Taoist Quick Wear

"Jiang Yao, you are also from Shanqing City, do you know where Longtou Village is?" Si Qingyan has a clear understanding of his talent for finding the way... If he had great power, he could flatten the mountains and swamps and move forward in a straight line, and he would definitely find the destination in the shortest time.

But now... it's better not to say it.

If a few people get lost in the mountains, the consequences will be disastrous.

Although he and Jiang Yao don't need to eat, Luo Junchen does.

The demon king locked in the trunk can eat grass, what does Luo Junchen eat? Eat the demon king?

It's a bit crazy...

Si Qingyan stopped thinking about it and returned to reality.

"I was still young at that time, I only heard about it, but I didn't know where it was." Jiang Yao hasn't been home for too long, and he is very unconfident.

Now a road can be built in a few months, and a bridge can be built in half a year. It is a problem whether you can find your home...

"Is your home far from Longtou Village?" Si Qingyan asked again.

"It's a bit far. There are too many mountains over there, and the road is not easy to walk. Each village is far away from each other."

Although Jiang Yao knew there was a Longtou Village, he had never been there.

His home was in Shuangxi Village, and from the map, it was located below Longtou Village.

The straight-line distance between the two villages was very short, but there was a mountain with an altitude of several hundred meters in the middle. One was in front of the mountain, and the other was behind the mountain. If you walk horizontally, you have to detour through dozens of mountains, and if you walk vertically, you have to climb the cliff directly.

Unless you can pass through the mountain...

None of you here are pangolin spirits, and the demon king you raise is the most famous, so it is estimated that you can't break through that mountain.

Si Qingyan glanced at Xiao Xie, who was waving wildly in the rearview mirror, and planned to help this dream-chasing boy.

At least he ran very fast, and the chance of surviving in danger was high.

Si Qingyan turned the steering wheel quickly. When passing the bend, the van suddenly swung its tail like a dragon, turned its head suddenly, and the tires made a harsh sound, and stopped steadily in front of Xiao Xie.

Xiao Xie, whose legs were weak, almost cried with joy.

Fortunately, they had a change of heart and came to pick me up again...

"It might be dangerous to follow you."

Si Qingyan lowered the car window, his eyes deep and quiet in the dim night.

"That's my hometown, it will be much more convenient to take me with you. My mother is still sick and I'll go back to see her." Xiao Xie's eyes were firm.

"Okay." Si Qingyan signaled Luo Junchen in the back seat to open the door and let Xiao Xie get in.

The van had plenty of gas, and after getting on the highway, Si Qingyan accelerated all the way and stood out from the traffic.

If Si Qingyan hadn't been good at driving, and hadn't been driving smoothly all the way, and hadn't been next to other cars, Xiao Xie would definitely have grabbed the steering wheel.

"Are you all so good at driving?" Xiao Xie, even with his seat belt on, was still rocking back and forth in the car, his stomach churning, and he almost vomited.

"I don't know." Si Qingyan turned from the avenue into a remote mountain road and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.

It felt like flying, so exciting.

Luo Junchen had already fallen asleep, curled up in the last seat, snoring loudly.

"Wei Sixian, don't you need to replace? We've been driving for several hours..." Xiao Xie really couldn't stand it anymore, and was afraid that he would vomit in the car if he couldn't help it.

He was sure that he would be driven out if he vomited. Or this group of people would change cars to drive...

"No, I can still drive." Si Qingyan was driving, committed to achieving the state of unity between man and car.

"Are you bored?" Si Qingyan turned on the car radio and cared for Xiao Xie, whose face was ashen.

"I'm not bored, I just want to drive, especially." Xiao Xie's tone was very sincere.

"My lord, Jiang Yao is always on call for you." Jiang Yao sat in the co-pilot seat with a humble face. My lord, are you bored? Why don't you come and play with me? What's good about the car radio? Why don't I sing for you?

If Xiao Xie wasn't here, he would definitely be more enthusiastic.

"Xiao Xie, you drive." Si Qingyan slowly slowed down, stopped by the roadside, then got out of the driver's seat and sat in the back seat.

"Okay." Xiao Xie breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he was finally alive.

He got out of the car first, found a hidden tree in the mountains, solved his personal problems, and then sat in the driver's seat happily.

"Come on, Jiang Yao, let's play Landlord."

Si Qingyan woke up Luo Junchen and took out a pack of playing cards from his pocket.

Xiao Xie's sweet mood suddenly turned bitter.

Forget it, I am a public servant, serving the people at all times.

Jiang Yao moved from the front seat to the back seat in just a moment.

"I am the landlord." Si Qingyan had played Happy Landlord on his mobile phone a long time ago, and was very addicted. One game after another, he owed millions of happy beans, and his winning rate was pitifully low.

"Jiang Yao, let's shake hands and make peace." Luo Junchen stretched out a hand to Jiang Yao.

Although he restrained ghosts, Jiang Yao was not a fierce ghost that he could easily shake.

During his growth, Jiang Yao was only focused on refining sewer pipes. Repeating a single thing thousands of times will always yield something. He figured out some unknown rules from it and materialized them in a short time. He is indeed a genius in the ghost world.

Jiang Yao could not leave Linjiang City before, but now he can live in the Seven Stars Plate, move as usual, and make considerable progress.

Although Luo Junchen's original body is powerful, his soul power is almost exhausted after so many reincarnations. It will only hurt both sides to fight against Jiang Yao.

They are now on the same front and are dealing with the same "landlord", so they naturally have to get along harmoniously.

Luo Junchen and Jiang Yao communicated with each other with their eyes, giving Si Qingyan a chance to play cards without leaving any trace.

The adults' card skills are really too bad...

Luo Junchen felt that his card skills were much better than Si Qingyan's.

Of course, Luo Junchen only dared to complain in his heart.

"Don't you remember the cards?" Jiang Yao looked at all the bombs in his hand and reluctantly opened a king bomb, first a king and then a 7 of spades. In order for the adults to win, this sacrifice is bearable...

"If I remember the cards in everyone's hands, what fun would there be in Landlords?" Si Qingyan played a 9 of hearts, which happened to suppress the 7 of spades played by Jiang Yao.

"Yes, Master is right, this is the true meaning of Landlord Fighting."

Luo Junchen played a 10 of diamonds, tremblingly for fear of crushing Si Qingyan...

Seeing Si Qingyan's thoughtful expression, Luo Junchen's heart beat like a drum.

I just had to bear the pain to break a straight, and then the 10 of diamonds came out. Wouldn’t it just interrupt the master’s plan to play cards...

"Mr. Wu, do you have any difficulties?" A sweet female voice came from the radio.

Luo Junchen unconsciously turned his attention.

I am Mr. Luo, I am in difficulty now, and I want to surrender directly...

Doudizhu doesn’t have this option, and I feel so uncomfortable that I want to cry.

"When I reach middle age, my waist is bad and my married life is not harmonious. What should I do?"

That Mr. Wu sounded very depressed.

"Mr. Wu, we recommend a product to you here. Five boxes for one course of treatment. Buy three boxes and get one box free. It can increase the size and thickness. It takes half an hour at a time. Generally, two courses of treatment will have significant effects..."

"What good thing is this? Can it really cure my disease?" Mr. Wu said ecstatically.

"We are a legitimate company and have passed dozens of tests. Returns and replacements are guaranteed, and every fake product will be fined ten times."

"Okay, give me ten boxes! No! I want a hundred boxes!"

Mr. Wu was extremely excited, and everyone in the car felt his enthusiasm and expectation.

Xiao Xie who was driving was coughing like crazy, what the hell kind of radio station is this?

Si Qingyan was a little confused and asked:

"Is this the art of alchemy?"

"This is equivalent to... useless elixir." Luo Junchen, who has read a lot of secondary novels, explained.

"Can waste elixirs be sold?" Si Qingyan still didn't understand.

"The desire for profit leads to an IQ tax." Xiao Xie frowned and felt that the radio station was very harsh.

"I see." Si Qingyan threw her cards onto the car seat without leaving a trace. I can't play this bad card anymore.

"Let's listen to another one." Jiang Yao followed suit and put the cards on the car seat, then quickly sat on the passenger seat and changed the channel.

"Yes, yes, listen to something interesting..." Luo Junchen nodded repeatedly, threw away his cards, sat up straight, and waited for Jiang Yao to start the show.

"The second chapter of "The Founding of the People's Republic of China"..."

Jiang Yao was transferred to this station, and Xiao Xie looked forward to it. Can he rely on his mysterious power to resist the demons and monsters?

Jiang Yao glanced at Xiao Xie and coldly changed the channel.

Xiao Xie felt lost, like a dry plant... But the next second, Jiang Yao tuned into a singing radio station, and Xiao Xie regained his vitality.

Listening to songs and singing songs, this is the standard for burning the midnight oil. Please God let them be normal, please!

"By the way, Brother Xie, what's your name?" Luo Junchen only knew Xiao Xie's surname Xie.

"Aren't you the number one general under the King of Hell? You called me that, and I panicked." Xiao Xie turned the steering wheel and turned right at the intersection.

Si Qingyan glanced at the navigation system and saw that there was no problem with the direction Xiao Xie drove.

There is a navigation system on the main road, but you can only rely on your own judgment when you are on a small road. The closer to the destination, the worse the navigation signal becomes. There are unknown roads nearby, and the navigation voice desperately asks to drive to a wide area.

The dirt road here has nine turns and eighteen turns, and there are many forks. If you are not familiar with it, it is easy to get sidetracked.

"Young and old are in order, you are my brother's colleague, what's wrong if I call you thank you brother?"

Luo Junchen had a good impression of Xiao Xie and encouraged him:

"You go ahead and push my brother out of the stage so that he doesn't have to detain me all the time."

"You may not believe it even if I tell you, my name is Xie Dajun, and Mr. Wei also knows this name... When my mother gave birth to me, she saw a large group of Yin soldiers crossing the border, so she gave me this name."

Xiao Xie has no feelings about his name, but others will always show surprise and complicated expressions after hearing it. He is tall and handsome, masculine and handsome, but his name exudes an indescribable aura of authenticity...

Many people advised him to change his name, but Xiao Xie did not change it.

Anyway, he changed his name to Xie Dajun, but he is still the same person, which makes no sense.

Si Qingyan nodded in approval, and then asked:

"The Yin soldiers are crossing the border. Do you have anything similar?"

"My mother said that I am the reincarnation of a great general with a murderous spirit. Does this count?" Xiao Xie smiled proudly, with warmth in his eyebrows.

Jiang Yao was a little envious and said seriously:

"I believe it."

"I don't even believe it myself... My father went into the mountains to hunt when I was very young, and he came back with only half a head. My mother raised me." Xiao Xie said about his family while driving towards Longtou Village. Old things, with a gentle smile on his face.

The radio station was playing "Listen to Mom," which was a bit fitting.

"People in our village said that I had cerebral palsy and wanted to drown me. My mother refused to let me go. She spent all her money and took me to a big hospital for treatment and recovery training. I gradually recovered and I always remember her painstaking efforts to I feed, wipe my nose, and button my buttons..."

"She is aging very quickly. She has rheumatism, arthritis, stomach problems... many of her illnesses are caused by me. I want to take her to live in Linjiang City, but she won't agree to it until her death."

"The last time I came home, she didn't let me stay overnight. She took a kitchen knife and drove me out of the village."

"She said she shouldn't come back without a wife. Where can I find a wife for her?"

"When I go back this time, I will carry her out even if I have to carry her."

"How about I lie to her that I have a wife and am pregnant. When she comes out, I will tell her that the child is not mine and we broke up?" Xiao Xie was a little worried, but suddenly he had an idea and came up with a great idea.

"Why didn't I come up with such a great idea earlier!"

"Ahhh, but it's not too late now..."

Others didn't dare to say anything and looked at each other in silence.

The further we drove, the denser the forest became.

There were still stars in the sky when we went out, but it rained in the second half of the night.

There was fog in the mountains and the road was a little muddy.

Xiao Xie slept well during the day, so he didn't feel sleepy at night, but he was a little hungry.

"Brother Xie, have a chicken leg." Luo Junchen opened the package and stuffed the salt-baked chicken leg into Xiao Xie's mouth.

"Thank you..." Xiao Xie bit the chicken leg and didn't know how to continue.

He had to drive with his hands, and there were too many bends on this dirt road.

I couldn't help drooling... slurping...

"Stop the car." Si Qingyan couldn't bear it and planned to change it back.

"Hmm..." Xiao Xie stepped on the brake and temporarily stopped the car on the side of the road.

In just a blink of an eye, the fog thickened.

This remote dirt road was unknowingly filled with luxury cars. Each car was covered with red paper flowers. Although it looked festive, it was indescribably inconsistent.

The wheels rolled over the muddy road without getting a single drop of mud or water on it.

"BMW, Mercedes-Benz, what model is that? I don't recognize it..." Xiao Xie sat in the passenger seat, holding a chicken leg that he had taken a big bite of in his hand, with a look of shock on his face.

"It's this smell of stinky salted fish again... Is someone coming to pick up the bride?" Luo Junchen sniffed, looking disgusted.

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The update is late, dears, I've been waiting for a long time

Thanks to the dears for their landmines, comments, and nutrient solution

And my wife Cong Da Wang's tweets, hehehehe_(:D)∠)_

There will be more updates in a while, muahmuah

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