Tang's dining table

Seeing Chief Secretary Shen Ru running back to write a secret report like a frightened donkey, Yun Chu curled his lips and said, "It's embarrassing to be treated like this as a secret agent."

Yunchu didn't believe a word of Suo Yuanli's confession.

Yun Chu believed that Li Lingkui had embezzled some money while presiding over the construction of the imperial mausoleum. Li Lingkui planned to wait until Li Zhi died and was buried in the mausoleum, then drag out the body and throw it away, and then put his own body in it. Yunchu didn't believe the nonsense.

It has to be said that in his desperation, Suo Yuanli was able to fabricate the most top-notch accusation even if he was in a desperate situation, without even giving Li Lingkui a chance to survive.

Whether it's true or not, it doesn't matter if Suo Yuanli confessed or not. Not only can't he do this kind of thing, even if he thinks about it, Li Zhi will destroy his ten clans and will definitely kill his whole family. The dogs they raise are not given a chance to survive.

As for Suo Yuanli's fate...it's okay not to mention it.

Chang'an is doing very well now, and Yunchu doesn't like the fact that cruel officials always come to harm Chang'an.

The cool official is a tool that can be used by emperors and empresses. Yun Chu thinks that he can also use it. Zhou Xing is very easy to use, so just ask for Yuan Li. If you use it too much, you will easily end up in the hell of Zhong Kui's family.

Going to hell is actually nothing. It’s nice to have Zhong Kui accompany you to wander around hell and experience the exotic customs.

When he thought that Zhong Kui was digging salt on the plateau, Yun Chu felt sorry for this honest big brother. When he thought that Wen Wen was deceiving an ignorant young man who was about to succeed Zhong Kui, he started to accumulate capital from the Salt Trade Road and then develop the Yellow River line. I am happy for Zhong Kui.

Therefore, when he entered the bathhouse to take a bath because he had been surrounded by blood for a long time today, he met King Ji Li Shen.

Li Shen, who has a very fair body, looks like a big white sheep lying on the jade table for bathing.

Seeing that the person taking a bath was a naked woman, Yun Chu turned around and came out. He felt that if he went in so boldly, the big white sheep-like Li Shen might feel ashamed.

"Why did Yuchu leave?" Li Shen's lazy voice came from inside.

Yun Chu said angrily: "Can I take a clean bath now?"

Li Shen smiled and said, "What's unclean?"

Yunchu snorted and got into another room.

After lying comfortably in the bathhouse, Li Shen came over wrapped in a towel, put the towel behind his head and lay next to Yun Chu and said, "I heard that you took a bath in the Queen's bathtub?"

Yun Chu said: "There is nothing to say except that I feel comfortable."

Li Shen whispered: "Why don't I kill you?"

Yun Chu said: "Looking at your appearance, it seems that you really hope that the queen and I will have something to do, right?"

Li Shen said: "That's not the case. I just want to know what happened to Lishan Mountain. Why did you let Minzhuang seal the mountain?"

Yun Chu looked at Li Shen and said: "No matter what you are doing recently, I hope you will stop immediately and continue to be your carver. It is best to carve some fine products and give them to your sister-in-law, so that she will not have random thoughts and kill you again. "

Li Shen said: "The royal family has been dealt with almost right now, are you still coming?"

Yunchu sighed and said, "Li Lingkui is finished."

Li Shen didn't seem surprised and said indifferently: "The embezzlement of tens of thousands of dollars is just a matter of scolding."

Yun Chu said: "What I heard is different from what you said. Do you want to listen?"

Li Shen shook his head and said: "It must be something harmful to me, but I still don't listen."

Yun Chu stood up from the pool, wrapped himself in a towel, and said in the same indifferent voice: "You have taken good care of the old god, maybe you can live to be eighty years old."

Li Shen poured a handful of water to wash his face and said, "What do you already know?"

Yun Chu left the pool and said: "All the royal family combined are no match for one finger of the emperor. Don't underestimate the emperor, he is just sick."

Li Shen said: "The reality we see is that Wu Mei is seizing power, the prince is seizing power...even you are trying to stabilize Chang'an."

Yun Chu said: "That's what the emperor agreed to give."

Li Shen said: "Power belongs to the royal family."

Yun Chu sneered and said, "The power belongs to the emperor."

"If, I mean if..."

"Don't talk about those things that are there or not. If you do that, I will kill you before everyone else does, so that you don't suffer greater crimes."

"I don't like carving jade anymore."

"I advise you to continue to like it and become even more obsessed with carving."

When Li Shen was still about to say something, his personal eunuch hurriedly walked in and whispered a few words in Li Shen's ear. Li Shen's expression changed drastically and he looked at Yun Chu and said: "Baiqisi captured Lu King Li Lingkui. Li Lingkui didn't." Cong, led the troops to resist, and is currently fighting."

Yun Chu said while taking a bath: "It's almost time."

Li Shen said in surprise: "It's just a small amount of money embezzlement, why do you want to fight with each other?"

Yun Chu looked at Li Shenguang's buttocks and said, "Don't leave in a hurry. Wash your buttocks first."

Li Shen said: "What do you know?"

Yun Chu sneered and said: "I don't know anything, especially about you. As for telling you so much nonsense, I just don't want you to die inexplicably, which will make the old god sad.

When the old man lived to this age, he actually lived with one breath. Once this breath is gone, it is really a matter of death. I don't want anything to happen to the old god, and I don't want anything to happen to you.

Over the years, you always feel that you are protected by the old gods, so you have some random thoughts that you shouldn't have.

The old god can ensure that you live, provided that you have no ambitions and just want to live the life of Xianyun Yehe. Now that you even have a son, do you feel that you are a real man?

Just think about fighting for something for your son, grabbing something, the best thing, right?

Let me tell you, your son doesn't care about this at all. He just wants to wait until death like you and gather all the wool that the royal family can get, and then see if his grandson has the chance to continue to gather the wool of the Tang Dynasty. "

Li Lingkui only has 800 guards. These 800 people are nothing in Chang'an. They don't even have the ability to defend a city. If Baiqisi cannot attack Prince Lu's Mansion, Jinwu Guards will follow. If Jinwu Guards cannot defeat them, The Sixteenth Guard will follow.

Don't worry, by the time you finish taking a shower, Li Lingkui might have been captured without hesitation. "

Li Shen hurriedly put on his clothes and said, "No, I want to go take a look."

Yun Chu said: "Stop looking, come with me to the Imperial Hospital to visit King Cao and the Wu brothers."

Li Shen was like an ant on a hot pot, but he didn't dare to leave Yun Chu's side.

After finally waiting for Yun Chu to finish washing, Yun Chu took Li Shen and walked towards the Tai Hospital as a car.

Most people are not qualified to live in the Imperial Hospital in Jinchangfang. People in Chang'an usually go to the Imperial Hospital in Anhuafang for medical treatment.

Naturally, you can't go empty-handed when visiting a patient, so Yun Chu packed two food boxes in the cafeteria as souvenirs for visiting patients.

King Cao was lying on a huge hospital bed. When he saw Yun Chu coming over, tears suddenly flowed from his eyes. He held Yun Chu's hand with a pair of greasy, fat hands and said, "If it hadn't been for Yu Chu that day, my life would have ended. "

Yun Chu was usually very polite to people like him who climbed up the pole to offer life-saving grace. He said with a smile: "It's all because of King Cao's deep merit. This can turn danger into safety. Now that the disaster is over, life will be good in the future."

Li Shen looked at King Cao and said, "Uncle King Lu has made some mistakes, and he is currently fighting with Baiqisi in Chang'an City."

King Cao's small eyes, which were almost covered by fat, suddenly froze, and there was a constant buzzing in his throat. It seemed that phlegm was stuck in his throat. Yun Chu immediately pulled the towel on the head of the hospital bed. Rope, and soon a doctor came in with two Hu girls.

Hu Nu looked like she was well-trained. As soon as she came in, she immediately knew what to do. She opened her big mouth and covered King Cao's mouth. Then she sucked hard, and King Cao's neck was red from the pressure. , the blush receded immediately.

And that Hu girl opened her mouth and spat out half a bowl of green phlegm.

Yun Chu was a doctor, so he didn't feel sick when he saw this scene, but Li Shen couldn't. He held another clean spittoon and vomited.

Yunchu said to the doctor: "Didn't you say that someone made a sputum suction device?"

The doctor felt for King Cao's pulse and said, "It's not as easy as others."

King Cao, who finally regained his breath, took Yun Chu's hand and said, "Yu Chu can testify for me. I was injured and have been recuperating in the Imperial Hospital. I haven't seen anyone and haven't done anything." .”

Yun Chu said: "This is nature, this is nature."

Cao Wangming, who had received Yunchu's assurance, seemed relieved and asked his personal eunuch to open the food box that Yunchu had brought. Seeing that it contained various kinds of meat, he grabbed an elbow and took a bite of it, and returned the food. He raised his thumb at Yun Chu and said, "Yu Chu still knows a certain family's thoughts."

From beginning to end, Cao Wangming paid little attention to Ji Wangshen.

After leaving Cao Wangming's ward, Yun Chu found that Li Shen seemed to have settled down and was no longer in a hurry to see the fate of King Lu Li Lingkui.

The peonies outside the ward were blooming brightly, red and pink all over the yard, so Yun Chu picked some and put them into a bunch.

The Wu brothers' ward was not as big as Cao Wangming's ward, and the furnishings inside were far inferior. The two brothers were in the same ward, and their bodies were covered in colorful flowers.

Fortunately, Yunchu didn't have any injuries to his muscles or bones, but his mouth looked strange. It was still hanging out and drooling.

What was dripping was not only saliva, but also a reed tube extending from Wu Sansi's crotch, which was also dripping liquid. It seemed that this guy had been relying on catheterization to avoid suffocating to death these days.

Yun Chu passed by the window holding a bouquet of flowers. Both brothers could see it clearly. Wu Chengsi moved his fat lips and whined. Wu Sansi, who was originally just a reed pipe that was just dripping with urine, suddenly shot out a stream of water. The butt comes with bloody water column.

Li Shen looked at these two extremely miserable people and said, "Who can beat these two people into such miserable state? Is there any way to do this?"

Yun Chu emptied the water in Wu Chengsi's kettle, poured some raw water into the kettle, and inserted the collected peony into it. The originally depressing and gloomy room suddenly became filled with a bright color.

"I did it."

Li Shen nodded and said, "That means you deserve to die."

Yun Chu looked at Wu Chengsi and Wu Sansi and said, "No matter what, it's wrong to hit someone. I'm here this time, firstly, to apologize to your brothers, and secondly, to tell you brothers something. , don’t torment your old servant, the Queen only said four words about me beating your brother."

Wu Chengsi said with difficulty: "What did you say?"

Yun Chu said: "You are bringing shame upon yourself."