so that the army can truly become the country's army."

"You mean Li Ji, Cheng Yaojin, Su Dingfang and the others?"

"Yes, the most annoying thing in the army is to order multiple orders."