Tang's dining table

In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", even if Zhuge Liang is dead, he will use his own death to plot against Sima Yi.

This story does not sound spectacular at all. On the contrary, people can still taste a trace of bitterness from it.

When a person dies, he should be buried in the ground and rest in eternal rest, instead of continuing to toil in the world.

Yun Chu believed that Zhuge Liang would not use this strategy if he had even the slightest idea.

The same thing happened to Li Ji.

As long as he had some way to protect the descendants of bandits in Wagang Village, he would not be so sad that he would use such a decisive method as typhoid fever to obscure the news of his death.

Both Zhuge Liang and Li Ji are now at the end of their rope.

The end of the road for wise men and heroes can often bring people more thoughts and memories.

The last time he entered Lishan Mountain, Yun Chu could have exposed this scene, but in the end, he relented and chose to escape in embarrassment to increase the credibility of Li Ji's plan.

This time, when he came to Lishan again, he had no idea of ​​exposing Li Ji's plan.

Although he thought so, Su Dingfang, Cheng Yaojin and the others were very worried.

This was a dilemma, so Yun Chu prepared to use Lin Changshu to break the situation.

Let's all die. Once they are all dead, everyone will stop.

It has been a month since the village warriors besieged Lishan. In such hot weather, their food should have been exhausted. It should be a very reasonable thing for Lin Changshu to send some food and water.

Now, it has been two days since Lin Changshu sent the food in.

In the early morning, many red-billed crows risked being shot and entered Lishan Mountain from the outside. More crows came, and eagles began to circle over Lishan Mountain.

Red-billed crows like to eat carrion, and eagles also like to eat larger birds such as crows.

A simple food cycle has been formed, which proves that the people in the mountain are dying rapidly, and no one is restraining themselves.

Chang'an's soldiers were very capable. Although they only used 6,700 local warriors, they really surrounded Lishan. They were especially good at transmitting messages. If one party was attacked, they would immediately There will be help from all directions.

Yunchu always felt that this kind of ability should not be possessed by the soldier Cao Shenjun.

However, the Bing Cao Canjun swore that he was always in charge, so Yun Chu couldn't say anything. He even believed that even if he evacuated all 6,700 local warriors at this moment, the Bing Cao Canjun He can also surround Lishan Mountain with his own strength.

When Yun Chu was having dinner, a woman who looked like a mud monkey rushed into his tent. She seemed to be hungry and anxious. As soon as she came up, she hugged Yun Chu's rice plate and started to eat with dirty hands.

As for the large group of pursuers outside the tent, she ignored them and threw away the knife. She only focused on eating and drinking. She might be a little dry just eating noodles. She even picked up Yunchu's soup basin and poured soup into her mouth.

Yunchu didn't stop him, but looked at the dirty woman with a smile, letting her eat and drink from him.

The hurried Bing Cao Canjun saw this scene from the entrance of the tent, his face was extremely ugly, but he did not dare to step into Yunchu's tent easily.

Yun Chu saw that Jin Yuru had finished drinking the soup but still seemed to be thirsty, so he poured her a full bowl of tea.

Jin Yuru was not polite. He picked up the bowl and drank it all in one gulp. He wiped his mouth with his dirty sleeve and said to Yun Chu, "I haven't drank much water in three days."

Yun Chu said: "Then don't drink too much. You just drank a bowl of soup and a bowl of tea is enough."

Jin Yuru grabbed the noodles with her hands and stuffed them into her mouth. After eating it in a few seconds, she fell on her back on the wool blanket and said, "Thirty-eight people have to die before I can enter your tent."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "If you had told me earlier, I would have sent someone to pick you up."

Jin Yunru looked at Yun Chu and said, "If I didn't come by myself, you would have watched me die of illness on the mountain."

Yun Chu said: "No."

Jin Yuru flipped up her long snow-white hair, revealing her face that was stained with a lot of mud, and said, "Yes, unless I can appear in front of you, you won't say a word for me."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "How is that possible? We are classmates."

Jin Yanru waved her hand and said: "In real terms, besides your wife, I should be the woman who brings you the greatest benefit, right? Can't you take this into account and be nicer to me?"

Yun Chu thought for a moment and said, "That's fine, I'll protect you."

Bing Cao, who was standing outside the tent, said: "Your Majesty, this woman is infected with an epidemic..."

Yun Chu glanced at the Hengdao in Bingcao Canjun's hand and said, "Go and do your business."

Bingcao Shenjun said solemnly: "The county magistrate actually..."

Before he could finish his words, the dinner plate that Jin Yuru had just eaten flew towards Bing Cao Shenjun. Shen Jun tried his best to dodge, and the white dinner plate flew past his neck, and cut off a bowl outside the tent with a thud. A foul-mouthed tree.

As the tree creaked and fell, Yun Chu looked at Bing Cao Canjun and said solemnly: "What else do you want to say?"

Bing Cao joined the army and escaped death, but he was not timid. He still looked at Yun Chu and said, "If the county minister wants to kill me, aren't you afraid of making a big mistake?"

Jin Yiru happily lay down at Yun Chu's feet, turned around and looked at Bing Cao Canjun and said, "You fool, can't you see that the Lord likes me?"

When Bing Cao joined the army, he roared angrily and walked away with his knife.

Jin Yuru shook Yunchu's leg and said, "Do you like me?"

Yun Chu sighed and said: "Only those who have killed you with a thousand swords will like you. Well, what they say is true, you must at least kill with poison."

After that, he asked the guard outside the door to find a wooden barrel. He personally threw Jin Yuru, who was holding his calf, into the barrel, poured two large jars of anti-toxic medicine into it, and listened to the sound of Jin Yuru being stung by the strong wine. Shouting, he threw down all his clothes and left the tent.

After coming out, Yunchu discovered that there were many men in black heading towards Lishan Mountain quickly.

The leader of Minzhuang, who was very familiar with Yun Chu, came over and said, "Your Majesty, Bing Cao joined the army and led his men to kill people up the mountain. However, he did not have the order from the County Majesty, so we did not listen to him."

Yun Chu nodded and said, "Very good. Once these people finish their work and come out of Lishan Mountain, we will go through the mountain fire and thoroughly disinfect the mountain."

The leader of Minzhuang, who looked like he was not a good guy at first glance, came closer and said to Yun Chu in a low voice: "Your Majesty, everyone who enters the mountain will be infected with the disease, why not..."

Yun Chu glanced sideways at this leader of the people who followed him in the Western Region and traveled all over the world in Liaodong to do his dirty work and said, "Do you think this is Dahang City?

Now I just want everyone to live in peace, and I don’t want to turn this place into a slaughterhouse, so just do as I say. When those people come out, they need to be shaved, watered, and disinfected. They must be kept in captivity for a month and then released if they are not sick. Lose. "

The leader of Minzhuang heard Jin Yuru's curses in his ears and said with a lewd smile: "Your Majesty, please go and have a rest. I will definitely handle the matter properly."

Yunchu nodded and entered the tent again.

Taking a bath with high-strength alcohol is very unfriendly to women. However, the anti-virus efficiency will be very high. Jin Yuru is not an ordinary woman. She just soaked herself in the strong alcohol for a stick of incense before jumping out suddenly. , the whole person was already drunk.

Even so, the woman still staggered to the corner of the tent, found a soft and clean place, and fell asleep.

Li Chengxiu, who was dressed in filial piety, came down from the mountain with Lao He and other medical teams. He seemed to be in very bad spirits. He hadn't been seen for a month, and the flesh on his cheeks had sunken. His eyes were unfocused, and he fell down when he saw Yun Chu. He cried loudly on the ground and said: "Master, I am gone."

Yun Chu ignored Li Chengxiu and just focused his attention on Lao He, who was also in a desperate situation.

Lao He said: "The burial of the Yinggong has been completed, and he was escorted directly to the Zhaoling Mausoleum by his family servants. The Yinggong had his last words, because he was suffering from an epidemic, everything should be kept simple. After the coffin enters the tomb, the dragon-breaking stone can be put down."

Yun Chu said: "Don't you need the Ministry of Etiquette to host the funeral?"

Lao He said: "When Duke Ying talks about his future affairs, I owe all my thanks to Duke Su and Duke Cheng."

Yun Chu asked again: "Who will change the clothes for the Ying Gong to be buried?"

Lao He said: "Two old servants who have followed the British Duke for many years."

Yun Chu frowned and said, "How can the funeral of Duke Ying be so simple?"

Lao He said: "Your Majesty left a message that there is a time to live and a place to die. This is already a great blessing. The rest is just to please outsiders."

When Yun Chu was about to ask again, he found a group of men in white appearing on the mountain. In their group, there was a huge coffin being pulled by a chariot and was slowly coming down.

On both sides of the team, there were many people struggling to reach the coffin, but they were blocked by the men in black and could not get closer.

Seeing the coffin coming out of the mountain pass onto the road, Cheng Yaojin, holding a mourning stick, looked at Yun Chu who was standing in the middle of the road and said: "You also want to open the coffin to see if Old Li is really dead?"

Yun Chu knelt on his knees and bowed three times to the coffin behind Cheng Yaojin. Then he stood up and said to Cheng Yaojin: "This mourning stick should be given to Cheng Xiu."

Cheng Yaojin said: "He is not worthy. Everyone in the Yinggong's house is just a mediocre person, and no one is worthy of holding the baton for the Yinggong."

Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "I'll do it."

Su Dingfang on the other side sneered: "You don't deserve it."

When Yun Chu heard this, he walked to the side of the road, stepped in towards the huge black coffin and said, "Well done, Young Master."

Cheng Yaojin said sarcastically: "What, you won't block the way?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I only hope that Mr. Ying will go well all the way."

Cheng Yaojin laughed loudly and said: "This is just an empty coffin." After that, he banged it loudly with his hands: "Aren't you going to open it and take a look? There are also countless gold and silver treasures, military books and strategies left by the Yinggong. , don’t you want it?”

Yun Chu saluted again and said, "Have a good trip, Lord Ying."

Su Dingfang looked at Yun Chu and said: "If you still have any respect for the heroic father-in-law, just burn this mountain."

Yunchu pointed at the group of people fighting fiercely on the mountain and said, "What should they do?"

Su Dingfang laughed and said: "A general dies, a mountain collapses, and Jing Cong dies in battle. What's wrong with that?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I think some people may not be willing."

Cheng Yaojin smiled like an owl. When his laughter died down, fire broke out at the foot of Lishan Mountain.